- Location
- USA
Just a heads up, the video ends with some earrape.
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
Just a heads up, the video ends with some earrape.
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
I mean, we did tell you his personal actions haven't been doing it for us and he needs to go on a quest. I don't even know what'd happen if he rolled high at "work at Bueno Nacho", but I doubt it'd be an earthshattering event. This interlude would have been funny even if Tobe blew it.
- Location
- Academy City
- Pronouns
- They
Uh. There's a difference between "Great roll on a specialty personal action obtained from a crit success" and "great roll on managing bueno nacho."
It was a reduction to the DC to make Bueno Nacho a decent restaurant.
November/December 2016
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Your new DoofQuest Hero Cards are 🎭 MS. MEGAWATT, 🐰🎭 MONKEY KID, 🎭👁 MAN-MOTH, and 🎭 CANDELA
Quest Actions
[ ] One Man's Trash
You have discovered the wasteland in the center of the country is not only a wasteland: it is a landfill! More scrap, waste and junk than the eye can see, more trash than the world could make in a hundred years or more, piled unendingly to the sky! This defies all logic, and is thus an obvious target for your investigations. Pull together some PPE and send some troops!
Doof may not go on this Quest.
[ ] Continue the Feldrake World Tour (Part 2 of ???)
Feldrake's map contains an extensive listing of dozens of locations across the world, each filled with magical items, monsters, and other assorted neat things that Feldrake seemed to think would help an aspiring world conqueror. It also seems like Donald might be at one or another of these places. It will likely be a long and winding road, but there are goodies along the way. And hey, at least this World Tour won't be a paper-thin excuse for half a dozen low-quality backdoor pilots.
Doof may not go on this Quest.
Next on Feldrake's list is: "Some place in Norway."
Personal Actions
[ ] Bother Doof
Your new 'evil' boss is, and this is saying something, the weirdest person you've ever met. You're now absolutely sure you want to both troll him mercilessly and just stare at him for a few hours.
Locked
[ ] Prank your Coworkers
Ancient Mongolian warlords. Stuffy secret agents. Pompous supervillains. Exasperated interns. DEI is a smorgasbord of potential targets. This is gonna be fun.
Locked
[ ] Study magic with Feldrake
You can't remember the last time you sat down to study anything, but circumstances have changed. You need to be ready for the worst.
[ ] Find Marco
The Dickens told you that he's going to be over in New York in December this year doing some work for the Dracon mob. All you need to do is head over, slip in and and pick him up. Infiltrating a mob? Pshhh. As if it's the first time.
(Reward: Marco Diaz recruited as a hero unit; allows input on ???)
[ ] Study the Manual of Witchcraft and Alchemy
You got this cool book at the auction for the low low price of absolutely free, and it's just brimming with all sorts of dark magic and secrets. Take some time to give the thing a read and see what more you can learn.
[ ] Commit Identity Theft
The Devil was dumb enough to put his signature right under the 'About the Author' section, and you've been practicing it for weeks. Now that you can forge Lucifer's name, you can think of all sorts of cool things to get up to.
[ ] Work for Brocamas
The king of dirty money has a lot of work that needs doing, and he needs clever young youths to do it for him. Sometimes, when things fall off trucks, their owners come back. And there might be a misunderstanding. You know?
(Reward: Possible further contacts in the Magus Bazaar, Janna may obtain new magical items)
[ ] Do Stuff for the Doof
-[ ]Which Project?
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
[ ] Work on an extra action?
[ ] Write In
Overclock Technor?
This will give Technor access to his full stats for this turn, but raise the DC of all non-Technor National Actions by 5.
[ ] Overclock Technor
[ ] Don't overclock Technor
Activate an Inator?
[ ] Activate an Inator
[ ] Don't activate an Inator
Assign an Item
Swap around who has what. Heroes will use items to the best of their ability and judgement.
[ ] Lord Feldrake (currently assigned to Janna)
-[ ] to whom?
Feldrake will only accept reassignment to someone with a higher Occult or better evil credentials.
Potion of Fire Breath (currently unassigned)
-[ ] to whom?
Single use item
[ ] Avatar of Feldrake (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
Assigning this item will take up the assigned character's turn
You may only assign this item to a character with an Occult score
[ ] Ruby Wings (currently assigned to Vanessa)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] XT9000 Jet Car (Currently assigned to Dr. Doof)
-[ ]To whom?
[ ] Jī Talisman (Currently assigned to Dr. Doof)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] Amur (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] Yáng Talisman (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
There will be a twelve hour moratorium on voting.
[ ] Reorganize your PMC
DC 170
Your PMC has grown ever since you first established it, with those troops from Mendel-Gruman, some actual Mongols, and whatever other recruits offered to sign up. You need to reorganize it into some distinct divisions to prevent confusion and even get some more things done!
(Reward: Second Martial action unlocked per turn)
[ ] Build roof-mounted laser cannons
DC 105
Haven't you had enough of pigeons soiling all the landmarks in your lovely city? With these roof-mounted cannons no pigeon shall ever feel safe again! And it'll give you some anti-aircraft capabilities on top of that! Now that you've researched energy weaponry, you can have laser turrets on top of every building!
(Reward: Increased DC for any hostile forces making an attack against Doofania)
[ ] Form a black ops group
DC 90, four capes required
Sometimes you need to be a little more subtle than a group of armored goons marching down the street, and for that, you need superpowers. Or technology so advanced it comes off like superpowers, you're not one of those power/anti-power bigots. Recruit a couple noteworthy individuals and stick them together on a team, then go ahead and make sure they actually get along!
In this instance, "cape" refers to anyone of a heroic or villainous leaning who isn't afraid of going out and getting some field work done, making judgements on the fly, or possibly getting their hands dirty. Hego would be considered a cape, while Norm would not.
(Reward: Black Ops Team established, Team will function as a Hero Unit with better stats than any single hero; can use team to undertake special actions)
[ ] Upgrade Norm Prime
DC 120 (Lowered by Palladium Chip)
You've made some improvements to your AI since you last upgraded Norm, so you might as well make sure he's as cutting edge as he can be. The more Norm-relevant technologies you have on hand, the more you will be able to pack into a single upgrade action. However, the DC of the task will also increase slightly for each new technology.
(Reward: Improve Norm Prime)
Current Technologies: Slight AI improvement, Energy Weapons, Adaptive Combat AI
[ ] Upgrade Normbots to current standard
DC 110
You've come up with a few upgrades that should bring your Normbots to a higher level. Right now they're getting the job done but they could always be improved. It might be difficult to rotate them out as you improve them while still maintaining law and order, but it's definitely possible with the right person in charge. You already have the technology!
(Reward: Normbots upgraded to current standard, Normbot efficacy increased)
[ ] Assault a rival
DCs variable
Simply finding out what they're doing is no longer enough! Send your more violence-oriented people in to cause some damage in enemy territory, hopefully without anyone noticing they are there. Beware! Some enterprising enemies may trace the attack back to you!
[ ] Choose any known King to attack
[ ] Write in the nature of the attack
Once you have a clear target and goal in mind, the QM will respond with the DC the attempt would require, unless it would be secret.
The DCs for an attack against Toffee have been reduced!
[ ] Perform Supervillainy
DC 85
Most of your evil schemes tended to focus on the acquisition of the Tri-State Area, but now that you've accomplished that lifelong goal it's time to look into some other options. Without any better ideas, you could always just search Knowsmore for anything 'extremely valuable and heavily guarded', and tell someone to steal it. That should tide you over for now.
(Reward: Income increase, increased cred in rogue and villain community, risk of reduced government or public opinion, ???; some hero units may dislike this.)
[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor
DC 100
What sort of mad scientist would you be without a suit of flying armor? You haven't got much in the way of personal defense aside from the odd inator or two you've left lying around. With a bit of time you could tinker together something to use in emergencies.
(Reward: Malus against enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly, ???, ???)
DC 170
Your PMC has grown ever since you first established it, with those troops from Mendel-Gruman, some actual Mongols, and whatever other recruits offered to sign up. You need to reorganize it into some distinct divisions to prevent confusion and even get some more things done!
(Reward: Second Martial action unlocked per turn)
[ ] Build roof-mounted laser cannons
DC 105
Haven't you had enough of pigeons soiling all the landmarks in your lovely city? With these roof-mounted cannons no pigeon shall ever feel safe again! And it'll give you some anti-aircraft capabilities on top of that! Now that you've researched energy weaponry, you can have laser turrets on top of every building!
(Reward: Increased DC for any hostile forces making an attack against Doofania)
[ ] Form a black ops group
DC 90, four capes required
Sometimes you need to be a little more subtle than a group of armored goons marching down the street, and for that, you need superpowers. Or technology so advanced it comes off like superpowers, you're not one of those power/anti-power bigots. Recruit a couple noteworthy individuals and stick them together on a team, then go ahead and make sure they actually get along!
In this instance, "cape" refers to anyone of a heroic or villainous leaning who isn't afraid of going out and getting some field work done, making judgements on the fly, or possibly getting their hands dirty. Hego would be considered a cape, while Norm would not.
(Reward: Black Ops Team established, Team will function as a Hero Unit with better stats than any single hero; can use team to undertake special actions)
[ ] Upgrade Norm Prime
DC 120 (Lowered by Palladium Chip)
You've made some improvements to your AI since you last upgraded Norm, so you might as well make sure he's as cutting edge as he can be. The more Norm-relevant technologies you have on hand, the more you will be able to pack into a single upgrade action. However, the DC of the task will also increase slightly for each new technology.
(Reward: Improve Norm Prime)
Current Technologies: Slight AI improvement, Energy Weapons, Adaptive Combat AI
[ ] Upgrade Normbots to current standard
DC 110
You've come up with a few upgrades that should bring your Normbots to a higher level. Right now they're getting the job done but they could always be improved. It might be difficult to rotate them out as you improve them while still maintaining law and order, but it's definitely possible with the right person in charge. You already have the technology!
(Reward: Normbots upgraded to current standard, Normbot efficacy increased)
[ ] Assault a rival
DCs variable
Simply finding out what they're doing is no longer enough! Send your more violence-oriented people in to cause some damage in enemy territory, hopefully without anyone noticing they are there. Beware! Some enterprising enemies may trace the attack back to you!
[ ] Choose any known King to attack
[ ] Write in the nature of the attack
Once you have a clear target and goal in mind, the QM will respond with the DC the attempt would require, unless it would be secret.
The DCs for an attack against Toffee have been reduced!
[ ] Perform Supervillainy
DC 85
Most of your evil schemes tended to focus on the acquisition of the Tri-State Area, but now that you've accomplished that lifelong goal it's time to look into some other options. Without any better ideas, you could always just search Knowsmore for anything 'extremely valuable and heavily guarded', and tell someone to steal it. That should tide you over for now.
(Reward: Income increase, increased cred in rogue and villain community, risk of reduced government or public opinion, ???; some hero units may dislike this.)
[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor
DC 100
What sort of mad scientist would you be without a suit of flying armor? You haven't got much in the way of personal defense aside from the odd inator or two you've left lying around. With a bit of time you could tinker together something to use in emergencies.
(Reward: Malus against enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly, ???, ???)
[ ] Collaborate with Judge Doom
DC 70
So… Judge Doom's invited you to collaborate on a project that involves superheroes somehow. He hasn't laid out any details yet but he seems to be expecting a response from you in some form or another. You could always just ignore him, but given how successful he's been recently in courting public opinion, that might be a risky idea.
(Reward: propose a project to collaborate on with Judge Doom)
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 65
There are all sorts of empowered individuals out there, whether riding the wings of natural, inheritable powers, spontaneous mutations, or extraordinary technological developments. Pulling some of them into your fold early on might be a good idea, especially before your rivals snap them up. Villains will be much more comfortable with your DEI mission statements, but also have a reputation for eccentricity. Then again, so do you.
(Reward: choice between several hero units, units are happily villainous but may be unpredictable.)
[ ] Recruit from your rolodex
DC 70
You've kept the contact information of certain noteworthy individuals in your rolodex, either people you've spoken to about employment in the past or people who you know in passing somehow. Perhaps by reaching out to them you can try and recruit some of them? They may refuse to work with you, or some of them might be off the market- the industry is a competitive one, after all!
(For clarity's sake, this means each hero unit below has a hidden % chance they're no longer available when you try to hire them.)
(Reward: Choice of one hero unit from the hero cards. Some units may not be available.)
[ ] Recruit heroic capes
DC 70
This one would be a little trickier. Since you openly declare yourself to be evil, it might be hard to find heroes willing to stay on your payroll. But there are probably a few understanding, desperate, or just confused types who would take you up on your offer if you look hard enough. Heroes tend to be more reliable and focused on the common good, but they may take issue with the company moving in a less than moral direction.
(Reward: Choice between several hero units, units are reliable but will likely have 'anti-evil' preferences)
[ ] Open diplomatic channels with the US Government
DC 100
You've made the government a lot happier than when you first declared yourself overlord, and having one of their own working with you helps matters too. Perhaps you could establish some sort of formal relationship with them, doing things like sharing intel and lending out your PMC as deniable assets in return for a government opinion boost.
(Reward: Establish contact with the US Government, option to pursue government contracts, option to lend condottieri.)
[ ] Officially Rejoin the US Government
DC 175
Okay. So. Apparently a lot of people are upset about the whole 'tin pot dictator in the middle of the country' thing. You suppose you might possibly try to technically officially rejoin the Union in order to calm them down. The downside is, of course, that sort of, kind of, technically, you wouldn't be Supreme Ruler of the Tri-State Area anymore?
Technor did raise some good points about your inferiority complex manifesting itself in negative ways, and the government is back to full strength… but still, do you really want to give this up? You'll really need to think about this.
Note that the DC for this roll represents not convincing the government or other parties to agree to it, but getting Doofenshmirtz to consider the idea in the first place.
