Interlude: Hate
Toffee watched as his men combed the wreckage of his warehouse. He frowned.

"And you found it like this?"

"Y-yes sir!" Lobster Claws replied, pincers clacking together nervously. "I was coming back from a corn run! I pulled the truck up to the gate, but there was no gate! There was no anything! And all the monsters were…"

Toffee put a cold hand on the monster's shoulder, then turned to the Septarian assistant on his right.

"Get in contact with the Temple, we'll need to give their remains proper burials. This was the warehouse with the scissors?" Toffee asked, but it wasn't really a question. The other Septarian nodded.

Toffee raised a single hand, his palm flickering with orange and yellow light. He glanced at it. "It's not here anymore. Have the Temple send in a reclamation squad. We need to have supply lines running again as soon as possible, and more secure. Better training. No further one-man deliveries."

Toffee allowed himself a sigh. This was not only destruction of his supply lines, it was a targeted smash and grab of a limited resource. Someone knew it was here. The destruction was public enough that there would be an investigation to deal with. And on top of that, this was not just the current center of his corn distribution on this planet.

It was also the Earthside center for his search.

He kept backups, of course, but opportunities to align them were not constant. Every sighting, hint, or lead within the last two months relating to the Butterfly had been annihilated. Was it a coincidence?

"There's just… one more thing sir. I hardly imagine you'll care at a time like this, but-"

"Tell me."

"Yes, sir. You've received a message from a native businesswoman. She's, er. Requested a meeting, urgently. Something about cooperation for… something?"

"Pencil it in."

---

The offices Toffee maintained on Earth were spartan. Appealing enough to not turn off investors, but unadorned. Utilitarian. A space designed to be used, not occupied. Toffee took a seat across from the woman who had called him here as the shade of the evening cast long shadows across the off-white walls.

"I am surprised you agreed so quickly." she said.

"I would not have." Toffee replied bluntly. "But I unexpectedly found myself in the area for some time." He opened his hands, a single eyebrow giving the barest hint of interest. "Now, what is it that you want?"

Dominique Destine leaned forward. "I don't think you're a lizard."

Toffee blinked. "Excuse me?" he asked blandly.

"Not the kind you pretend to be."

Toffee dodged the obvious bait without thinking. "And what has placed this into your head?"

Demona Intrigue Check
32+37+30(crit success)=99
Toffee Contest:
76+50-30(bad day, crit fail)=96
Bare success

Dominique's mouth twitched, a moment of hesitation before a significant risk.

"You bear no resemblance to any form of terrestrial lizard presently residing on the West Coast. Your public information bears all the hallmarks of forgery; I know that from experience." She replied. "But that was circumstantial. No, the best evidence I have is that, for the past minute now, you've forgotten to pretend to breathe."

There was a pause.

"Whatever you are, you need the humans to think you are not."

"I'll ask you again." Toffee said with half-lidded eyes.. "What is it that you want?"

"I could say many things." Destine replied. "But a demonstration would be best."

As the sun dipped down below the horizon, Dominique Destine's hands clenched and unclenched. As its rays faded she screamed, fingernails biting into skin even as they lengthened into talons. Skin darkened to blue as a pair of batlike wings burst out of the back of her suit and wrapped around her as if to ward off the lingering pain of the transformation.

Demona stood up slowly, panting. Toffee's eyes widened. "The gargoyle…"

He thought for a moment. "Why don't you start from the beginning."

---

The lizard listened as Demona gave a somewhat truncated summary of her existence, her goals, and her position, from the betrayal of her people by humanity through her capture of the Spear and her painful defeat. She needed an ally, and she was almost sure she had found one.

"And so that is why I am here. My own kind has failed me. But you… you disguise your true nature from the humans. You move among them, you have gained power and status, but none of that is important to you. Whatever you truly want, you need to keep it secret."

Toffee stood from his chair, taking a moment to turn and stare out the window at the last fading rays of the sun.

"Your plans cannot be good for Humanity- you must recognize them as an enemy, I know it!"

The lizard said nothing as the world descended into darkness.

"I am offering you all of my cunning, all of my resources, if you will help me have my revenge." Demona explained, growing agitated as Toffee refused to even turn around.

"Answer me!" she barked.

"No."

"What?" Demona asked.

Toffee sighed. When he opened his mouth again, he spoke every word slowly and deliberately. "You chose to ally with the lowest of humanity to your own benefit, only to cause the death of your entire clan. You drove a clade of humans to hunt you across dozens of generations. You tried to control an unpredictable magical spirit, only to take it at its word when it claimed to aid you. You got the one person you cared about murdered in a gang war."

