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There's a problem with the current fire and flank plan. We have no anvil to our hammer, nothing to keep the two in place and prevent them from repositioning again and again until the Junkyard's renamed Kite City.

By focusing on a single target, we leave our backs open to Mami unless we take Homura out real quick, which I doubt will happen. I say we let Sayaka fight Homura in a 1v1.

The latter will be so satisfied, she'll extend it for as long as possible, while Mami gains a -10 debuff to her dice rolls due to fighting the Sabs. :V
 
bird_poison said:
I can show you a nice series about giant robots* fighting terrifying creatures** to save*** humanity, and maybe then you will reconsider that statment.


*Not actually robots
**Technically human
***Forcefuly removing individuality and liquifying their physical bodies.
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We Do (NOT) Want A Brinaquarium.

Brinaclones should be raised in pods.

Hannz said:
There's a problem with the current fire and flank plan. We have no anvil to our hammer, nothing to keep the two in place and prevent them from repositioning again and again until the Junkyard's renamed Kite City.

By focusing on a single target, we leave our backs open to Mami unless we take Homura out real quick, which I doubt will happen. I say we let Sayaka fight Homura in a 1v1.

The latter will be so satisfied, she'll extend it for as long as possible, while Mami gains a -10 debuff to her dice rolls due to fighting the Sabs. :V
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We'll have to make due with throwing distracting debris and getting Mami in Homu's line of fire and viceversa.

We're just too outclassed for a proper 2v2.
 
theauthor said:
You and Homura become friend because of a pile of insanity that is called "sabrina"
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*many years later*

Homura: When *did* we become friends
Sayaka: .... the chibis
Homura: ... Chibis? .... oooh yeah.
Sayaka: A cheers - to Sabrina's weirdness, for bringing us together. - also drink quick we can't be late for the wedding.
Homura: .......... *flat look* *takes out shield*
Sayaka: ... oh right....

Torgamous said:
Mami will do that no matter who we rush. Rushing is a bad plan.
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Hug Mami! She'll never expect it!

Then when we're hugging her poke her and go 'your it'

bird_poison said:
Quick sufficientvelocity, we must provide Sabrina with all our battle knowledge! I can give a few poor Taekwondo kicks.
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I can provide basic use of the 9mm Bretta, M16, assorted take downs unarmed and with a baton and security procedures.

Oh and how to operate a Mk 45 lightweight 5 inch gun

UbeOne said:
Where is Mami in the thread?
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... don't know...
 
Hannz said:
Mami gains a -10 debuff to her dice rolls due to fighting the Sabs. :V
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theauthor said:
Just don't say things like "don't hold back" or "give it everything you got" because it will lead to a 20 buff instead.
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Mumiquest

You are MAMI TOMOE, and you're about to spar. Your best friend and maybe more, SABRINA JUST SABRINA, has just ducked behind an old car wreck along with SAYAKA MIKI.

You turn to your partner, HOMURA AKEMI, and with a nod of understanding, both pull out your weapons. With a twist of concentration, you form a musket loaded with a much softer shot then you normally use. AKEMI, on the other hand...


Hmm. You didn't realize they made airsoft chainguns.

SABRINA's voice pipes up in your mind. Say, Mami, what's the scoring system? How many strikes till you're out?

HOMURA, however, answers before you can. Keep going until you can't take any more hits. First group to surrender loses. It might be your imagination, but you think she's faintly smiling as she says it, a tone of mirth in her voice.

SABRINA seems slightly discomfited by the response. O-oh.

You're just about to reassure her when she suddenly shouts. "Homura, you're using airsoft, right!?" She doesn't wait for a reply before suddenly throwing the car hulk off to the side, a spray of dirt temporarily shielding her from view.

HOMURA's lips twitch ever so slightly upwards as she spins up the barrels of her gun, firing into the dust cloud. Yes, I am.

(X) Shoot Sabrina. Her distraction attempt was cute, but you can still easily track her.
(X) Shoot Sayaka. Her frantic dodging of Homura's minigun is actually not entirely ineffective. With your fire added, she'll definitely be pinned down.
(X) Move to intercept. It looks like they're trying to focus on Homura, considering her the easier target. They're right~! Throw a wrench in their plans.
-(X) Intercept Sabrina.
-(X) Intercept Sayaka.
(X) Write-in.
 
I have this great Pan cooked steak recipe we can use to distract Mami with planning tonights dinner with...

Sabrina: Oh Mami, I had an idea... we could cook steak tonight.
Mami: ... *dodges*... thats a little pricey
Sabrina: But but... steal ;____; ... *dodges Homura's fire*
Mami: ... ok umm but what do we pair that with? Potatoes maybe or perhaps - eeep
Sabrina: *hugs Mami* ...... gotcha
Mami: ... got me.
Sabrina: Yay *pecks Mami on the cheek*
Mami: *goes still and turns red*
Homura: *stands agape*
Sayaka: ..... ..... ..... ..... .... *stock still*
Sabrina: ... this is not a day dream is it?
Sayaka: .. ... NO NO ITS NOT
 
Redshirt Army said:
Mumiquest

You are MAMI TOMOE, and you're about to spar. Your best friend and maybe more, SABRINA JUST SABRINA, has just ducked behind an old car wreck along with SAYAKA MIKI.

You turn to your partner, HOMURA AKEMI, and with a nod of understanding, both pull out your weapons. With a twist of concentration, you form a musket loaded with a much softer shot then you normally use. AKEMI, on the other hand...


Hmm. You didn't realize they made airsoft chainguns.

SABRINA's voice pipes up in your mind. Say, Mami, what's the scoring system? How many strikes till you're out?

HOMURA, however, answers before you can. Keep going until you can't take any more hits. First group to surrender loses. It might be your imagination, but you think she's faintly smiling as she says it, a tone of mirth in her voice.

SABRINA seems slightly discomfited by the response. O-oh.

You're just about to reassure her when she suddenly shouts. "Homura, you're using airsoft, right!?" She doesn't wait for a reply before suddenly throwing the car hulk off to the side, a spray of dirt temporarily shielding her from view.

HOMURA's lips twitch ever so slightly upwards as she spins up the barrels of her gun, firing into the dust cloud. Yes, I am.

(X) Shoot Sabrina. Her distraction attempt was cute, but you can still easily track her.
(X) Shoot Sayaka. Her frantic dodging of Homura's minigun is actually not entirely ineffective. With your fire added, she'll definitely be pinned down.
(X) Move to intercept. It looks like they're trying to focus on Homura, considering her the easier target. They're right~! Throw a wrench in their plans.
-(X) Intercept Sabrina.
-(X) Intercept Sayaka.
(X) Write-in.
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(X) Drink tea.
-(X) ...
--(X) You're done with the tea. TIme to kick ass.
---(X) Tag Homura. It's your turn now.
----(X) Poor girls, what have you done with them, Homura?
-----(X) Give them five minutes to rest and a nice cup of tea in the meanwhile.
------(X) It's only fair.
-------(X) ...
--------(X) Five minutes done. Kick ass time.
 
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