(Reward: Massive opinion boost with the federal government, massive reduction to 'reach out to the Feds' action, reduction in pro-federal loyalty maluses)
[ ] Reach out to Glomgold
DC 70
The richest duck in the world is predictably pompous. While he's not the type of guy you'd invite to lunch he knows his way around a corporate boardroom, a trait which could be invaluable in a collaboration. Besides, both of you are known for your love of eccentric expenditures! On the other hand, he's notoriously greedy and might end up stiffing you in the end.
(Reward: Establish contact with Glomgold, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shere Khan
DC 55
Khan's corporate empire is a lot more subtle. Instead of consolidating in a few states or cities, his company is based in a single tax haven and from there spreads out across the world to maintain a stranglehold on the world's oil and shipping lanes. An invaluable ally to be sure, but one you could potentially alienate with some of your future tech developments.
(Reward: Establish contact with Shere Khan, ???)
[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu
DC 45
There's no one head of the conglomerate that's controlling most of California, or at least nobody that's public. Still, some of the biggest corporations, like Funtelligence, Sycorax or Bakaemono (Previously Kreitech), could prove useful contacts.
(Reward: Establish contact with the Zaibatzu CEOs, potential contracts with relevant companies, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Bellwether
DC 120
So it turns out there's this really friendly looking sheep that runs Zootopia now! You hadn't really paid it much mind before, but now that she's started taking actions on the national stage, maybe there's a reason to get in contact. It can't be too hard right? Well, then again, your track record with small animals is not the best…
(Reward: Establish contact with Bellwether, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Evelyn Deavor
DC 65
Evelyn Deavor is the new CEO of the Kronos Corporation, and she doesn't seem as vehemently opposed to your presence as Syndrome was. Perhaps the change in leadership means that you could establish communications and try to work out some research arrangements with them!
(Reward: Establish contact with Evelyn, ???)
[ ] Campaign for Flubber
DC 220
Flubber is an undeniably useful tool, but it's got one heck of a bad reputation among the general public. Not surprising considering how most people believe it to be responsible for the destruction of an entire island chain. While this is admittedly a concern, it's nowhere near as bad as the public has been led to believe. With some educational videos and a massive PR campaign, you should be able to reduce the effects of any of your further Flubber research.
Unfortunately Flubber seems to be back in the public eye again, and not in a good way. Ever since Judge Doom donated a big paycheck to a surprisingly legitimate charity foundation, public opinion of the exotic substance has been at an all-time low.
(Reward: Public opinion malus for Flubber actions greatly reduced)
[ ] Form a Research Agreement with Shego
DC 90
You and Shego definitely both have some neat tech from the Sands gala that, now that you've managed to establish an actually relationship with her, she might be willing to trade for. Or she might even be willing to work together on something new!
[ ] Try to Collaborate With Shego on an Issue
DC Variable
There's lots of problems you can think of that would be much easier to solve alongside a terrifying super woman with plasma hands. The hard part will be getting Shego to see it that way.
The DC of this action is like that of Assault a Rival- once you suggest a specific issue to speak about, I'll estimate a DC for you.
[ ] Form a Research Agreement with Xanatos
DC 90
Now that you've established formal relations between DEI and Xanatos Enterprises, it's probably time to take advantage of them. You like science, he has people that can like science for him... Set up another meeting with the man and see what you can get up to together!
If this option succeeds, there will be a vote later on for specific collaboration options.
[ ] Try to Collaborate With Xanatos on an Issue
DC Variable
There's definitely a lot going on in the world that affects you both. If you want to start building towards greater cooperation, it might be a good idea to talk to Xanatos about any potential issues you both face, or a possible point of conflict you'd like to nip in the bud.
The DC of this action is like that of Assault a Rival- once you suggest a specific issue to speak about, I'll estimate a DC for you.
DC 70
So… Judge Doom's invited you to collaborate on a project that involves superheroes somehow. He hasn't laid out any details yet but he seems to be expecting a response from you in some form or another. You could always just ignore him, but given how successful he's been recently in courting public opinion, that might be a risky idea.
(Reward: propose a project to collaborate on with Judge Doom)
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 65
There are all sorts of empowered individuals out there, whether riding the wings of natural, inheritable powers, spontaneous mutations, or extraordinary technological developments. Pulling some of them into your fold early on might be a good idea, especially before your rivals snap them up. Villains will be much more comfortable with your DEI mission statements, but also have a reputation for eccentricity. Then again, so do you.
(Reward: choice between several hero units, units are happily villainous but may be unpredictable.)
[ ] Recruit from your rolodex
DC 70
You've kept the contact information of certain noteworthy individuals in your rolodex, either people you've spoken to about employment in the past or people who you know in passing somehow. Perhaps by reaching out to them you can try and recruit some of them? They may refuse to work with you, or some of them might be off the market- the industry is a competitive one, after all!
(For clarity's sake, this means each hero unit below has a hidden % chance they're no longer available when you try to hire them.)
(Reward: Choice of one hero unit from the hero cards. Some units may not be available.)
[ ] Momakase
[ ] Frugal Lucre
[ ] Mesmerella
[ ] Juniper (Formerly of High Voltage)
[ ] Warren Peace
[ ] The Birthday Bandit
[ ] Radium Dog
[ ] Duff Killigan
[ ] Spydah
[ ] Fredzilla
[ ] Buzzsaw Girl
[ ] Hyena
[ ] Dingo
[ ] The Fujitas
[ ] Megavolt
[ ] Naughty Kitty
[ ] Motor Ed
[ ] Go Go Tomago
[ ] Gomez
[ ] Jet Headstrong
[ ] Wolf
[ ] The Arrow
[ ] Jackal
[ ] Toolbox
[ ] The Glooms
[ ] Wasabi
[ ] Hans Rotwood
[ ] Frugal Lucre
[ ] Mesmerella
[ ] Juniper (Formerly of High Voltage)
[ ] Warren Peace
[ ] The Birthday Bandit
[ ] Radium Dog
[ ] Duff Killigan
[ ] Spydah
[ ] Fredzilla
[ ] Buzzsaw Girl
[ ] Hyena
[ ] Dingo
[ ] The Fujitas
[ ] Megavolt
[ ] Naughty Kitty
[ ] Motor Ed
[ ] Go Go Tomago
[ ] Gomez
[ ] Jet Headstrong
[ ] Wolf
[ ] The Arrow
[ ] Jackal
[ ] Toolbox
[ ] The Glooms
[ ] Wasabi
[ ] Hans Rotwood
[ ] Recruit heroic capes
DC 70
This one would be a little trickier. Since you openly declare yourself to be evil, it might be hard to find heroes willing to stay on your payroll. But there are probably a few understanding, desperate, or just confused types who would take you up on your offer if you look hard enough. Heroes tend to be more reliable and focused on the common good, but they may take issue with the company moving in a less than moral direction.
(Reward: Choice between several hero units, units are reliable but will likely have 'anti-evil' preferences)
[ ] Open diplomatic channels with the US Government
DC 100
You've made the government a lot happier than when you first declared yourself overlord, and having one of their own working with you helps matters too. Perhaps you could establish some sort of formal relationship with them, doing things like sharing intel and lending out your PMC as deniable assets in return for a government opinion boost.
(Reward: Establish contact with the US Government, option to pursue government contracts, option to lend condottieri.)
[ ] Officially Rejoin the US Government
DC 175
Okay. So. Apparently a lot of people are upset about the whole 'tin pot dictator in the middle of the country' thing. You suppose you might possibly try to technically officially rejoin the Union in order to calm them down. The downside is, of course, that sort of, kind of, technically, you wouldn't be Supreme Ruler of the Tri-State Area anymore?
Technor did raise some good points about your inferiority complex manifesting itself in negative ways, and the government is back to full strength… but still, do you really want to give this up? You'll really need to think about this.
Note that the DC for this roll represents not convincing the government or other parties to agree to it, but getting Doofenshmirtz to consider the idea in the first place.
(Reward: Massive opinion boost with the federal government, massive reduction to 'reach out to the Feds' action, reduction in pro-federal loyalty maluses)
[ ] Reach out to Glomgold
DC 70
The richest duck in the world is predictably pompous. While he's not the type of guy you'd invite to lunch he knows his way around a corporate boardroom, a trait which could be invaluable in a collaboration. Besides, both of you are known for your love of eccentric expenditures! On the other hand, he's notoriously greedy and might end up stiffing you in the end.
(Reward: Establish contact with Glomgold, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shere Khan
DC 55
Khan's corporate empire is a lot more subtle. Instead of consolidating in a few states or cities, his company is based in a single tax haven and from there spreads out across the world to maintain a stranglehold on the world's oil and shipping lanes. An invaluable ally to be sure, but one you could potentially alienate with some of your future tech developments.
(Reward: Establish contact with Shere Khan, ???)
[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu
DC 45
There's no one head of the conglomerate that's controlling most of California, or at least nobody that's public. Still, some of the biggest corporations, like Funtelligence, Sycorax or Bakaemono (Previously Kreitech), could prove useful contacts.
(Reward: Establish contact with the Zaibatzu CEOs, potential contracts with relevant companies, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Bellwether
DC 120
So it turns out there's this really friendly looking sheep that runs Zootopia now! You hadn't really paid it much mind before, but now that she's started taking actions on the national stage, maybe there's a reason to get in contact. It can't be too hard right? Well, then again, your track record with small animals is not the best…
(Reward: Establish contact with Bellwether, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Evelyn Deavor
DC 65
Evelyn Deavor is the new CEO of the Kronos Corporation, and she doesn't seem as vehemently opposed to your presence as Syndrome was. Perhaps the change in leadership means that you could establish communications and try to work out some research arrangements with them!
(Reward: Establish contact with Evelyn, ???)
[ ] Campaign for Flubber
DC 220
Flubber is an undeniably useful tool, but it's got one heck of a bad reputation among the general public. Not surprising considering how most people believe it to be responsible for the destruction of an entire island chain. While this is admittedly a concern, it's nowhere near as bad as the public has been led to believe. With some educational videos and a massive PR campaign, you should be able to reduce the effects of any of your further Flubber research.
Unfortunately Flubber seems to be back in the public eye again, and not in a good way. Ever since Judge Doom donated a big paycheck to a surprisingly legitimate charity foundation, public opinion of the exotic substance has been at an all-time low.
(Reward: Public opinion malus for Flubber actions greatly reduced)
[ ] Form a Research Agreement with Shego
DC 90
You and Shego definitely both have some neat tech from the Sands gala that, now that you've managed to establish an actually relationship with her, she might be willing to trade for. Or she might even be willing to work together on something new!
[ ] Try to Collaborate With Shego on an Issue
DC Variable
There's lots of problems you can think of that would be much easier to solve alongside a terrifying super woman with plasma hands. The hard part will be getting Shego to see it that way.
The DC of this action is like that of Assault a Rival- once you suggest a specific issue to speak about, I'll estimate a DC for you.
[ ] Form a Research Agreement with Xanatos
DC 90
Now that you've established formal relations between DEI and Xanatos Enterprises, it's probably time to take advantage of them. You like science, he has people that can like science for him... Set up another meeting with the man and see what you can get up to together!
If this option succeeds, there will be a vote later on for specific collaboration options.
[ ] Try to Collaborate With Xanatos on an Issue
DC Variable
There's definitely a lot going on in the world that affects you both. If you want to start building towards greater cooperation, it might be a good idea to talk to Xanatos about any potential issues you both face, or a possible point of conflict you'd like to nip in the bud.
The DC of this action is like that of Assault a Rival- once you suggest a specific issue to speak about, I'll estimate a DC for you.
[ ] Sponsor SPLIT/SECOND
DC 80
Janus Lee told you about his idea for what sounds like the most awesome racing show of all time- a glorious affair called SPLIT/SECOND, which is nothing more than no-holds-barred racing with live explosions, souped-up vehicles, and just general mayhem and high-octane action. It'd take a bit of doing to make sure nobody gets hurt and everything is nice and legal, but if it succeeds you'll probably have one of the greatest shows of all time!
(Reward: SPLIT/SECOND show established, moderate income increase, moderate public opinion increase, ???)
[ ] Dinosaur Entertainment
DC 75
You remember some really old movie about a dinosaur theme park that went horribly wrong. Spoilers: everyone died. You think a lawyer got eaten by a T. rex or something. Not on your watch! Your dinosaur park will be far better, far safer, and far more popular than just accommodating one tour group with a bunch of whiny kids!
(Reward: Small increase to public opinion, moderate increase to income, Gets DEI's name out there as a scientific miracle house)
[ ] Comedize your Supply Line
DC 100
Coyote figured out that the trick to taking advantage of ACME's Express Delivery service is to incorporate comedy! Unfortunately this is going to take some doing, since there isn't very much humor in moving supplies from place to place, and the Toonforce is notoriously unreliable.
(Reward: Moderate income increase, Moving Castle Doofhawk DC reduced)
[ ] Develop a New Social Media Platform
DC 140
So. ENCOM recently released 'The Grid', and in defiance of all conventional logic it's actually really good. Everyone's migrated from all those old horrible platforms to this new one, and while they haven't quite forgotten past debacles, the public is fickle. It's going to be harder to gain a significant share of the market now.
(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)
[ ] Collaborate with Smarty Mart
DC 70
Martin Smarty, the CEO of major supermarket/wholesaler chain Smarty Mart and one of the richest non-ducks in the world, has offered to collaborate with you on a large scale upgrade to your Doofenshmirtz Evil Megamarts. In addition to splitting the profits with you, he was so enthused by his meeting with Coyote that he's offered to do a bit of consulting for you on other projects.
(Reward: small income increase, Marty Smarty will be available to perform a few stewardship actions for you.)
[ ] Start a Greevil Energy Conservation campaign
DC 100
Technor demands more power to function at his full capacity, but Doofania's energy grid just isn't up to it! By starting a campaign that demands people turn off lights when they leave the rooms, unplug appliances when they aren't using them, and other similar things, you might be able to mitigate some of his power problems!
