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- uk
Or an earth-element ninja making artificial borders during the previous ninja war
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
Or an earth-element ninja making artificial borders during the previous ninja war
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- Kiev, Ukraine
Large amounts of fast-moving water is not that fast to freeze and Akane's EM can melt glaciers pretty easy
Or an earth-element ninja making artificial borders during the previous ninja war
I doubt the entire Rock village's combined forces would suffice to make ravine this big and deep. Can someone count how long it is?
[X] Action Plan: Operation Fluid Dynamism
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But it sounds like the source starts in Rain, that could be miles away from the bridge.
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- Kiev, Ukraine
Even still water would take about half an hour to freeze at -10°C and even then it would only be the upper layer that is frozen. Even if part of this moving mass of water freezes on the way it will just add to the impact on the bridge's supports. Moreover, the weather is more to our advantage since frozen ground will be less prone to sucking water, so we will have more water compared to dry and above freezing weather.
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Akane's EM is lvl20 which means she can heat the air for up to 100°C for up to 200 minutes. We build a dam using force walls, Akane heats glacier to melt, when we destroy the dam all the water flows and not freezes again (not to mention that it would be pretty hot for a winter; even taking into account loss of heat to the surroundings, I don't think it would be less than 30-50°C)
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
Implemented to change to "redirecting a river through the canyon"
Perfect, they've saved us the trouble of damming up the riverOr an earth-element ninja making artificial borders during the previous ninja war
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- Yes.
You know, it would really suck if this resulted in massive flooding and loss of life from Rain to Grass to Fire.
(Pssst: Paper can be folded)
Hazou would be mildly better at calibration of the drop, but Akane has more versatility.
It's arguable which to send, but mostly I want to see things go boom and set fires IC rather than just hearing about it.
Edit: Also even if we have an Aburame whose bugs can get close, dropping rocks to start an earthquake is still great cover. (Also it's fun :>)
Edit 2: I'm a little giggly about how the most !FUN! plan, might actually be the most reasonable. Or it might just be the sleep dep, but still💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥
Sleep deprivation is only a problem until you hit the island of lucidity and your brain stops trying to maintain synchronization. Just be sure to keep watch for spontaneous perceptual neglect as regions individually go offline, particularly while driving.
Also infections. Usually epidermal at first. Have some Cipro on-hand.
Just to be clear, this is the massive canyon gouged by the river originating in the Land of Rain, yes?
This? This is the reason you haven't been promoted to GM yet.
Get out.
We should really stop assuming this. Early-game Mari was perfectly happy to murder Keiko's teammates as long as she didn't remember it.
Reminder that Kagome has stealth on par with the awareness of an elite-jounin infiltration specialist and literally invented skywalkers.
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
Give me an hour to get back to my computer and I can fix this by specifying that we set a time delayed seal at the redirect point to mostly restore the natural path of the river(s). This should be able to minimize the consequences of this run.
if it's seasonally dry, then there's even less problem.
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Does Hazou and the team we're taking know enough about how to redirect rivers in order to do this properly?
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- Yes.
Not all civilian settlements are gonna be put on Leaf's map. The system starts in Rain and moves through Grass, and who knows how many branches exist.
Team Uplift: "We're here to fix the world!"
Kage: "I need you to destroy purely civilian vital infrastructure to prevent our potential adversaries from feeding their most needy for geopolitical convenience."
Team Uplift: "Is there any way we can escalate this into a region-wide civilization-destroying ecological catastrophy?"
Kage: "I don't see why not..."
Team Uplift: "Great! Where are we on those pox blankets?"
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- Somewhere over the rainbow
nvm it'll probably take me another hour or two.
Branches don't come off of rivers; they flow into rivers*
*Excluding extreme edge cases
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We're here to optimize the world, not its people.
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Agony that desires to meet Extinction
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- Adrift between sanity and madness
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- Shrug
These are the words of a man that is afraid to reach high, higher, and ever higher.
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- The Maple Syrup Mountains
Also our game plan pretty much boils down to 'go all in on Leaf and make it win so that we can finally end this horrid game of death and start improving the world'.
