Ok so the high points we need to hit are as follows:

1. Reach out to Magic New York or Shere Khan
2. Recruit Glooms or Wasabi, one of the two. Juniper can wait
3. Move Castle Doofhawk with Roddy. We no longer have an excuse to out it off.
4. Have Alan work on cybersecurity.
5. Investigate Drug Cartel. We did ask Shego permission to do this, so we should protest that over with.
6. Have Wendy study robo doppelganger bodies.
7. Have LOVEMUFFIN decentralize the Normbots.
8. Study Crystal Key. It provides a major DC reduction to the Otherdimensionater, so.we should get that over with.
9. Hire Detectives for an Intrigue actions
10. Have Monogram continue reorganizing OWCA.
11. Have Janna find Marco

As long as a plan ahs at least these points, I'll consider voting for it.

Reach out gives us useful information, and can unlock new actions depending on who we talk to. Shere Khan for instance would be helpful for.fine!my getting rid of Technor's power drain trait.

I'd prefer the Glooms because I think they'll be useful, but I don't care if we wind up hiring Wasabi. Just not Juniper, I don't want to hire her just yet.

Finally moving the castle will let us unlock Malifishmirtz, and possibly other things.

We just got hit by a cyber attack, so.wed better shore things up there.

The drug cartel has neat stuff I wanna steal, and I also want to make sure they're not going to try crawling into our turf.

Wendy's a roboticist, so.hopefully she'll be able to.figure out what's going on with the robo doppelgangers if she studies the body.

FInally decentralize the Normbots and add some cyber security to them.

The Crystal Key offer a major DC reduction to our dimension tech action, so that should definitely be done first.

We want the detectives to permanently work for.us eventually, so we'd better keep hiring them.

The sooner OWCA is reorganized the better.

Finally, we don't know how long Marco will be working for the mob, so wed better jump on this opportunity while we can.
 
Tom's not going to be interested in the Crystal Key. You're just the weird pharmacist Janna's working for. He has interdimensional travel, Marco has interdimensional travel, what good does giving it to you guys do? He doesn't trust you, nor does he have any reason to.
 
How many actiond do we have? I'm not sure where to find that info myself specifically with regards to national actions.
 
Tom's not going to be interested in the Crystal Key. You're just the weird pharmacist Janna's working for. He has interdimensional travel, Marco has interdimensional travel, what good does giving it to you guys do? He doesn't trust you, nor does he have any reason to.
If we're putting Tom on a national action we should put him on a martial one. His trait allows him to add his occult score to it, easily putting him in the kid 40s.
 
Couple of questions for @Made in Heaven :

Can both sandwich actions be taken in the same turn (either cutting it in half or them doing one after the other)?

And how does Kitsune's new personal of training Janna interact with Goblin Fox? Is it a) unusable when fox is active, b) usable but does not reset fox, or c) usable and does reset fox?

Thanks!
 
[ ] Campaign for Flubber

DC 220
Drat.
] Develop a New Social Media Platform
DC 140
Double drats.
[ ] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel

DC 100
Good. Lowered quite a bit.
[ ] Investigate Supervillain Attacks

DC 80
New interesting option
Infiltrate a Hotspot

DC Variable
Alright. Plenty of intrigue options now. Not going to run out for a while.
[ ] Research Extradimensional Tech

DC 140
Hey! Where's the reduction for the key!!!
[ ] Study the Crystal Key

DC 50
Whoops. Nevermind.
[ ] Study the Perfect Sandwich

It's… beautiful. You know you'll never recreate its perfection, but just imagine the culinary insights you could gain from studying it.
Lol brilliant.
[ ] Job Shadow Russ

Agent Russ has shown you a glimmer of hope for a different kind of toonish antics; a world where you are not the butt of every possible joke. A world where you embrace what you are, and turn it to your advantage.


...Maaaan it sounds like a lot of work. But anything's better than this, right?
Alright. Time for a toon up.
[ ] Find Marco

The Dickens told you that he's going to be over in New York in December this year doing some work for the Dracon mob. All you need to do is head over, slip in and and pick him up. Infiltrating a mob? Pshhh. As if it's the first time.


