- Location
- The City of Tears, Hallownest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Jeez that was a long one. Not great, but not terrible. Some doors close and others open. I for one look forward to Waverly Place.
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
Metroidwave
Strength To Lean On
- Location
- Somewhere in Colorado
...Wait is Fireball a part of this quest? Did I miss something?
This is a thing that exists.
Why is this a thing that exists.
How... What... I don't even...
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Deep regret over killing a hero is a pretty big part of his thing here.
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
Better question, why shouldn't exist?
- Location
- Everywhere
I do not endorse burying the hatchet with doom. I do, however, support burying him.
- Location
- USA
We have bigger fish to fry. Toffee comes to mind.
And the Yokai. And Obake Especially cause he's now targeting Vanessa.
mangawriter77
Otaku^9000 (In my own opinion)
- Location
- You'll neeever guess
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
Woah, woah, woah, what's all this about someone attacking SFIT? When did that happen?!
I fixed that for you.
- Location
- USA
Also, a talk with Bossman for Mirage seems like it should be a guaranteed lock for next turn.
- Location
- USA
Also talk with Norm and CJ.
Also the QMs have said we could have a personal where Doof and Winston hang out. They barely know each other right now but would definitely say yes.
And I can't think of a better person for Doof to befriend than Winston, to be honest.
He really needs friends. Technically his closest friend is Janna.
- Location
- Germany
Stat increases for our goons are always goos are those for people we like (Hego and Winston), while I admittedly could do without Glomgold and ESPECIALLY Doom benefitting from it, but it´s no dealbreaker.
...As long as that sleepless night doesn´t result in us losing Income in any way, I don´t care about those two jerks coming to blows.
Personally, I am very willing to talk with ENCOM about that feud, because let´s be honest: Right now we got now way of meaningfully continuing it, what with our cyber-"turf" being rather diminished after all that happened.
Yeah, we might wanna tackle GGs offer soon - "gift horses" and all that, you know?
Considering possible implications about that one, a bit of a "maybe" on a MILITARY collab with one of the Zaibatsu.
...The only way I´ll ever bury that particular hatchet is by launching it at his skull at terminal velocity.
Fuck you, you mass murderer (and unlike Mirage, he doesn´t give a single fuck about his victims, so it´s not the same)
YES!
Finally we can officially get started on that whole "Council of the Semi-Sane" business after *Years* (both in-game and irl) of batting that idea around in the thread with little payout!
Wouldn´t be surprised if David (and through him probably Shego as well, since they seem to have their own little alliance going on at least to an extent) soon gains knowledge of this formal alliance and starts probing us both for what I expect to be another, bigger team-up (both Doof and David already implicitly agreed to help each other out on nasty issues like Toffee - coupled with Winston being a pretty agreeable fellow that points towards Xanatos aiming for peaceful-enough coexistence if for sheer self- interest)
So yeah, turns out this quest might be the nucleus the Council needed to get off the ground for good...not complaining at all.
As someone else argued, we could try convincing our new Ally to help us Decode those Pesky Transmission now...Olympia with their robotic/AI angle could give us the oomph needed (on top of our council as well - don´t forget that one) and now they are far more receptive to indulge what only seems to be a trivial matter.
Having a reliable outside view to gauge our standing in the "game" is a very nice thing to have - as for that Faction Opinion thingy, not bad either
...Yeah, some casualities were inevitable with how things escalated, but at least we were able to drastically reduce the amount...should only help our PR, for one.
...Honestly? Considering what they just were told, even a *permanent* -5 to Loyalty (and it might not even be permanent, just long-lasting) feels rather trivial to counteract, so I don´t mind it that much.
...But I really do mind the whole "Edna Mode situation" - we really need to put a lid on that one somehow (preferably without having to "permanently silence" her, because Mirage already has way too many deaths weighing down her conscience and Edna is far too influential in the Cape community for her ignoble end to not blow up in some form)...really would like her to stand down willingly, you know?
