Merry Christmas!

Also, while we're on the topic, we definitely are not Jesus because we weren't born on the 25th of December! We were born on May 1st March 28th May 19th.

...With the inclusion of time-travel shenanigans the chances are non-zero.
 
Huh. Didn't know that. Thanks.

ANYWAYS, this means there's a one in 366 chance that Sabrina was born on the same day as Jesus! This is not, I repeat, NOT looking good for our Not-Literally-Megumessiah argument right now.

:V
But...we know when Sabrina was born. Don't we?

We legally should have a date printed on our totally legal papers and then there's the date on which we appeared.
 
But...we know when Sabrina was born. Don't we?

We legally should have a date printed on our totally legal papers and then there's the date on which we appeared.
I mean, we technically don't. May 19th is referenced as a random unimportant date in-universe and we don't know if we were born on May 1st (When Madoka made her wish) or March 28th (When we first appeared in this timeline). Of course, neglecting other possibilities where Sabrina was born on another date and then time-travelled to March 28th.

Either way, it's all just stupid unhelpful semantics that I abused to make a stupid unfunny joke that I already regret making.
 
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