(Reward: Marco Diaz recruited as a hero unit; allows input on ???)
Huh. I wonder what the inputs about?
[ ] (Experiment 625) Consume the world's greatest sandwich

It calls to you.
Hilarious. I love it.
[ ] Study odd scrolls

Silly evil scientist CEO accidentally left primitive data storage units in your lab other day with notes on ridikulus mythological creatures. You should probably return to hi…


Hey now. That is being interesting.
Man... like our best researcher didn't have enough great personals.
[ ]Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls

I TOLD YOU NINJA MAGIC WAS REAL!
:lol:
[ ] Spread Chaos

See what mischief can be made somewhere other than your new home.


(Reward: Trouble caused for someone you don't like.)
Now that's a fantastic thing! Now we can skip the write in actions and just take this.
[ ] Train Janna

She's impressed you. And also, maybe, you want to get her back a bit. See if you can give Janna a few pointers on… creative uses of magic.

Man, Janna is having no shortage of people wanting to teach her.
 
[] Plan: Genetic Genius
-[] National Actions:

--[] Build a personal suit of power armor (Ludivine von Drake) (57%)
--[] Recruit from your rolodex: Wasabi (Goofy) (82%)
--[] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu (Mirage) (99%)
--[] Dinosaur Entertainment (Janus Lee) (79%)
--[] Move Castle Doofhawk to Doofania (Roddy Blair, King of Lairs) (66%)
--[] Infiltrate a Hotspot: San Fransokyo (Agent Russ) (81%)
--[] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel (Dickens Detective Agency (Large)) (73%)
--[] Investigate Supervillain Attacks (Major Francis Monogram) (67%)
--[] Research Robo-Doppelganger bodies (Wendy Wower) (79%)
--[] Research human genetics (Dr. Jumba Jookiba) (99%)
--[] Summon Celena the Shy (Tom Lucitor) (45%)
--[] Decentralize your Normbots (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.) (72%)
-[] Personal Actions:
--[] Doof:
---[] Tinker with your Inators
---[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
---[] Chat with the Bossman: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
---[] Start writing a musical
--[] Genghis Khan (Study science and technology)
--[] Norm Prime (Try to become a Real Boy)
--[] Dennis the Duck (Study the Perfect Sandwich)
--[] TECHNOR (Psychoanalyze: Janus Lee)
--[] Max (Job Shadow Russ)
--[] Vanessa (Job shadow Mirage)
--[] Kitsune (Train Janna)
--[] Janna Ordonia (Find Marco!)
--[] Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja (Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls)
--[] Alan Bradley ()
-[] Quests:
--[] One Man's Trash (Martial: 65, Diplomacy: 28, Stewardship: 47, Intrigue: 40, Learning: 58, Occult: 0)
---[] Quest Leader: Wile E. Coyote, Genius
---[] Queen Lizzie
---[] Hego
-[] Miscellaneous:
--[] Multiverse's Best Sandwich: Dennis the Duck
--[] Scrolls of Jo-Lan: Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja
--[ ] Ruby Wings: Hego
--[] XT9000 Jet Car: Wile E. Coyote, Genius
--[] Don't Overclock TECHNOR
--[] Activate an Inator

E: Copying and pasting on a phone is tough

Martial: Power Armor is, IMO, the best martial action to take. It might increase our Martial; I'm hoping for a stat, which would immediately make it the best option available, but I'll also take the basic assasination protection. We've seen 3 attempts to assasinate kings last turn alone - 4 if you count the sandersons - and I'd rather not count on the dice to make sure that's not us any more than I have to, so I'd prefer a bonus explicitly designed to help them along. Upgrade Norm Prime and Normbots have increased DC right now, so while I'd love to take them now isn't exactly the best time. Power Armor is also super cool, which plays no small factor.



Diplomacy: Continuing here is our reaching out to all the relevant neighboring kings. The Zaibutsu are very low DC, and getting in touch with Sycorax is a high priority for me due to the large potential payoff. It's also good in general to open up lines of communication with other kings before we need them.

Recruiting more hero units is a no brainer. I think Wasabi is the best option here, for several reasons. First of all, he's likely to have a specialty bonus for some actions we'd like to take, like Rooftop lasers. Secondly, it's a step towards getting a BH6 Heroball going, which we want to have before it comes down to a serious fight with another king or powerful independent actor, like negaduck.



