Why do we even BOTHER?!
Because at least this way we get to choose our poison?

We can have the probably modest, but definite hit from the rotten-meat-inator, or the extremely unpredictable, potentially very-good-or-bad-on-net crapshoot of the Crit-inator.


We really need to help him.
Like LOVEMUFFIN, he's a bit resistant to being helped, and his chronically terrible dice rolls mean that attempts to help him often just don't live up to their potential.
 
Poor Hego. We tried. We tried. But the dice always seems now days to fail on something critical.

At least his failure might have lead to us noticing Kat at last.
 
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Oooh, that could be very good or very bad. I feel like Hego might have saved some plutonium from the clutches of a villainous Kat, or maybe the other way around. I can see this going SO many damn ways
 
I would like to note that you are not obligated in any way to help Hego. He's legally an adult, you know?
 
--[x][Stewardship] Collaborate with Olympia on: Collaborate on a new OS (Alan Bradley)
(Collab)
DC 120 (Reduced by XP)
53+24+32+23+20+2=154
Decent Success
--[x][Intrigue] Infiltrate a Hotspot: New York (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja) (45% w/ XP)
DC 110
23+17+25+2+10 (XP)=77
Normal (not critical) Failure!

To be continued in Interlude: Cowabunga It Is
--[x][Occult] Form a Coven (Janna Ordonia) (77% w/ XP)
DC 85
1+4+17+12+3=50

Personal Attention reroll! Critical Failure averted!

28+4+17+12+3=64
Failure!
Do you know what's the funniest takeaway from all this? It takes both Janna and Tobe sacrificing their good rolls for the turn in order for Alan to succeed at an OS action.
 
No, actually. There was never a formal contract to babysit Hego, and Shego would 100% understand if you decided to just cut him loose. She just didn't want you to attempt to use Hego as leverage against her.
If we manage to force him to give up heroism and be corporate dude, I think she would thank us.

Not like, actually thank us. But she would probably be internally gratefully. (Not to be confused with eternally grateful)

He can end up dead. What will happen then? And why are all dc so high?
 
US Government opinion tracker unlocked! (This will be filtered through Doofenshmirtz's perceptions)
This will be interesting. Not sure how useful, but interesting yes.

To be continued in Rival Reports
That makes sense, their actions might have synergy.

To be continued in Crisis: Kataclysm
Oh good, we're finally dealing with Kat.

I checked the reference then double checked Disney didn't own them.

--[X] Goofy (Finish your degree online)
Aw man.

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To be continued in Crisis: Kataclysm
My panic has been abated since I quoted this.
 
No, actually. There was never a formal contract to babysit Hego, and Shego would 100% understand if you decided to just cut him loose. She just didn't want you to attempt to use Hego as leverage against her.
She doesn't need a legal contract to care about her brother's welfare or get mad at the people that get him hurt.
 
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