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Well, now that we can vote i wanted to quote this post.
Send something along these lines(Content may vary dependings on our objectives). Modify the relevant parts to hit where Itachi is weak to and , here's the fun part send it to Naruto secretly, not Itachi, but Naruto. When Itachi comes knocking demanding answer, he wins the deception score against Naruto and finds out he's hiding something, but doesn't know what, then Naruto gives up the letter.
Itachi will know that Naruto is still hiding something, but he's an Hokage, he cannot reveal state secrets, so it's not like "you're hiding something" is the finishing move that is against us.
More importantly we give Naruto a way to make us missing-nin, but not filthy traitors that betrayed our country(as Hagoromo would absolutely claim): he can waive our expertly crafted letter (by Mari) around explaning how Leaf couldn't protect us from the Akatsuki or something, but not, i don't know, because we sacrificed children to Jashin or something like that.
I really like this. We should write a letter from the perspective of a Hazou who, lacking Primordial Sealing, had really given up on opposing the Akatsuki, stewing in despair. He goes off to research/relax, overcautious because of how his last major sealing failure turned out (bonus points if we can come up with some heartbreakingly prosocial motivation for what he was researching). He gets this missive from Itachi. He immediately interprets it as the Akatsuki wanting to kill him and all his friends, despairs further, gives up on Uplift and all his ideals, and just decides to take his family and hide in the wilderness forever.
Phrasing it this way would potentially exploit Itachi's psychology. He'd previously indicated that he has somewhat self-deprecating views towards the Akatsuki as a force of good in the absence of Pain. And, well, here he goes, clumsily breaking someone who might've been a force for good.
The advantage here is that this might introduce some doubt regarding whether Hazou must be hunted down. If we go missing as-is, that'd be pretty unambiguous. If we provide this explanation for why even an innocent Hazou would go missing at this point? Well, perhaps they devote 85% of the effort to hunting us down, compared to the amount of effort they'd devote without said doubt. That's pretty good.
Have Mari optimize the letter, and we'd hit Itachi with like a Deception 100 attack. It'll almost certainly work.
It's also almost completely risk-free. Send it by civilian mail addressed to the Tower, after we've exfiltrated the rest of Team Uplift, or send it to Condors/Turtles.
Send something along these lines(Content may vary dependings on our objectives). Modify the relevant parts to hit where Itachi is weak to and , here's the fun part send it to Naruto secretly, not Itachi, but Naruto. When Itachi comes knocking demanding answer, he wins the deception score against Naruto and finds out he's hiding something, but doesn't know what, then Naruto gives up the letter.
Itachi will know that Naruto is still hiding something, but he's an Hokage, he cannot reveal state secrets, so it's not like "you're hiding something" is the finishing move that is against us.
More importantly we give Naruto a way to make us missing-nin, but not filthy traitors that betrayed our country(as Hagoromo would absolutely claim): he can waive our expertly crafted letter (by Mari) around explaning how Leaf couldn't protect us from the Akatsuki or something, but not, i don't know, because we sacrificed children to Jashin or something like that.