Yeah, even with the DEI-Olympia relations beign that great right now, that ship was hard to manage at best and utterly untenable at worst, so it´s best for everyone if Mirage and Hego just remain...something *akin* to friends considering her past.
Either that or convince her to leave/not spill the beans on her own accord.
And probably some Shrink-ing via Technor as well, yes...gal needs it right now.
Argidoll
And hast thou slain the Jabberwocky?
- Location
- Dreamland
"And so, your late father perfectly governed the country of Uranos.
However, it's sheer perfection left the God speechless.
It was as if the worm was born inside the early bird's stomach, or if the hand was located in the itchy spot.
If that is the case, does God even need to speak?
That is where your father came up with a plan to solve the God's problem: Doing everything in restricted perfection, or DERP, for short."
Modus_Tollens
SCREAMING AT THE APOCALYPSE
- Location
- ALSO SCREAMING.
Even if communication is made things are going to be weird. That Von Neumann swarm had the theoretical capacity to talk with human beings for forty thousand years but, in terms of actual communication, you may as well be trying to teach long division to a goldfish. Even the higher end AIs are effectively living a lucid dream for the amount of coherence that we see.... and its up in the air as to whether they even realize they have neighbors at all. And about the only thing humanity could give is curiosities and entertainment for those stir crazy time abysses.
Once we figure out how to talk to them I expect a number of easily fumbled rolls to actually get anything out of it. We'd probably have an easier time communicating with the rogue terraforming engine in the Nausicaa-sourced, Ohm-infested jungles and that is saying something.
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- Location
- USA
Nope.
First of all, she has her own therapist already. Have her talk to them with her own personal action instead.
Second of all, Technor has more important stuff to do than to just do personal actions for others all the time.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVHfxTZAMYw
More seriously, not going with Fight On was probably the very final nail.
*notes down ideas for a definitely non-canon omake*
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- Location
- Germany
While you do have a point, I am loathe to have Mirage air that kind of baggage to anyone outside of DEIs purview, doctor-patient confidentiality be damned.
SEMI-Sane, if you please...after all, *Doof* would be a part of it as well and he does have some loose screws.
As for Sinatron, he´ll probably get a new body from Winston, so we don´t need to concern ourselves with that.
But I hope he gains knowledge of the *Desolate* state of the Grid (especially the war between the MCP and King Candy), because then he should tell Winston, who then in turn will probably tell us
A - We are *officially-ish Allies now*, so there should be a common "field of view" in terms of threats between us (yes, that means that *eventually* - probably after a little talk with David - we should in turn tell Winston about Toffee)
B - Both Olympia and DEI have a common stake in the grid in the form of DaedalOS, so a threat on the Grid will concern us both (sure, thanks to us having the Shiva Laser - though without codes yet - and DoofOS technically still being around DEIs potential stakes are quite a bit higher thna Olympias, but still, the point stands)
- Location
- USA
Hmm...
Well if Sinatron is purely digital now then we should keep plugging away at our computer stuff.
Not only because we have Alan and tron on our team and our computer stuff is being used as refugee camps for digital people fleeing the war, but because if we have a quest in the digital realm there is now a chance Sinatron might show up.
Not much of a choice there. We have to do it now.
Well if Sinatron is purely digital now then we should keep plugging away at our computer stuff.
Not only because we have Alan and tron on our team and our computer stuff is being used as refugee camps for digital people fleeing the war, but because if we have a quest in the digital realm there is now a chance Sinatron might show up.
Not much of a choice there. We have to do it now.
Well and with that the curtain falls for Evelyn (even if there is still a chance for Circuit Breaker to make another appearance in the future, depending on the dice and events jail might not be her end) and this gala.
All in all for a quest where we didn't have much of an idea what we were getting in for at the start other than it being most likely the moment that Evelyn would do her play we actually didn't come out of it in a bad position at all.
We got some important stat boost to the main stats of the whole team and hey Lizzie is getting closer and closer to having the Diplomacy skills of an average Human being.
