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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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I knew there was a reason I didn't trust him!


Here's a picture the Doofania Fire Department obtained of Fiery the Fire Hydrant, caught red-handed. Well, red-everything-but-handed.
 
Look, if you wanted a bomb removal squad, you should have said that.

~Unsong's Dylan Alvarez, and also this thread, probably.
 
Made in Heaven said:
Hego's not made out of porcelain. He's got super strength and durability. Not Superman-level, of course, but he's not going to instantly shatter if he trips and falls down.
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Respectfully, it's because Shego put the fear of Shego into the thread that they're so paranoid about using him. You might need to have her chew out Heinz for not using Hego to his full potential to counteract their excessive level of caution.
 
Fire-Hydrant-Inator (Good) - You think you may have some Toon ancestry in your veins, somehow. First there was that time you did the whole "leave a dust cloud in the shape of you behind when you run away" gag, without actually running away, and now there's the time you painted a fire hydrant blue as a joke, called it an Inator, and it started spitting fire everywhere. It's, it's actually, uh, quite concerning, to be honest with you. (Fire hydrants in Doofania can now shoot fire as well as water. Enemy Martial actions made against Doofania receive a permanent -5 malus. The bad Fire-Hydrant-inator is removed from the Inator table.)

Fire-Hydrant-Inator (Bad) - You think you may have some Toon ancestry in your veins, somehow. First there was that time you did the whole "leave a dust cloud in the shape of you behind when you run away" gag, without actually running away, and now there's the time you painted a fire hydrant blue as a joke, called it an Inator, and it started spitting fire everywhere. It's, it's actually, uh, quite concerning, to be honest with you. (Fire hydrants in Doofania now shoot fire instead of water. You receive one moderate loss of income, plus an additional mild loss of income every turn until a Nemesis Action is undertaken to repair the fire hydrants. The good Fire-Hydrant-Inator is removed from the Inator table.)
 
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AProcrastinator said:
Fire-Hydrant-Inator (Good) - You think you may have some Toon ancestry in your veins, somehow. First there was that time you did the whole "leave a dust cloud in the shape of you behind when you run away" gag, without actually running away, and now there's the time you painted a fire hydrant blue as a joke, called it an Inator, and it started spitting fire everywhere. It's, it's actually, uh, quite concerning, to be honest with you. (Fire hydrants in Doofania can now shoot fire as well as water. Enemy Martial actions made against Doofania receive a permanent -5 malus. The bad Fire-Hydrant-inator is removed from the Inator table.)

Fire-Hydrant-Inator (Bad) - You think you may have some Toon ancestry in your veins, somehow. First there was that time you did the whole "leave a dust cloud in the shape of you behind when you run away" gag, without actually running away, and now there's the time you painted a fire hydrant blue as a joke, called it an Inator, and it started spitting fire everywhere. It's, it's actually, uh, quite concerning, to be honest with you. (Fire hydrants in Doofania now shoot fire instead of water. You receive one moderate loss of income, plus an additional mild loss of income every turn until a Nemesis Action is undertaken to repair the fire hydrants. The good Fire-Hydrant-Inator is removed from the Inator table.)
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Feed all the fire hydrants in Danville with fire-breathing potion instead of water. But enought about that! (read in Doof's voice)

Anyways, I was browsing through the internet, y'know, in search of Disney movies about animal-translating software because, well, because I think it'd be cool. You see, people keep asking themselves, "what if my pet could talk?" and I think, I think that's important, particularly when you have a dinosaur as a pet, I mean, you don't want a dinosaur to be upset with you and you don't even know it, right?

So, anyways, I know people say dogs are man's best friend, but really any animal could be a man's best friend, y'know? A lot of people have an animal as their best friend, and they can talk a lot to that best friend, just, spend hours and hours discussing traumatic backstories, but I think it would be great if the animals could talk back, you know? And not just with a purr, or whatever it is your animal friend does, but in a way you could really understand them. And that's, well, that's why I want DEI to invest in animal-translation technology. (surreptitiously wipes away tear)

Anyways, G-Force was Disney, a movie about a special FBI task-force of normal but highly-trained animal agents (sounds familiar?) that could talk to humans through advanced earpieces. Is that canonical to this setting?

And yes,
the mole was The Mole.
 
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Hey y'all, I got an outline of a potential hero card, for non-other than FIERY THE FIRE HYDRANT.
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(Magic/Weird)Fiery the Fire Hydrant
Disney Villains Victorious
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[Image]
Martial: 6
Diplomacy: 12
Stewardship: 1
Intrigue: 13
Learning: 5
Occult: 19
A trusted associate of Janna. Can you figure out his riddle? Hint: Check the numbers.
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So anyways, I was looking for Disney-based translator collars, closest I could find was one from a live-action movie about a cat-like alien named The Cat From Outer Space (really, I feel like Disney's just reusing old stuff at this point), but what I did stumble upon was this glorious video of Donald Duck talking with Don Cheadle's voice:

 
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Lab_Accident said:
So anyways, I was looking for Disney-based translator collars, closest I could find was one from a live-action movie about a cat-like alien named The Cat From Outer Space (really, I feel like Disney's just reusing old stuff at this point), but what I did stumble upon was this glorious video of Donald Duck talking with Don Cheadle's voice:

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I believe there was also a scene in the Ducktales reboot where Donald Duck sings to Daisy -- who can "understand him perfectly" despite everyone else in the show not being able to -- in Don Cheadle's voice.
 
Or, we could just do what we did in canon (see my last post here for how that was accomplished)

That only solves the fire hydrant, though, not the arms
 
Cybernetic Inators

hydrate-Inator: I always wanted to wash out the competition hence my current Inator BEHOLD! The Hydrate-Inator! based on Acme comedic water squirting technology A full sized fire hydrant wil pop out of my leg and fire a stream of highly pressureized water! It'll Wash away the competition and keep me hydrated!

De-Hydrate-Inator: Well after I created the Hydrate-Inator I realized I needed a way to get all that water in there! So BEHOLD The De-hydrate-Inator! Takeing the shape of a beam gun on one of my arms it completely absorbs all the liquid in whatever it hits! It also makes dehydrating food for preservation really easy.

fubberlob-Inator: People have such an issue with Flubber!? Fine then let it be EVIL! Behold! The Flubberlob-Inator! Taking the form of a crossbow emerging from one of my arms it'll fire a ball of Flubber combined with space age polymers to cause untold havoc before breaking up before it can get too dangerous.
 
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