I wouldn't go that far. Have you seen her hair? Keeping that in braids was a crime against humanity.

Sabrina: *outlines how she knows about everything before they ever met, metabomb etc* so... Homura I have one question.
Homura: ... Yes?
Sabrina: WHY DID YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR IN BRAIDS! ;____; its soo pretty! and soft! *strokes Homura's hair*
Homura: ... .... .... ?___?
 
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Sabrina: *outlines how she knows about everything before they ever met, metabomb etc* so... Homura I have one question.
Homura: ... Yes?
Sabrina: WHY DID YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR IN PONYTAILS?! ;____; its soo pretty! and soft! *strokes Homura's hair*
Homura: ... .... .... ?___?
Excuse you! Homura wore braids, not ponytails! Ponytails are great, unlike braids, which suck.
 
Excuse you! Homura wore braids, not ponytails! Ponytails are great, unlike braids, which suck.

*Cue Sabrina getting everyone to do PT for team building or something*

*Homura walks up in gym clothes with her hair in a ponytail*

Sabrina: .... O. O *pictures Mami in a ponytail*

*passes out from nose bleed*

Homura: ..... ?___?
 
Give Chibi Brina a baton and a Grief Orchestra.

EDIT: BTW, Kyousuke's going to the picnic, right? Have we decided how we're gonna torment him? I mean, it's one guy and seven girls. I think there's a social obligation to pick on him. :V
 
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[Q] Go find Homura and Madoka.
-[Q] Grab Homura by the shoulders, look at her gently and tell her that the only thing she ever did wrong was to braid her hair and wear it like that. Aside from that, she's done nothing wrong, ever.
--[Q] Hug the Homu.
-[Q] Hug Madoka.
--[Q] Tell her she's got shit taste.
 
[Q] Go find Homura and Madoka.
-[Q] Grab Homura by the shoulders, look at her gently and tell her that the only thing she ever did wrong was to braid her hair and wear it like that. Aside from that, she's done nothing wrong, ever.
--[Q] Hug the Homu.
-[Q] Hug Madoka.
--[Q] Tell her she's got shit taste.

Homucifer



Did nothing wrong
 
Homucifer



Did nothing wrong

Special Page 666 omake:

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"Madoka...if it's for you, I will become the Devil itself. Nothing in this world will be allowed to disturb your happiness. I will destroy reason itself to--Sabrina, do you have to eat so loudly?"

"Doritos are good, man. But hey, I'm actually curious: Why didn't you wipe my memory with anyone else? I mean, besides my existing brain damage?"

"...Sabrina, can you control Love the same way you control Grief?"

"Probably not. I'll Science it for sure later though. Why?"

"...Do you think what I'm doing is wrong?"

"Uh. Objectively, I can't say. Like what all did you do, even? I mean Project 'Happy Normal Madoka' is something I can get behind but I'm pretty sure this can have huge cosmic repercussions or something. My knowledge doesn't extend that far, though."

"I see...Sabrina, I--

"You don't have to be alone, Homura. If you take one thing to heart, it's this. I'm sure everyone will understand, so...don't lock them all out with this mysterious devil chic thing. No matter what, I'm your ally." ... "...Oh no, what's wrong? Homura, don't resist the hug, friendship is-"

"You're getting Dorito dust all over my hair."

"Oh uh. Sorry. Grief shampoo coming right up!"

"Sabrina no--!"
 
"If Madoka's potential is increasing and its effects can reach across timelines... If nothing else, that'll change things. Could be a solution."

Exactly. Madokas potential increasing is only a problem if you frame it in the worst possible context, and even then that interpretation is iffy. The Incubator is great at doing that sort of thing, but if we approach it without actively trying to hurt Homura, she should be fine.
 
just had another thought on familiar!Chi-Brina.

CS: *jumps into Mami's arms* Momma!
M: *Mami exe. is not responding*
CS: *still cradled in Mami's arms, reaches out toward Sabrina* Momma!
S: *so many hugs* ... guess I'll have to tell Homu and Mado theyre grandmothers now...
 
just had another thought on familiar!Chi-Brina.

CS: *jumps into Mami's arms* Momma!
M: *Mami exe. is not responding*
CS: *still cradled in Mami's arms, reaches out toward Sabrina* Momma!
S: *so many hugs* ... guess I'll have to tell Homu and Mado theyre grandmothers now...
"Hello there, my name is Tomoe Mami. I used to have a sad, lonely life where I could only look forward to fighting monsters to fulfill a desperate need to feel useful.

"But everything changed when an amnesiac, white haired girl entered my life. Together, we've had adventures, made friends, and had a lot fun, though not without hardship.

"That was a long time ago, though.

"Today, I find myself a mother to the most wonderful eldritch little girl in the world.

"Did that sound weird? Well, let me tell you about...

"How I Married a Witch."
 
Homura's braids-and-glasses look was totes adorable. Whereas the long, straight hair she has these days plays very well into her "mysterious stranger" shtick. Which probably isn't doing her any favors in earning anyone's trust. :p

"Wow Homura, how did you know I had my Grief armor plates on?"
Y'know, this might not be a bad habit to get into. Just in case.
 
Y'know, this might not be a bad habit to get into. Just in case.
It's kind of bulky.*

... I wonder how much protection would afford an unnoticeably thin layer of solid Grief under our clothes.

Grief is preeeety tough, maybe even that thin a layer of Grief would be useful?

Probably unnecessary, though.

EDIT: *I mean, maybe we want to be known as MUSCLEGUCA, or something, I'm not hating. :p
 
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We are a necessary anomaly, an invasion in canon who for some reason desires to make everything alright.

I guess as long as we are stable enough, we are tolerable.

Some stories need fanfiction in which Canon tragedies are averted, lost lives are saved, and people written off as hopeless are rehabilitated.

The reason Fix Fics exist is becsuse they fulfill an actual need! And PMMM is a fiction that definitely does need fixing.
 
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