An actual Allied faction is way more than I expected we would get out of this so that is really nice, for how the setting is and the things that await us we will need all the help we can get and self-rival reports were a thing that I really wished we had so this has been a great haul there.
Of the 2 negatives we got there only 1 is really that much of concern, even if the negative loyalty is permanent and considered to be there as long as Mirage works in the company the only one that would be affected by that would be Marco going from 0 to -5 Loyalty and to be honest since he cost Income its not like we would use him for many Nationals.
On the other hand Edna snooping around will probably be a problem that we will have to deal with in the future.
On the narrative side this quest was a treat to read and a really enjoyable time, great job there to the QM's.
All in all for a quest where we didn't have much of an idea what we were getting in for at the start other than it being most likely the moment that Evelyn would do her play we actually didn't come out of it in a bad position at all.
We got some important stat boost to the main stats of the whole team and hey Lizzie is getting closer and closer to having the Diplomacy skills of an average Human being.
An actual Allied faction is way more than I expected we would get out of this so that is really nice, for how the setting is and the things that await us we will need all the help we can get and self-rival reports were a thing that I really wished we had so this has been a great haul there.
Of the 2 negatives we got there only 1 is really that much of concern, even if the negative loyalty is permanent and considered to be there as long as Mirage works in the company the only one that would be affected by that would be Marco going from 0 to -5 Loyalty and to be honest since he cost Income its not like we would use him for many Nationals.
On the other hand Edna snooping around will probably be a problem that we will have to deal with in the future.
On the narrative side this quest was a treat to read and a really enjoyable time, great job there to the QM's.
Are we sure it's the Mirage X Hego ship that sunk, not the Evelyn X Hego one?
There is also the option to drag it up from the depths, if we can keep some attention on it...
Council Mechanics
- Location
- Pennsylvania
After many months of hard work, you have finally unlocked your council! This mechanic allows you to assign hero units to council seats in return for bonuses on your national actions. Once a hero is assigned to a council seat, they will contribute half of their relevant stat, rounded down, to every national action. None of their modifiers or traits affect this bonus unless otherwise specifically stated.
Once a hero unit is assigned, they cannot be removed from the council until one year has passed, nor can they participate in any national actions or personal actions barring things like inator rolls. Twice per year, in January/February and July/August, Councilors instead get one free personal action they can use.
Your councilors will now have a higher degree of influence in DEI than they did previously. Be careful who you assign, as they by definition are being granted broad insight into all your deep secrets and plans! As a result of having a functional organization, the council will now be able to vote on any national action that you take, and if a majority (4/6) of councilors decide against it, you will be unable to take it! This is based on their own personality and views on the current situation, not particularly their loyalty.
Each councilor will have a listed Personality which describes both the way they tend to vote on various issues and an additional benefit they grant from being in charge. Often, that will be suggesting new Actions from time to time, but other benefits do exist. Councilors will give you advice on the situation at hand and suggestions as to how they think you should move forward. Keep in mind that this will always be from their perspective, and their views may not necessarily be in your best interest or towards your overall goal.
When you remove a hero unit from the council, they will suffer a loyalty bonus. This will usually be small and temporary, but it may vary depending on that unit's temperament and the circumstances under which they were removed. A narcissistic, prideful councilor might be very insulted, while someone who honestly just enjoys tinkering in their workshop might be relieved to have the responsibility taken away! Removing someone specifically to get around a council vote is likely to increase how much of a loyalty penalty they take and might also affect the positions of other councilors in the long term, so plan these things out.
Assign one hero to each category:
Martial
-[ ] Who?
Diplomacy
-[ ] Who?
Stewardship
-[ ] Who?
Intrigue
-[ ] Who?
Learning
-[ ] Who?
Occult
-[ ] Who?
[ ] Mirage
Repentant Shadow
Mirage is an expert in covert ops and 'shady' dealings, but no longer trusts her own judgment on when they are appropriate. Mirage will provide actions likely to advance your soft power and control through subtle means across the country.
