Interlude: Plan D
Budget surges in recent months had been very good for NASA. Ever since the recession hit, the United States space program was impacted especially hard. A crashing economy combined with horrific weather conditions down in Florida had all but grounded the agency, leaving many to wonder if America would ever return to space in an official capacity.

Slowly but surely, things started to improve.

The dust bowl in the midwest still rendered the land inhabitable, but thanks to a number of interested corporations and some government spending, famine was a thing of the past. Sycorax and Gen-U-Tech broke new ground in their agricultural research, even as an eccentric pharmacist from the Rockies did his best to make cricket an acceptable protein. The dangerously underfunded military was bolstered by the biggest defense grants seen in years as new arms and armor flowed in from the megacorporations. Best of all, David Xanatos seemed to have taken a keen interest in what remained of the space program.

Luke Graham stepped out of the capsule, the first man to set foot on the lunar surface since 1972. It was the combined efforts of America's federal and industrial sectors that had placed a man back on the moon, and he was proud to echo the words of his predecessors.

"Ladies and gentlemen." Graham said as he touched down. "We've taken our second step. Only God knows how long the path is, but we will walk it."

The crew of three began their official mission, gathering samples from the surface for evidence of lunar ice or fossilized bacteria. A rover could have done the task just as well, of course, but this was about more than just research. After sixty years, man stood upon an alien world once more, and looked to the stars with wonder and ambition.

Things started going wrong on the second day.

The capsule had landed on the far edge of Oceanus Procellarum, far from the first missions that had set down in the Sea of Tranquility. No human had ever set foot there. So when a few scattered machine parts were found lying abandoned on the surface, there was some concern.

The crew radioed back to the orbiter; had the craft experienced any damage? Had they jettisoned anything?

No.

There was nothing on the scrap metal that could identify its source. Nothing on the capsule was missing. Recognizing a mystery, the crew took a small sample back with them, with plans to return on the third day to explore the area.

The pile was gone when they returned.

Confusion gave way to unease. The crew had been in constant contact, and had trained together for months. None were the sort to play pranks on the others, certainly not with the world watching.

On the fourth day they found gum wrappers.

The wrapping was purple, a brand no one recognized on the crew or in Cape Canaveral. NASA had quietly stopped public press conferences two days ago. With paranoia running higher and higher in the face of uncertainty, the crew rushed through their tasks, dreams of wonder and ambition giving way to a desire to be off this rock as soon as possible. While the rush led to a few mistakes, drawing out the length of the mission by agonizing hours, nothing else out of the ordinary occurred.

Until the last day.

Colonel Graham was leading his crew in a rover-based reconnaissance of the lunar plain when they spotted a dust cloud on the horizon. A quick triangulation sent a chill down his spine. It was coming from their lander.

Graham led his crew back to their only way off the Moon with increasing trepidation. Something wasn't right. When they got there, the base was in disarray. Objects and tools had been scattered, floating far across the lunar landscape. The entire base was covered in scuffed and powdery footprints. They led into the lander.

They weren't human.

Graham conferred with ground control for several tense minutes. They were long past the idea of considering this a prank, and NASA had dismissed the possibility of any other country being on the moon. The implications of what that meant were… troubling, to say the least. As laughable as the idea of aliens might have been on paper, this was to put it lightly a problem.

Especially for the people in the room who knew what was actually on Mars.

The crew entered the ship slowly, knowing noise did not carry but trying to limit vibrations nonetheless. Even as the atmosphere pressurised, none moved to remove their suits. They peeked slowly into the capsule, rattled but disciplined and prepared for anything.

That lasted until they saw the flash of white disappearing into the crew compartment.

Two of the crew swore as Graham wished desperately NASA had seen fit to add a weapon to the manifest. He picked up the flagpole they had brought as the next best thing.

The crew slowly entered the main chamber of the capsule, improvised weapons held at the ready, alert and prepared for-

Something tapped Graham on the shoulder. Slowly, he turned around, and saw…

"Heeeey there." The duck in welding goggles said, slowly bringing her hands together. "Name's Della. Liiisten, I know this is sudden, but… can I bum a ride with you?"

Years of discipline and training went out the window in an instant as Graham screamed at the top of his lungs. A second later the rest of his crew joined in. 238,900 miles away, an entire room full of technicians screamed in unison once the signal arrived.

Thousands of miles away from them, David Xanatos raised an eyebrow.

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Della Duck has returned from the Moon!
 
Haha yes!

I thought we weren't going with DT2017. Have we switched to that canon but with a smarter Glomgold?

Apollo 17 brought back 111kg of samples. More than enough for a person, even assuming they didn't increase capacity.

Yeah I'm getting the impression anyone who wasn't super developed/didn't exist in the original is getting their 2017 self. See Storkules, DMs mentioend they'd go with 2017 triplet personalities instead of the original "identical in every way" triplets, Duckworth, etc etc.
 
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I thought we weren't going with DT2017. Have we switched to that canon but with a smarter Glomgold?
Technically, Della is a comic character.
Della was first mentioned in a 1937 Donald Duck Sunday strip on October 17, 1937, in which she writes a letter explaining to Donald that she is sending her sons to stay with him. This first appearance referred to Della as Donald's cousin, though later depictions would refer to her as Donald's sister.[7][4] One year later, Della was mentioned in similar fashion in 1938's Donald Duck animated cartoon Donald's Nephews. This cartoon, which marked the film debut of Della's three sons (and Donald's nephews), Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck, opened with Donald receiving a postcard from his sister (addressed "Dear Brother" and signed "Sister Dumbella"), letting him know that the three boys are coming to visit him.[3][4]

Della appeared as a child in the mid-1990s series The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, in which she and Donald wore identical sailor suits. She was also included in the Duck family tree by Don Rosa. Her first appearance in comics as an adult was in a 2014 Dutch-language Donald Duck comic, 80 is Prachtig!, created to celebrate Donald's 80th birthday.[8] In this comic, Donald finally tells the nephews the story of their mother, depicting her in flashbacks; Della is depicted as a successful test pilot, the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean, and stranded in space after test-flying a rocket ship that accidentally propelled her to near light speed.[9]
 
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I thought we weren't going with DT2017. Have we switched to that canon but with a smarter Glomgold?

