- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Question for @Made in Heaven , how much of a change in income will affect actions involving buying corporations?
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- California
He is our #1 mostly manageable diplomacy dc, and what exactly is our conflict of interest? He's not in the way of us controlling Colorado, and he doesn't immediately register as an existential terror; unlike Bill or Toffee. He's not even a territorial neighbor.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
You can expect to see some slight DC decreases, but they won't be anything incredibly drastic.
nkd1325
KNIGHT OF ORANGE
- Location
- AT HIS MAJESTY'S SIDE
Wouldn't call Toffee an existential threat for the most part. Unlike the other extra dimensional factions he can at least be reasoned with. Also yeah teaming up with Xanatos is definitely high on the to do list once all the immediate fires are put out
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- Pronouns
- He/Him
True, but in my opinion, he is one of the greatest threats we would face because he would not underestimate us.
- Location
- California
Not in the same way as Bill, but he pull from multiple dimensions. That's not something I think anyone else can do( Unless Xanatos has been talking with the fae). Also, in the homebrew source, he renamed his part an Economic Zone which brings to mind an Imperialist dint to his megacorporation. Like Britain with China or the USA opening up Japan for trade.
World News: 15 April 2015 (Canon)
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Notorious supervillain and wanted terrorist Papillon escaped capture by the National Gendarmerie Intervention Group after a daring strike on the Palais Garnier in Paris, France. Casualties were minimal due to swift action by Parisian police officer Barthélémy Karas, who used lethal force to combat Papillon and encourage his retreat.
"Papillon was just another terrorist to me," Karas stated to reporters a day after the attack. "A crazed fanatic. I did what anyone else would've done to stop him."
The situation and how it was resolved sparked new debate on procedures to deal with the global spike in superhuman terrorism, which is predicted to dramatically rise in the coming years.
"Papillon was just another terrorist to me," Karas stated to reporters a day after the attack. "A crazed fanatic. I did what anyone else would've done to stop him."
The situation and how it was resolved sparked new debate on procedures to deal with the global spike in superhuman terrorism, which is predicted to dramatically rise in the coming years.
I'm starting a series of news blurbs from around the US and the world to enhance worldbuilding and offer a bit of mystery! This way you can always get a bit of new content even if I need to delay the larger posts.
Mojave
BWAAAH
- Pronouns
- He
Well, at least Anton Ego's restaurant didn't get damaged. Which reminds me, could we add Chef Gusteau's Frozen Foods to the buyout list?
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
That was fun to piece together! Whoever can unpack the two things referenced in that wins a shiny pair of no-prizes.
- Location
- California
I ain't sure about papillon, but the cop is from Paris 2054. I think pap is from miraculous ladybug
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
...
Congratulations! You solved it exactly as swiftly as I thought you would! Good job.
- Location
- California,USA
Well I got one of them Papillon is short for Le Papillon, the Antagonist of Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir.
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Wait.. Miraculous ladybug is in DVV!?
Does that mean Gabriel Agreste has Tikki and Plagg?
Does that mean Gabriel Agreste has Tikki and Plagg?
- Location
- Pennsylvania
It was indeed a reference to him... but only a reference, I'm afraid. I'm not prepared to bring over all the baggage that would come with that universe. You can probably guess his powerset though.
Kaboomatic
Where the Wild Things Are
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Um
Is this supposed to be threadmarked?
May/June 2015
- Location
- Pennsylvania
You really couldn't be happier with how things went these past few months. Not only is Norm fully operational and better than ever, your attempt to reach out to the government seemed to have gone perfectly! Agent Russ doesn't seem to hate it here as much as you expected, and best of all, the government's not breathing down your neck anymore! The true windfall came when you decoded that one random message over the radio- something that you're sure nobody else would have managed! Now's your chance to take action and proceed with your plans for the future!
Quest Actions
[ ] Expedition to Castle Doofhawk
After careful study, you have determined that your Great Great Great^65 Uncle Malifishmirtz was a known warlock with his own ancestral castle and everything. The secrets of magic itself could be waiting for you within the ruins. You just have to reach out and take it! Doofenshmirtz may go on this quest, and probably should.
[ ] Operation: Blue Hawaii
You have received a mysterious transmission from a mysterious man with a mysterious accent, begging you to rescue him from his captors on the supposedly-destroyed islands of Hawaii in return for his mysterious scientific genius! The message is encrypted, and will take time for anyone not Inator-powered to figure out, so it's not immediately pressing, but it seems like a clear way to gain some more intel and perhaps a valuable ally.
Doof may not go on this Quest.
[ ] One Man's Trash
You have discovered the wasteland in the center of the country is not only a wasteland: it is a landfill! More scrap, trash and just than the eye can see, more trash than the world could make in a hundred years or more, piled unendingly to the sky! This defies all logic, and is thus an obvious target for your investigations. Pull together some PPE and send some troops!
Doof may not go on this Quest.
Assign Heroes (Minimum 2, Maximum 5 per quest)
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
You may take Quest actions during any turn. You may go on multiple Quests per turn if you wish. When taking a quest action, you choose a number of hero units to travel on a Quest. These heroes are not available for other actions on that turn. Once a Quest starts, overall turns will stop and the story will focus on the Quest until its completion. The assigned heroes will have to face a series of DCs to see how well they do while Questing, and will be faced with various choices you will have to respond to. Doofenshmirtz will sometimes be able to join in on quests, but not always. If he is able to join, he will need to give up 3 personal actions that turn, the same as giving something his Personal Attention. He'll still have one to use.
Heroes who do not go on the Quest will have their actions like normal. The turn will resume once the quest is over.
Naming the OS
What will your OS be called?
[ ] DoofOS
[ ] Doofnet
[ ] Write-In
Releasing the OS
All the work is done on the OS, the marketing division is at the ready and you're set to release. Do it this turn?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Personal Actions
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
[ ] Work on an extra action?
[ ] Write In
Activate an Inator?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Edit: There will be a one hour moratorium on voting.
[ ] Build roof-mounted defense cannons
DC 85
Haven't you had enough of pigeons soiling all the landmarks in your lovely city? With these roof-mounted cannons no pigeon shall ever feel safe again! And it'll give you some anti-aircraft capabilities on top of that!
(Reward: Increased DC for any hostile forces making an attack against Doofania)
[ ] Control or eliminate crime in Doofania
DC 80
Crime's honestly pretty low in your home city compared to the west and east coasts, but it's not low enough. With some bribes and/or lasers in the right place, you might be able to wipe out organized crime in the area… or put it under your own control. You're already evil, after all.
(Reward: General citizen happiness, reduced chance of negative events on your territory.)
Choose One:
[ ] Combat Organized Crime- improved public image, reduced federal interest in Doofania
[ ] Assimilate Organized Crime- underworld contacts, occasional positive and negative events
[ ] Form a dedicated security group
DC 90
Xanatos has a Goon Squad, Shego has dozens of capes on retainer, even Syndrome has those creeps he outfits in all of his paramilitary gear. It could be helpful to form a security group of your own, since while your Normbots are infinitely loyal, they aren't much for strategizing.
(Reward: +5 to all Quest rolls due to PMC support, reveals ???)
[ ] Form a black ops group
DC 90, four capes required
Sometimes you need to be a little more subtle than a group of armored goons marching down the street, and for that, you need superpowers. Or technology so advanced it comes off like superpowers, you're not one of those anti-power bigots. Recruit a couple noteworthy individuals and stick them together on a team, then go ahead and make sure they actually get along!
