... I think my votes winning so no one else is doing an ACTUAL vote. :wtf:
 
[q] Here's the plan: We'll use my secret technique.
-[q] ...
--[q] RUN AWAY!!!

:V
But we can't leave the junkyard. :p

[COUNTERMEASURES ENABLED]

[HUG MODE: ON]

"HUG TACKLE!"

"What-"

*Hug tackles the Mumi*

"HOLY SHIT how did you do that, you moved so fast-"

*Shoots Sayaka*

"OW!"

"... Sayaka down."

"... I guess I asked for that. So..."

"..."

"They seem to be kind of tied up at the moment. Can we go on a Witch hunt?"

"OK...?"

"Great! Teach me, Homura-senpai!"

*Bluescreen*
 
But we can't leave the junkyard. :p

[COUNTERMEASURES ENABLED]

[HUG MODE: ON]

"HUG TACKLE!"

"What-"

*Hug tackles the Mumi*

"HOLY SHIT how did you do that, you moved so fast-"

*Shoots Sayaka*

"OW!"

"... Sayaka down."

"... I guess I asked for that. So..."

"..."

"They seem to be kind of tied up at the moment. Can we go on a Witch hunt?"

"OK...?"

"Great! Teach me, Homura-senpai!"

*Bluescreen*

JUST.AS.PLANNED.
 
*Sabrina runs at Mami dodging bullets*

*Sabrina prepares to swing*

*Pulls out a fishing rod with Chibi Mami tied at the end*

*Stops to marvel at hanging Chibi Mami*

*Swings rod around*

*Follows movement with her head*

"... It's actually working."

*Chibi Mami makes grabbing motions towards Sabrina*

*Hugs Chibi Mami*

*Taps Sabrina's shoulder*

"Tag, you lose."


"But do I lose, Mami? Do I, really?"

*Hugs Chibi Mami tighther*

You're so evil, planning to traumatize poor Homura.
 
*Sabrina runs at Mami dodging bullets*

*Sabrina prepares to swing*

*Pulls out a fishing rod with Chibi Mami tied at the end*

*Stops to marvel at hanging Chibi Mami*

*Swings rod around*

*Follows movement with her head*

"... It's actually working."

*Chibi Mami makes grabbing motions towards Sabrina*

*Hugs Chibi Mami*

*Taps Sabrina's shoulder*

"Tag, you lose."


"But do I lose, Mami? Do I, really?"

*Hugs Chibi Mami tighther*
 
Honestly, with only the vaguest idea of how the battlefield is laid out and no idea how Mami and Homura are going to maneuver once things start (stay together? split up? stay still? chase one of us? set up a pincer of their own?), we can't really get terribly detailed with the tactics.

I've been a bit reluctant on the "throw cars" idea because "throw a car at someone" feels like overkill for a spar. Somebody could actually get hurt. Plus it makes us the main focus of attention, whereas I thought the general idea was for Sayaka to be the decoy and lay down suppressing fire while we went for the flank.



... I think my votes winning so no one else is doing an ACTUAL vote. :wtf:
I have five votes. Redshirt has four.