Stewardship: Dino Entertainment is a) something Janus seems likely to appreciate, B) something I think he would be very good at, and c) is a powerful action in general; giving us a reputation as scientific miracle workers sounds very handy if we want to, say, make the case that we can do flubber safely, or want to cooperate with other CEOs on research. Likely to pair well with researching human genetics and reaching out to the Zaibutsu in terms of a Sycorax collab.

Moving Castle Doofhawk is long overdue, and I don't think there will be any serious opposition to it. We have a good chance to Succeed, and we're looking to get a bunch of near bonuses, both in terms of what Malifishmirtz can bring to the table himself and that item the people of Drusselstien pushed into Castle Doofhawk.



Intrigue: I'm going to be honest, none of these are super sold as a must take here, 100% open to suggestions



Learning: Human Genetics is long overdue, and we have a 50-50 crit chance - 70% with XP. It does expand our learning tree again, but it also increases the options for, say, putting Janus on learning for a bit. In the long term, it's how we unlock superpowers or potentially form a strong tie with Sycorax, since if we can prove our chops to Diane, she should be willing to work with us to cure Liv.

Robo Doppelganger Bodies makes good use of Wendy's phenomenal robotics bonus to give it an extremely high chance of passing, and should hopefully solve our issues with AI so we can do our much needed introspection on norm and get our normbot upgrades online.



Occult: Summoning Celena is both our best lead on Star and quite useful in general, and it's something Tom has a +20 trait for. It's kind of a coinflip to pass but our odds aren't amazing for any occult DCs given our stat and this one is comparatively doable.
 
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--[] Investigate Supervillain Attacks (Major Francis Monogram) (67%)
I agree with taking this action, but monobrow needs to finish his Org, we need to find someone else for the job
--[] Summon Celena the Shy (Tom Lucitor) (45%)
Crystal Key please, its both Easy and Important
--[] Norm Prime (Try to become a Real Boy)
this seems even worse than ending his obsession with platypodes
--[] Kitsune (Train Janna)
She has goblin fox this turn
--[] Alan Bradley ()
I feel like we should put this man on cybersecurity but you make good points about dino entertainment

Edit: I actually think we take Mirage off that Diplo, we have lots of fair diplo heros and that action is very easy, but she's got +28 intrigue, which makes her pretty reasonable for that supervillan action, then we could Use Technor on the Recruit action and Goofy on the Reach out, because he's just fantastic at that
 
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New Stuff.
Cards:​
🎭 MS. MEGAWATT + 🐰🎭 MONKEY KID​
Finally got the whole set​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: When we have time and resources to have a crit success on hiring them​
🎭👁 MAN-MOTH​
An in to the Triangle...​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: If his home-state shows up in a rival report. YES​
🎭 CANDELA​
Flashy, not sure how she'll synergize with others.​
Interest: 3/10​
Priority: If we need a nightlight on a quest​
N.A.'s:
[ ] Collaborate with Smarty Mart​
Put not Jeff Bezos on a leash​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: Next turn?​
[ ] Improve DoofOS security​
Yes​
Interest: My opinion does not matter on this​
Priority: Now​
[ ] Investigate Supervillain Attacks​
I want some of that sweet LORE.​
Interest: 9/10​
Priority: Can't spy on employees right now so...​
Infiltrate a Hotspot​
Oh yeah​
-[ ] Zootopia​
Wonder how our in works narratively with this one​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: If Doom could shut up for a bit​
-[ ] San Fransokyo​
It's a mess and Lee's going to get jealous of their toys.​
Interest: 5/10​
Priority: Want someone who knows the place (besides Kitsune)​
-[ ] Cape Suzette​
Don't want to go behind Khan's back​
Interest: 3/10​
Priority: After some energy stuff on our end​
-[ ] Las Vegas​
What became of Syndrome?​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: Mirage needs to talk to Kronos first.​
-[ ] New York​
Could we ask Xanatos to forward us shiny rumors?​
Interest: 7/10​
Priority: More talks with the King first​
[ ] Summon Demons​
Called it​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: After Key​
[ ] Study the Crystal Key​
Hello reasonable Occult​
Interest: 9/10​
Priority: This is the Key​
P.A.'s
[ ] Study the Perfect Sandwich​
We really need to do the climate control + terraform combo one of these days so we have access to better ingrediants​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: 625 will eat it if left alone​
[ ] Job Shadow Russ​
Embrace your destiny Maximilian​
Interest: 10/10​
Priority: Do it while its hot​
[] Take the SAT​
Are we going to have a vote on her college later?​
Interest: 7/10​
Priority: Mirage first​
[ ] Find Marco​
It's time​
Interest: do it​
Priority: This is a limited time offer​
[ ] (Experiment 625) Consume the world's greatest sandwich​
Bad 625​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: Wait a turn dude​
[ ] Study odd scrolls​
Anime​
Interest: 7/10​
Priority: After genes​
[ ]Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls​
Anime​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: Training first​
[ ] Train Janna​
Oh no yes​
Interest: 9/10​
Priority: Chaos first then double study next turn?​
[ ] Study Kronos AI​
The omnidroids learn and I want Wendy on the singularity​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: Your robotics boost is to strong Ms., sorry​
[ ] Study a Robot​
Stare at Technor so he has an excuse to psychoanalyze her for the douple-ai​
Interest: 9/10​
Priority: Next turn​
[ ] Upload more on Buzztube​
Think of the children​
Interest: 6/10​
Priority: Summer​
[ ] ???​
Heh​
Interest: 8/10​
Priority: Next turn​
[ ] Design a Lair​
Yes​
Interest: 10/10​
Priority: Castle then this​
[ ] Rule the Underworld​
In theory we could benifit from this​
Interest: 3/10​
Priority: It's automatic​
[ ] Search for Star​
x3 in two turns​
 