Demona snarled. "How dare-"

"I'm not finished." Toffee said.

"At every step in your life you have accomplished nothing but the creation of more enemies. You're here before me now because all of them caught up with you at once, and you lost… everything."

Demona Martial Check:
53+35=88
Toffee Contest
88+52=140
Failure!

Demonas screeched with rage, leaping forwards with talons extended.

Toffee caught her wrist without turning his head.

"You went all in on a bet." Toffee continued mildly. "That much is forgivable. But you succeeded. Your plan was exceptional. I should have woken up two months ago to find every human on this planet dead in their homes. But you threw your assets away one by one, and with the prize in your hands you chose to waste just enough time for a variable you should have prepared for to rear its head. Your failure was an act of gross self-sabotage."

Demona Martial Check:
68+35=103
Toffee Contest
58+52=110
Bare Failure!

Demona managed to nick Toffee's suit.

"Any resources I put into you would be a wasteful misstep. Every spare dram of knowledge I parceled out would be a security risk. As you are, you'd have worth to me as a simple patsy, nothing more."

Demona Martial Check:
15+35=50
Toffee Contest
99+52=151
Super-Critical Failure!

When she lunged again, Toffee slammed an open palm into Demona's chest and flung her across the room in the time it takes to blink. The wall cracked and splintered behind her as she slumped to the ground.

"...Then why?" Demona rasped from the floor. "If I'm nothing but a tool for you, why tell me so?"

Toffee stepped across the room, bushing dust off his suit.

"Because you could be more."

Demona stared.

"You possess a brilliant mind. Obvious strength." Toffee said, looking down on the gargoyle. "And you know how to hate.

"But you have never learned from your failures." he continued. "The hate, the rage. The fire is meant as fuel for an engine. But you have let that fire grow to destroy the machine, over and over again."

Toffee fixed her with a stare. "I have a task in which I have been stymied. Truthfully I do not expect you to succeed at it. But in the process of trying it will teach you control. Or… it will finally destroy you."

Demona balled her fists. "...What do you want?"

"A child." Toffee responded. "One whose capture would both eliminate a threat and serve as immense satisfaction. I don't believe in fate, Demona, but I prefer to hedge my bets. Given what you have told me, your arrival here is… serendipitous."

"What do you mean?"

"The girl." Toffee replied. "The girl who stood with your daughter when you almost lost your spear."

Toffee put his hand on Demona's shoulder. She looked up, into his eyes, and within them she saw a black unending ocean, a dark star of frozen hate bound, controlled, and channeled.

"Bring me the girl with hearts set on her cheeks, and I promise you," he said. "We will have our revenge."


---

Toffee has lost most of his recent efforts in finding Star.

Toffee has gained a hero unit.
 
"Get in contact with the Temple, we'll need to give their remains proper burials. This was the warehouse with the scissors?" Toffee asked, but it wasn't really a question. The other Septarian nodded.
Aw, man! Does this mean the option to steal the scissors is gone?
"Because you could be more."
Oh fuck. He's taking away Demona's biggest weakness: her self-sabotaging habits. If he works at her a bit, in time, she could become his Janna. Am I only one who realizes this?!
 
Toffee raised a single hand, his palm flickering with orange and yellow light. He glanced at it. "It's not here anymore. Have the Temple send in a reclamation squad. We need to have supply lines running again as soon as possible, and more secure. Better training. No further one-man deliveries."

Toffee allowed himself a sigh. This was not only destruction of his supply lines, it was a targeted smash and grab of a limited resource. Someone knew it was here. The destruction was public enough that there would be an investigation to deal with. And on top of that, this was not just the current center of his corn distribution on this planet
So someone who knows about it stole the scissors, and managed to cover their tracks. interesting. I doubt it's Xanatos because he's too busy with the NYC fallout, so maybe it's Eclipsa?
He kept backups, of course, but opportunities to align them were not constant. Every sighting, hint, or lead within the last two months relating to the Butterfly had been annihilated. Was it a coincidence?
Well, that's neat.

Also, even when Demona wins, she loses. :V
 
How on earth childish show like 'Star vs' produced one of the most scaring Disney villains. Especially now that he aren't restricted by the boundaries of animated show for teens.
 
Wow, two big losses in one turn. Almost makes you feel sorry for Toffee.

oof.