(Reward: Technor's "Power Hungry" malus reduced to -5, slight increase in public opinion)
[ ] Move Castle Doofhawk to Doofania
DC 105
Your great^65th grunkle Malifishmirtz stated that he couldn't manifest far away from his castle for very long, but if you move the castle to where you already are, that problem should be solved! Picking up an entire castle piece by piece, transferring them across the Atlantic, and reassembling them halfway across the country will be a lot easier now that Xanatos was kind enough to explain how he did it, but it will still be quite the undertaking.
(Reward: Option to unlock Malifishmirtz as a hero unit becomes available)
[ ] Improve DoofOS security
DC 125
Some weird glitches and cyber attacks have recently been reported slipping their way into DoofOS. It's clear your firewalls are no longer up to snuff. You'll need to have someone fix that, and properly. You can't just build the firewalls higher, someone might have a digital fire ladder or something.
(Reward: Digital defenses improved, foes will have higher DC for digital attacks)
[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)
[ ] Revamp Bueno Nacho
DC 425
Bueno Nacho is undoubtedly the most disgusting place you've ever stepped inside, even past that interstate rest stop right off of Interstate 80. The very foundation of the building seems to be permanently permeated with grease, the walls are so slick that they might as well be made of Teflon, and even the ceiling seems to be developing these odd stalactites that didn't seem to be there yesterday. That's not even getting to the food - the most defining trait of which seems to be how much grease it can disgorge onto the diner's table! Seriously, you're kind of worried to show Russ the place in fear that the Feds might invade to capture all of that valuable oil. And finally, the brand's reputation has been so permanently sullied that it's not even funny. At least your rations tell the people that the rat they're eating is farm-raised and sterile! If you want to revamp the place it's going to take some serious doing.
(Reward: Bueno Nacho becomes a passable restaurant)
[ ] Stop Paying Your Taxes
DC 260
So, ever since you took over the tri state area, you've been paying taxes on it. Oddly the income taxes on you seem to perfectly line up with what the approximate taxes would be on every single one of your citizens combined if they were still US citizens. Weird. Anyway, the IRS is pretty scary, but maybe you could just... stop? Giving them the money? What's the worst that could happen?
(Reward: massive income boost, massive hit to relations with the Federal government)
[ ] Attempt a hostile corporate takeover
DC varies depending on the corporation. Olympia Corp DC 310, DrakkTech DC 325, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 300, Glomgold Enterprises 425, Sycorax DC 200, Funtelligence DC 200, Gen-U-Tech DC 200, Bakaemono Corporation DC 200, Nightstone DC 160, Cloverleaf Industries DC 300)
The other corporations aren't coming to the table? No problem! Do things the underhanded way and gain control of them for yourself! While this is technically legal it's not likely to make you many friends in the business world. Also, some of the owners of these companies are criminally insane, and managing to cheat them out of their whole company might have consequences.
(Reward: Varies, Weakens controller of relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained)
[ ] Buy out a rival corporation
DC varies
There are some corporations that aren't rich enough to ignore you and lack the legal chops to fight a takeover, so you can just cut straight to the point and buy them out. Perfectly legal and on the level, and it won't even make you enemies aside from whatever fanboys are upset that you now own their favorite brand. Descriptions provided for companies as needed.
Choose One:
[ ] Hopper Food Group - Fast food conglomerate with multiple smaller restaurants under their North American banner.
DC 95
[ ] WyndComm Enterprises - Civilian aeronautics company that constructs and launches satellites for commercial use. Has worked on contracts with government and private space programs in years prior.
DC 80
DC 80
Janus Lee told you about his idea for what sounds like the most awesome racing show of all time- a glorious affair called SPLIT/SECOND, which is nothing more than no-holds-barred racing with live explosions, souped-up vehicles, and just general mayhem and high-octane action. It'd take a bit of doing to make sure nobody gets hurt and everything is nice and legal, but if it succeeds you'll probably have one of the greatest shows of all time!
(Reward: SPLIT/SECOND show established, moderate income increase, moderate public opinion increase, ???)
[ ] Dinosaur Entertainment
DC 75
You remember some really old movie about a dinosaur theme park that went horribly wrong. Spoilers: everyone died. You think a lawyer got eaten by a T. rex or something. Not on your watch! Your dinosaur park will be far better, far safer, and far more popular than just accommodating one tour group with a bunch of whiny kids!
(Reward: Small increase to public opinion, moderate increase to income, Gets DEI's name out there as a scientific miracle house)
[ ] Comedize your Supply Line
DC 100
Coyote figured out that the trick to taking advantage of ACME's Express Delivery service is to incorporate comedy! Unfortunately this is going to take some doing, since there isn't very much humor in moving supplies from place to place, and the Toonforce is notoriously unreliable.
(Reward: Moderate income increase, Moving Castle Doofhawk DC reduced)
[ ] Develop a New Social Media Platform
DC 140
So. ENCOM recently released 'The Grid', and in defiance of all conventional logic it's actually really good. Everyone's migrated from all those old horrible platforms to this new one, and while they haven't quite forgotten past debacles, the public is fickle. It's going to be harder to gain a significant share of the market now.
(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)
[ ] Collaborate with Smarty Mart
DC 70
Martin Smarty, the CEO of major supermarket/wholesaler chain Smarty Mart and one of the richest non-ducks in the world, has offered to collaborate with you on a large scale upgrade to your Doofenshmirtz Evil Megamarts. In addition to splitting the profits with you, he was so enthused by his meeting with Coyote that he's offered to do a bit of consulting for you on other projects.
(Reward: small income increase, Marty Smarty will be available to perform a few stewardship actions for you.)
[ ] Start a Greevil Energy Conservation campaign
DC 100
Technor demands more power to function at his full capacity, but Doofania's energy grid just isn't up to it! By starting a campaign that demands people turn off lights when they leave the rooms, unplug appliances when they aren't using them, and other similar things, you might be able to mitigate some of his power problems!
(Reward: Technor's "Power Hungry" malus reduced to -5, slight increase in public opinion)
[ ] Move Castle Doofhawk to Doofania
DC 105
Your great^65th grunkle Malifishmirtz stated that he couldn't manifest far away from his castle for very long, but if you move the castle to where you already are, that problem should be solved! Picking up an entire castle piece by piece, transferring them across the Atlantic, and reassembling them halfway across the country will be a lot easier now that Xanatos was kind enough to explain how he did it, but it will still be quite the undertaking.
(Reward: Option to unlock Malifishmirtz as a hero unit becomes available)
[ ] Improve DoofOS security
DC 125
Some weird glitches and cyber attacks have recently been reported slipping their way into DoofOS. It's clear your firewalls are no longer up to snuff. You'll need to have someone fix that, and properly. You can't just build the firewalls higher, someone might have a digital fire ladder or something.
(Reward: Digital defenses improved, foes will have higher DC for digital attacks)
[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)
[ ] Revamp Bueno Nacho
DC 425
Bueno Nacho is undoubtedly the most disgusting place you've ever stepped inside, even past that interstate rest stop right off of Interstate 80. The very foundation of the building seems to be permanently permeated with grease, the walls are so slick that they might as well be made of Teflon, and even the ceiling seems to be developing these odd stalactites that didn't seem to be there yesterday. That's not even getting to the food - the most defining trait of which seems to be how much grease it can disgorge onto the diner's table! Seriously, you're kind of worried to show Russ the place in fear that the Feds might invade to capture all of that valuable oil. And finally, the brand's reputation has been so permanently sullied that it's not even funny. At least your rations tell the people that the rat they're eating is farm-raised and sterile! If you want to revamp the place it's going to take some serious doing.
(Reward: Bueno Nacho becomes a passable restaurant)
[ ] Stop Paying Your Taxes
DC 260
So, ever since you took over the tri state area, you've been paying taxes on it. Oddly the income taxes on you seem to perfectly line up with what the approximate taxes would be on every single one of your citizens combined if they were still US citizens. Weird. Anyway, the IRS is pretty scary, but maybe you could just... stop? Giving them the money? What's the worst that could happen?
(Reward: massive income boost, massive hit to relations with the Federal government)
[ ] Attempt a hostile corporate takeover
DC varies depending on the corporation. Olympia Corp DC 310, DrakkTech DC 325, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 300, Glomgold Enterprises 425, Sycorax DC 200, Funtelligence DC 200, Gen-U-Tech DC 200, Bakaemono Corporation DC 200, Nightstone DC 160, Cloverleaf Industries DC 300)
The other corporations aren't coming to the table? No problem! Do things the underhanded way and gain control of them for yourself! While this is technically legal it's not likely to make you many friends in the business world. Also, some of the owners of these companies are criminally insane, and managing to cheat them out of their whole company might have consequences.
(Reward: Varies, Weakens controller of relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained)
[ ] Buy out a rival corporation
DC varies
There are some corporations that aren't rich enough to ignore you and lack the legal chops to fight a takeover, so you can just cut straight to the point and buy them out. Perfectly legal and on the level, and it won't even make you enemies aside from whatever fanboys are upset that you now own their favorite brand. Descriptions provided for companies as needed.
Choose One:
[ ] Hopper Food Group - Fast food conglomerate with multiple smaller restaurants under their North American banner.
DC 95
[ ] WyndComm Enterprises - Civilian aeronautics company that constructs and launches satellites for commercial use. Has worked on contracts with government and private space programs in years prior.
DC 80
[ ] Steal Dimensional Scissors
DC 170/200
Tobe and his ninja brought back some interesting information about the NMEIZ- apparently they keep a man-portable cross-dimensional device in one of their factories to make transporting corn that much easier. You're not sure which factory, and you're pretty sure that it'll be under heavy guard- but getting your hands on one of these could potentially be a game changer. If you pass the DC of 170, you'll recover the scissors but Toffee will know it was you. Passing the DC of 200 is required to keep things hidden completely.
(Reward: Dimensional scissors obtained)
[ ] Investigate Orton Mahlson
DC 120
So Mirage has come to you with a rather unusual observation. Orton Mahlson, the actor who has portrayed the famous Sci-Fi character Dr. Zone for over 60 years, still looks basically the same as he did back when he started. This is strange, to say the least, and it might be worth looking into how exactly this has happened. It's probably not top of your to do list but hey, who knows what you might find?
(Reward: Discover the secret of Orton Mahlson; ???)
[ ] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel
DC 100
The sheer scale and success of the drug ring operating out of Middleton has you concerned. It hasn't spread to your territory yet, but no one ever succeeded at evil by not being proactive, and you just got done dealing with the criminal element and have no desire to let it start up again.
Now that Shego has blown their headquarters out of the sky, it should be a piece of cake to get a read on whatever dregs are left. Figure out what's going on and try to stop it from being a problem.
(Reward: Uncover information on the Middleton Drug Ring)
[ ] Investigate Supervillain Attacks
DC 80
There's been a spate of supervillain attacks across the country in the last year or so. Capes like Candela, Opacity and Krakatoa have been appearing in areas not normally known for heavy super activity, and while their powersets seem basically random they all share a few odd similarities. They all have apparently biological powers, they all appear to be novices or very recent bloomers, and they seem to avoid deadly violence most of the time. Maybe this is related to those super drugs going around? Or Sky High is doing internships now? Or maybe something else.
(Reward: ???)
Infiltrate a Hotspot
DC Variable
There's a number of places around the country that see a lot of underworld activity; mostly those that have a lot of mercantile trading going on. It might be a good idea to set up some small informant rings in order to keep your ear to the ground on what's happening across the shady side of the country.
Choose One:
-[ ] Zootopia: DC 70
Home to creatures great and small, and a major trading city in the northwest.
-[ ] San Fransokyo: DC 85
Greatest port on the West Coast, center for Super-activity, and home to not one but three megacorps.
-[ ] Cape Suzette: DC 65
Link between North America, Latin America, and the broader Pacific. Home of the biggest cat there is.
-[ ] Las Vegas: DC 75
City of Lights, city of scum, and center of the many many crime rings that popped up when Kronos fell.
-[ ] New York: DC 100
Xanatos' own personal stomping ground. You have no doubt Davey has his fingers in everything from the Sykes gang to Brocamas, but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to get annoyed at you putting out feelers.
(Reward: Expanded rival reports for relevant regional underworld)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Florida
DC 90
Tourism is down in Florida, and you're pretty sure it's not due to the mosquitos. Well, not only due to the mosquitos. Something weird is happening down there, you're sure of it! Investigating a little more thoroughly might bear fruit.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Oregon
DC ???
Lately Oregon has been a hotbed of weirdness. People are spotting all sorts of cryptids up there, like the Jersey Devil (who's a long way from home), the Mothman, Bigfoot, and lots of others. Despite having modern cameras on them at all times it's inexplicably hard for people to snap accurate pictures, but your instruments are better than that, right?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Spy on your employees
DC 105
It's not very nice, sure, but better safe than sorry. Besides, they already document most of their daily lives, what with your social media mandate, so all you really need to do is look a little deeper. Maybe one of them is up to the wrong sort of no good… or maybe you're just being paranoid *again*.
Major Monogram really bungled things up over the last couple months, and now everyone is really on guard. It'll be much harder to find any secrets from them like this.
(Reward: Discover if any of your employees are disloyal, potentially discover secrets of hero units)
[ ] Conduct corporate espionage
DC varies depending on the corporation. Olympia Corp DC 140, DrakkTech DC 160, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 140, Glomgold Enterprises ???, Sycorax DC 140, Funtelligence DC ???, Gen-U-Tech DC 140, Bakaemono Corporation DC 120, Nightstone DC 139, ENCOM DC ???, Cloverleaf Industries DC 170, NMEIZ 140
This is very slightly illegal, but hey, you're already evil. You should probably expect some huge PR disaster if you're found out, not to mention sending what's left of your reputation into the basement.
(Reward: access to some secrets or technology you wouldn't have otherwise.)
