AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
TWO Wile E Coyotes?!
Oh, this is gonna mess up the shipping chart something fierce.
Oh, this is gonna mess up the shipping chart something fierce.
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
You know, oddly enough, despite her vital performance in the latest quest, it was only after that bombastic presentation (and pushing Mirage down a slide) that I've fully accepted Mez into the family in my heart. Good performance from Gomez too.
Go on Blot, correct the great imbalance.
Go on Blot, correct the great imbalance.
- Location
- Two hours away
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Nope, nope, nope. No thank you.
German has different rules on double negatives but Wile E. strikes me as someone who would catch the grammatically incorrect nonexplosion.
Heinz is someone who's fine with seeing +5000 emails in their inbox. Mirage and Janus are not okay with their boss having +5000 unread emails.
I was expecting him to word it worse. So long as we're paying him we're fine.
The unimportant sunglasses have been deemed important by my invention which pointed to these unimportant glasses which are important because my invention which I calibrated to find important things found a level of importance in these unimportant sunglasses that can be described as important by following the metric provided by my invention that...
mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
- Location
- You'll neeever guess
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
So, Blot stole the glasses we were going to use to bring Russ back and kidnapped us. Fortunately, Mez and Mirage are hunting down the Coyote doppelgänger, so we should be back in no time. I just hope Blot helps us pull Russ back…
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
Blot seems ultimately fine with our people getting involved since Mez managed to sniff out the traitor. He just doesn't think our involvement will change the result from what he wants from this.
Which assumedly is Russ. Blot is a toon, and thus runs on narrative. What's a powerful narrative tool? Especially for a villain? A nemesis. A hero to work against or to work against you.
Which assumedly is Russ. Blot is a toon, and thus runs on narrative. What's a powerful narrative tool? Especially for a villain? A nemesis. A hero to work against or to work against you.
If anyone could piece back together Russ's existence from around the gaps, it'd be Blot. He's, like, the second-most-skilled Intrigue unit we know of, and the first...Well, we just had a meeting with him. So, yeah, he wants Russ back. Given the title...I'm gonna assume he might place us in some complicated death trap? That is his MO, and that would certainly elect a "so that's what that feels like" reaction from Doof.
- Location
- UK
"I didn't want to catch you up in the over- complicated death-trap Doofenshmirtz. Irony is a valid Toon plot progression."
Doofenshmirtz admires the death-trap thinking "So that's what it's like. "So can you tell me why your a villain. It always good to explain part of your backstory. And why you doing this."
"As you know I need a nemesis." Phantom Blot goes into a flashback only to find Doofenshmirtz standing next to him.
Doofenshmirtz eyes tear up. With difficulty and emotions of sadness and joy Doofenshmirtz states. "Sometimes Perry the Platypus deliberately got captured or helped when I needed it when I wasn't running an evil plot. So let's crack on."
Doofenshmirtz admires the death-trap thinking "So that's what it's like. "So can you tell me why your a villain. It always good to explain part of your backstory. And why you doing this."
"As you know I need a nemesis." Phantom Blot goes into a flashback only to find Doofenshmirtz standing next to him.
Doofenshmirtz eyes tear up. With difficulty and emotions of sadness and joy Doofenshmirtz states. "Sometimes Perry the Platypus deliberately got captured or helped when I needed it when I wasn't running an evil plot. So let's crack on."
The question is, how does Jumba fucking up with a magic book play into things?
(I will say: I doubt it, but it'd be hilarious if it turns out this is a Deja Vu situation IE the crit-fail just cuts off the action and the rest of the interlude proceeds as normal.)
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Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
Wait, so does that mean that she got Xanatos' spies, or that she didn't get Xanatos spies? Do we need to do a specific action to look for Xanatos spies?
- Location
- The great frozen north
Wait was it the fake Blot Coyote or the real Coyote we were chatting about traps with?