(Reward: Black Ops Team established, can use team to undertake special actions)
[ ] Mongol Boot Camp
DC 100
Genghis Khan is still mostly incomprehensible to the average person, but his English has improved to the point that with a dictionary and a lot of patience, you and him can basically understand each other. He thanks you for restoring him to life, but expresses concern that as his descendant you are not sufficiently 'swole'. You think that's the right translation. Anyway, he's offered to put you through 'traditional mongolian training' to beef yourself up a little. How hard can it be?
Doofenshmirtz must spend 1 personal action to take this action. Genghis Khan must be assigned to this action. If this action fails, Doofenshmirtz loses all but one of his Personal Actions next turn.
(Reward: Twice the martial score benefit of the normal training personal action; increased opinion with Genghis Khan; chance of beneficial traits)
[ ] Perform Supervillainy
DC 85
Most of your evil schemes tended to focus on the acquisition of the Tri-State Area, but now that you've accomplished that lifelong goal it's time to look into some other options. You're pretty sure the theft of extremely valuable and heavily guarded items is a common plan, that should tide you over for now. Assign someone to do that.
(Reward: Income increase, increased cred in rouge and villain community, risk of reduced government or public opinion, ???; some hero units may dislike this.)
[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor
DC 100
What sort of mad scientist would you be without a suit of flying armor? You haven't got much in the way of personal defense aside from the odd inator or two you've left lying around. With a bit of time you could tinker together something to use in emergencies.
Reward: Malus against enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly, ???, ???)
DC 85
Haven't you had enough of pigeons soiling all the landmarks in your lovely city? With these roof-mounted cannons no pigeon shall ever feel safe again! And it'll give you some anti-aircraft capabilities on top of that!
(Reward: Increased DC for any hostile forces making an attack against Doofania)
[ ] Control or eliminate crime in Doofania
DC 80
Crime's honestly pretty low in your home city compared to the west and east coasts, but it's not low enough. With some bribes and/or lasers in the right place, you might be able to wipe out organized crime in the area… or put it under your own control. You're already evil, after all.
(Reward: General citizen happiness, reduced chance of negative events on your territory.)
Choose One:
[ ] Combat Organized Crime- improved public image, reduced federal interest in Doofania
[ ] Assimilate Organized Crime- underworld contacts, occasional positive and negative events
[ ] Form a dedicated security group
DC 90
Xanatos has a Goon Squad, Shego has dozens of capes on retainer, even Syndrome has those creeps he outfits in all of his paramilitary gear. It could be helpful to form a security group of your own, since while your Normbots are infinitely loyal, they aren't much for strategizing.
(Reward: +5 to all Quest rolls due to PMC support, reveals ???)
[ ] Form a black ops group
DC 90, four capes required
Sometimes you need to be a little more subtle than a group of armored goons marching down the street, and for that, you need superpowers. Or technology so advanced it comes off like superpowers, you're not one of those anti-power bigots. Recruit a couple noteworthy individuals and stick them together on a team, then go ahead and make sure they actually get along!
(Reward: Black Ops Team established, can use team to undertake special actions)
[ ] Mongol Boot Camp
DC 100
Genghis Khan is still mostly incomprehensible to the average person, but his English has improved to the point that with a dictionary and a lot of patience, you and him can basically understand each other. He thanks you for restoring him to life, but expresses concern that as his descendant you are not sufficiently 'swole'. You think that's the right translation. Anyway, he's offered to put you through 'traditional mongolian training' to beef yourself up a little. How hard can it be?
Doofenshmirtz must spend 1 personal action to take this action. Genghis Khan must be assigned to this action. If this action fails, Doofenshmirtz loses all but one of his Personal Actions next turn.
(Reward: Twice the martial score benefit of the normal training personal action; increased opinion with Genghis Khan; chance of beneficial traits)
[ ] Perform Supervillainy
DC 85
Most of your evil schemes tended to focus on the acquisition of the Tri-State Area, but now that you've accomplished that lifelong goal it's time to look into some other options. You're pretty sure the theft of extremely valuable and heavily guarded items is a common plan, that should tide you over for now. Assign someone to do that.
(Reward: Income increase, increased cred in rouge and villain community, risk of reduced government or public opinion, ???; some hero units may dislike this.)
[ ] Build a personal suit of power armor
DC 100
What sort of mad scientist would you be without a suit of flying armor? You haven't got much in the way of personal defense aside from the odd inator or two you've left lying around. With a bit of time you could tinker together something to use in emergencies.
Reward: Malus against enemy Martial actions made against Doofenshmirtz directly, ???, ???)
[ ] Update the City Council
DC 110
By 'city council', you mean 'an administrative robot that works only for you!' Sure, your AI isn't the best right now, but it's more than enough to handle a bunch of little mundanities that eat away at your spare time. Leaving the robots to sweat the small things will leave everyone else free for the big ones.
(Reward: Two Diplomacy options available per turn, reveals ???)
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 55
There are all sorts of empowered individuals out there, whether riding the wings of natural, inheritable powers, spontaneous mutations, or extraordinary technological developments. Pulling some of them into your fold early on might be a good idea, especially before your rivals snap them up. Villains will be much more comfortable with your DEI mission statements, but also have a reputation for eccentricity. Then again, so do you.
(Reward: choice between several hero units, units are happily villainous but may be unpredictable)
[ ] Recruit heroic capes
DC 65
This one would be a little trickier. Since you openly declare yourself to be evil, it might be hard to find heroes willing to stay on your payroll. But there are probably a few understanding, desperate, or just confused types who would take you up on your offer if you look hard enough. Heroes tend to be more reliable and focused on the common good, but they may take issue with the company moving in a less than moral direction.
(Reward: Choice between several hero units, units are reliable but will likely have 'anti-evil' preferences.)
[ ] Declare Your Territory Toon-Friendly
DC 55
Now that you have a few different Toons on staff, the little guys are starting to grow on you. They're endearing, and you really don't understand why people say they're too chaotic. The number of daily explosions in DEI is the same as normal!
You've heard some concerning rumors about the state of Toons in LA, and you know for a fact that Toons are looked down upon in many parts of the country. Not here! Declare to the world that Doofania welcomes toons of all stripes within her borders, ideally without infuriating anybody.
(Reward: Increased Toon emigration, slight government opinion increase, slight public opinion decrease, Reduced relations with Doomtown, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Xanatos
DC 40
David Xanatos is obviously the guy pulling the strings over on the eastern seaboard, no matter how much he likes to get the media to paint him as the genius billionaire family man philanthropist. Fortunately he's a pretty rational guy, and doesn't seem to hold your eccentric behavior against you too much. Collaborating with him could prove to be fruitful.
(Reward: Establish contact with Xanatos, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Syndrome
DC 85
You'll be frank with yourself- Syndrome flat-out hates you. You're not really sure why, maybe it's got something to do with being a self-made man, or maybe you offended him somehow when producing your last musical number. Either way it's going to be hard getting him to play ball, but having a fellow tinker to collaborate with may bear fruit.