DC 170/200
Tobe and his ninja brought back some interesting information about the NMEIZ- apparently they keep a man-portable cross-dimensional device in one of their factories to make transporting corn that much easier. You're not sure which factory, and you're pretty sure that it'll be under heavy guard- but getting your hands on one of these could potentially be a game changer. If you pass the DC of 170, you'll recover the scissors but Toffee will know it was you. Passing the DC of 200 is required to keep things hidden completely.
(Reward: Dimensional scissors obtained)
[ ] Investigate Orton Mahlson
DC 120
So Mirage has come to you with a rather unusual observation. Orton Mahlson, the actor who has portrayed the famous Sci-Fi character Dr. Zone for over 60 years, still looks basically the same as he did back when he started. This is strange, to say the least, and it might be worth looking into how exactly this has happened. It's probably not top of your to do list but hey, who knows what you might find?
(Reward: Discover the secret of Orton Mahlson; ???)
[ ] Investigate the Middleton Drug Cartel
DC 100
The sheer scale and success of the drug ring operating out of Middleton has you concerned. It hasn't spread to your territory yet, but no one ever succeeded at evil by not being proactive, and you just got done dealing with the criminal element and have no desire to let it start up again.
Now that Shego has blown their headquarters out of the sky, it should be a piece of cake to get a read on whatever dregs are left. Figure out what's going on and try to stop it from being a problem.
(Reward: Uncover information on the Middleton Drug Ring)
[ ] Investigate Supervillain Attacks
DC 80
There's been a spate of supervillain attacks across the country in the last year or so. Capes like Candela, Opacity and Krakatoa have been appearing in areas not normally known for heavy super activity, and while their powersets seem basically random they all share a few odd similarities. They all have apparently biological powers, they all appear to be novices or very recent bloomers, and they seem to avoid deadly violence most of the time. Maybe this is related to those super drugs going around? Or Sky High is doing internships now? Or maybe something else.
(Reward: ???)
Infiltrate a Hotspot
DC Variable
There's a number of places around the country that see a lot of underworld activity; mostly those that have a lot of mercantile trading going on. It might be a good idea to set up some small informant rings in order to keep your ear to the ground on what's happening across the shady side of the country.
Choose One:
-[ ] Zootopia: DC 70
Home to creatures great and small, and a major trading city in the northwest.
-[ ] San Fransokyo: DC 85
Greatest port on the West Coast, center for Super-activity, and home to not one but three megacorps.
-[ ] Cape Suzette: DC 65
Link between North America, Latin America, and the broader Pacific. Home of the biggest cat there is.
-[ ] Las Vegas: DC 75
City of Lights, city of scum, and center of the many many crime rings that popped up when Kronos fell.
-[ ] New York: DC 100
Xanatos' own personal stomping ground. You have no doubt Davey has his fingers in everything from the Sykes gang to Brocamas, but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to get annoyed at you putting out feelers.
(Reward: Expanded rival reports for relevant regional underworld)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Florida
DC 90
Tourism is down in Florida, and you're pretty sure it's not due to the mosquitos. Well, not only due to the mosquitos. Something weird is happening down there, you're sure of it! Investigating a little more thoroughly might bear fruit.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Oregon
DC ???
Lately Oregon has been a hotbed of weirdness. People are spotting all sorts of cryptids up there, like the Jersey Devil (who's a long way from home), the Mothman, Bigfoot, and lots of others. Despite having modern cameras on them at all times it's inexplicably hard for people to snap accurate pictures, but your instruments are better than that, right?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Spy on your employees
DC 105
It's not very nice, sure, but better safe than sorry. Besides, they already document most of their daily lives, what with your social media mandate, so all you really need to do is look a little deeper. Maybe one of them is up to the wrong sort of no good… or maybe you're just being paranoid *again*.
Major Monogram really bungled things up over the last couple months, and now everyone is really on guard. It'll be much harder to find any secrets from them like this.
(Reward: Discover if any of your employees are disloyal, potentially discover secrets of hero units)
[ ] Conduct corporate espionage
DC varies depending on the corporation. Olympia Corp DC 140, DrakkTech DC 160, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 140, Glomgold Enterprises ???, Sycorax DC 140, Funtelligence DC ???, Gen-U-Tech DC 140, Bakaemono Corporation DC 120, Nightstone DC 139, ENCOM DC ???, Cloverleaf Industries DC 170, NMEIZ 140
This is very slightly illegal, but hey, you're already evil. You should probably expect some huge PR disaster if you're found out, not to mention sending what's left of your reputation into the basement.
(Reward: access to some secrets or technology you wouldn't have otherwise.)
[ ] Research Extradimensional Tech
DC 140
Now that you know that other dimensions exist, and are apparently hostile, it's probably a good idea to dust off those old plans for the Other-Dimension-Inator and try to look into this great new horizon. The hard part is going to be making sure it doesn't explode after 6 hours of use.
(Reward: Other-Dimension-Inator created)
[ ] Study the SHV 20905 Plans
DC 90
You purchased these off of the internet from a strange pirate man for the low low price of ten million dollars. You're not sure what they do, but considering that they're highly proprietary and were stolen from ENCOM, they're probably pretty useful.
(Reward: State and Purpose of the Shiva Laser established, further actions unlocked)
[ ] Research exotic vehicles
DC 100
Lee Industries are veterans in vehicle design, both civilian and military. Integrating their best and brightest into your R&D department and letting them go wild will allow you to unleash truly inventive machines upon the world!
(Reward: Reduced DC to vehicle-related actions like mass transit, unlocks ??? when combined with sublight drives)
[ ] Research sublight drives
DC 140
Jumba's ship may not have a hyperdrive, but what it does have is jet engines, or something like them, at least twice as fast as anything the US military is currently running. And also probably far more efficient. The benefits of this should be obvious.
(Rewards: Rapid deployment for your own hero units cross-country, opportunity to begin commercializing alien tech, ??? when combined with exotic vehicles)
[ ] Research Uburnium fuel
DC 130
'Uburnium' is a superheavy transuranic element that is astonishingly stable given how far along the periodic table it is. You theorize that it's somehow existing on the Island of Stability, or maybe even the theoretical 'Continent of Stability'. According to Jumba, this is the most abundant, most efficient, and cheapest fuel in the entire universe… and for some ungodly reason, there's not an atom of it on Earth or anywhere else in the solar system. Seriously, you even ran the spectrographs to check. It looks like you're going to have to do things the hard way and synthesize things yourself… or get out there in deep space and look.
(Reward: Option to build a particle accelerator and synthesize Uburnium unlocked, option to search outer space for uburnium unlocked after a space program is developed)
[ ] Decrypt GalFed Computers
DC 140
The GalFed computers onboard the ship were stripped of a lot of their data and functionality so as to make it more difficult for Jumba to use them for evil, but there's still a wealth of data locked away. You're sure that decrypting things will give you a better picture of the galaxy as a whole, and maybe some insight into how these aliens think.
(Reward: Knowledge of galactic-scale politics, happenings, etc)
[ ] Research GalFed Cloaking Tech
DC 140
The cloaking device on the GalFed ship you appropriated isn't the greatest, but it's still way beyond anything on the civilian market, and at least on par with the military's finest toys. It does have a pretty nasty power requirement though, so you're not going to be able to slap it on everything.
(Reward: Cloaking device reverse-engineered)
[ ] Psychologically profile a target
DC varies depending on target
The first step to creating a robo-doppelganger AI is creating a profile of the target. All their little nuances that make them them- what are their likes and dislikes, their voice, their inflections, the way they think and act? It's no small feat, but nobody ever said creating a robotic duplicate of someone would be easy.
-[ ] Who do you psychologically profile? Living people will be easier than dead ones, and volunteers will be even easier.
(Reward: Doppleganger of a specific person 50% done; Build physical doppleganger action unlocked)
[ ] Research Animal Uplink Suits
DC 120
Lizzy has drafted up some blueprints for the antborg armor she utilized earlier, but her handwriting is terrible and her notes are arcane. You're pretty sure that with enough effort you can make it so any animal can uplink to the armor and gain advanced strength and mobility, but you're not sure how to do that yet.
(Reward: animal uplink suits unlocked, changes ??? in the future)
[ ] Research Insect Control
DC 140
Lizzy has constructed some sort of mechanism that allows her to assume rudimentary control over nearby insects. When combined with the uplink suits, you can already imagine how effective they might become in combat, but as it stands her tech is barely out of the concept phase. With a little effort, you might turn this into something truly intimidating.
(Reward: insect control technology unlocked, ???, ???, ???)
[ ] Decentralize your Normbots
DC 80
You've learned what a bad idea it is to have all your robots hooked up to one network. Syndrome did that with his Omnidroids and they were able to be bricked by one malicious piece of software. You should take the time to ensure that they're linked up to a few distinct hubs and make sure that anyone trying that against you will have a much harder time of it.
(Reward: Normbots decentralized)
[ ] Upgrade AI
DC ???
You're more confused than ever as to how AIs function after taking a look at the robo-doppelganger AI. How can it be that putting a robot in a body modifies its personality by that much? How was Sinatron still running laps around your best efforts, despite you using the very same codes that made him up?
(Reward: Research Adaptive Anti-Cape AI and Robot Doppelganger AI to lower the DC)
[ ] Decode Odd Transmissions
DC 150 (Reduced by Translator Suite)
You've detected some odd and nigh-incomprehensible transmissions coming from up north. It's quite possible that it's just the massive heaps of garbage interfering with Canadian radio transmissions, but it's also likely that someone's trying to send you another coded message! None of your inators are able to make the slightest dent into decryption, so you're going to have to do things the old fashioned way…
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Research Human Genetics
DC 80 (Reduced by MG acquisition)
You've made good progress with dinosaurs, but it might not hurt to start investigating the human genome as well. All sorts of genetics startup companies are trying to crack it, because being able to understand and rewrite human DNA on the fly would be invaluable! Just think of all the potential experiments and projects you could get to once you breach the subject.
(Reward: New research unlocked)
[ ] Research Silphium
DC 90
This wondrous herb has been extinct for centuries… everywhere except Drusselstein, that is. According to some ancient literature the uses for this thing are innumerable, ranging from the culinary to the pharmaceutical. Unfortunately you've got no idea where to begin given that most of the literature on the thing is older than any modern nations. Get your scientists cracking to see if they can figure out how to best use it!
(Rewards: new research unlocked, ???, ???)
[ ] Research Fusion Power
DC 105
Now that you've exhausted the possibility of lesser power sources, you think it's finally time to go for the golden goose. Fusion power could theoretically provide you with vast amounts of energy, but the concept is barely out of the planning phase, scientists the world over have been attempting it for years with little success, and there's always some inherent risk involved. This action must be completed several times at successively increasing DCs to unlock fusion power.
(Reward: New research options unlocked, income)
[ ] Begin the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program
DC ???, higher DC indicates higher initial success
Space. The final frontier. The one place you've never managed to crack with any sort of regularity. Sure, you've sent up the odd satellite or twenty, and you even had some plans for a space station in the works, but that literally never got off of the ground. Instead of expanding outward, you can expand upward! Imagine the possibilities! Space Science! A vantage point to spy for aliens unobstructed by a pesky atmosphere! An asteroid belt filled to the brim with valuable minerals!
(Reward: Space program started, research options unlocked, questline unlocked)
[ ] Research Zero Point Energy Technology
DC 130
One of Syndrome's most closely guarded secrets was his so-called 'zero point energy' technology, which are basically fancy gauntlets that allow him to immobilize anyone who looks at him funny. Now, you're not sure if this is true zero point energy tech- you know, the stuff that could potentially lead to free unlimited energy- or if he just chose that name to sound cool, but either way, it's full of potential!
(Reward: Research unlocked, stasis field technology unlocked, ???)
[ ] Research Robo-Doppelganger bodies
DC 120
Sinatron's body was basically indistinguishable from a human body at first glance, and Syndrome's robo-duplicate that tried to assure people he was not missing seemed to have fooled a lot of people online. You're pretty sure that it would be very hard to tell they were actually robotic if you weren't in the know or didn't possess some other means of detection, like deep scanning technology. You've got the blueprints, all that's left to do is try and make sense of them.
(Rewards: Robo-doppelganger bodies fully understood, option to build robot-doppelgangers with no AI)
[ ] Research Climate Controlled Environments
DC 110
It wasn't as flashy as some of the weapons or goodies at the gala, but Syndrome had an exhibit on self-contained environments that could be precisely controlled and deployed with ease. You can see all sorts of potential here: grow plants in the desert! Form a base on the seafloor! Maybe even the moon!
(Rewards: Climate controlled environments technology understood, research options unlocked)
[ ] Research Greco-Roman Terraforming
DC 100
You did some more research into Stanley's notes on terraforming, and despite being entirely in an odd dialect of Greek, you managed to discern a bit of information. This is terraforming in the most literal sense- literally moving earth. Unfortunately it doesn't seem as if Stanley cracked the whole 'modify the environment to form a climate' thing just yet, but still… putting up a volcano in a short amount of time is a rather impressive feat.
(Reward: New Stewardship options unlocked)
[ ] Research Flubber Power
DC 100
Flubber offers a path to clean and cheap energy, and while it's not actually limitless, the upper limit is so high that it might as well be. The only problem is that the majority of the world thinks that Hawaii was destroyed in a prototype Flubber power plant explosion, and with the "tragedy" still recent in memory, you're going to face a lot of public backlash for rolling out a power plant.
(Rewards: Massive public opinion decrease, power problems for all of your territory removed, Technor's 'Power Hungry' malus removed)
[ ] Research Flubber Antigravity
DC 90
It turns out that if you vulcanize Flubber and apply an electric current to it, the resulting substance can produce exceptionally stable gravitons. It might be possible to exploit this and produce effective antigravity technology, though of course you'd have to get past the public opinion of the substance.
(Reward: Flubber Antigravity technology unlocked, significant public opinion decrease)
[ ] Research Flubber Weather Modification
DC 90
Flubber is an impressively versatile substance. Your lab monkeys have found that it serves as a near-perfect nucleation site for water droplets, meaning it is capable of producing seemingly miraculous rainfall and cloudcover in all but the most arid regions more or less on demand. Your boys even think they can manipulate its structure to break down after several months, meaning there's little concern of it becoming a pollutant. If you can manage to get this together properly, the benefits would be obvious- just think of all the dramatic storms you could pull together at a moment's notice!