Not only is that a terrifying thought, the most scary thing is that Toffe martial stats is just 3 points behind Khan. If it's that high, I'm scared on what number his other stats are.

I mean, being literally fucking immortal does have its perks. I'm amused to see I actually overestimated his Martial rather significantly.
 
An ally of great strength she seeks.
The payment? Hearts, set on her cheeks.


The Prophecy is fulfilled. The future, no longer set in a Curse of Stone.

All memes aside, Demona's self-sabotage and eventual failure is no longer a guarantee. We need to assume that each turn will be our last chance. But so too are we no longer forbidden by fate itself from finding a lost child. Actions taken to find Ms. Butterfly must now take all precedence in our planning.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Those outside and in-between.

Let's catch a fallen Star.
 
"Get in contact with the Temple, we'll need to give their remains proper burials. This was the warehouse with the scissors?" Toffee asked, but it wasn't really a question. The other Septarian nodded.

Toffee raised a single hand, his palm flickering with orange and yellow light. He glanced at it. "It's not here anymore. Have the Temple send in a reclamation squad. We need to have supply lines running again as soon as possible, and more secure. Better training. No further one-man deliveries."
Somebody stole this man's scissors!
 
An ally of great strength she seeks.
The payment? Hearts, set on her cheeks.


The Prophecy is fulfilled. The future, no longer set in a Curse of Stone.

All memes aside, Demona's self-sabotage and eventual failure is no longer a guarantee. We need to assume that each turn will be our last chance. But so too are we no longer forbidden by fate itself from finding a lost child. Actions taken to find Ms. Butterfly must now take all precedence in our planning.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Those outside and in-between.

Let's catch a fallen Star.

Okay, I know that this is a bit off-topic but did you take some sort of class for one-liners or something because that is some pretty good stuff right there.

Anyway, how many interludes do we have left to go before things go back to the "frustrated at rolls" status quo this quest seems to achieve.
 
An ally of great strength she seeks.
The payment? Hearts, set on her cheeks.


The Prophecy is fulfilled. The future, no longer set in a Curse of Stone.

All memes aside, Demona's self-sabotage and eventual failure is no longer a guarantee. We need to assume that each turn will be our last chance. But so too are we no longer forbidden by fate itself from finding a lost child. Actions taken to find Ms. Butterfly must now take all precedence in our planning.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Those outside and in-between.

Let's catch a fallen Star.
Wow. You're right. We've been going off the prophecy and hyping it up for so long, and now it's just... done. Gone. No effect on us anymore. I'm... honestly not sure how I feel about that. I mean, I joined this quest in the middle of Blue Hawaii, so I faintly remember how it was before the prophecy: we had no idea what was going to happen, so we just took one gamble after the other. Then the prophecy came along, and that turned into calculated risks. It'll be a bit scary going back to gambles... but, it'll be awesome as hell!! LET'S DO DIS!!!
 
"Get in contact with the Temple, we'll need to give their remains proper burials. This was the warehouse with the scissors?" Toffee asked, but it wasn't really a question. The other Septarian nodded.

Toffee raised a single hand, his palm flickering with orange and yellow light. He glanced at it. "It's not here anymore. Have the Temple send in a reclamation squad. We need to have supply lines running again as soon as possible, and more secure. Better training. No further one-man deliveries."

Toffee allowed himself a sigh. This was not only destruction of his supply lines, it was a targeted smash and grab of a limited resource. Someone knew it was here. The destruction was public enough that there would be an investigation to deal with. And on top of that, this was not just the current center of his corn distribution on this planet.

It was also the Earthside center for his search.
So any idea who nabbed the scissors? Star or her ally or a third party?
 
"Y-yes sir!" Lobster Claws replied, pincers clacking together nervously. "I was coming back from a corn run! I pulled the truck up to the gate, but there was no gate! There was no anything! And all the monsters were…"
Aww, poor Lobster Claws. He keeps having to be the bearer of bad news.

"Because you could be more."
Oh. Right. This is why Toffee is one of the scariest villains around.

He's actually a highly competent leader capable of getting good results out of low quality minions.

"A great evil has been unleashed"
 
Who stole the scissors? Thats what I'm more concerned about. Once we achieve space travel and colonization the affairs on earth are less of a concern to me.
 
The next ToffeeQuest Negaverse omake is probably going to have a number of comments complaining about what a huge action sink it is to try to whip Demona into shape and that they should just cut her loose.
 
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