(Reward: Establish contact with Syndrome, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shego
DC 105
Really? Most Hated Enemy Shego? The same Shego who constantly refuses your emails and won't even come to the table about giving up your rightfully owned half of Colorado? You… suppose you could, but it'll be hard for her to take you seriously…
(Reward: Establish contact with Shego, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Glomgold
DC 70
The richest duck in the world is predictably pompous. While he's not the type of guy you'd invite to lunch he knows his way around a corporate boardroom, a trait which could be invaluable in a collaboration. Besides, both of you are known for your love of eccentric expenditures! On the other hand, he's notoriously greedy and might end up stiffing you in the end.
(Reward: Establish contact with Glomgold, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shere Khan
DC 65
Khan's corporate empire is a lot more subtle. Instead of consolidating in a few states or cities, his company is based in a single tax haven and from there spreads out across the world to maintain a stranglehold on the world's oil and shipping lanes. An invaluable ally to be sure, but one you could potentially alienate with some of your future tech developments.
(Reward: Establish contact with Shere Khan, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Judge Doom
DC 125
The mayor of Los Angeles is an intensely creepy and humorless man. He's legally changed his first name to 'Judge' even though you're pretty sure he's not on the bar, and for some reason he doesn't seem to like you too much. He does have the entirety of the Hollywood film industry under his thumb, so maybe he's worth a talk after all.
(Reward: Establish contact with Judge Doom, ???)
[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu
DC 65
There's no one head of the conglomerate that's controlling most of California, or at least nobody that's public. Still, some of the biggest corporations, like Funtelligence, Sycorax or Bakaemono (Previously Kreitech), could prove useful contacts.
(Reward: Establish contact with the Zaibatzu CEOs, potential contracts with relevant companies, ???)
DC 110
By 'city council', you mean 'an administrative robot that works only for you!' Sure, your AI isn't the best right now, but it's more than enough to handle a bunch of little mundanities that eat away at your spare time. Leaving the robots to sweat the small things will leave everyone else free for the big ones.
(Reward: Two Diplomacy options available per turn, reveals ???)
[ ] Recruit rogues and villainous capes
DC 55
There are all sorts of empowered individuals out there, whether riding the wings of natural, inheritable powers, spontaneous mutations, or extraordinary technological developments. Pulling some of them into your fold early on might be a good idea, especially before your rivals snap them up. Villains will be much more comfortable with your DEI mission statements, but also have a reputation for eccentricity. Then again, so do you.
(Reward: choice between several hero units, units are happily villainous but may be unpredictable)
[ ] Recruit heroic capes
DC 65
This one would be a little trickier. Since you openly declare yourself to be evil, it might be hard to find heroes willing to stay on your payroll. But there are probably a few understanding, desperate, or just confused types who would take you up on your offer if you look hard enough. Heroes tend to be more reliable and focused on the common good, but they may take issue with the company moving in a less than moral direction.
(Reward: Choice between several hero units, units are reliable but will likely have 'anti-evil' preferences.)
[ ] Declare Your Territory Toon-Friendly
DC 55
Now that you have a few different Toons on staff, the little guys are starting to grow on you. They're endearing, and you really don't understand why people say they're too chaotic. The number of daily explosions in DEI is the same as normal!
You've heard some concerning rumors about the state of Toons in LA, and you know for a fact that Toons are looked down upon in many parts of the country. Not here! Declare to the world that Doofania welcomes toons of all stripes within her borders, ideally without infuriating anybody.
(Reward: Increased Toon emigration, slight government opinion increase, slight public opinion decrease, Reduced relations with Doomtown, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Xanatos
DC 40
David Xanatos is obviously the guy pulling the strings over on the eastern seaboard, no matter how much he likes to get the media to paint him as the genius billionaire family man philanthropist. Fortunately he's a pretty rational guy, and doesn't seem to hold your eccentric behavior against you too much. Collaborating with him could prove to be fruitful.
(Reward: Establish contact with Xanatos, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Syndrome
DC 85
You'll be frank with yourself- Syndrome flat-out hates you. You're not really sure why, maybe it's got something to do with being a self-made man, or maybe you offended him somehow when producing your last musical number. Either way it's going to be hard getting him to play ball, but having a fellow tinker to collaborate with may bear fruit.
(Reward: Establish contact with Syndrome, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shego
DC 105
Really? Most Hated Enemy Shego? The same Shego who constantly refuses your emails and won't even come to the table about giving up your rightfully owned half of Colorado? You… suppose you could, but it'll be hard for her to take you seriously…
(Reward: Establish contact with Shego, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Glomgold
DC 70
The richest duck in the world is predictably pompous. While he's not the type of guy you'd invite to lunch he knows his way around a corporate boardroom, a trait which could be invaluable in a collaboration. Besides, both of you are known for your love of eccentric expenditures! On the other hand, he's notoriously greedy and might end up stiffing you in the end.
(Reward: Establish contact with Glomgold, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Shere Khan
DC 65
Khan's corporate empire is a lot more subtle. Instead of consolidating in a few states or cities, his company is based in a single tax haven and from there spreads out across the world to maintain a stranglehold on the world's oil and shipping lanes. An invaluable ally to be sure, but one you could potentially alienate with some of your future tech developments.
(Reward: Establish contact with Shere Khan, ???)
[ ] Reach out to Judge Doom
DC 125
The mayor of Los Angeles is an intensely creepy and humorless man. He's legally changed his first name to 'Judge' even though you're pretty sure he's not on the bar, and for some reason he doesn't seem to like you too much. He does have the entirety of the Hollywood film industry under his thumb, so maybe he's worth a talk after all.
(Reward: Establish contact with Judge Doom, ???)
[ ] Reach out to leaders of the Zaibatsu
DC 65
There's no one head of the conglomerate that's controlling most of California, or at least nobody that's public. Still, some of the biggest corporations, like Funtelligence, Sycorax or Bakaemono (Previously Kreitech), could prove useful contacts.
(Reward: Establish contact with the Zaibatzu CEOs, potential contracts with relevant companies, ???)
[ ] Develop a new social media platform
DC 70
Facebook and Twitter have been losing popularity lately thanks to a slew of software glitches, server crashes, and even more blatant violations of privacy than you thought possible. Now's the time to strike while the iron is hot- form your own social media platform and give everyone the online experience they deserve!
(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)
[ ] Purchase a popular franchise
DC varies depending on the franchise
All of the really great dictators had their own personality cults, and what better way to cultivate yours than by appealing to the fanboys? Quite a few very popular franchises have made some exceptionally poor decisions lately because their out-of-touch owners and executives didn't seem to know what the fans really wanted. Take matters into your own hands and gain a legion of fans!
(Reward: Gain control of the specified franchise, new questline available)
[ ] Improve administrative efficiency
DC 110
As much as it pains you to admit it, you're not running things to a terribly efficient degree. Most of this stems from your lack of experience in actual governing- while you're great with science and making the laws of physics cry, you're pretty hands off in administration. By hiring some secretaries and middle managers you can take some of the edge off, allowing you to raise your Stewardship action cap per turn by one.
(Reward: Two Stewardship options available per turn)
[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)
[ ] Provide Evil Job Benefits
DC 50
You just found out that OWCA has been using unpaid interns. The shame! This will not do. Ensure that all Doofania citizens have a basic degree of unemployment, healthcare, and other basic benefits, and ensure that DEI employees get the deluxe package. Enjoy three weeks in the tropics, everyone!
(Reward: small boost to public opinion, all hero units get +5 permanent loyalty, small decrease in income due to costs.)