(Rewards: Weather modification technology unlocked, significant public opinion decrease)
[ ] Large Herbivore Domestication
DC 110
You were a bit surprised that Jumba didn't leap onto this immediately, but you suppose there's only so many hours in a day. Not necessarily 24 since he comes from another planet mind you, but still, a limited amount. Bring your dino-studies to the next level by researching the big boys.
(Reward: Large Carnivore Domestication research action unlocked, Dinosaur Weapons Platforms action unlocked, ??? if Dinosaur Park established)
[ ] Environmental Adaptations (Dinosaurs)
DC 130
You may have brought them back from extinction, but as they are now, dinosaurs simply aren't suited for every situation. Minor adjustments to their DNA will change that, allowing you to make specialized dinosaur strains and subspecies for whatever comes their way! Floods, droughts, cold weather, or bullets! Where one dinosaur subtype fails, another will prevail!
(Reward: Increased effectiveness of dinosaurs in combat. Miscellaneous benefits in other areas.)
DC 140
Now that you know that other dimensions exist, and are apparently hostile, it's probably a good idea to dust off those old plans for the Other-Dimension-Inator and try to look into this great new horizon. The hard part is going to be making sure it doesn't explode after 6 hours of use.
(Reward: Other-Dimension-Inator created)
[ ] Study the SHV 20905 Plans
DC 90
You purchased these off of the internet from a strange pirate man for the low low price of ten million dollars. You're not sure what they do, but considering that they're highly proprietary and were stolen from ENCOM, they're probably pretty useful.
(Reward: State and Purpose of the Shiva Laser established, further actions unlocked)
[ ] Research exotic vehicles
DC 100
Lee Industries are veterans in vehicle design, both civilian and military. Integrating their best and brightest into your R&D department and letting them go wild will allow you to unleash truly inventive machines upon the world!
(Reward: Reduced DC to vehicle-related actions like mass transit, unlocks ??? when combined with sublight drives)
[ ] Research sublight drives
DC 140
Jumba's ship may not have a hyperdrive, but what it does have is jet engines, or something like them, at least twice as fast as anything the US military is currently running. And also probably far more efficient. The benefits of this should be obvious.
(Rewards: Rapid deployment for your own hero units cross-country, opportunity to begin commercializing alien tech, ??? when combined with exotic vehicles)
[ ] Research Uburnium fuel
DC 130
'Uburnium' is a superheavy transuranic element that is astonishingly stable given how far along the periodic table it is. You theorize that it's somehow existing on the Island of Stability, or maybe even the theoretical 'Continent of Stability'. According to Jumba, this is the most abundant, most efficient, and cheapest fuel in the entire universe… and for some ungodly reason, there's not an atom of it on Earth or anywhere else in the solar system. Seriously, you even ran the spectrographs to check. It looks like you're going to have to do things the hard way and synthesize things yourself… or get out there in deep space and look.
(Reward: Option to build a particle accelerator and synthesize Uburnium unlocked, option to search outer space for uburnium unlocked after a space program is developed)
[ ] Decrypt GalFed Computers
DC 140
The GalFed computers onboard the ship were stripped of a lot of their data and functionality so as to make it more difficult for Jumba to use them for evil, but there's still a wealth of data locked away. You're sure that decrypting things will give you a better picture of the galaxy as a whole, and maybe some insight into how these aliens think.
(Reward: Knowledge of galactic-scale politics, happenings, etc)
[ ] Research GalFed Cloaking Tech
DC 140
The cloaking device on the GalFed ship you appropriated isn't the greatest, but it's still way beyond anything on the civilian market, and at least on par with the military's finest toys. It does have a pretty nasty power requirement though, so you're not going to be able to slap it on everything.
(Reward: Cloaking device reverse-engineered)
[ ] Psychologically profile a target
DC varies depending on target
The first step to creating a robo-doppelganger AI is creating a profile of the target. All their little nuances that make them them- what are their likes and dislikes, their voice, their inflections, the way they think and act? It's no small feat, but nobody ever said creating a robotic duplicate of someone would be easy.
-[ ] Who do you psychologically profile? Living people will be easier than dead ones, and volunteers will be even easier.
(Reward: Doppleganger of a specific person 50% done; Build physical doppleganger action unlocked)
[ ] Research Animal Uplink Suits
DC 120
Lizzy has drafted up some blueprints for the antborg armor she utilized earlier, but her handwriting is terrible and her notes are arcane. You're pretty sure that with enough effort you can make it so any animal can uplink to the armor and gain advanced strength and mobility, but you're not sure how to do that yet.
(Reward: animal uplink suits unlocked, changes ??? in the future)
[ ] Research Insect Control
DC 140
Lizzy has constructed some sort of mechanism that allows her to assume rudimentary control over nearby insects. When combined with the uplink suits, you can already imagine how effective they might become in combat, but as it stands her tech is barely out of the concept phase. With a little effort, you might turn this into something truly intimidating.
(Reward: insect control technology unlocked, ???, ???, ???)
[ ] Decentralize your Normbots
DC 80
You've learned what a bad idea it is to have all your robots hooked up to one network. Syndrome did that with his Omnidroids and they were able to be bricked by one malicious piece of software. You should take the time to ensure that they're linked up to a few distinct hubs and make sure that anyone trying that against you will have a much harder time of it.
(Reward: Normbots decentralized)
[ ] Upgrade AI
DC ???
You're more confused than ever as to how AIs function after taking a look at the robo-doppelganger AI. How can it be that putting a robot in a body modifies its personality by that much? How was Sinatron still running laps around your best efforts, despite you using the very same codes that made him up?
(Reward: Research Adaptive Anti-Cape AI and Robot Doppelganger AI to lower the DC)
[ ] Decode Odd Transmissions
DC 150 (Reduced by Translator Suite)
You've detected some odd and nigh-incomprehensible transmissions coming from up north. It's quite possible that it's just the massive heaps of garbage interfering with Canadian radio transmissions, but it's also likely that someone's trying to send you another coded message! None of your inators are able to make the slightest dent into decryption, so you're going to have to do things the old fashioned way…
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Research Human Genetics
DC 80 (Reduced by MG acquisition)
You've made good progress with dinosaurs, but it might not hurt to start investigating the human genome as well. All sorts of genetics startup companies are trying to crack it, because being able to understand and rewrite human DNA on the fly would be invaluable! Just think of all the potential experiments and projects you could get to once you breach the subject.
(Reward: New research unlocked)
[ ] Research Silphium
DC 90
This wondrous herb has been extinct for centuries… everywhere except Drusselstein, that is. According to some ancient literature the uses for this thing are innumerable, ranging from the culinary to the pharmaceutical. Unfortunately you've got no idea where to begin given that most of the literature on the thing is older than any modern nations. Get your scientists cracking to see if they can figure out how to best use it!
(Rewards: new research unlocked, ???, ???)
[ ] Research Fusion Power
DC 105
Now that you've exhausted the possibility of lesser power sources, you think it's finally time to go for the golden goose. Fusion power could theoretically provide you with vast amounts of energy, but the concept is barely out of the planning phase, scientists the world over have been attempting it for years with little success, and there's always some inherent risk involved. This action must be completed several times at successively increasing DCs to unlock fusion power.
(Reward: New research options unlocked, income)
[ ] Begin the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program
DC ???, higher DC indicates higher initial success
Space. The final frontier. The one place you've never managed to crack with any sort of regularity. Sure, you've sent up the odd satellite or twenty, and you even had some plans for a space station in the works, but that literally never got off of the ground. Instead of expanding outward, you can expand upward! Imagine the possibilities! Space Science! A vantage point to spy for aliens unobstructed by a pesky atmosphere! An asteroid belt filled to the brim with valuable minerals!
(Reward: Space program started, research options unlocked, questline unlocked)
[ ] Research Zero Point Energy Technology
DC 130
One of Syndrome's most closely guarded secrets was his so-called 'zero point energy' technology, which are basically fancy gauntlets that allow him to immobilize anyone who looks at him funny. Now, you're not sure if this is true zero point energy tech- you know, the stuff that could potentially lead to free unlimited energy- or if he just chose that name to sound cool, but either way, it's full of potential!
(Reward: Research unlocked, stasis field technology unlocked, ???)
[ ] Research Robo-Doppelganger bodies
DC 120
Sinatron's body was basically indistinguishable from a human body at first glance, and Syndrome's robo-duplicate that tried to assure people he was not missing seemed to have fooled a lot of people online. You're pretty sure that it would be very hard to tell they were actually robotic if you weren't in the know or didn't possess some other means of detection, like deep scanning technology. You've got the blueprints, all that's left to do is try and make sense of them.
(Rewards: Robo-doppelganger bodies fully understood, option to build robot-doppelgangers with no AI)
[ ] Research Climate Controlled Environments
DC 110
It wasn't as flashy as some of the weapons or goodies at the gala, but Syndrome had an exhibit on self-contained environments that could be precisely controlled and deployed with ease. You can see all sorts of potential here: grow plants in the desert! Form a base on the seafloor! Maybe even the moon!
(Rewards: Climate controlled environments technology understood, research options unlocked)
[ ] Research Greco-Roman Terraforming
DC 100
You did some more research into Stanley's notes on terraforming, and despite being entirely in an odd dialect of Greek, you managed to discern a bit of information. This is terraforming in the most literal sense- literally moving earth. Unfortunately it doesn't seem as if Stanley cracked the whole 'modify the environment to form a climate' thing just yet, but still… putting up a volcano in a short amount of time is a rather impressive feat.
(Reward: New Stewardship options unlocked)
[ ] Research Flubber Power
DC 100
Flubber offers a path to clean and cheap energy, and while it's not actually limitless, the upper limit is so high that it might as well be. The only problem is that the majority of the world thinks that Hawaii was destroyed in a prototype Flubber power plant explosion, and with the "tragedy" still recent in memory, you're going to face a lot of public backlash for rolling out a power plant.
(Rewards: Massive public opinion decrease, power problems for all of your territory removed, Technor's 'Power Hungry' malus removed)
[ ] Research Flubber Antigravity
DC 90
It turns out that if you vulcanize Flubber and apply an electric current to it, the resulting substance can produce exceptionally stable gravitons. It might be possible to exploit this and produce effective antigravity technology, though of course you'd have to get past the public opinion of the substance.
(Reward: Flubber Antigravity technology unlocked, significant public opinion decrease)
[ ] Research Flubber Weather Modification
DC 90
Flubber is an impressively versatile substance. Your lab monkeys have found that it serves as a near-perfect nucleation site for water droplets, meaning it is capable of producing seemingly miraculous rainfall and cloudcover in all but the most arid regions more or less on demand. Your boys even think they can manipulate its structure to break down after several months, meaning there's little concern of it becoming a pollutant. If you can manage to get this together properly, the benefits would be obvious- just think of all the dramatic storms you could pull together at a moment's notice!
(Rewards: Weather modification technology unlocked, significant public opinion decrease)
[ ] Large Herbivore Domestication
DC 110
You were a bit surprised that Jumba didn't leap onto this immediately, but you suppose there's only so many hours in a day. Not necessarily 24 since he comes from another planet mind you, but still, a limited amount. Bring your dino-studies to the next level by researching the big boys.
(Reward: Large Carnivore Domestication research action unlocked, Dinosaur Weapons Platforms action unlocked, ??? if Dinosaur Park established)
[ ] Environmental Adaptations (Dinosaurs)
DC 130
You may have brought them back from extinction, but as they are now, dinosaurs simply aren't suited for every situation. Minor adjustments to their DNA will change that, allowing you to make specialized dinosaur strains and subspecies for whatever comes their way! Floods, droughts, cold weather, or bullets! Where one dinosaur subtype fails, another will prevail!
(Reward: Increased effectiveness of dinosaurs in combat. Miscellaneous benefits in other areas.)
[ ] Search for Magical Individuals
DC 90
There's got to be other people out there who know how magic works. Now that you're sure they're not ALL quacks, you should try to see if you can find anyone who can actually be of use to you in magical tasks. Your knowledge of magic is a bit limited at the moment but hey, that's why we're looking.
(Reward: Occult hero units available for hire)
[ ] Summon Demons
DC 70
So, now that Janna has ticked 'Summon a Ghost' off the magical bucket list you've just now learned she had, the next thing in line is apparently 'summon demons'. She claims Tom 'doesn't count'.
What could go wrong?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Summon Celena the Shy
DC 100
The Vagabond Ninja somehow managed to luck into summoning one of the ancient Queens of Mewni to do a tarot reading. She apparently likes you enough that she told Janna how to do it again.
(Reward: Celena the Shy performs another Mewberty Spread, ???)
[ ] Study the Crystal Key
DC 50
You've obtained a tiny crystalline key with the power to travel between universes; one made by something calledFluppy Dogs Flux Dogs. Right now it can only open a random one-way portal for a minute or so, but you just know once you know how this thing works you can use it as a springboard.
(Reward: Other-Dimensionator DC reduced by 60.)
[ ] Form a Coven
DC 115
At some point, it might be a good idea to create some sort of organized structure to your various spellslingers. As is, you're doing things pretty bespoke. Throw together a coven, or a circle, or a bogwarts, or whatever you call an organized group of mages.
(Reward: Second Occult action unlocked, Court Wizard council position unlocked)
[ ] Study Dance Magic
DC 120 (Must assign hero unit, DC heavily modified by the relevant unit's capability for Dance)
So, apparently there's some sort of artifact in Feldrake's stash that relates to Dance Magic. You are uncertain of the value of Dance Magic, but far be it from you to question the value of a good musical number.
(Reward: ?????)
