OK back tracking to distracting Homura via a date with Madoka.
Ultimately, we're trying to be honest with our friends, so we'd have to actually convince Homura, or tell her and disregard her objections. Then there's also Sayaka to consider.

Maybe we bring Oriko and have Sayaka be her Guard? Not her 'Protection' Guard, that's Kirika, but her 'I'm ready to stab you if you even breathe suspiciously' Guard.

Then Sayaka would be helping in putting Oriko to do something useful to make up for her sins! :V
 
Isn't that backwards? She's dying because she doesn't have a purpose, so she's rejecting her Wish.
Oriko is dying because she can't possibly conceive that her destiny can be anything less grand than making Hard Decisions for the sake of the world, and if that's not her destiny, then better that she dies for the sake of the world than lives for sunbathing less important.

What's that word for an overly dramatic middle schooler with delusions of having special super powers?
 
Oriko is dying because she can't possibly conceive that her destiny can be anything less grand than making Hard Decisions for the sake of the world, and if that's not her destiny, then better that she dies for the sake of the world than lives for sunbathing less important.

What's that word for an overly dramatic middle schooler with delusions of having special super powers?
[seriousanswer]Someone who hasn't found their place in the world. And to be honest, the way Hisaomi was raising her, she was gonna either succeed or end up as horribly depressed as she is right now.

It's gonna be hella hard to solve Oriko's problem without an adult figure there for her.[/seriousanswer]

A chuuni or something? :V
 
Mother of Madoka? : P
Junko? Actually, maybe Tomohisa would work better?

Or maybe a far more expendable involved family, the Mikis. If we have Oriko confess to them about burning down their home... this sounds like a terrible idea.

...
you can't shake the mental image of yourself with a curly little mustache either,
Maybe Sabrina with a mustache would do?

"..."

"Say it. Just say it."

"... I need an adult."

"I am an adult."
 
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Junko? Actually, maybe Tomohisa would work better?

Or maybe a far more expendable involved family, the Mikis. If we have Oriko confess to them about burning down their home... this sounds like a terrible idea.

Well if we tell them about the EVIL PLUSH TOY and the witches.... mitigating factors? ... wait I wonder if Oriko was trying to KEEP Sayaka from contracting? ... namely by killing her. I mean good goal... terrible execution.


and now I want Sayaka and Oriko to become friends to enjoy the irony... then turn the irony into tools to kill feathers.
 
Well if we tell them about the EVIL PLUSH TOY and the witches.... mitigating factors? ... wait I wonder if Oriko was trying to KEEP Sayaka from contracting? ... namely by killing her. I mean good goal... terrible execution.


and now I want Sayaka and Oriko to become friends to enjoy the irony... then turn the irony into tools to kill feathers.
"What the hell is happening..."

"I don't know..."

*Bites own fingers*



"Come on, let's try the arcade now."

"I do not think I would quite enjoy that."

"Nothing there can challenge me."

"..."

"..."

"Come on, don't be like that! It'll be fun to just hang out!"

"Why... do I have to 'hang out' with this person?"

*Side glare at Oriko*


"I ask the same."

*Turns up nose at the world*


"Because you're both my friends so I say you two are gonna be friends now! Come on!"

*Drags Homura and Oriko into the arcade*


"And how did that happen...?"



"You know, if anybody asks... this was my doing."

"Your doing?"

"Yes."

"Everybody being friends... however forcefully?"

"All of it."
 
Mmm... Just re-read a bit of an older update and found a somewhat familiar name:

"Pants, Homura," you tell her. "Is it just me, or do magical girls basically not wear pants? It's always skirts or stockings or something."

"Really, Sabrina?" Sayaka asks.

"Umm... Maybe they just like skirts better?" Madoka suggests.

Homura seems to give the question some consideration, her head tilting slightly.

"Seriously?" Sayaka asks. "Even you, transfer student?"

Homura gives her a gimlet stare, before looking at Mami. "One of the Tokyo girls?" she suggests.

Mami claps her hands together. "Ah! You're right, Homura! Uhh... Taniguchi, I think?"

Taniguchi, who's one of the meguca from North Tokyo who's Homura gave us as a candidate to recruit for Walpurgisnact... Supposedly wears pants... But Taniguchi Emi is...

Taniguchi Emi from North Tokyo, she's a..." She trails off, pursing her lips.

"Homura?" you prompt, raising a curious eyebrow.

"Do you know... the Touhou games?" she says, slowly and hesitantly.

"... yes?" you say, second eyebrow joining the first.

"Taniguchi likes to pretend to be Yakumo Yukari,"

... Yukariguca! Who shouldn't wear pants!

This is totally blackmail. She's breaking character.
 
Mmm... Just re-read a bit of an older update and found a somewhat familiar name:



Taniguchi, who's one of the meguca from North Tokyo who's Homura gave us as a candidate to recruit for Walpurgisnact... Supposedly wears pants... But Taniguchi Emi is...



... Yukariguca! Who shouldn't wear pants!

This is totally blackmail. She's breaking character.
Maybe they're relatives?
 
Maybe they're relatives?
The thought ocurred to me, but... well, there's also the possibility Mami got the name wrong, or that Firn hadn't thought about this particular meguca much back then, so I just went and assumed Yukariguca's not living up to her persona.

Because. :V

EDIT: Every time I see this picture I can't help but think Homu's so cute.



Can we have Brina pinch her cheek at some point? Next time we see her? It'd be payback for her doing the same to Chibi Brina!
 
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Mmm... Just re-read a bit of an older update and found a somewhat familiar name:



Taniguchi, who's one of the meguca from North Tokyo who's Homura gave us as a candidate to recruit for Walpurgisnact... Supposedly wears pants... But Taniguchi Emi is...



... Yukariguca! Who shouldn't wear pants!

This is totally blackmail. She's breaking character.
Or different characters with the same surname. :V
 
We never did come to a consensus on this, and there isn't much time left! Gogogo!
Arm/hand jokes and puns?

Bullying him into playing all sorts of songs for his public all day long?

Accusing him of stringing Sayaka and Hitomi along?

Making him fetch everybody's food, turning him into our butler for today?

Tell everybody but Sayaka and Hitomi to flirt with him? ... Nah, Madoka and Homura wouldn't go for it, and Nagisa's too young.
 
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