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- Yes.
He's our demolitions expert and we can't make implosion seals.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Get. Out.
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I'm sorry, son. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Plans which include the possibility of Hazou leaving Leaf and destroying the bridge within the update should finish some time critical things first like:
- assign someone to bond with yuno
- assign someone to adopt Haru
- Talk to Asuma (he's right there) about compensation for the Oro estate
- Ask Asuma why want Kagome (his OPSEC explosives?, his knowledge of construction?, to make Kagome happy?). better informed means can do mission better
- hire akane's dad as secretary. We need one, pay him ludicrous money, guilt him by saying this will help the clan and by extension Akane a lot
- Keiko sent messages to Grandmaster F, the Crows, and the Sharks. Any reply? High OPSEC!
What do you mean make it win? If you mean diplomatically breaking a bridge might not help. If you mean militarily Leaf is weak right now, it will be difficult to make it the most powerful nation. And we'd need to do it insanely quickly or else all the other nations will gain up on us like Whirlpool and Akatsuki.
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Kagome can make implosion seals without being there.
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And if the payload we bring with us is damaged somehow?
[x] Action Plan: Mutually Beneficial Cooperation
- we are loyal leaf ninja and will do as ordered to help Leaf. But is antagonizing Rock really best for Leaf?
- Was it really Rock that did the attack?
- No one was acting like they would attack anytime soon before the attack.
- Everyone was furthering long term goals.
- Hiashi using the scroll as a carrot instead of immediately increase Leaf's combat strength.
- Him making all those deals with clans to improve their long-term future instead of dealing with immediate threats.
- If Rock did it why didn't they attack immediately?
- What if Akatsuki attacked us?
- Jiraiya himself told us he would like it if we could live in a world of cooperation but the lack of trust made that difficult. For the first time in a long time there is goodwill between the villages, when we went to attack Akatsuki. Don't you remember fighting with <insert rock ninja name>.
- For the past few centuries civilization has been declining with humanity attacking each other. Do you want your descendants to eventually be killed from chakra beasts when by chance there are no ninja in a generation. Even in the near present, Leaf is especially vulnerable to the status quo of fighting and distrust due to its diminished military strength.
- If renting land to Rock does not make us seem weak to other nations, why not do it without sabotage? We can't consume as many food/luxury items with our diminished population so we aren't even making good use of that land. It could cement Rock as a strong ally to Leaf, to defend against other nations thinking of extorting us.
- Are we still planning to spread plague? We could lose the support of Tsunade, who once said plagues have no borders. How would she react to us deliberately spreading plagues?
- Even if the plan succeeds and Rock retreats, they still have no land. They will take it one way or another, so we would only push our conflict with Rock to the future. If they ever discover our sabotage the war faction in Rock would completely overtake the peace faction, and any restraint they are currently showing would be removed. And we do not have the strength to defeat Rock.
- If the plan is to completely decimate Rock with the plague so that Leaf can destroy them militarily afterwards than it is high risk. If it doesn't weaken Rock enough Leaf will be destroyed.
- Akatsuki is still out there. Their motto was to let them bring peace or they would kill you. If Rock did attack us Akatsuki might ally with us to punish Rock. But if we antagonize Rock back than Akatuki might attack us too.
- Could we engage in cooperative negotiations? That is the Will of Fire no? Example speech:
- Tell the Rock nin we are grateful for their help and remember the camaraderie displayed against Akatsuki. We realize their desperate need for land and food and would be glad to help them. We don't want anyone to starve. But we are worried about displaying weaknesses to other nations. Could we rent the land to them instead at low rates? What is it they want from land actually? If luxury goods we could skip the middle man and offer trade deals. We offer goods and they offer ninja manpower. We could offer them pangolin services to reduce their chakra beasts and increase their food (tell Council about the pangolin hunting idea). We could tell them our land clearing ideas to make the cost of food virtually free. Do they have ideas for how we can mutually help each other without other nations viewing Leaf as weak?
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