DC 90
There's got to be other people out there who know how magic works. Now that you're sure they're not ALL quacks, you should try to see if you can find anyone who can actually be of use to you in magical tasks. Your knowledge of magic is a bit limited at the moment but hey, that's why we're looking.
(Reward: Occult hero units available for hire)
[ ] Summon Demons
DC 70
So, now that Janna has ticked 'Summon a Ghost' off the magical bucket list you've just now learned she had, the next thing in line is apparently 'summon demons'. She claims Tom 'doesn't count'.
What could go wrong?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Summon Celena the Shy
DC 100
The Vagabond Ninja somehow managed to luck into summoning one of the ancient Queens of Mewni to do a tarot reading. She apparently likes you enough that she told Janna how to do it again.
(Reward: Celena the Shy performs another Mewberty Spread, ???)
[ ] Study the Crystal Key
DC 50
You've obtained a tiny crystalline key with the power to travel between universes; one made by something called
(Reward: Other-Dimensionator DC reduced by 60.)
[ ] Form a Coven
DC 115
At some point, it might be a good idea to create some sort of organized structure to your various spellslingers. As is, you're doing things pretty bespoke. Throw together a coven, or a circle, or a bogwarts, or whatever you call an organized group of mages.
(Reward: Second Occult action unlocked, Court Wizard council position unlocked)
[ ] Study Dance Magic
DC 120 (Must assign hero unit, DC heavily modified by the relevant unit's capability for Dance)
So, apparently there's some sort of artifact in Feldrake's stash that relates to Dance Magic. You are uncertain of the value of Dance Magic, but far be it from you to question the value of a good musical number.
(Reward: ?????)
Quest Actions
[ ] One Man's Trash
You have discovered the wasteland in the center of the country is not only a wasteland: it is a landfill! More scrap, waste and junk than the eye can see, more trash than the world could make in a hundred years or more, piled unendingly to the sky! This defies all logic, and is thus an obvious target for your investigations. Pull together some PPE and send some troops!
Doof may not go on this Quest.
[ ] Continue the Feldrake World Tour (Part 2 of ???)
Feldrake's map contains an extensive listing of dozens of locations across the world, each filled with magical items, monsters, and other assorted neat things that Feldrake seemed to think would help an aspiring world conqueror. It also seems like Donald might be at one or another of these places. It will likely be a long and winding road, but there are goodies along the way. And hey, at least this World Tour won't be a paper-thin excuse for half a dozen low-quality backdoor pilots.
Doof may not go on this Quest.
Next on Feldrake's list is: "Some place in Norway."
Personal Actions
[ ] Browse Online for Interesting Stories
Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but you might just stumble across something that'll end up being useful. Whether that's a rumor that will pan out, an online blueprint, or just the next popular viral video is all up to chance.
[ ] Start Writing a Musical
You've written a couple musical numbers in your day and you've got a penchant for showtunes. Put them all together in a glorious musical that can actually be performed on Broadway, assuming they forgive you for what happened back in '11! (You gain +40 to the first roll you make on this action.)
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
No matter how big your evil schemes get, you will always have time for the creations that started it all. If you choose to roll on the inator table, you can roll twice and choose an inator.
[ ] Chat with the Bossman
Your employees are valuable resources in the pursuit of evil. You should see how they are doing. Choose a hero to spend time with. That hero gains a +10 to loyalty for the next 3 turns. This option can sometimes also lead to learning more about your chosen hero, possibly granting new traits or events.
[ ] Summon Malifishmertz
Your ancestor's signet ring allows you to summon him for a brief conversation once in a blue moon. He can't manifest outside his castle long enough to really tutor you, but if you're stuck on a hard magic question he might be able to help you out.
[ ] Do some introspection about Norm
Your feelings on Norm are more complicated than you thought. Is he your son? Are you comfortable with that? How are you supposed to be treating him? Is he even really sentient? You've given him a lot of upgrades over the years, but you never remember instructing him to call you father.
The results of this action may change depending on your understanding of Artificial Intelligence.
[ ] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency
The Dickens are willing to work for you, hooray! Their services don't come cheap, and you'd probably want to be careful about sending them on any 'eeevil' missions. But if you pay them, their expertise will give you a free Intrigue action, and a hero to do it.
-[ ] For a small (-2) income decrease, a lower level member of the Dickens family will come to aid you for a turn.
-[ ] For a medium (-5) income decrease, a veteran member of the Dickens family will aid you on an action, and likely bring some of their immediate family as well.
-[ ] For a large (-7) income decrease, the Commodore himself will complete your appointed task, and bring his entire dynasty with him.
[ ] Brew a Potion
Time to put that alchemy skill to good use! And hopefully not explode. Unless you want to make an explosion potion. Then that'd be expected.
(Reward: List of potions to choose from; one created.)
[ ] Activate Automatic Potion Brewer
Oooor, you could just let the machine do it for you. So convenient!
(Reward: Two random potions created!)
[ ] Give a project your 'personal attention' (3 personal actions)
- [ ] Write In:
Spend all your free time on ensuring a project goes off as smoothly as possible!
Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but you might just stumble across something that'll end up being useful. Whether that's a rumor that will pan out, an online blueprint, or just the next popular viral video is all up to chance.
[ ] Start Writing a Musical
You've written a couple musical numbers in your day and you've got a penchant for showtunes. Put them all together in a glorious musical that can actually be performed on Broadway, assuming they forgive you for what happened back in '11! (You gain +40 to the first roll you make on this action.)
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
No matter how big your evil schemes get, you will always have time for the creations that started it all. If you choose to roll on the inator table, you can roll twice and choose an inator.
[ ] Chat with the Bossman
Your employees are valuable resources in the pursuit of evil. You should see how they are doing. Choose a hero to spend time with. That hero gains a +10 to loyalty for the next 3 turns. This option can sometimes also lead to learning more about your chosen hero, possibly granting new traits or events.
[ ] Summon Malifishmertz
Your ancestor's signet ring allows you to summon him for a brief conversation once in a blue moon. He can't manifest outside his castle long enough to really tutor you, but if you're stuck on a hard magic question he might be able to help you out.
[ ] Do some introspection about Norm
Your feelings on Norm are more complicated than you thought. Is he your son? Are you comfortable with that? How are you supposed to be treating him? Is he even really sentient? You've given him a lot of upgrades over the years, but you never remember instructing him to call you father.
The results of this action may change depending on your understanding of Artificial Intelligence.
[ ] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency
The Dickens are willing to work for you, hooray! Their services don't come cheap, and you'd probably want to be careful about sending them on any 'eeevil' missions. But if you pay them, their expertise will give you a free Intrigue action, and a hero to do it.
-[ ] For a small (-2) income decrease, a lower level member of the Dickens family will come to aid you for a turn.
-[ ] For a medium (-5) income decrease, a veteran member of the Dickens family will aid you on an action, and likely bring some of their immediate family as well.
-[ ] For a large (-7) income decrease, the Commodore himself will complete your appointed task, and bring his entire dynasty with him.
[ ] Brew a Potion
Time to put that alchemy skill to good use! And hopefully not explode. Unless you want to make an explosion potion. Then that'd be expected.
(Reward: List of potions to choose from; one created.)
[ ] Activate Automatic Potion Brewer
Oooor, you could just let the machine do it for you. So convenient!
(Reward: Two random potions created!)
[ ] Give a project your 'personal attention' (3 personal actions)
- [ ] Write In:
Spend all your free time on ensuring a project goes off as smoothly as possible!
[ ] Do some home gardening
Sure, all the Japanese maples make the place look different from back in Spoonerville, but the concept is still the same, right? Do some gardening, take a load off, and maybe grow some food that isn't produced in a vat.
[ ] Finish your degree online
The incident at the X-Games pretty quickly put an end to your plans for a degree. Fortunately all sorts of colleges offer online degrees now, and you've got just enough time to try and finish one! Not only would this make you feel better about yourself, it might have some actual effects on your job, too! Must be completed three more times to obtain your degree.
[ ] Find Mickey
Mickey has dropped off the grid recently. Donald has too, but at least you know that he's off traveling the world with a 'goddess of adventure' or something. While you got a Christmas card from the both of them this last year, you're not sure where Mickey is, exactly. Now that your living situation is a little more secure you can devote some time to finding your old friend.
[ ] Look into Pete
Your old... well, maybe 'friend' is pushing it. Neighbor? Your old neighbor has dropped off the grid as well without so much as a goodbye. While that does sound like him you're sure he'd at least give you a call to gloat about something, but so far there's been no communication. Take a look into what he's doing now that his car dealership is long gone.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
Sure, all the Japanese maples make the place look different from back in Spoonerville, but the concept is still the same, right? Do some gardening, take a load off, and maybe grow some food that isn't produced in a vat.
[ ] Finish your degree online
The incident at the X-Games pretty quickly put an end to your plans for a degree. Fortunately all sorts of colleges offer online degrees now, and you've got just enough time to try and finish one! Not only would this make you feel better about yourself, it might have some actual effects on your job, too! Must be completed three more times to obtain your degree.
[ ] Find Mickey
Mickey has dropped off the grid recently. Donald has too, but at least you know that he's off traveling the world with a 'goddess of adventure' or something. While you got a Christmas card from the both of them this last year, you're not sure where Mickey is, exactly. Now that your living situation is a little more secure you can devote some time to finding your old friend.
[ ] Look into Pete
Your old... well, maybe 'friend' is pushing it. Neighbor? Your old neighbor has dropped off the grid as well without so much as a goodbye. While that does sound like him you're sure he'd at least give you a call to gloat about something, but so far there's been no communication. Take a look into what he's doing now that his car dealership is long gone.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Get an apartment
Temujin is now fluent in English, but he's not accustomed to the way the modern world works. He can work on changing this one bit at a time. Finding a place of his own to live is a good start.
[ ] Study history
Temujin has missed hundreds of years of history since he was revived and only touched upon the barest of basics in his studies of the English language.
[ ] Study science and technology
Technology has advanced an incredible degree since the 13th century. Maybe, with enough effort, Temujin can understand all the intricacies of modern tech.
[ ] Aid your Descendant
-[ ] Which project?
Temujin is now fluent in English, but he's not accustomed to the way the modern world works. He can work on changing this one bit at a time. Finding a place of his own to live is a good start.
[ ] Study history
Temujin has missed hundreds of years of history since he was revived and only touched upon the barest of basics in his studies of the English language.
[ ] Study science and technology
Technology has advanced an incredible degree since the 13th century. Maybe, with enough effort, Temujin can understand all the intricacies of modern tech.
[ ] Aid your Descendant
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Personally oversee ACME product testing
While you no longer have the title of CEO, you are still technically in charge of ACME. It behooves you to oversee the process of making sure ACME products maintain the standard of quality they are known for.
[ ] Set up a trap
If there is one thing you and Doof have in common, it is a love of trapmaking. Why not throw together some sort of impressive imprisonment and see what comes of it?
[ ] Look through ACME's records
AMCE as a corporation has records going back even longer than you've existed, starting as a minor joke company and blossoming into the primary supplier of Toon goods before the murder of Marvin Acme and the dark days of Mr. Chairman. Take a look through that storied history and see what ELSE you can find.
[ ] Work for the Bossman
-[ ] Which project?
While you no longer have the title of CEO, you are still technically in charge of ACME. It behooves you to oversee the process of making sure ACME products maintain the standard of quality they are known for.
[ ] Set up a trap
If there is one thing you and Doof have in common, it is a love of trapmaking. Why not throw together some sort of impressive imprisonment and see what comes of it?
[ ] Look through ACME's records
AMCE as a corporation has records going back even longer than you've existed, starting as a minor joke company and blossoming into the primary supplier of Toon goods before the murder of Marvin Acme and the dark days of Mr. Chairman. Take a look through that storied history and see what ELSE you can find.
[ ] Work for the Bossman
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Take an acrobatics course
You may be… getting on in years, but that doesn't mean you can't still try for your true passions! Dreams don't have an expiration date. But life does, so better get cracking.
[ ] Reorganize OWCA
It... it hurts you to say it. It really does. But if OWCA's going to be... working for Doof, then you need to make some serious changes to how you organize missions, how you decide what's worth fighting, and where you base yourselves out of. It's high time you get yourselves out of the same building as those muffinheads.
(Reward: 150/250)
[ ] Watch El Matador de Amor
Doofensmirtz introduced you to it a few months ago. It's a guilty pleasure.
[ ] Work for Doctor Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
You may be… getting on in years, but that doesn't mean you can't still try for your true passions! Dreams don't have an expiration date. But life does, so better get cracking.
[ ] Reorganize OWCA
It... it hurts you to say it. It really does. But if OWCA's going to be... working for Doof, then you need to make some serious changes to how you organize missions, how you decide what's worth fighting, and where you base yourselves out of. It's high time you get yourselves out of the same building as those muffinheads.
(Reward: 150/250)
[ ] Watch El Matador de Amor
Doofensmirtz introduced you to it a few months ago. It's a guilty pleasure.
[ ] Work for Doctor Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Complete a mission for the government
At the end of the day, Agent Russ is here on the behalf of the government. Sometimes the Feds need him somewhere else.
[ ] Spy on Doof
Agent Russ has technically been ordered to do what you tell him to unless it endangers national security more than it already has been. Practically though, his main goal is to see how dangerous Doof really is, and if the government needs to divert more resources to him. This action may reduce the government's threat assessment of Doof and increase Russ' loyalty… or the opposite, depending on what Russ sees Doofensmirtz doing.
[ ] Spend time with the toons
Now that Doof knows about your love of all things zany, there's really no reason to keep your investment secret. Start building a rapport with those lovable characters, the Toons.
[ ] Work for the Good Doctor
-[ ] Which project?
At the end of the day, Agent Russ is here on the behalf of the government. Sometimes the Feds need him somewhere else.
[ ] Spy on Doof
Agent Russ has technically been ordered to do what you tell him to unless it endangers national security more than it already has been. Practically though, his main goal is to see how dangerous Doof really is, and if the government needs to divert more resources to him. This action may reduce the government's threat assessment of Doof and increase Russ' loyalty… or the opposite, depending on what Russ sees Doofensmirtz doing.