[ ] Express Delivery
DC 95
The acquisition of ACME corp has revealed an interesting tidbit- their inexplicable Express Delivery option. Through some means, probably toon-based but currently not understood, ACME is capable of delivering goods across the country in literal seconds after purchase… assuming the customer pays extra. Figuring out how they do this and integrating it with the rest of your organization has obvious practical benefits.
(Reward: New trait that applies bonus to certain Stewardship actions)
[ ] Purchase Bueno Nacho
DC 2
The sole surviving Bueno Nacho is somewhere in downtown Middleton, and according to reviews online it's even worse than it was before the chain went extinct. For a pittance you could buy the place and be the proud new owner of a small chunk of your Most Hated Enemy's home city.
(Rewards: Property in DrakkTech, cheap food whenever, stomach cramps whenever, ??? recruitment option unlocked, Resiniferatoxin research option unlocked)
[ ] Attempt a hostile corporate takeover
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC ???, DrakkTech DC 190, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 200, Glomgold Enterprises 375, Insuricare DC 85, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC 120, Gen-U-Tech DC 130, Bakaemono Corporation DC 110, Nightstone DC 160
The other corporations aren't coming to the table? No problem! Do things the underhanded way and gain control of them for yourself! While this is technically legal it's not likely to make you many friends in the business world. Also, some of the owners of these companies are criminally insane, and managing to cheat them out of their whole company might have consequences.
(Reward: Varies, Weakens controller of relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained)
[ ] Buy out a rival corporation
DC varies
There are some corporations that aren't rich enough to ignore you and lack the legal chops to fight a takeover, so you can just cut straight to the point and buy them out. Perfectly legal and on the level, and it won't even make you enemies aside from whatever fanboys are upset that you now own their favorite brand. Descriptions provided for companies as needed.
Choose One:
[ ] Chef Skinner's Gourmet Delights - Popular prepackaged frozen food brand that can be found in multiple countries.
DC 75
[ ] Hopper Food Group - Fast food conglomerate with multiple smaller restaurants under their North American banner.
DC 55
[ ] McFist Industries - Generalist manufacturing consortium that sacrifices broad scale for iron-handed control over Norrisville, Oklahoma.
DC 70
[ ] Dinoco - Famous American oil company yet to be taken over by Shere Khan. Popular with racing enthusiasts and celebrity drivers.
DC 65
[ ] Mendel-Grumman Corporation - Genetics and military research firm with a sizable defense force. Rumored to be working on a VERY SPECIAL PROJECT…
DC 80
[ ] Lee Industries - Performance vehicle designer and manufacturer. Their name is associated with lucrative contracts, sports sponsorships, and the odd foray into medical sciences.
DC 80
[ ] McDonald's
DC 80
[ ] Disney
DC 45
[ ] Bethesda Softworks
DC 45
[ ] EA Games
DC 50
DC 70
Facebook and Twitter have been losing popularity lately thanks to a slew of software glitches, server crashes, and even more blatant violations of privacy than you thought possible. Now's the time to strike while the iron is hot- form your own social media platform and give everyone the online experience they deserve!
(Reward: New source of income, general public opinion boost, increased technological edge, possible actions unlocked)
[ ] Purchase a popular franchise
DC varies depending on the franchise
All of the really great dictators had their own personality cults, and what better way to cultivate yours than by appealing to the fanboys? Quite a few very popular franchises have made some exceptionally poor decisions lately because their out-of-touch owners and executives didn't seem to know what the fans really wanted. Take matters into your own hands and gain a legion of fans!
(Reward: Gain control of the specified franchise, new questline available)
[ ] Improve administrative efficiency
DC 110
As much as it pains you to admit it, you're not running things to a terribly efficient degree. Most of this stems from your lack of experience in actual governing- while you're great with science and making the laws of physics cry, you're pretty hands off in administration. By hiring some secretaries and middle managers you can take some of the edge off, allowing you to raise your Stewardship action cap per turn by one.
(Reward: Two Stewardship options available per turn)
[ ] Improve Recycling Programs
DC 45
A big part of being Greevil is learning to reduce, reuse and recycle. You've already made changes to your personal life by repurposing several of your old Inators, but in order to improve things nationwide you're going to have to give people some guidance on what proper recycling practices are. You've got it! Talking trash cans!
(Rewards: Contributes to overall Greevil image, slightly increases income as processes become more efficient, every third trashcan is given a helpful AI)
[ ] Provide Evil Job Benefits
DC 50
You just found out that OWCA has been using unpaid interns. The shame! This will not do. Ensure that all Doofania citizens have a basic degree of unemployment, healthcare, and other basic benefits, and ensure that DEI employees get the deluxe package. Enjoy three weeks in the tropics, everyone!
(Reward: small boost to public opinion, all hero units get +5 permanent loyalty, small decrease in income due to costs.)
[ ] Express Delivery
DC 95
The acquisition of ACME corp has revealed an interesting tidbit- their inexplicable Express Delivery option. Through some means, probably toon-based but currently not understood, ACME is capable of delivering goods across the country in literal seconds after purchase… assuming the customer pays extra. Figuring out how they do this and integrating it with the rest of your organization has obvious practical benefits.
(Reward: New trait that applies bonus to certain Stewardship actions)
[ ] Purchase Bueno Nacho
DC 2
The sole surviving Bueno Nacho is somewhere in downtown Middleton, and according to reviews online it's even worse than it was before the chain went extinct. For a pittance you could buy the place and be the proud new owner of a small chunk of your Most Hated Enemy's home city.
(Rewards: Property in DrakkTech, cheap food whenever, stomach cramps whenever, ??? recruitment option unlocked, Resiniferatoxin research option unlocked)
[ ] Attempt a hostile corporate takeover
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC ???, DrakkTech DC 190, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 200, Glomgold Enterprises 375, Insuricare DC 85, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC 120, Gen-U-Tech DC 130, Bakaemono Corporation DC 110, Nightstone DC 160
The other corporations aren't coming to the table? No problem! Do things the underhanded way and gain control of them for yourself! While this is technically legal it's not likely to make you many friends in the business world. Also, some of the owners of these companies are criminally insane, and managing to cheat them out of their whole company might have consequences.
(Reward: Varies, Weakens controller of relevant corp, possible new research or technology options obtained)
[ ] Buy out a rival corporation
DC varies
There are some corporations that aren't rich enough to ignore you and lack the legal chops to fight a takeover, so you can just cut straight to the point and buy them out. Perfectly legal and on the level, and it won't even make you enemies aside from whatever fanboys are upset that you now own their favorite brand. Descriptions provided for companies as needed.
Choose One:
[ ] Chef Skinner's Gourmet Delights - Popular prepackaged frozen food brand that can be found in multiple countries.
DC 75
[ ] Hopper Food Group - Fast food conglomerate with multiple smaller restaurants under their North American banner.
DC 55
[ ] McFist Industries - Generalist manufacturing consortium that sacrifices broad scale for iron-handed control over Norrisville, Oklahoma.
DC 70
[ ] Dinoco - Famous American oil company yet to be taken over by Shere Khan. Popular with racing enthusiasts and celebrity drivers.