I think the narrative is trying to tell us something. And with the Blot interfering, we probably will need it. Speaking of the blot, his ability to make a clone of Coyote and to steal glasses from almost literally under our noses is frightening.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Hahaha! Okay, this was every bit as hilarious as I imagined. It's actually really funny how everyone is okay with Blot having Tier-3'd us until now... because we have a strong hunch that his next actions involve bringing Russ back. Now if another king, like say, Glomgold had T3'd us, that would be another story entirely.
Anyways, looking forward to Part 2!
Anyways, looking forward to Part 2!
- Location
- USA
He's not a clone.
Ralph is a distinct separate character.
His gimmick was clocking in to work along with a sheepdog character in a friendly way.
Then he would try to grab some sheep, the sheepdog would stop him, then the dog and a beat up Ralph would clock out and part ways telling each other to have a good night.
Now Ralph also looks pretty much identical to wile but has a red nose instead of black.
- Location
- Australia
Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog - Wikipedia
- Location
- Germany
...Someone mind giving me the short and skinny what just happened?
Terribly confused now.
Terribly confused now.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Coyote has a lovely chat with Doof.
Ludivine is 'in the doghouse' due to her stunt with Flubber.
Mez rooted out the vast majority of spies in our company, including the only current Tier-3 Spy: Wile E. Coyote. It turns out that the Phantom Blot had sent a doppleganger in the form of Ralph Wolf to masquerade as Coyote and receive free intel from the council. Mirage and Mez give chase as Ralph makes his escape.
Gomez has managed to find a way to get Russ to come back to us, using the agent's glasses as the catalyst. However, Blot interrupts by stealing both the catalyst and Doof. He says that because Mez managed to sniff out his agent, he'll let Doof Inc. watch HIS plan on bringing Russ back to reality.
- Location
- USA
No problem.
We had a nice chat with Wile...
Er... yes that.
You are very fast.
Blot was using Ralph Wolf, a toon largely identical to Coyote, for his infiltration. He just stole Doof and some of our stuff for something, probably involving recovering Russ.
Mirage and Mezmerella may get a miniquest to get back Doof or something like that.
- Location
- United Kigdom
Well, between the chaos, the emotions, the confusion and long-term activities coming to light, of this chapter felt like peak Doofquest energy
... even with the discussion after the interlude, I still have no idea what's up with Xanay
Okay, that's just a great image to think about
Oh damn, a level... hopefully it doesn't need a pulley or lightning
Mezmerella fits in brilliantly with the DEI atmosphere; getting petty like that
A reminder that this is one of our straight-people
That's a really great section; I love the meta
I'm pretty sure it indicates that she knows Doof was the one giving Xanatos information but had enough tact not to say it there
... even with the discussion after the interlude, I still have no idea what's up with Xanay
Okay, that's just a great image to think about
Oh damn, a level... hopefully it doesn't need a pulley or lightning
Mezmerella fits in brilliantly with the DEI atmosphere; getting petty like that
A reminder that this is one of our straight-people
That's a really great section; I love the meta
I'm pretty sure it indicates that she knows Doof was the one giving Xanatos information but had enough tact not to say it there
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- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
[manfully resists urge to make 'Mistress of Mirage' jokes]
- Location
- USA
I love these council interludes. Just seeing them bounce off each other is wonderful.
Well, when one ship sinks, another sets sail.
That was delightful.
Comedic, yet still sensible and consistent.
Nice bit of bonding with Wile. Likely a loyalty bonus which is always good. Probably also more personal actions for him which… honestly we are unlikely to ever get to and are thus worthless.
Mez is fun. And far more importantly she got rid of the Tier 3 infiltration without costing us a hero unit.
Also it is good to see some inators be used in something at least resembling a useful fashion.
Somewhat confused as to why Mirage is being dragged along on this mini-quest. That said it will probably do her some good to be part of a rescue operation.
My understanding is that Xanatos does not have any spies. What he does have is regular meetings with Doof and an unassailable intrigue advantage. Doof has learned to not monologue his deepest secrets but Xanatos can still get a whole lot of info out of Doof regardless.
