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Warhammer Fantasy: Divided Loyalties - an Advisor's Quest

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Ranaldian Strategy
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    • SITB said:
    Someone with goog MSPaint skills should do the 'Mathilde Weber school of Karag Reclaiming' skit.

    Mathilde: "Your best bet is to be luckier than everyone else, it works for me so that's my advice. Also make sure that your enemies are in the middle of a civil war."
    Thorgrim: "But what if the Grobi unite and bring a large Waaagh?"
    Mathilde: "Letting the Grobi unite? That's a bad strategy son, plus it's gruesome. Just stick to being lucky."
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    Once again this feels like stealing, so once again it's perfect tribute for Ranald.
     
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    • A Complex Relationship
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    • Anton: Hi, I'm Anton!
    Mathilde: No! You're SUSPICIOUS.
    Anton: ??? :smile: ???
    Mathilde: ok nvm <3
    Johann: Hi, I'm Anton!
    Mathilde: No you're not! You're SUSPICIOUS.
    Johann: I am suspicious.
    Mathilde: AHA I KNEW IT.
    Johann: I'm going to study rat guns.
    Mathilde: AHA I KNEW IT.
    Johann: I'm going to punch and sneak.
    Mathilde: AHA I KNEW IT.
    Mathilde: u work for me now
    Johann: Cool
    Johann: I'm also covered in gold!
    Mathilde: how do all these fish keep jumping aboard
    Mathilde: I'm going to steal from rats
    Johann: I'm going to steal from rats
    Johann: yes
    Mathilde: yes
    Mathilde: LOOK AT ALL THESE BABBY WIZARDS they are mine now
    Mathilde: Tea party!
    Johann: (sips genteelly)
    Mathilde: More steal now.
    Johann: More steal now.
    Johann: I should get rat doggies
    Mathilde: We SHOULD get rat doggies!
    Johann: o. k.
    Mathilde: Here's a magic key to my place.
    Johann: owo
    PUNCHDWARF: PUNCH YES!
    Mathilde: PUNCH YES!
    Johann: PUNCH YES!
    Mathilde: Let's beat up rat nerds and take their things!
    Johann: Let's beat up rat nerds and break their things!
    Things: (HAPPENING)
    Belegar: Boy oh boy hunting pirates is boring but at least it beats being at home where things aren't happening.

    ...

    Yeah, I've been pretty much in the Johann-as-a-definite-maybe camp for a while now.
    Everything Mathilde and Johann do together seems to end up pure gold, literally, metaphorically and comedically.
     
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    • Heigh Ho Heigh Ho, It‘s Home From War We Go!!
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    • Heigh Ho Heigh Ho, It's Home From War We Go!!
    We did sneak steal shade slice lead judge smug
    In our Karak the whole day through
    To sneak steal shade slice lead judge smug
    It's what we like to do
    It aint no trick
    To get rich quick
    If ya punch steal sneak
    A gasmask or a flask
    In the Karak (echo: In the Karak)
    LOUDER: IN OUR KARAK (echo: IN OUR KARAK)
    Where a million Greenskins
    LONG: Diiiieeeeeeeeeeeee (die)
    We sneak steal shade slice lead judge smug
    From early night' til' morn
    We sneak steal shade slice lead judge smug
    Up everything in sight
    We take our time
    Then steal some more
    There's thousands to research... sometime
    And we don't know what we steal them for
    We sneak steal shade slice lead judge smug
    REPEAT
     
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