DC 65
[ ] Mendel-Grumman Corporation - Genetics and military research firm with a sizable defense force. Rumored to be working on a VERY SPECIAL PROJECT…
DC 80
[ ] Lee Industries - Performance vehicle designer and manufacturer. Their name is associated with lucrative contracts, sports sponsorships, and the odd foray into medical sciences.
DC 80
[ ] McDonald's
DC 80
[ ] Disney
DC 45
[ ] Bethesda Softworks
DC 45
[ ] EA Games
DC 50
[ ] Investigate Doomtown
DC 100
Your new Toon employees have been telling you some very disturbing stories in the breakroom. No one laughed. If even half of them are true, then the situation on the West Coast is quite concerning indeed. Look into just how bad things have gotten for Toons… and make some first steps towards fixing it.
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Florida
DC 90
Tourism is down in Florida, and you're pretty sure it's not due to the mosquitos. Well, not only due to the mosquitos. Something weird is happening down there, you're sure of it! Investigating a little more thoroughly might bear fruit.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Oregon
DC ???
Lately Oregon has been a hotbed of weirdness. People are spotting all sorts of cryptids up there, like the Jersey Devil (who's a long way from home), the Mothman, Bigfoot, and lots of others. Despite having modern cameras on them at all times it's inexplicably hard for people to snap accurate pictures, but your instruments are better than that, right?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what happened to Hawaii
DC 60 (reduced thanks to random event)
According to the government, Hawaii was destroyed in a prototype power plant explosion, but with what some coffee-addicted intern is calling the 'Blue Hawaii' transmission, you know that isn't true! Those black-suited goons like to turn everyone away, but with the information this Dr. Jookiba sent, it should be much easier to see what's what.
(Reward: discover the truth about Hawaii; If completed before or on the turn of Quest: Operation Blue Hawaii, gain a bonus to DCs on that quest)
[ ] Investigate what isn't happening in Arizona
DC 85
It's kind of suspicious how nothing seems to be happening down in Arizona. You don't see the trappings of any other corporations, there's barely any gang warfare or cape crime, and the government isn't even trying to turn people away from something. Perhaps there's more to this than meets the eye, or maybe you're just getting paranoid.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Spy on your employees
DC 45
It's not very nice, sure, but better safe than sorry. Besides, they already document most of their daily lives, what with your social media mandate, so all you really need to do is look a little deeper. Maybe one of them is up to no good… or maybe you're just being paranoid *again*.
(Reward: Discover if any of your employees are disloyal, potentially discover secrets of hero units)
[ ] Conduct corporate espionage
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC 110, DrakkTech DC 95, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 85, Glomgold Enterprises ???, Insuricare DC 50, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC ???, Gen-U-Tech DC 120, Bakaemono Corporation DC 100, Bueno Nacho DC 2, Nightstone DC 129
This is very slightly illegal, but hey, you're already evil. You should probably expect some huge PR disaster if you're found out, not to mention sending what's left of your reputation into the basement.
(Reward: access to some secrets or technology you wouldn't have otherwise.)
[ ] Look into aliens
DC ???
You've got no tangible proof but you're pretty sure aliens exist. You could attempt to try and find signs of intelligent life out there, but without anything to go on you'd be taking a huge stab in the dark. Who knows, you might get lucky!
(Reward: Possible confirmation of alien life)
DC 100
Your new Toon employees have been telling you some very disturbing stories in the breakroom. No one laughed. If even half of them are true, then the situation on the West Coast is quite concerning indeed. Look into just how bad things have gotten for Toons… and make some first steps towards fixing it.
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Florida
DC 90
Tourism is down in Florida, and you're pretty sure it's not due to the mosquitos. Well, not only due to the mosquitos. Something weird is happening down there, you're sure of it! Investigating a little more thoroughly might bear fruit.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what's happening in Oregon
DC ???
Lately Oregon has been a hotbed of weirdness. People are spotting all sorts of cryptids up there, like the Jersey Devil (who's a long way from home), the Mothman, Bigfoot, and lots of others. Despite having modern cameras on them at all times it's inexplicably hard for people to snap accurate pictures, but your instruments are better than that, right?
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Investigate what happened to Hawaii
DC 60 (reduced thanks to random event)
According to the government, Hawaii was destroyed in a prototype power plant explosion, but with what some coffee-addicted intern is calling the 'Blue Hawaii' transmission, you know that isn't true! Those black-suited goons like to turn everyone away, but with the information this Dr. Jookiba sent, it should be much easier to see what's what.
(Reward: discover the truth about Hawaii; If completed before or on the turn of Quest: Operation Blue Hawaii, gain a bonus to DCs on that quest)
[ ] Investigate what isn't happening in Arizona
DC 85
It's kind of suspicious how nothing seems to be happening down in Arizona. You don't see the trappings of any other corporations, there's barely any gang warfare or cape crime, and the government isn't even trying to turn people away from something. Perhaps there's more to this than meets the eye, or maybe you're just getting paranoid.
(Reward: ???)
[ ] Spy on your employees
DC 45
It's not very nice, sure, but better safe than sorry. Besides, they already document most of their daily lives, what with your social media mandate, so all you really need to do is look a little deeper. Maybe one of them is up to no good… or maybe you're just being paranoid *again*.
(Reward: Discover if any of your employees are disloyal, potentially discover secrets of hero units)
[ ] Conduct corporate espionage
DC varies depending on the corporation. Kronos Corp DC 110, DrakkTech DC 95, Xanatos Enterprises DC ???, Khan Industries DC 85, Glomgold Enterprises ???, Insuricare DC 50, Sycorax DC 120, Funtelligence DC ???, Gen-U-Tech DC 120, Bakaemono Corporation DC 100, Bueno Nacho DC 2, Nightstone DC 129
This is very slightly illegal, but hey, you're already evil. You should probably expect some huge PR disaster if you're found out, not to mention sending what's left of your reputation into the basement.
(Reward: access to some secrets or technology you wouldn't have otherwise.)
[ ] Look into aliens
DC ???
You've got no tangible proof but you're pretty sure aliens exist. You could attempt to try and find signs of intelligent life out there, but without anything to go on you'd be taking a huge stab in the dark. Who knows, you might get lucky!
(Reward: Possible confirmation of alien life)
[ ] Research Flubber
DC 75
This odd violation of thermodynamics is supposedly responsible for the incident that wiped an entire island chain off the map, so public opinion of the stuff is understandably at an all-time low. You'd have to be a fool to ignore the potential though- in addition to energy, you're sure there's a laundry list of things you could do with it!
(Reward: Unlocks multiple Flubber-based research actions, significantly decreases DC of ???)
[ ] Research AI
DC 95
Robotics are pretty good today, everyone knows that, but even the best robots still have these odd little quirks. Either through programming or physical design, it's glaringly obvious that you're no longer dealing with a human. With some research you could make headway into bridging this gap and developing AI that are closer to passing the Turing test than ever before.
(Reward: General fame and fortune, technological edge, more actions unlocked)
[ ] Develop a flying car
DC 80
Flying cars have been mankind's dream ever since The Jetsons aired! You'll need to update the designs a little so they don't look like they crawled out of a Kronos factory, and probably bribe a few senators to pass legislation allowing the things. Oh, and you'll actually have to develop the technology.
(Reward: General fame and fortune, slight government disapproval, ???)
[ ] Form a think tank
DC 120
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. just isn't cutting it anymore. Collect a large number of more reliable scientists to throw at the great and pressing questions of the age; or just whatever you want them to look into.