Vote Tally : Puella Magi Adfligo Systema | Page 4051 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.7.4
[x] "So do we get airsoft guns, too, or are we just attacking you guys with our magical weapons?"
-[x] "...you guys are going to just be using airsoft, right? *gulp*"
[x] "Okay, Sayaka, our only real advantages here are flight and speed. We're going to break in opposite directions to divide their attention."
[x] "Fly low, move fast, keep cover between you and them as much as possible. We'll swing wide and try to hit Homura from both sides at once."
[x] "Fire near them to keep them off-balance. If your swords can do anything cool like explode, use that to create dust clouds and flashes to blind them. And if that lightshow you produce when you fly can move separately from you, use that as a decoy. If not, it's fine, just use speed, cover and suppressing fire."
[x] Do just that. If we have no airsoft, then throw warhammers at the ground with enough force to crater it and produce dust clouds to reduce their visibility.
[x] Grab something big to use as a shield as we make the final rush on Homura, throw a hammer at her feet as a decoy, and try to get close enough to glomp her if Sayaka's not already engaging her in melee.
[x] If we can take Homura out, try the same pincer maneuver on Mami.
[x] In the highly probable event that we lose despite our best efforts, accept it with good cheer, tell Sayaka she did well, and give mad props to whoever took us out.
[x] Whoever wins, congratulate everyone on a good match, high five Sayaka, hug Mami and tell her how awesome she was, and ask for feedback on our tactics and performance.
[x] Suggest that we change up the teams and go again.
No. of Votes: 5
The Narrator
Balduran
bird_poison
'Lement
UbeOne
[X] First things first, let's get some cover.
-[X] Take cover with Sayaka behind something big and heavy that you can pick up and throw reasonably quickly.
--[X] As you do, telepathy Mami and ask about rules. How many hits for an out?
[X] Alright. We have to try and single them out 2v1 to have a chance. Homura's melee's worse then Mami's, we'll try and start with her.
-[x] Closing in is gonna be tricky. Fire near them to keep them off-balance, and move as quick as you can as you do. I'll try and kick up some dust with my wings and hammer - if you can distract or blind them on the way in, try it. I'll use my soul gem radar to try and guide us in.
[X] Form mini-wings, then crouch and tilt them into the ground so you can launch dirt everywhere with them.
-[X] Pull out your hammer. See if you can streamline it a bit. Speed's more important then power here.
-[X] Nervously yell to Homura not to forget the airsoft guns.
-[X] To Sayaka: 'Move!'
-[X] Chuck your cover at Mami/Homura as a distraction, spray dirt everywhere to obstruct visibility.
[x] Close in on Homura first. Use the wings to help you maneuver. Keep Sayaka updated on positions as you do. If/when you close on Homura, try and keep your wings as a shield between Mami and the fight - obstruct her firing line.
-[x] If it works, try going for Mami.
No. of Votes: 4
Redshirt Army
Higure
Onmur
theauthor
[X] last 30 seconds and I'll show you how to make a chibi of yourself.
No. of Votes: 1
thagguy
[X] Throw and re-spawn your Hammers
[X] Try to split them up and keep them occupied dodging or deflecting your Hammers.
-[X] If it is allowed mix in hammers made of Grief that you can remotely control to keep harassing them.
[X] Have Sayaka create a shield with her swords and try to close in.
-[X] Have Sayaka focus on Homura
--[X] If Sayaka can get into melee with Homura close on Mami.
No. of Votes: 1
AramilOniasha
[X] Blink. Realize that Homura didn't give out the airsofts.
-[X] Hold up one finger to Sayaka.
--[X] "Ah, Homura, the weaponry? I can't believe we forgot."
No. of Votes: 1
Kaizuki
[X] Ok Sayaka, your better at Melee - try to grab their attention and DODGE. I will try flank around the side too.
-[X] Just remember not to focus down on the target, we have two opponents today after all... and don't rush into them your likely to just get shot up.
-[X] I'm also going to make you some cover
--[X] Use Hammer to fling cars into positions to create cover
-[X] Move as fast as you can, Use grief to move faster... anything really. The goal is to move as fast as you can to close in on Mami.
-[X] If you actually go get close enough use grief to make something like that ribbon bomb Mami has so when you get a hit on Mami it just ties her up.
--[X] Who are we joking, we're going to get tied up by Mami by the end of this along with Sayaka. *shrugs* at least it builds character.
No. of Votes: 1
DB_Explorer
Total No. of Voters: 13
 
well my plan is the best plan that has not NOT throwing cars at the Mumi : P
 
Mami: Bring Sabrina Back
Sabrina: Mami! I'm back.... D : *EMERGENCY HUGS*
Mami: *lets everything go back to normal*

Homura: ..... what the hell
 
Updating to include some of Redshirt's and DB's ideas:

[x] "So, what counts as an 'out' for this match? And do we get airsoft guns, too, or are we just attacking you guys with our magical weapons?"
-[x] "...you guys are going to just be using airsoft, right? *gulp*"
[x] "Okay, Sayaka, our only real advantages here are flight and speed. We're going to break in opposite directions to divide their attention."
[x] "Fly low, move fast, keep cover between you and them as much as possible. We'll swing wide and try to hit Homura from both sides at once."
[x] "They'll be trying to do the same thing to us, so don't get so focused on one that you lose track of the other. And don't just rush straight in, it gives them a clear shot at you."
[x] "Fire near them to keep them off-balance. If your swords can do anything cool like explode, use that to create dust clouds and flashes to blind them. And if that lightshow you produce when you fly can move separately from you, use that as a decoy. If not, it's fine, just use speed, cover and suppressing fire."
[x] Do just that. If we have no airsoft, then throw warhammers at the ground with enough force to crater it and/or use our wings to blow air across the ground to produce dust clouds to reduce their visibility. If there's a stretch with no cover, use our warhammer to punt something out there to make cover.
[x] Grab something big to use as a shield as we make the final rush on Homura. If we can summon a hammer with no head, do that: we need speed rather than smashing power. Try to throw a hammer at her feet as a decoy, and try to get close enough to glomp her if Sayaka's not already engaging her in melee. If glomping doesn't count as an 'out', put her in grief restraints.
[x] If we can take Homura out, try the same pincer maneuver on Mami.
[x] In the highly probable event that we lose despite our best efforts, accept it with good cheer, tell Sayaka she did well, and give mad props to whoever took us out.
[x] Whoever wins, congratulate everyone on a good match, high five Sayaka, hug Mami and tell her how awesome she was, and ask for feedback on our tactics and performance.
[x] Suggest that we change up the teams and go again.


Anything I missed?
 
If we weren't limiting magic use, I'd advocate the grief sandstorm, and make the very air into our cover.

Alas, that would be cheating.
 
Just thought that Kirika would be a awesome training buddy for learning to rely on your skills and not your magic. Random anti-magic pulses to keep you on your toes, while she tries to murderize the shit out of you.

Honestly I see no way for us to take out Mami in melee even if both us and Sayaka get in close enough that she can't use her rifles anymore. I mean she beat Sakura and Moe, both melee focused teleporters/speedsters just by being that good and that was a surprise attack.
 
The odds of winning are slim, but if we can at least put up a good fight and maybe take Homura out before Mami gets us, then I will be very proud of Sayaka.

Oh, I know what I forgot to do....

[Q] Have the Grief Orchestra play "Ride of the Valkyries" during the fight. :V
 
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