Apollo 17 brought back 111kg of samples. More than enough for a person, even assuming they didn't increase capacity.
Comics canon takes precedence. That said, the triplets and Della basically don't have personalities or stories to tell in comics canon, so we're able to pull in other stuff wherever it wouldn't contradict core canon.
 
Somewhere in a Las Vegas barroom

"Ragga-fragga lily-livered consarn son of a no-good-!"

Good thing I didn't finish that Looney Tunes Omake yet, I was going to bring up that Sam already owned a casino (he did in Back in Action, it seemed appropriate, though I guess he'll be using it now.)

you heard it here, folks: bugs has to put effort into being straight when he's around daffy

"Fellas, ith it gay to thcam a cathino out of itsh cathino with your life-partner-in-thhhhhcrewball-anticsh?"

It's Bugs Bunny, he's crossdressed more times than you'd think.

Yeah it was on ABC back in the day and there were talks about a tv show that ultimately never materialized

Mostly because they were a really shitty group of adaptations of the original books, so anyone who actually wanted an adaptation of the books got angry about it.
 
Yellow Mood
Yellow Mood


In a desolate and strange wasteland that was once known as Roadkill County Oregon, a group of survivors are fleeing from an unseen force, one by one they either fell and were carried off or simply fell to their knees as a bubble of pure madness brushed against them. In the distance a large pyramid could be seen, the place where the one responsible for all of this was, lounging on a throne of human agony.

Now this is the life! Now if only that damn barrier wasn't there, I'd be able to have some real fun.

This wasn't the first world Bill Cypher had destroyed like this, nore would it be the last if he had his way, but he had to admit something about this Earth was different than the others, but he couldn't quite figure out what that could be. Whatever it was, it just made him want to have his fun with it even more than before, was it those Kings? No, he was fascinated with this dimension long before them, not Ford either...

His musings were interrupted as the latest batch of prisoners were carried in by his Eyebats, he could save his questioning for later, for now he was just going to kick back and enjoy himself. In a flash of yellow energy a microphone appeared in front of him, and as his captive audience watch on in horror, he began to sing.

I've got the world on a string
Sitting on a rainbow
Got the string around my finger

What a world, what a life, I'm in love
As he spoke a small ball resembling the earth appeared dangling from his hand, as he spun it around gravity within the chamber shifted and changed, sending the scared captives flying about the room.

I've got a song that I sing
I can make the rain go
Anytime I move my finger

Lucky me, can't you see, I'm in love
Blood red rain began to fill the room, those who were able to grab anything they could to remain anchored to the ground soon found themselves having to let go to avoid drowning as the room filled.

Life is a beautiful thing
As long as I hold the string
I'd be a silly so-and-so

If I should ever let it go
As he twirled the small globe he allowed it to fly up into the air, as it fell back to the ground the gravity increased, sending everyone in the room crashing violently into the ground as he caught it in his hand.

I've got the world on a string
Sitting on a rainbow
Got the string around my finger

What a world, what a life, I'm in love
Before any of them could attempt to get up blue chains reached down to grab them and force them into the air.

Life is a beautiful thing
As long as I hold the string
I'd be a silly so-and-so

If I should ever let it go
The globe was slowly brought up in front of them as it burst into flames and was quickly tossed aside, allowing them all to see the towering figure of Bill as he floated over them.

I got the world on a string
Sitting on a rainbow
Got the string around my finger
What a world
Man this is the life

Hey now

Bill's eye grew in size as the image of the burning globe replaced the pupil, before long it was the only thing the captives could see.

I'm so in love

Then the globe bounced off a wall and struckk Bill in the back, ending his song abruptly as he rubbed the back of his triangle body, quickly snapping a monster out of existence for laughing at the slipup. Oh well...

There was still so much fun to have after all...


The song in question is I've Got the World on a String, Bill is no stranger to using songs like that and making them threatening after all.
 
Now that I think about it, did the Probablinator affected Gladstone or his Luck make everything a Critical Sucess?

Edit: Oh shit, Club Penguin is part of Disney?! What?!
 
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Della Duck has returned from the Moon!
UGH! :facepalm: Of course. "Gum wrappers." That should have made it obvious!!

On the plus side, yay! Della's here! Here's hoping Denis manages to recruit her before Xanatos gets his tetherhooks into her-!

Oh.

Guys? I just realized something.

Scrooge nearly bankrupted himself looking for Della. The only reason he didn't was because the board forcibly shut down the program.

What if Glomgold took advantage of that and that's why Scrooge is no longer the richest duck in the world?
 
Scrooge nearly bankrupted himself looking for Della. The only reason he didn't was because the board forcibly shut down the program.

What if Glomgold took advantage of that and that's why Scrooge is no longer the richest duck in the world?
That might not have happened here. If it did, there would have been a major divergence years before the ducks comics began. Which is our primary source here, with the subsequent adaptions and spinoffs.
 
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