(Reward: Unlocks a second Learning action per turn; reveals ???)
[ ] Research genetics
DC 100
There are all sorts of genetics startup companies nowadays but you're not part of any of them and none of them are a part of you. Still, it might be a good idea to investigate the subject yourself- being able to understand and modify the genome is invaluable! Just think of all the potential experiments and projects you could get up to once you breach the subject.
(Reward: New research unlocked)
[ ] Improve Digital Security
DC 80
Now that you're running off your own proprietary system, your security is already a couple steps ahead of the less computer-literate corporate oligarchs out there. But that's no reason to rest on your laurels. In today's world, digital attack is a much more likely occurrence than a physical one. Plug all possible exploits, build a firewall 500 megabytes tall, make your employees know not to fall for phishing scams no matter how funny they might be, and turn the DEI mainframe into an impregnable codebase. This action will also slightly increase the security of DoofOS in general.
[ ] Develop energy weaponry
DC 75
You've got the basics down but have failed to make it truly accessible so far. The laser weapons you can currently build are large, unwieldy, expensive to develop and even more expensive to fire. Perhaps with some research you could reduce them down to a man-portable size.
(Rewards: Bonuses to some martial rolls, other tech options become available later on)
[ ] Research Greevil Power
DC 65
The problem with a lot of green power is that it's not only not evil, it's inefficient to boot! They say wind power is nice and all, but how many kilowatts per hour does it really produce? Not many! Look into something far more efficient, like Evil Biofuel refined from Evil Algal Cultures!
(Reward: New research options unlocked, general fame and fortune)
[ ] Begin the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program
DC ???, higher DC indicates higher initial success
Space. The final frontier. The one place you've never managed to crack with any sort of regularity. Sure, you've sent up the odd satellite or twenty, and you even had some plans for a space station in the works, but that literally never got off of the ground. Instead of expanding outward, you can expand upward! Imagine the possibilities! Space Science! A vantage point to spy for aliens unobstructed by a pesky atmosphere! An asteroid belt filled to the brim with valuable minerals!
(Reward: Space program started, research options unlocked, questline unlocked)
[ ] Try and induce superpowers
DC ???
There's no one 'event' that can definitively be linked to giving someone powers. Some people are born with them, some develop them spontaneously, and others choose to rely on fantastic technology. There's got to be a pattern in there, though, the scientist in you refuses to believe otherwise! By all rights everyone who takes a bath in radioactive waste should be dead within a week, but you'll somehow get that tenth guy who can breathe radioactive lasers. What gives?
( Rewards: ???, ???, possible new research option, possible new Hero unit, possible new rival?)
[ ] Research fusion power
DC ???
Cold fusion is in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, so maybe you just want to stick with the normal kind instead. This would take care of your power problems for the next few millennia and drive Mr. Khan out of business! It might even win you a Nobel prize if those schmucks over in Stockholm will just get over what happened back in '07.
DC 75
This odd violation of thermodynamics is supposedly responsible for the incident that wiped an entire island chain off the map, so public opinion of the stuff is understandably at an all-time low. You'd have to be a fool to ignore the potential though- in addition to energy, you're sure there's a laundry list of things you could do with it!
(Reward: Unlocks multiple Flubber-based research actions, significantly decreases DC of ???)
[ ] Research AI
DC 95
Robotics are pretty good today, everyone knows that, but even the best robots still have these odd little quirks. Either through programming or physical design, it's glaringly obvious that you're no longer dealing with a human. With some research you could make headway into bridging this gap and developing AI that are closer to passing the Turing test than ever before.
(Reward: General fame and fortune, technological edge, more actions unlocked)
[ ] Develop a flying car
DC 80
Flying cars have been mankind's dream ever since The Jetsons aired! You'll need to update the designs a little so they don't look like they crawled out of a Kronos factory, and probably bribe a few senators to pass legislation allowing the things. Oh, and you'll actually have to develop the technology.
(Reward: General fame and fortune, slight government disapproval, ???)
[ ] Form a think tank
DC 120
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. just isn't cutting it anymore. Collect a large number of more reliable scientists to throw at the great and pressing questions of the age; or just whatever you want them to look into.
(Reward: Unlocks a second Learning action per turn; reveals ???)
[ ] Research genetics
DC 100
There are all sorts of genetics startup companies nowadays but you're not part of any of them and none of them are a part of you. Still, it might be a good idea to investigate the subject yourself- being able to understand and modify the genome is invaluable! Just think of all the potential experiments and projects you could get up to once you breach the subject.
(Reward: New research unlocked)
[ ] Improve Digital Security
DC 80
Now that you're running off your own proprietary system, your security is already a couple steps ahead of the less computer-literate corporate oligarchs out there. But that's no reason to rest on your laurels. In today's world, digital attack is a much more likely occurrence than a physical one. Plug all possible exploits, build a firewall 500 megabytes tall, make your employees know not to fall for phishing scams no matter how funny they might be, and turn the DEI mainframe into an impregnable codebase. This action will also slightly increase the security of DoofOS in general.
[ ] Develop energy weaponry
DC 75
You've got the basics down but have failed to make it truly accessible so far. The laser weapons you can currently build are large, unwieldy, expensive to develop and even more expensive to fire. Perhaps with some research you could reduce them down to a man-portable size.
(Rewards: Bonuses to some martial rolls, other tech options become available later on)
[ ] Research Greevil Power
DC 65
The problem with a lot of green power is that it's not only not evil, it's inefficient to boot! They say wind power is nice and all, but how many kilowatts per hour does it really produce? Not many! Look into something far more efficient, like Evil Biofuel refined from Evil Algal Cultures!
(Reward: New research options unlocked, general fame and fortune)
[ ] Begin the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program
DC ???, higher DC indicates higher initial success
Space. The final frontier. The one place you've never managed to crack with any sort of regularity. Sure, you've sent up the odd satellite or twenty, and you even had some plans for a space station in the works, but that literally never got off of the ground. Instead of expanding outward, you can expand upward! Imagine the possibilities! Space Science! A vantage point to spy for aliens unobstructed by a pesky atmosphere! An asteroid belt filled to the brim with valuable minerals!
(Reward: Space program started, research options unlocked, questline unlocked)
[ ] Try and induce superpowers
DC ???
There's no one 'event' that can definitively be linked to giving someone powers. Some people are born with them, some develop them spontaneously, and others choose to rely on fantastic technology. There's got to be a pattern in there, though, the scientist in you refuses to believe otherwise! By all rights everyone who takes a bath in radioactive waste should be dead within a week, but you'll somehow get that tenth guy who can breathe radioactive lasers. What gives?
( Rewards: ???, ???, possible new research option, possible new Hero unit, possible new rival?)
[ ] Research fusion power
DC ???
Cold fusion is in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, so maybe you just want to stick with the normal kind instead. This would take care of your power problems for the next few millennia and drive Mr. Khan out of business! It might even win you a Nobel prize if those schmucks over in Stockholm will just get over what happened back in '07.
Quest Actions
[ ] Expedition to Castle Doofhawk
After careful study, you have determined that your Great Great Great^65 Uncle Malifishmirtz was a known warlock with his own ancestral castle and everything. The secrets of magic itself could be waiting for you within the ruins. You just have to reach out and take it! Doofenshmirtz may go on this quest, and probably should.
