We have the picnic tomorrow right??

I have openly considered sleeping in a timestop between now and then. I am beginning to think that that is going to be more than a joke scenario.

Edit: I have to get off for... either ~45m or the night. If thread comes up with a complete critiqued vote in the meantime, we can just shift the entire wagon onto it? I like @Redshirt Army simplification, but it lacks a couple of @Sereg's suggestions if nothing else.
 
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I have openly considered sleeping in a timestop between now and then. I am beginning to think that that is going to be more than a joke scenario.

Edit: I have to get off for... either ~45m or the night. If thread comes up with a complete critiqued vote in the meantime, we can just shift the entire wagon onto it?

The bandwagon is yours. If you won't be able to steer it, give someone else the reigns.
 
[X] I didn't have a choice.

I don't think this is true.

Otherwise, I like the general idea. Possible merger vote:

[] (Watch your gem and Mami's. Cleanse yours as necessary, ask Mami before cleansing if possible.)
[] I was scared, and confused, and I wanted to tell you but I didn't know how. At first, I was just trying to keep this away from Kyuubey, but after it was gone... you were so hurt. And I hurt you too, and even by then, you're so much more than a friend to me, Mami, that I couldn't bear to do that again.
[] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.


Edit: I'm not attached to the cleansing part, that can be changed as necessary.

Edit: Alternative cleansing:

[] (Watch your gem and Mami's. Cleanse yours as necessary, ask Mami before cleansing if her gem gets over 60%. If she refuses, ask her to use a grief seed. If she refuses again, break to vote. If Mami interrupts or asks a different question, break to vote.)

Edit: Changed "after he left" to "after it was gone" to make avoid emphasizing the leaving-friends aspect.
 
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METABOMB VOTE: 2016
With your host, DB_Explorer.

The Analysis you need, the hugs you want.
 
Shit k.

[X] Onmur

I'll be back.
Ehhhh... shit I don't actually have a recent vote, let's go with this until someone else votes better.

[X] Keep cleansing yourself and ask to cleanse Mami when her Soul Gem starts getting dangerously high; if she doesn't want you to cleanse her, ask her to use a Seed, and if she gets to dangerous amounts of corruption, cleanse her anyway.
[X] I didn't have a choice. I wanted to, but Kyuubey was here, and I can't let it find out what I know. I thought after it was gone, maybe I could tell you... but I hurt you, so much that I couldn't bear it to do it again.
-[X] I should have, I really should have come clean, but by then I realized you were so much more to me than a friend, that I just couldn't bring myself to hurt you again. Not like this. Not like now.
-[X] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.
 
I don't think this is true.

Otherwise, I like the general idea. Possible merger vote:

[] (Watch your gem and Mami's. Cleanse yours as necessary, ask Mami before cleansing if possible.)
[] I was scared, and confused, and I wanted to tell you but I didn't know how. At first, I was just trying to keep this away from Kyuubey, but after it was gone... you were so hurt. And I hurt you too, and even by then, you're so much more than a friend to me, Mami, that I couldn't bear to do that again.
[] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.


Edit: I'm not attached to the cleansing part, that can be changed as necessary.

Edit: Alternative cleansing:

[] (Watch your gem and Mami's. Cleanse yours as necessary, ask Mami before cleansing if her gem gets over 60%. If she refuses, ask her to use a grief seed. If she refuses again, break to vote. If Mami interrupts or asks a different question, break to vote.)

Edit: Changed "after he left" to "after it was gone" to make avoid emphasizing the leaving-friends aspect.
The 'I didn't have a choice' is more about how, at quest start, we didn't really know how much of our metaknowledge was valid for this verse (we still don't really know), how it might alienate others, and what would KB do if it found out.

Saying we had a choice is kind of like saying everybody has a choice to shoot themselves in the foot...

And I think any 'short and to the point' answer should get something like a 1000 extra points to it as a start to this vote; even thought it's hard to give a concise, fast answer to Mami's 'question', I think it's necessary in order to keep her from lashing out further while we're trying to explain.