[ ] Spend time with the toons
Now that Doof knows about your love of all things zany, there's really no reason to keep your investment secret. Start building a rapport with those lovable characters, the Toons.
[ ] Work for the Good Doctor
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] End your obsession with platypodes
Norm's internal circuitry is still based around a single, fundamental, platypus hunting core. This limits his usefulness in non-platypus related areas. Attempting to rewire your own circuits is a dangerous activity, but Norm is determined to be the best Norm he can be. The better your AI technology is, the more likely this is to improve things and not make them worse.
[ ] Follow Father around
Norm's desire to help and please his creator knows no bounds. Practically, this means he spends a lot of time just watching you. He may end up helping you with whatever you're working on at the time, or even learn a thing or two from you.
You're putting a moratorium on this. Norm's been creeping you out by showing up in the oddest places just to stare at you.
[ ] Try to become a Real Boy
Norm's most fervent, secret desire is to be a real boy. Maybe if he wishes on a star hard enough, it will come true.
[ ] Work for Father
-[ ] Which project?
Norm's internal circuitry is still based around a single, fundamental, platypus hunting core. This limits his usefulness in non-platypus related areas. Attempting to rewire your own circuits is a dangerous activity, but Norm is determined to be the best Norm he can be. The better your AI technology is, the more likely this is to improve things and not make them worse.
Norm's desire to help and please his creator knows no bounds. Practically, this means he spends a lot of time just watching you. He may end up helping you with whatever you're working on at the time, or even learn a thing or two from you.
You're putting a moratorium on this. Norm's been creeping you out by showing up in the oddest places just to stare at you.
[ ] Try to become a Real Boy
Norm's most fervent, secret desire is to be a real boy. Maybe if he wishes on a star hard enough, it will come true.
[ ] Work for Father
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Search for Donald
Just because you found a brilliant lead on where Donald might be doesn't mean you should stop looking everywhere else!
[ ] Train with your Instructor
The kindly old man you found seemed to pick up on the basics of Kung Fool in a surprisingly short amount of time, and to make matters better, he's got a few moves of his own to show off! Spend some time training with him and see what more he can do for you. You bet he could teach you all kindsa stuff!
[ ] Make Sandwiches
You're going through them at an alarming rate. Better build up a backlog!
[ ] Study the Perfect Sandwich (Sandwich spoils on March/April 2017)
It's… beautiful. You know you'll never recreate its perfection, but just imagine the culinary insights you could gain from studying it.
[ ] Help the Pharmacist
[ ] What project?
Just because you found a brilliant lead on where Donald might be doesn't mean you should stop looking everywhere else!
[ ] Train with your Instructor
The kindly old man you found seemed to pick up on the basics of Kung Fool in a surprisingly short amount of time, and to make matters better, he's got a few moves of his own to show off! Spend some time training with him and see what more he can do for you. You bet he could teach you all kindsa stuff!
[ ] Make Sandwiches
You're going through them at an alarming rate. Better build up a backlog!
[ ] Study the Perfect Sandwich (Sandwich spoils on March/April 2017)
It's… beautiful. You know you'll never recreate its perfection, but just imagine the culinary insights you could gain from studying it.
[ ] Help the Pharmacist
[ ] What project?
[ ] Manage Bueno Nacho
Your civilian identity has been Bueno Nacho's top performing manager for six years running, and you're not about to rest on your laurels just because you're the only manager in existence right now.
[ ] Try Talking to Shego
Somewhere, deep down, you know your sister has some good in her. Somewhere. Deep down. Maybe you can find it!
[ ] Do Good Deeds
Go around Doofania looking for people to help! Assist old ladies with crossing the street, get cats down from trees, maybe even stop a robbery or three! The people will love you!
[ ] Work for your evil boss
-[ ] Which project?
Your civilian identity has been Bueno Nacho's top performing manager for six years running, and you're not about to rest on your laurels just because you're the only manager in existence right now.
[ ] Try Talking to Shego
Somewhere, deep down, you know your sister has some good in her. Somewhere. Deep down. Maybe you can find it!
[ ] Do Good Deeds
Go around Doofania looking for people to help! Assist old ladies with crossing the street, get cats down from trees, maybe even stop a robbery or three! The people will love you!
[ ] Work for your evil boss
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Psychoanalyze
The first step to recovery is admitting Technor is right about everything. Despite the megalomania, Technor is a qualified therapist. Send him to talk to one of your employees to make sure they're still within two standard deviations of mental health. This can shed light on their issues or even reduce the burden of their manias for a short while!
[ ] Which employee?
[ ] Build a giant robot body
It's been too long since you've had some time to make a bigger body for yourself! Use your free time to construct a body worthy of TECHNOR, THE MECHANICAL MAN!
[ ] Build giant robot arms
Your robot body can't very well get anything done without arms, now can it?! Devote some time to constructing the arms!
[ ] Build giant robot legs
How can your giant robot stomp all over your enemies without legs?! Floating robots just don't have the same impact!
[ ] Work for Dr. Doof
[ ] What project?
The first step to recovery is admitting Technor is right about everything. Despite the megalomania, Technor is a qualified therapist. Send him to talk to one of your employees to make sure they're still within two standard deviations of mental health. This can shed light on their issues or even reduce the burden of their manias for a short while!
[ ] Which employee?
[ ] Build a giant robot body
It's been too long since you've had some time to make a bigger body for yourself! Use your free time to construct a body worthy of TECHNOR, THE MECHANICAL MAN!
[ ] Build giant robot arms
Your robot body can't very well get anything done without arms, now can it?! Devote some time to constructing the arms!
[ ] Build giant robot legs
How can your giant robot stomp all over your enemies without legs?! Floating robots just don't have the same impact!
[ ] Work for Dr. Doof
[ ] What project?
[ ] Bond with Dad
Ever since that Road Trip back in senior year, Max has made it a point to occasionally spend time with his dad. He's a real Goof, but he means well, and a little bit of boring fishing every now and again is a small price to pay. Just NO MORE POSSUM PARK. This will make Goofy very happy.
[ ] Go to see a Powerline concert
Getting to be on stage with Powerline was the highlight of your high school experience. Powerline has had an unexpectedly long shelf life for such a gimmicky act, so why not check out one of his concerts again? Who knows, he might even remember you.
[ ] Play some video games
It's been a while since you took some time for yourself, and this year has been a pretty good one for video games so far. Use some of your paycheck to purchase a nice new gaming rig and have some fun.
[ ] Job Shadow Russ
Agent Russ has shown you a glimmer of hope for a different kind of toonish antics; a world where you are not the butt of every possible joke. A world where you embrace what you are, and turn it to your advantage.
...Maaaan it sounds like a lot of work. But anything's better than this, right?
[ ] Work for the Doof
-[ ]Which project?
Ever since that Road Trip back in senior year, Max has made it a point to occasionally spend time with his dad. He's a real Goof, but he means well, and a little bit of boring fishing every now and again is a small price to pay. Just NO MORE POSSUM PARK. This will make Goofy very happy.
[ ] Go to see a Powerline concert
Getting to be on stage with Powerline was the highlight of your high school experience. Powerline has had an unexpectedly long shelf life for such a gimmicky act, so why not check out one of his concerts again? Who knows, he might even remember you.
[ ] Play some video games
It's been a while since you took some time for yourself, and this year has been a pretty good one for video games so far. Use some of your paycheck to purchase a nice new gaming rig and have some fun.
[ ] Job Shadow Russ
Agent Russ has shown you a glimmer of hope for a different kind of toonish antics; a world where you are not the butt of every possible joke. A world where you embrace what you are, and turn it to your advantage.
...Maaaan it sounds like a lot of work. But anything's better than this, right?
[ ] Work for the Doof
-[ ]Which project?
[ ] Look into wayward supers
You understand the tactics involved in finding supers that shy away from the limelight. There are limits to how far you're willing to go in order to uncover a super that doesn't want to be found, but your talents might do some good. Finding a villain who needs to be stopped or a hero at the end of their rope. You'll monitor the news for anything of note and report back to Doofenshmirtz.
[ ] Reinforce Kronos Corp contacts
There are still people in Kronos… sorry, Olympia that know you, and that means there are levers to be pulled.
[ ] Recruit new talent
Dr. Heinz has a lot of contacts that he hasn't followed up on. Take the liberty of following through on a few of them and hire some new talent. (Recruit one random hero from the rolodex if a number greater than 50 is rolled.)
[ ] Work for Dr. Heinz
-[ ] Which project?
You understand the tactics involved in finding supers that shy away from the limelight. There are limits to how far you're willing to go in order to uncover a super that doesn't want to be found, but your talents might do some good. Finding a villain who needs to be stopped or a hero at the end of their rope. You'll monitor the news for anything of note and report back to Doofenshmirtz.
[ ] Reinforce Kronos Corp contacts
There are still people in Kronos… sorry, Olympia that know you, and that means there are levers to be pulled.
[ ] Recruit new talent
Dr. Heinz has a lot of contacts that he hasn't followed up on. Take the liberty of following through on a few of them and hire some new talent. (Recruit one random hero from the rolodex if a number greater than 50 is rolled.)
[ ] Work for Dr. Heinz
-[ ] Which project?
[] Watch the Eggheads
Plus side of being daughter of the CEO means you get to see all kinds of restricted things. In this case, it means you're allowed to bring popcorn to the prototype testing sessions DEI is constantly running. It's always fun watching things explode, on purpose or otherwise. Who says science can't be interesting?
[ ] Job shadow Mirage
Dad suggested that you study under his secretary to see how good she is at all of her managerial duties. It sounds pretty boring to you, but who knows? Maybe you can make something out of it.
[] Take the SAT
You are going to college next year, after all. You're going to have to do this anyways, may as well get it over with now.
[ ]Work for dad
-[ ]Which project?
Ever since the incident with the witches, Dad has forbidden you from working on anything with even the slightest hint of risk involved. This includes everything his employees are being asked to do.
Plus side of being daughter of the CEO means you get to see all kinds of restricted things. In this case, it means you're allowed to bring popcorn to the prototype testing sessions DEI is constantly running. It's always fun watching things explode, on purpose or otherwise. Who says science can't be interesting?
[ ] Job shadow Mirage
Dad suggested that you study under his secretary to see how good she is at all of her managerial duties. It sounds pretty boring to you, but who knows? Maybe you can make something out of it.
[] Take the SAT
You are going to college next year, after all. You're going to have to do this anyways, may as well get it over with now.
-[ ]Which project?
Ever since the incident with the witches, Dad has forbidden you from working on anything with even the slightest hint of risk involved. This includes everything his employees are being asked to do.
Your new 'evil' boss is, and this is saying something, the weirdest person you've ever met. You're now absolutely sure you want to both troll him mercilessly and just stare at him for a few hours.
Locked
Ancient Mongolian warlords. Stuffy secret agents. Pompous supervillains. Exasperated interns. DEI is a smorgasbord of potential targets. This is gonna be fun.
Locked
[ ] Study magic with Feldrake
You can't remember the last time you sat down to study anything, but circumstances have changed. You need to be ready for the worst.
[ ] Find Marco
The Dickens told you that he's going to be over in New York in December this year doing some work for the Dracon mob. All you need to do is head over, slip in and and pick him up. Infiltrating a mob? Pshhh. As if it's the first time.
(Reward: Marco Diaz recruited as a hero unit; allows input on ???)
[ ] Study the Manual of Witchcraft and Alchemy
You got this cool book at the auction for the low low price of absolutely free, and it's just brimming with all sorts of dark magic and secrets. Take some time to give the thing a read and see what more you can learn.
[ ] Commit Identity Theft
The Devil was dumb enough to put his signature right under the 'About the Author' section, and you've been practicing it for weeks. Now that you can forge Lucifer's name, you can think of all sorts of cool things to get up to.
[ ] Work for Brocamas
The king of dirty money has a lot of work that needs doing, and he needs clever young youths to do it for him. Sometimes, when things fall off trucks, their owners come back. And there might be a misunderstanding. You know?
(Reward: Possible further contacts in the Magus Bazaar, Janna may obtain new magical items)
[ ] Do Stuff for the Doof
-[ ]Which Project?
[ ] Experiment!
Your evil Experiments are to being a scourge across entire spiral arm! Tinker in your workship and see what abomination you may create next!
Depending on the results of the roll, something great or terrible could come of this. Think of it as a second Inator roll weighted towards chaos.
[ ] Visit Graceland
GalFed nanny police were never letting you visit home of King! Well they cannot stop you anymore, can they? May as well be taking the beanstalk too.
[ ] Talk with fellow evil scientists
Your employer seems to know the importance of Evil Science. In fact, he has entire oddly named organization devoted to it! It should being time to share your genius with them. Who knows, perhaps they will not be being idiot country bumpkins.
[ ] (Experiment 625) Consume the world's greatest sandwich (Sandwich spoils on March/April 2017)
It calls to you.
[ ] Study odd scrolls
Silly evil scientist CEO accidentally left primitive data storage units in your lab other day with notes on ridikulus mythological creatures. You should probably return to hi…
Hey now. That is being interesting.
[ ] Work for fellow Evil Genius
-[ ] Which project?
Your evil Experiments are to being a scourge across entire spiral arm! Tinker in your workship and see what abomination you may create next!
Depending on the results of the roll, something great or terrible could come of this. Think of it as a second Inator roll weighted towards chaos.
[ ] Visit Graceland
GalFed nanny police were never letting you visit home of King! Well they cannot stop you anymore, can they? May as well be taking the beanstalk too.
[ ] Talk with fellow evil scientists
Your employer seems to know the importance of Evil Science. In fact, he has entire oddly named organization devoted to it! It should being time to share your genius with them. Who knows, perhaps they will not be being idiot country bumpkins.
[ ] (Experiment 625) Consume the world's greatest sandwich (Sandwich spoils on March/April 2017)
It calls to you.
