Also, this does explain exactly what happened in that rumor mill that had Zaphire and Quackerjack mixed up. Presumably, at least. And I suppose Russ just got outed as a federal agent and presumably working for Doof to Doom and random weasel minion #317.
 
And I suppose Doofania is about to become very funny.

Maybe we can sic Monogram and OWCA at the Blot? Still seems like an unavoidable action sink though.
 
Here's what would happen if you tried to send Hego on dealing with the Blot:


Blot: "I have made an impervium-laced paper bag, Hego! See if you can't fight your way out of that!"

Three weeks later

Hego: "You can never imprison the truth of goodness, evildoer!"

bats at bag ineffectually
 
The Blot began pacing. "I am the world's greatest criminal mind. I require a foe, a challenger, a worthy opponent. Someone who can match me in underworld dealings, who might somehow thwart my plans. And you, Judge, you and that poor joke of a man you let play with your spies, have proven yourselves woefully inadequate. I laid countless clues, created tricks and traps and leads and puzzles, but you solved none of them, not even with the help of your hapless spymaster. No, only one man has." The Phantom Blot said silkily as his head slowly turned.

"Isn't that right, Agent Russ?"
I've said it multiple times in the Discord, but I wanted to say it in the thread.

This legitimately scared me. The delivery of that line was perfection. I've reread it several times and it still chills my bones.

Damn. This is about the best Interlude in the entire Quest.
 
And I suppose Doofania is about to become very funny.

Maybe we can sic Monogram and OWCA at the Blot? Still seems like an unavoidable action sink though.

he still needs to organize it probably for the next 2-3 turns. Or he could get them online with a Nat 100 but that's literally 1 in a 100.


Here's what would happen if you tried to send Hego on dealing with the Blot:


Blot: "I have made an impervium-laced paper bag, Hego! See if you can't fight your way out of that!"

Three weeks later

Hego: "You can never imprison the truth of goodness, evildoer!"

bats at bag ineffectually
Doof : *Takes notes for his paper bag Inator *
 
Of course not. It's what I said last time the blot showed up and somebody suggested working with them.
I've never heard of him before. Google says he's a Mickey Mouse villain, which makes this:
"And who else did you think could be capable of such a thing? Mickey Mouse?" The Blot chuckled to himself. If the Mayor understood any but the surface layer of that joke, he gave no sign.
Sound like he might have been the one to get rid of Mickey, in some way.

Is he bad enough to completely rule out working with? Xanatos is very competent, and we're happy working with him.
 
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Doofenschmirtz: As Agent Russ's primary employer I feel the need to interject. A nemesis relationship is a major commitment and a huge responsibility. How do I know you're not just going to leave my buddy high and dry after an off week or something?

Agent Russ: Technically I work for the american government.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Doof: Yeah, just keep telling yourself that my friend, I'm sure I'll figure out enough magic to conjure that fantasy one of these days. Anyway, my point is I want some sort of sign you're not just using my guy here for cheap thrills.

Phantom Blot: What would you accept?

Doof: Hmmmmmmm, Hey! Major! You about done getting OWCA put together?

MM: Yes.

Doof: Well send this guy through the old training. You know like.... well you know.

MM: Ah, I see.

...

Carl get the Doc an inator to play with he's really bumming me out.

Carl: On it!
 
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So. The revealing of Agent Russ to Doom and Co., the moving of the Blot's attention onto Doofenshmirtz, all of that was set in stone.

The only success we have is a heads up on the oncoming storm.

What a terrifying opponent Russ now faces.
 
So....did we get fucked over because Russ is winning? Because now we got More enemies to deal with if PB isn't just messing with Doom.
To add on to WinterPhoenix, the A/N mentioned it.

A/N: You guys were lucky. We checked every time the Blot did something impressive to see if he got bored of LA and started looking for a challenge. If that had happened without you knowing, well…
Blot was always going to come to Doofania, us taking the action this turn allowed us to know beforehand. It also probably gives us the benefit of the Toonforce wanting to make the Blot/Russ relationship Funny.
 
So, just want to throw this out there, but Judge Doom is a furry. Humans are mammals, and he's a non-human dressed up as a human via a detailed, expensive full-body suit designed to emulate an animal he identifies with. This statement is discord approved. I'm not sorry.
 
Next part revealing the two that was rolled is that not only is the Phantom Blot going to be striking at us, but he's teamed up with Negaduck who's bringing the rest of the Fearsome Five with him.
 
Jesus, the Phantom Blot is giving me chills. That was a A+ Interlude. One thing to remember about the Phantom Blot is that even though he likes money and power one thing that he wants above all else is fame and to me immortalized in "the annals of crime". That doesn't mean he is completely evil, he was shown to care deeply about his daughter. Who get this is named the "Phantom Brat".
 
Jesus, the Phantom Blot is giving me chills. That was a A+ Interlude. One thing to remember about the Phantom Blot is that even though he likes money and power one thing that he wants above all else is fame and to me immortalized in "the annals of crime". That doesn't mean he is completely evil, he was shown to care deeply about his daughter. Who get this is named the "Phantom Brat".
...That unironically sounds completely compatible with Doofenshmirtz? Seriously, can we try and hire this guy?
 
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