[ ] Operation: Blue Hawaii
You have received a mysterious transmission from a mysterious man with a mysterious accent, begging you to rescue him from his captors on the supposedly-destroyed islands of Hawaii in return for his mysterious scientific genius! The message is encrypted, and will take time for anyone not Inator-powered to figure out, so it's not immediately pressing, but it seems like a clear way to gain some more intel and perhaps a valuable ally.
Doof may not go on this Quest.
[ ] One Man's Trash
You have discovered the wasteland in the center of the country is not only a wasteland: it is a landfill! More scrap, trash and just than the eye can see, more trash than the world could make in a hundred years or more, piled unendingly to the sky! This defies all logic, and is thus an obvious target for your investigations. Pull together some PPE and send some troops!
Doof may not go on this Quest.
Assign Heroes (Minimum 2, Maximum 5 per quest)
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
[ ] Write-In
You may take Quest actions during any turn. You may go on multiple Quests per turn if you wish. When taking a quest action, you choose a number of hero units to travel on a Quest. These heroes are not available for other actions on that turn. Once a Quest starts, overall turns will stop and the story will focus on the Quest until its completion. The assigned heroes will have to face a series of DCs to see how well they do while Questing, and will be faced with various choices you will have to respond to. Doofenshmirtz will sometimes be able to join in on quests, but not always. If he is able to join, he will need to give up 3 personal actions that turn, the same as giving something his Personal Attention. He'll still have one to use.
Heroes who do not go on the Quest will have their actions like normal. The turn will resume once the quest is over.
Naming the OS
What will your OS be called?
[ ] DoofOS
[ ] Doofnet
[ ] Write-In
Releasing the OS
All the work is done on the OS, the marketing division is at the ready and you're set to release. Do it this turn?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Personal Actions
[ ] Spend time with Vanessa
You've been pretty busy these past few months, what with the country almost collapsing and everything. Why not spend some quality time with your daughter?
Reward revealed: Unlocks Vanessa as a hero unit. 19/100
[ ] Browse online for interesting stories
Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but you might just stumble across something that'll end up being useful. Whether that's a rumor that will pan out, an online blueprint, or just the next popular viral video is all up to chance.
[ ] Start writing a musical
You've written a couple musical numbers in your day and you've got a penchant for showtunes. Put them all together in a glorious musical that can actually be performed on Broadway, assuming they forgive you for what happened back in '11!
[ ] Take self-defense classes
You will readily admit that you are not quite the peak of physical perfection. What with the hunch, the gangly limbs, lack of coordination, and general left-footedness. Taking some self-defense classes may at least somewhat ameliorate the issue.
[ ] Acquire tickets to the Kronos gala- Must be completed before Turn 7 November/December 2015 to attend
That rat Syndrome has sent tickets to Khan, Glomgold, Xanatos, even some of those stooges from the Zaibatsu, but he never sent any to you! Well, he never sent any to Shego, but they hate each other! Why didn't you get one?! Try and acquire some tickets so you can see what his tech gala is all about!
(Reward: ??? Quest)
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
No matter how big your evil schemes get, you will always have time for the creations that started it all. If you choose to roll on the inator table, you can roll twice and choose an inator.
[ ] Chat with the Bossman
Your employees are valuable resources in the pursuit of evil. You should see how they are doing. Choose a hero to spend time with. That hero gains a +10 to loyalty for the next 3 turns. This option can sometimes also lead to learning more about your chosen hero, possibly granting new traits or events.
[ ] Give a project your 'personal attention' (3 personal actions)
- [ ] Write In:
Spend all your free time on ensuring a project goes off as smoothly as possible!
You've been pretty busy these past few months, what with the country almost collapsing and everything. Why not spend some quality time with your daughter?
Reward revealed: Unlocks Vanessa as a hero unit. 19/100
[ ] Browse online for interesting stories
Sure, most of what you find online is crap, but you might just stumble across something that'll end up being useful. Whether that's a rumor that will pan out, an online blueprint, or just the next popular viral video is all up to chance.
[ ] Start writing a musical
You've written a couple musical numbers in your day and you've got a penchant for showtunes. Put them all together in a glorious musical that can actually be performed on Broadway, assuming they forgive you for what happened back in '11!
[ ] Take self-defense classes
You will readily admit that you are not quite the peak of physical perfection. What with the hunch, the gangly limbs, lack of coordination, and general left-footedness. Taking some self-defense classes may at least somewhat ameliorate the issue.
[ ] Acquire tickets to the Kronos gala- Must be completed before Turn 7 November/December 2015 to attend
That rat Syndrome has sent tickets to Khan, Glomgold, Xanatos, even some of those stooges from the Zaibatsu, but he never sent any to you! Well, he never sent any to Shego, but they hate each other! Why didn't you get one?! Try and acquire some tickets so you can see what his tech gala is all about!
(Reward: ??? Quest)
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
No matter how big your evil schemes get, you will always have time for the creations that started it all. If you choose to roll on the inator table, you can roll twice and choose an inator.
[ ] Chat with the Bossman
Your employees are valuable resources in the pursuit of evil. You should see how they are doing. Choose a hero to spend time with. That hero gains a +10 to loyalty for the next 3 turns. This option can sometimes also lead to learning more about your chosen hero, possibly granting new traits or events.
[ ] Give a project your 'personal attention' (3 personal actions)
- [ ] Write In:
Spend all your free time on ensuring a project goes off as smoothly as possible!
[ ] Bond with Max
You've spent a lot of time these past couple months moving around and looking for jobs. Now that your living situation is pretty secure you should spend some time with your son!
(Reward revealed: Unlocks Max as a hero unit 31/100)
[ ] Do some home gardening
Sure, all the Japanese maples make the place look different from back in Spoonerville, but the concept is still the same, right? Do some gardening, take a load off, and maybe grow some food that isn't produced in a vat.
[ ] Finish your degree online
The incident at the X-Games pretty quickly put an end to your plans for a degree. Fortunately all sorts of colleges offer online degrees now, and you've got just enough time to try and finish one! Not only would this make you feel better about yourself, it might have some actual effects on your job, too!
[ ] Find Mickey or [ ] Find Donald
Donald and Mickey have dropped off the grid recently. While the occasional Christmas card has proven they're not dead, you're not sure where they are and for some reason they're not saying. Now that you don't have to worry about finding a job you can devote some time to finding your old friends.
[ ] Look into Pete
Your old... well, maybe 'friend' is pushing it. Neighbor? Your old neighbor has dropped off the grid as well without so much as a goodbye. While that does sound like him you're sure he'd at least give you a call to gloat about something, but so far there's been no communication. Take a look into what he's doing now that his car dealership is long gone.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
You've spent a lot of time these past couple months moving around and looking for jobs. Now that your living situation is pretty secure you should spend some time with your son!
(Reward revealed: Unlocks Max as a hero unit 31/100)
[ ] Do some home gardening
Sure, all the Japanese maples make the place look different from back in Spoonerville, but the concept is still the same, right? Do some gardening, take a load off, and maybe grow some food that isn't produced in a vat.
[ ] Finish your degree online
The incident at the X-Games pretty quickly put an end to your plans for a degree. Fortunately all sorts of colleges offer online degrees now, and you've got just enough time to try and finish one! Not only would this make you feel better about yourself, it might have some actual effects on your job, too!