[ ] Study odd scrolls
Silly evil scientist CEO accidentally left primitive data storage units in your lab other day with notes on ridikulus mythological creatures. You should probably return to hi…
Hey now. That is being interesting.
[ ] Work for fellow Evil Genius
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Instruct your Coworkers.
Being ze smartest person in the room is exhausting. Zankfully, you haf years of experience in pedagogy to fall back on, and plenty of udda people to teach ze joy of knowledge.
-[ ] Choose a hero unit
The benefits of this roll will change depending on the aptitude and temperament of the hero unit, as well as how much of a difference there is between Ludivine's stats and theirs.
[ ] Repair the Martian Robot
Ludwig may haf gotten ze Bootle Beetle when you separated, but you got ze robot! Right now though, he's not good for much of anyting udda dan some light housework. Thankfully, you just happen to be a genius!
[ ] Work for Dokta Doof
-[ ] Which project?
Being ze smartest person in the room is exhausting. Zankfully, you haf years of experience in pedagogy to fall back on, and plenty of udda people to teach ze joy of knowledge.
-[ ] Choose a hero unit
The benefits of this roll will change depending on the aptitude and temperament of the hero unit, as well as how much of a difference there is between Ludivine's stats and theirs.
[ ] Repair the Martian Robot
Ludwig may haf gotten ze Bootle Beetle when you separated, but you got ze robot! Right now though, he's not good for much of anyting udda dan some light housework. Thankfully, you just happen to be a genius!
[ ] Work for Dokta Doof
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Work on excavation tech
You had a pretty good thing going before you were forced to scrap it all, lest your technology fall into enemy hands. Now that you've been let out of villain jail on work release, you might gain some points with your boss by drafting up some plans for your rapid excavation technology. He'll still have to figure out how to decipher your notes, but at least it'll be a gesture of goodwill.
[ ] Build backup tunnels
You've still got a few antborgs left over, hiding out in your lowermost warrens. You could direct them to build an escape route out of the city, just in case the worst comes to pass. You're not keen on the idea of running away again, but with all the crazies around it's better to be safe than sorry.
[ ] Hang out with Janna
It almost feels natural to talk to a person.
You had a pretty good thing going before you were forced to scrap it all, lest your technology fall into enemy hands. Now that you've been let out of villain jail on work release, you might gain some points with your boss by drafting up some plans for your rapid excavation technology. He'll still have to figure out how to decipher your notes, but at least it'll be a gesture of goodwill.
[ ] Build backup tunnels
You've still got a few antborgs left over, hiding out in your lowermost warrens. You could direct them to build an escape route out of the city, just in case the worst comes to pass. You're not keen on the idea of running away again, but with all the crazies around it's better to be safe than sorry.
[ ] Hang out with Janna
It almost feels natural to talk to a person.
[ ] Look for a ninja master
Your last master was a fraud, and while Dr. Doofenshmirtz seems to be wise, he may not have quite as much knowledge in the field of magical ninja arts as you were hoping for. You should go out and seek a skilled master to study under!
[ ] Look for a worthy opponent
It's been too long since you've sworn vengeance on someone. Find a worthy opponent so you can find something to drive you to even greater heights!
[ ] Train the Vagabond Ninja
They're not exactly up to par with what a competent employer would expect. You should really get on that.
[ ]Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls
I TOLD YOU NINJA MAGIC WAS REAL!
Your last master was a fraud, and while Dr. Doofenshmirtz seems to be wise, he may not have quite as much knowledge in the field of magical ninja arts as you were hoping for. You should go out and seek a skilled master to study under!
[ ] Look for a worthy opponent
It's been too long since you've sworn vengeance on someone. Find a worthy opponent so you can find something to drive you to even greater heights!
[ ] Train the Vagabond Ninja
They're not exactly up to par with what a competent employer would expect. You should really get on that.
[ ]Study the Jo-Lan Scrolls
I TOLD YOU NINJA MAGIC WAS REAL!
[ ] Custom Design
You can design or upgrade a unique vehicle for another person, factoring in and accounting for their strengths and weaknesses. Good for missions abroad and action in the Tri-State Area.
[ ] Which hero?
[ ] Work on Personal Projects
While DEI has given you all sorts of new opportunities, and Doofenshmirtz certainly doesn't seem to be limiting your ability to do what you love, you have your own ambitions you've always wanted to work on.
[ ] Spend Time with Coworkers
Get to know your new colleagues in the DEI think tank and the various unique individuals Doofensmhirtz has attracted to his company.
[ ] Work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] What project?
You can design or upgrade a unique vehicle for another person, factoring in and accounting for their strengths and weaknesses. Good for missions abroad and action in the Tri-State Area.
[ ] Which hero?
[ ] Work on Personal Projects
While DEI has given you all sorts of new opportunities, and Doofenshmirtz certainly doesn't seem to be limiting your ability to do what you love, you have your own ambitions you've always wanted to work on.
[ ] Spend Time with Coworkers
Get to know your new colleagues in the DEI think tank and the various unique individuals Doofensmhirtz has attracted to his company.
[ ] Work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] What project?
[ ] Spread Chaos
See what mischief can be made somewhere other than your new home.
(Reward: Trouble caused for someone you don't like.)
[ ] Set off Fireworks
It's like Spread Chaos, but with less steps.
[ ] Train Janna
She's impressed you. And also, maybe, you want to get her back a bit. See if you can give Janna a few pointers on… creative uses of magic.
[ ] Work for the Odd Apothecary
-[ ] Which project?
See what mischief can be made somewhere other than your new home.
(Reward: Trouble caused for someone you don't like.)
[ ] Set off Fireworks
It's like Spread Chaos, but with less steps.
[ ] Train Janna
She's impressed you. And also, maybe, you want to get her back a bit. See if you can give Janna a few pointers on… creative uses of magic.
[ ] Work for the Odd Apothecary
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Study Kronos AI
Wendy's never had the chance to see what makes an Omnidroid tick before. Since she's going to be working on improving the field of robotics as a whole, it behooves you to have her caught up on what the competition is doing. Oddly, she seems quite familiar with Funtelligence work.
[ ] Study a Robot
You have several unusual robots on staff, at least one of which might be sentient. Who knows what Wendy could uncover in figuring out how that… you know, happened.
-[ ] choose a robot
[ ] Upload more on Buzztube
Wendy may be a real scientist at last, but she still cares a lot about her work educating children. She doesn't need to keep the videos flowing anymore to put ramen on the fold-out table, but she doesn't want to leave her Woweroos behind either! Put out some more good content to help the kids of tomorrow learn to love science.
[ ] Work for Doctor Doof
-[ ] Which project?
Wendy's never had the chance to see what makes an Omnidroid tick before. Since she's going to be working on improving the field of robotics as a whole, it behooves you to have her caught up on what the competition is doing. Oddly, she seems quite familiar with Funtelligence work.
[ ] Study a Robot
You have several unusual robots on staff, at least one of which might be sentient. Who knows what Wendy could uncover in figuring out how that… you know, happened.
-[ ] choose a robot
[ ] Upload more on Buzztube
Wendy may be a real scientist at last, but she still cares a lot about her work educating children. She doesn't need to keep the videos flowing anymore to put ramen on the fold-out table, but she doesn't want to leave her Woweroos behind either! Put out some more good content to help the kids of tomorrow learn to love science.
[ ] Work for Doctor Doof
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] ???
???
[ ] Work for Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
???
[ ] Work for Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Design a Lair
-[ ] Write-in a hero unit
Lairbuildin's what you do. And you're darn good at it. Seems like this Doofenshmirtz has a whole mountain of characters who could be doin' with their own private workspace.
Costs 1 income.
[ ] Work for the Supervillain
-[ ] Which project?
-[ ] Write-in a hero unit
Lairbuildin's what you do. And you're darn good at it. Seems like this Doofenshmirtz has a whole mountain of characters who could be doin' with their own private workspace.
Costs 1 income.
[ ] Work for the Supervillain
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Rule the Underworld
You're the prince of an entire dimension. You have stuff to do, as much as you wish you didn't.
This action will automatically be taken at least 3 turns per year.
[ ] Search for Star
You've never really had much luck before but apparently she was seen recently! ...ish.
[ ] Work for the Weird Guy
-[ ] Which project?
You're the prince of an entire dimension. You have stuff to do, as much as you wish you didn't.
This action will automatically be taken at least 3 turns per year.
[ ] Search for Star
You've never really had much luck before but apparently she was seen recently! ...ish.
[ ] Work for the Weird Guy
-[ ] Which project?
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
[ ] Work on an extra action?
[ ] Write In
Overclock Technor?
This will give Technor access to his full stats for this turn, but raise the DC of all non-Technor National Actions by 5.
[ ] Overclock Technor
[ ] Don't overclock Technor
Activate an Inator?
[ ] Activate an Inator
[ ] Don't activate an Inator
Assign an Item
Swap around who has what. Heroes will use items to the best of their ability and judgement.
[ ] Lord Feldrake (currently assigned to Janna)
-[ ] to whom?
Feldrake will only accept reassignment to someone with a higher Occult or better evil credentials.
Potion of Fire Breath (currently unassigned)
-[ ] to whom?
Single use item
[ ] Avatar of Feldrake (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
Assigning this item will take up the assigned character's turn
You may only assign this item to a character with an Occult score
[ ] Ruby Wings (currently assigned to Vanessa)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] XT9000 Jet Car (Currently assigned to Dr. Doof)
-[ ]To whom?
[ ] Jī Talisman (Currently assigned to Dr. Doof)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] Amur (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
[ ] Yáng Talisman (Currently unassigned)
-[ ] To whom?
There will be a twelve hour moratorium on voting.
Hawk's death has not been revealed to the public yet, so you have no way of knowing he died and no reason to investigate just yet.
Dennis cannot be assigned to the Jo-Lan Scrolls as his current master doesn't want him studying a competing curriculum.
Hego cannot be assigned to the Jo-Lan Scrolls because of his current attitude. He doesn't want to study, he wants to be a hero!
Dennis cannot be assigned to the Jo-Lan Scrolls as his current master doesn't want him studying a competing curriculum.
Hego cannot be assigned to the Jo-Lan Scrolls because of his current attitude. He doesn't want to study, he wants to be a hero!
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weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
New cards!
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Man moth looks like killer mothNew cards!
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
Well yes, he would. It's a picture of Killer Moth with sepia tone.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
coughs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! CALLED IT!
Daecl
CURSED BY THE DICE
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Can someone tell me that the DC is lower than in last turn? I thought it would and I don't want to bother with looking back.
- Location
- Florida
Nope, we need to study it first.
nkd1325
KNIGHT OF ORANGE
- Location
- AT HIS MAJESTY'S SIDE
We need to study the dimensional key as an DC 50 occult action. It knocks 60 off the DC for extradimensioninator though so that's great.
@Made in Heaven what about the Mongolian texts and relics we got in Xanadu?
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Check out Jumba's personal actions.
- Location
- The City of Tears, Hallownest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Interesting, could be a useful low dc intrigue action
Dammit monobrow!
Hey, wheres the DC reduction!
50 is good, but still pretty out of reach unfortunately.
oooooh, Its over here, BUUUUUT Low impact Ocult action for this turn (where we don't have many functional occult units, I think Tom could take this one) And knocks the dc of Otherdimensioninator down to 80!!!! thats HUUUUGE!
YEEEEEES, SANDVICH!!!!!!
Yes, Windmill slam.
Huh lots of useful stuff here, maybe even taking those SATs
Oh, guess we better get her on one of these, cuz she aint doing anything else.
Windmill SLAM, with Train with feldrake next turn.
ohohohoohoh I want, but first we must have dennis LEARN ITS SECRETS!!!
Huh, Jumba, maybe if he has an odd minute or two, but probably
should let Tobe do it first, Especially with that +5 Boost.
I think we might want to let my man do this at some point.
Huh, Maybe for next turn when she's finished goblin Foxing
SO many cool personal's she's not gonna get the chance to hit for at least three or four turns while she cleans up our AI backlog with that +60 learning.
Hah
Huh, could be useful after we MOVE! THAT! CASTLE!
Huh, not right now, but could be something
- Pronouns
- Male
Totally worth the money, perhaps after studying it we can have 625 eat it the turn after.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Forgot to include this when we were writing up the actions.
Sandwich actions must be taken before March/April 2017. It starts to spoil once it's removed from the vine creature.
Sandwich actions must be taken before March/April 2017. It starts to spoil once it's removed from the vine creature.
So any ideas?
I'm thinking of letting Max shadow Russ, Vanessa taking a look at what the egg heads are doing, Janna grabbing Marco, Jumba on his magik personal action, Letting Dennis look at the sandwich, Hego gets a lair to improve loyalty and feel like a hero, Lee spending time with our guys, Technor could work on his new bod, Doof spending time with some people for a loyalty bonus and some other stuff, and thats all I got right now.
I'm thinking of letting Max shadow Russ, Vanessa taking a look at what the egg heads are doing, Janna grabbing Marco, Jumba on his magik personal action, Letting Dennis look at the sandwich, Hego gets a lair to improve loyalty and feel like a hero, Lee spending time with our guys, Technor could work on his new bod, Doof spending time with some people for a loyalty bonus and some other stuff, and thats all I got right now.
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
We should have Vanessa do the SATs. It is important since she's still a student.
SolipsistSerpent
Endlessly Devouring
Let's face, Hego's not particularly successful in canon, either, so it's pretty in keeping with his character.
AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
[o] Try to Collaborate With Xanatos on an Issue
-[o] The Glooms
We're both interested. Let's set up a time share.
this is a joke
-[o] The Glooms
We're both interested. Let's set up a time share.
Nix's Warden
Welcome to Hades
- Location
- United States
@Made in Heaven Does Wendy's Trait activate for martial rolls regarding robots? Such as upgrading Norm Bots/Norm Prime?
- Pronouns
- He/Him
That's why we gave it to her yes. Arguing it procs on robot diplomacy or robot combat is going to be a harder sell.