I agree with taking this action, but monobrow needs to finish his Org, we need to find someone else for the job

Crystal Key please, its both Easy and Important

this seems even worse than ending his obsession with platypodes

She has goblin fox this turn

I feel like we should put this man on cybersecurity but you make good points about dino entertainment
Tobe studying Jo-Lan is more important to me than monogram on OWCA. Same with Kitsune on training Janna over causing intrigue chaos by fucking with doom. We don't have many good intrigue actions left; maybe if one of them counts for Alan Bradley's trait, but I don't think they do. I could put Technor over Mirage for Zaibutsu and put Mirage on intrigue I guess?

Tom isn't willing to do that and I'd actually like to crit that one if we can, or at least have a reasonable shot at it. Meanwhile we're unlikely to get anyone better than tom at summoning Celena and he's willing to do it.

Could swap there if it seems to be a concern. It's whatever tbh.

Training Janna counts for goblin fox.

We roll 24+26+20+5=75. The DC is 125. EVen with all that we still only have a 50% chance of passing? I'd much rather work on boosting our scientific cred and give Janus something he'd enjoy, to be honest.
 
[] Plan: Crystal Key & Wasabi
-[] National Actions:
--[] Build a personal suit of power armor (Ludivine von Drake)

--[] Recruit from your rolodex: Wasabi (Goofy)
--[] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu (TECHNOR)

--[] Move Castle Doofhawk (Roddy Blair)
--[] Improve DoofOS security (Alan)

--[] Infiltrate a Hotspot: San Fransokyo (Agent Russ)
--[] Investigate Supervillain Attacks (Mirage)
--[] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel (Dickens Detective Agency (Large))

--[] Research human genetics (Dr. Jumba Jookiba)
--[] Research Robo-Doppelganger bodies (Wendy Wower)
--[] Decentralize your Normbots (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.)

--[] Study the Crystal Key (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja)

-[] Personal Actions:
--[] Doof:
---[] Tinker with your Inators
---[] Activate Automatic Potion Brewer
---[] Chat with the Bossman: L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
---[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
--[] Major Francis Monogram (Reorganize OWCA (150/250))
--[] Genghis Khan (Study science and technology)
--[] Norm Prime (Try to become a Real Boy)
--[] Dennis the Duck (Study the Perfect Sandwich)
--[] Janna (Find Marco)
--[] Max (Job Shadow Russ)
--[] Vanessa (Take the SAT)
--[] Janus Lee (Custom Design)
---[] Roddy Blair
--[] Kitsune (Train Janna)
--[] Tom Lucitor (Search for Star)

-[] Miscellaneous:
--[] Don't Overclock TECHNOR
--[] Activate an Inator

-[] Quests:
--[] One Man's Trash
---[] Quest Leader: Wile E. Coyote, Genius
---[] Hego
---[] Queen Lizzie