[ ] Find Mickey or [ ] Find Donald
Donald and Mickey have dropped off the grid recently. While the occasional Christmas card has proven they're not dead, you're not sure where they are and for some reason they're not saying. Now that you don't have to worry about finding a job you can devote some time to finding your old friends.
[ ] Look into Pete
Your old... well, maybe 'friend' is pushing it. Neighbor? Your old neighbor has dropped off the grid as well without so much as a goodbye. While that does sound like him you're sure he'd at least give you a call to gloat about something, but so far there's been no communication. Take a look into what he's doing now that his car dealership is long gone.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Learn English
Ancient Mongolian is not a very effective means of communicating anything aside from hostile intent. If Temujin is going to function in the modern world he's going to need to learn to speak English. This will likely increase at least some of his non-combat capabilities.
(Reward revealed: Genghis Khan becomes fluent in English, some stats may increase: 96/250)
[ ] Practice Mongolian Throat Singing
Music is a universal language. The world will listen to the song of your people, and the memory of the steppes will live on. Tengri knows what will come of this.
[ ] Find a new steed
A Mongol without his horse is a Mongol without his soul. Find a mount worthy of the Khan of Khans. The results of this option will depend on what sort of creatures you currently have access to.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
Ancient Mongolian is not a very effective means of communicating anything aside from hostile intent. If Temujin is going to function in the modern world he's going to need to learn to speak English. This will likely increase at least some of his non-combat capabilities.
(Reward revealed: Genghis Khan becomes fluent in English, some stats may increase: 96/250)
[ ] Practice Mongolian Throat Singing
Music is a universal language. The world will listen to the song of your people, and the memory of the steppes will live on. Tengri knows what will come of this.
[ ] Find a new steed
A Mongol without his horse is a Mongol without his soul. Find a mount worthy of the Khan of Khans. The results of this option will depend on what sort of creatures you currently have access to.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] Personally oversee ACME product testing
While you no longer have the title of CEO, you are still technically in charge of ACME. It behooves you to oversee the process of making sure ACME products maintain the standard of quality they are known for.
[ ] Personally oversee trying to catch the Road Runner
Having major stakes in an evil megacorporation is nice and all, but it isn't exactly your sole motivation in life; this is. You spend your action attempting what you've been trying to do for ages, only this time you'll get them for sure.
[ ] Set up a trap
If there is one thing you and Doof have in common, it is a love of trapmaking. Why not throw together some sort of impressive imprisonment and see what comes of it?
[ ] Work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
While you no longer have the title of CEO, you are still technically in charge of ACME. It behooves you to oversee the process of making sure ACME products maintain the standard of quality they are known for.
[ ] Personally oversee trying to catch the Road Runner
Having major stakes in an evil megacorporation is nice and all, but it isn't exactly your sole motivation in life; this is. You spend your action attempting what you've been trying to do for ages, only this time you'll get them for sure.
[ ] Set up a trap
If there is one thing you and Doof have in common, it is a love of trapmaking. Why not throw together some sort of impressive imprisonment and see what comes of it?
[ ] Work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz
-[ ] Which project?
"Well… Major Monogram's a little happier, I guess, since he actually got to do something good, but that's really not gonna overcome the whole 'crushing OWCA' and 'being recruited by his worst enemy' thing. At least he's in a better mood after you talked musical theatre with him.
"Karl! What did I say about breaking the fourth wall?!"
"Sorry sir!"
"Karl! What did I say about breaking the fourth wall?!"
"Sorry sir!"
[ ] Complete a mission for the government
At the end of the day, Agent Russ is here on the behalf of the government. Sometimes the Feds need him somewhere else.
[ ] Spy on Doof
Agent Russ has technically been ordered to do what you tell him to unless it endangers national security more than it already has been. Practically though, his main goal is to see how dangerous Doof really is, and if the government needs to divert more resources to him. This action may reduce the government's threat assessment of Doof and increase Russ' loyalty… or the opposite, depending on what Russ sees Doofensmirtz doing.
[ ] See a musical
Agent Russ must have at least one interest outside of his job. You think you caught him slipping away to the Danville Performing Arts Center recently… This option may let you learn more about Agent Russ, and also see what is happening Off-Broadway right now.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
At the end of the day, Agent Russ is here on the behalf of the government. Sometimes the Feds need him somewhere else.
[ ] Spy on Doof
Agent Russ has technically been ordered to do what you tell him to unless it endangers national security more than it already has been. Practically though, his main goal is to see how dangerous Doof really is, and if the government needs to divert more resources to him. This action may reduce the government's threat assessment of Doof and increase Russ' loyalty… or the opposite, depending on what Russ sees Doofensmirtz doing.
[ ] See a musical
Agent Russ must have at least one interest outside of his job. You think you caught him slipping away to the Danville Performing Arts Center recently… This option may let you learn more about Agent Russ, and also see what is happening Off-Broadway right now.
[ ] Work for Dr. D
-[ ] Which project?
[ ] End your obsession with platypodes
Norm's internal circuitry is still based around a single, fundamental, platypus hunting core. This limits his usefulness in non-platypus related areas. Attempting to rewire your own circuits is a dangerous activity, but Norm is determined to be the best Norm he can be. The better your AI technology is, the more likely this is to improve things and not make them worse.
[ ] Follow Father around
Norm's desire to help and please his creator knows no bounds. Practically, this means he spends a lot of time just watching you. He may end up helping you with whatever you're working on at the time, or even learn a thing or two from you.
[ ] Try to become a Real Boy
Norm's most fervent, secret desire is to be a real boy. Maybe if he wishes on a star hard enough, it will come true.
Norm's internal circuitry is still based around a single, fundamental, platypus hunting core. This limits his usefulness in non-platypus related areas. Attempting to rewire your own circuits is a dangerous activity, but Norm is determined to be the best Norm he can be. The better your AI technology is, the more likely this is to improve things and not make them worse.
[ ] Follow Father around
Norm's desire to help and please his creator knows no bounds. Practically, this means he spends a lot of time just watching you. He may end up helping you with whatever you're working on at the time, or even learn a thing or two from you.
[ ] Try to become a Real Boy
Norm's most fervent, secret desire is to be a real boy. Maybe if he wishes on a star hard enough, it will come true.
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
[ ] Work on an extra action?
[ ] Write In
Activate an Inator?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Edit: There will be a one hour moratorium on voting.
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Kaboomatic
Where the Wild Things Are
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Forgot the threadmark
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Thanks, I got this post and the previous one mixed up in terms of threadmarks.
Kaboomatic
Where the Wild Things Are
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Oh
Also
Is monogram not supposed to have any personal actions?
And are the personal actions for monogram, norm, love muffin, and Russ supposed to be unspoilered?
Also
Is monogram not supposed to have any personal actions?
And are the personal actions for monogram, norm, love muffin, and Russ supposed to be unspoilered?
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Monogram is not supposed to have any personal actions, Karl told you it's because he's still a little miffed. They're supposed to be unspoilered since they're not very long, but I could put them in spoilers so the format is more cohesive.
Edit: Everyone with a personal action is in spoilers.
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- Location
- NJ
So Goofy doesn't have a college degree yet huh, I wonder what would happen if he got one?
- Location
- California
What would he major in?
- Location
- Pennsylvania
No, by using one personal action he can split his attention between two national actions, only getting 2/3 of his stats on either.