I'll just note that Sabrina's power is literally to control grief (aka misery, sadness, suffering, etc.) and leave it at that.
And yet we are stuck playing play-do and drain pump.

On the other hand, it's not like we want to increase the amount of misery in the world.

Idea for later: Removing grief from a cat or some other sentient non-contracted critter.
 
Mami is likely aware that Homura has a non-obvious power, simply because almost every MG has something non-obvious about her powers.

She also knows we know about Homura's power, because metabomb is over and done with. There was a reason I felt comfortable including it in a vote. Still not worth arguing over when it's solvable with a minor wording change, tho.
 
Reminds me the day before WPN attacks...

Sabrina needs to recreate the scene from the start of Patton.

I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a battle by dying for her city. She won it by making the poor, dumb witch die.

Girls all this stuff you've heard about Mitakihara girls not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the fight, is a lot of horse shit. Mitakiharians, traditionally, love to fight. All real Mitakiharians love the sting of battle. We all admired the Ojous, the best tea makers, the largest overkill of firepower, the strongest fighters. Mitakiharians love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Mitakiharians play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a girl who lost and laughed. That's why Mitakiharians have never lost and will never lose a fight, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Mitakiharians.

Now, an squad is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the message boards don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
Now, we have the finest food and training, the best spirit, and some of the best magi in the world. You know, by God I, I actually pity that poor witch we're going up against, by God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bitch we're going to cut out her living guts and use them to grease the edges of our blades! We're going to murder those lousy witch bitches by the bushel.

Now, some of you girls, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under pressure. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty.

The witches are the enemy of us all. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you scramble over the rubble that use to be some mall, you'll know what to do.

Now there's another thing I want you to remember: I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Witches do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto her by the nose and we're going to kick her in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of her all the time and we're going to go through her like crap through a goose.

All right, now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh... I will be proud to lead you wonderful girls into battle anytime, anywhere.

That's all.
 
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We are a necessary anomaly, an invasion in canon who for some reason desires to make everything alright.

I guess as long as we are stable enough, we are tolerable.
 
... and now she's giving me hugs...again.

Sabrina:*hugs Homura*
'Wait. She hugs me. She's... strange. She's uncomfortably close to being made out of Grief.

'She must be... a robot!'


"Hey Homura? You've been quiet for a while. Do you want me to stop hugging you- that tickles!"

*Pokes Sabrina around and behind the neck*

'... No strange ports. Damn.'


"What was that about?"

"... Nothing."
 
'Wait. She hugs me. She's... strange. She's uncomfortably close to being made out of Grief.

'She must be... a robot!'


"Hey Homura? You've been quiet for a while. Do you want me to stop hugging you- that tickles!"

*Pokes Sabrina around and behind the neck*

'... No strange ports. Damn.'


"What was that about?"

"... Nothing."
'Well, she's not a robot... What's next on the list?'

"Homura, why are you running your fingers through my hair?"

".... I'm checking Mami's response time."

"Oh. That makes sense."

'No cat ears either. So that's Cat Girl crossed off as well.'

"WHO TOUCHED MY 'BRINA!"

"Across town in five seconds. Way to go Mami!"
 
"All will fear my giant new gun!"

Mami: I am a Heavy Weapons Magical Girl... and *this*
[Camera pans out to show Mami atop the full automatic trio finale]
Mami: is my weapon.
[gestures grandly over the gun]
Mami: She weighs One hundred twenty one thousand five hundred nineteen kilograms and fires nine hundred millimeter, custom-summoned cartridges at twenty rounds per minute.
[looks intently at viewer]
Mami: This weapon puts out two hundred and fifty nine gigajoules of impact energy... in twelve seconds.
Mami: Some witches think they can outsmart me. Maybe,
[sniff]
Mami: maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
 
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