-[] Assign an Item:
--[] Potion of Fire Breath (currently unassigned)
---[] Hego
--[] Ruby Wings (currently assigned to Vanessa)
---[] Hego
--[] XT9000 Jet Car (Currently assigned to Dr. Doof)
---[] Wile E. Coyote, Genius
--[] Yáng Talisman (Currently unassigned)
---[] Agent Russ

Some key differences with @QTesseract 's Genetic Genius Plan

Key differences that I really want:
  • Have Tobe assigned to study the Crystal Key (With our +4, his +10 and +1 from loyalty, his +5 from the personal action, and +10 from xp, we have a + 30 bonus, giving us an 80% chance of success, and a 90% chance of a bare failure or better, which could mean the next time we attempt it we could have an 80% chance to crit)
    • This also means Tom can start looking for Star for "free" because his action slots will reset in January.
  • The item assignments as listed above. Potion on Hego just in case. Wings on Hego to complete the super-man trifecta of strength, durability, and flight. Car on Wiley so they have comfortable transportation for the trip, and the Yáng Talisman is kind of flexible right now.
Issue of medium concern
  • Study Security with Bradley -> better safe than sorry, especially if we're going to setup a Dinosaur park pretty soon. Considering how a big part of how the dinosaurs escaped was problems with the IT/security, I think it's best to not tempt fate
    • Also, this means we can have Roddy Blair do the Dinosaur park next turn, where he has a +46 bonus, instead of Lee's +29.
Minor differences I am flexible on:
  • I have Janus Lee recruiting Wasabi, not much difference compared to Goofy but I prefer having Goofy finish his schooling. I could switch them if needed.
  • I have Technor reaching out to Zaibatsu, not much difference compared to Mirage but she has much better intrigue for an intrigue action. I think she would be a better fit for the supervillain research action considering her history and the fact she wrote the report on the cape scene, and so Monogram could still work on fixing OWCA.
    • I also had the idea that Mirage could study the Vegas hotspot
  • Slight personal action tweaks (Doof)
 
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it's an occult roll, so none of our scientists would give any benefit to doing it
That we KNOW of, I agree none of the scientists seeeeeem like they have occult stats, but Russ AND Khan turned out to have some, I think it's reasonable for Ludvine to have one, Magica de spell is a duck after all.
 
I tried to go through the whole thing while placing the appropriate quotes...but then I got lazy. So!

Martial: Nothing new. Leaning towards power armor or upgrading Norm(bots or otherwise).

Diplomacy: Collab with Shego unlocked. However, popular opinion is on recruiting either Glooms/Wasabi and reaching out to Zaibatsu/Shere Khan.

Stewardship: DC for Social Media Raised by a lot, so that's no longer viable short-term. Hnnng.... I'm so sorry Dinosaur Entertainment, but Alan doesn't have any personal actions and we should probably increase DoofOS security. Oh, and Smarty Mart is there too I guess.

Intrigue: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!! cough, right sorry, we absolutely will not be able to look for Hawk. Too bad, not really. Lots of new options though. Investigating Supervillainy sounds pretty fun. Obviously we should send someone to look at the reduced-DCed Drug Ring. And we should totally setup some networking in New York, or San Fransokyo, or Zootopia. I do not feel comfortable spying on employees after the DC was raised immediately after our last attempt. That is asking for a loyalty malus. We can find Kat some other way.

Learning: Nothing new aside from Drossel Transmission being reduced. One Genetics and one AI action will do, while LOVEMUFFIN decentralizes the Normbots to prepare for Phantom Blot. Wendy + Jumba or Janus

Occult: Tom would be okay summoning Celena. Aside from that, we should study that key.

Personals: There is... a lot. I find it funny that Vanessa is banned from National Actions. Dennis should study the sandwich, Jumba should do something if we choose not to use him this turn, Janus should do something if we choose not to use him this turn, Kitsune should use a personal to satisfy Goblin Fox. Either cause Chaos on people we dislike, or train Janna. The witch in question should be finding Marco. If Tom does not summon Celena, find Star. Max with Agent Russ, Vanessa on her SAT.

EDIT: We have 12 hours to fight over what we should do. Have fun :p
 
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