(Also we totally decided to forgo secrecy in Perditur Systema. How'd that pan out? :V)
 
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The 'I didn't have a choice' is more about how, at quest start, we didn't really know how much of our metaknowledge was valid for this verse (we still don't really know), how it might alienate others, and what would KB do if it found out.

Given what we knew then, at the beginning, we might not have been able to make a better choice. But answering "Why?" with "I didn't have a choice." feels like we're trying to dodge any blame. It becomes clear after a few sentences that we're not, and that later we definitely did have more of a choice, but we shouldn't open so defensively.

And in the interest of getting as quickly as possible to the "more than a friend" part, these lines should be merged:

but I hurt you, so much that I couldn't bear it to do it again.
-[] I should have, I really should have come clean, but by then I realized you were so much more to me than a friend, that I just couldn't bring myself to hurt you again.

I tried to join them in my potential vote, though you can do it another way if you'd like.
 
Bam.

[x] If Mami's soul gem gets >60% full ask to cleanse it.
-[x] If she says no, ask her to get a grief seed. If she says no and refuses to get a grief seed, ask again with additional emphasis and break to voting if she refuses again.
[X] I didn't have a choice. I wanted to, but Kyuubey was here, and I can't let it find out what I know. I thought after it was gone, maybe I could tell you... but I hurt you, so much that I couldn't bear it to do it again.
-[X] I should have, I really should have come clean, but by then I realized you were so much more to me than a friend, that I just couldn't bring myself to hurt you again. Not like this. Not like now.
-[X] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.
Oh hai.

I haven't been that involved this round, and I'm going to sleep soon, so I pass this vote:

[X] Redshirt Army

Couldn't we lower the threshold to 40%, thought? It's Mami's life we're talking about, and this shit grows exponentially fast.
 
...I just spent like 10 minutes trying to nitpick my vote, and I basically ended up with Julian's combovote.

[q] Julian Bradshaw

:V

[x] If Mami's soul gem gets >50% full ask to cleanse it.
-[x] If she says no, ask her to get a grief seed. If she says no and refuses to get a grief seed, ask again with additional emphasis and break to voting if she refuses again.

[x] I was scared, and confused, and I wanted to tell you but I didn't know how. At first, I was just trying to keep this away from Kyuubey, but after it was gone... you were so hurt. And I hurt you too, and even by then, you're so much more than a friend to me, Mami, that I couldn't bear to do that again.
[x] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.
 
[q] Convene a council of peers in your head and bring a motion to debate Mami Tomoe to the floor.

OK so before the joke votes overwhelm every can anyone summarize the assorted points and positions offered?
 
OK so before the joke votes overwhelm every can anyone summarize the assorted points and positions offered?

Voting principles - all valid Metabomb votes must, in my eyes, meet these standards.

• We shouldn't lie, through omission, implication, or otherwise, during the metabomb.
• The vote should be concise, and we should be ready for it to be interrupted very early on if Mami reacts unpredictably.
• The vote should answer Mami's question/plea of "Why?".

Through thread consensus, it was determined that the honest answer to why we initially didn't tell Mami was:
• QB Interdicted Knowledge
• It's pretty weird, okay?!?

Unfortunatly, the exact moment Mami became cleared for knowledge that must not reach QB is the moment she got traumatized, so we put off the Metabomb until we thought she wouldn't snap when we told it to her. And then stuff just kept piling up: Feathers and Sayaka and Oriko's soul imploding...

So the current vote tries to hit all those points and phrase an honest explanation in a way that keeps Mami as calm as we can manage. Suggestions welcome, but time grows ever shorter.
 
Emergency edit:

[x] If Mami's soul gem gets >50% full ask to cleanse it.
-[x] If she says no, ask her to get a grief seed. If she says no and refuses to get a grief seed, ask again with additional emphasis and break to voting if she refuses again.
[x] CLEAN YOUR OWN GEM.

[x] I was scared, and confused, and I wanted to tell you but I didn't know how. At first, I was just trying to keep this away from Kyuubey, but after it was gone... you were so hurt. And I hurt you too, and even by then, you're so much more than a friend to me, Mami, that I couldn't bear to do that again.
[x] But it was so much worse to keep lying, because then I'd have to keep lying forever. Because I don't want to leave. I want to stay, and live with you.
 
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