mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
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OH THAT'S JUST CHEAP!!!!!!!!
He's not wrong. Chainsaws are fucking scaryFlipping open the case, he pulled out an enormous, cherry-red chainsaw, which he proceeded to rev.
"That is completely impractical." Lizzy pointed out.
"Maybe. But it's also terrifying." Marco replied, flipping up his hood.
Aw man, do we have to accept help from these schmucks?"Isn't that… the Huntsclan?"
"The Huntsclan?!" Marco asked. "I thought they hated anything not human."
Huntsmaster Martial check: 82+30+10+20=142
Demona's Horde contest: 31+33+30=94
Success!
A broadside of laser fire poured down over the monstrous throng.
"Yep, seems like it." Janna agreed.
Apparently we do. Shit.Janna Martial Check: 2+13+12+7+44= 78
Demona's Horde Opposed: 37+33+25=95
Failure!
Janna drew back to cast another spell, but a gargoyles managed to grab ahold of Feldrake!
"Oof! Hey! Get your claws off me, you batbrain!" The staff whined.
Janna engaged in a furious tug of war with a six foot winged monster. But even as Janna struggled, a figure leapt down into the fray.
Huntsmaster Martial check: 92+30+10+20=152
Demona's Horde contest: 61+33+30=124
Success
A bright green bolt of energy impacted the gargoyle side, causing it to flinch. A moment later it screamed in pain as a bone-white spear pierced its back.
Janna yanked Feldrake out of the dying gargoyle's grip and looked warily at her savior. The spear was held by a broad-shouldered man dressed in the magenta uniform of the Hunsclan, topped by an enormous dragon's skull. His face beneath it was masked in darkness, invisible except for a pair of red, glowing eyes.
"Soooo." Janna said. "Are you in charge of the Volkssturm brigade here?"
The man ripped his spear out of the gargoyle, drawing a sickening squelch as it dislodged itself from muscle and bone.
"I am the Huntsmaster."
"Gonna take that as a yes."
The Huntsmaster glanced over each member of the party in turn.
"I do not know who you are, but if you will stay out of my way and keep your demon under control, I will deal with these pests for you."
"Hey!" Tom said. "I've been taking anger management for years and, you know what, I'm proud of that!"
Janna frowned. "Fine, but only because we have bigger things to deal with.
Wow. Everybody's showing up. Who's next, Horvath?There was a noise. Lizzy looked up.
"Oh dear, are we late? I think we're late."
"We're definitely late, Grimmy."
A witch's broomstick screeched to a halt as a pair of pink and blue warlocks joined the party.
"This is the Crystal Ball's fault, you know. It foretold we had time to stop for a snack. It always makes us late!"
"Don't you talk to me about timing." The Crystal Ball said. "You know what they say about timing."
"You two?" Janna asked dubiously. "What are you doing here?"
Hildy Gloom waved. "Our dear friend Mr. Xanatos asked us if he could help him out with a teensy pest problem!"
Big oof. Demona's not having a good year. Sucks to be her! Ha ha!Hildy and Janna Occult check:
79+20+13+12+7=131
Demona's Horde contest: 5+33+30=68
Huge Success!
Rocketing through the air on Beelzebub, Hildy and Grim began raining spellfire and explosive potions down on the horde. A moment later, Janna leapt onto Leopold and followed after them, taking out gargoyles distracted by the Hunstclan.
Lizzy Martial Roll: 67+13+12+7+26=125
Demona's Horde contest: 6+33+25-5=59
Critical Success!
With a new front to fight on and destruction in their midst, the gargoyles had almost completely forgotten about the people blocking them from entering the building. This was a grave mistake. With a disturbing chattering noise, Lizzy called a pair of ant droids to her side.
"You brought them with you??" Tom asked, half confused and half concerned.
"They get lonely." Lizzy replied tonelessly, before waving a hand and sending the massive exoskeletons into combat. The remaining mobsters took this as a clear sign to launch an assault of their own, pressing the horde on all sides. Surrounded, inexperienced, and lacking a way out, the gargoyles began to panic.
Universe. Don't. You. DARE-!"...We may actually win this." Lizzy said tonelessly.
Janna paused.
"Does saying it sarcastically mean we're safe?" Janna asked.
"I wasn't being sarcastic."
A dark blue VTOL let off a volley of laser fire, clearing the way for it to land in the middle of the active battlefield. The backdoor of the ship dropped down, revealing a grey mutant man with canine features, two cyborg warriors with gold armor, and a man in a flashy, striped animal costume backed by a pair of revived thylacines. They were all armed with heavy weapons, gazing out over the carnage with a smug air.
"Did somebody call for reinforcements?" the wolf mutant shouted over the fire.
"Oh good!" Tom said. "That's us!"
The four of them then turned their weapons on him. The cyborg woman cackled.
"That's just too bad! Ah ha haha!!"
OH, YA THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!? (On the bright side, Kitsune's coming! That's a plus!)