[ ] Goofy
Lovable Everyman
Goofy is, as far as Toons go, one of the most popular in the country. There's hardly a man alive with a bad thing to say about Goofy, and only a single cat, depending on the day. Goofy is likely to provide more options that take advantage of his popularity and advance Toons. Goofy is also a fair bit wiser than people give him credit for, and is likely to point out… 'fundamental' issues in planning in much the same way a five year old would.
[ ] Major Monogram and NOWCA
Really Doesn't Like You
Despite the understanding that the two of you have reached, you and Monogram just fundamentally rub each other the wrong way, and that's unlikely to change. Monogram is likely to be contrarian just for the sake of it, which means he will judge 'edge' cases and Evil shenanigans much more harshly than others will. Sort of an 'Angel's Advocate' if you will. However, his insistence on meticulously criticizing every single thing you do means that all National Actions he oversees gain an additional +4 bonus on top of his normal bonus, as do your own Personal Actions.
Lack of Agency can still proc on Monogram! If the government requisitions him, you do not get his council bonus that turn.
[ ] Wile E. Coyote
Super Genius
Coyote is legitimately intelligent in many ways, if not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Having worked with ACME products for more than half a century, his perception of risk/reward balance is slightly skewed. Coyote is more likely to approve large projects or grandiose designs that have a chance of catapulting you forward and equal odds of catapulting a boulder to where you're standing. That being said, he does possess some degree of self-preservation and is likely to veto actions that could result in extremely serious consequences.
[ ] Genghis Khan
'Reduced Carbon Footprint'
Genghis Khan is a brutal, uncompromising warlord who is rapidly adapting to the modern day. He is likely to suggest actions that involve ruthless domination, expansion into areas beyond the government's purview, and ruling with an iron fist.
Maybe ah… maybe cool it there, Temmy.
[ ] Dennis the Duck
Have a Sandwich
Dennis' presence slightly increases the likelihood that other councilors vote the way you want them to.
…they're good sandwiches.
[ ] Technor
THE MECHANICAL MAN
Without the need for doctor-patient confidentiality, Technor can leave his Ego Module in the 'on' position all the time! His power-hungry nature has been sated in the literal, but not metaphorical sense. He is the type to prefer grandiose, destructive mad science, large construction projects, and the occasional bout of petty evil. He will approve plans that thumb their nose at the government up to (but not including) things that could actually get you assassinated. He is unlikely to care much for public opinion.
[ ] Janna
Eldritch Enthusiast
Janna is likely to suggest weird, creepy, or unorthodox actions, expand your avenues into the occult, and do so with little regard for your public image.
[ ] Jumba
Evil Genius
Jumba will provide a +15 bonus to genetics projects he oversees, and will frequently bring you ideas for new and terrible creations. He will approve plans likely to result in chaos, whether on a local or global scale.
[ ] Ludivine
Absent-Minded Professor
Ludivine will suggest science projects with little rhyme or reason, and may refuse projects for seemingly pointless or petty reasons. However, roll 1d6 each turn. On a 6, she will automatically attempt one of your 5 lowest DC Learning actions, using only her own normal hero bonus, in addition to other National Actions.
[ ] Lizzy
Ants. ANTS. ANTWOMAN.
Lizzy likes insects. Lizzy is bad at social interactions.
Yeah uh. Don't expect… much.
[ ] Tobe
ULTIMATE NINJA WARRIOR
Tobe is sympathetic to the needs of eternal rivalry and Nemesis-ship, and will quite likely focus on 'ninja-related actions', whatever that means. However, he is a bit… credulous, and his advice is unlikely to be of much merit. Considering you managed to give him love advice.
[ ] Janus Lee
Two-Faced Transhumanist
Janus Lee wants to improve humanity, one way or another. He is extremely likely to support ideas that encourage the growth of humanity and biological sciences, especially projects with a transhumanist lean. Expect him to smack down anything he sees as frivolous, a waste of time, or blatantly self-destructive. Though he can be talked into exotic vehicles.
[ ] Alan Bradley
Life of Alan
Alan has no idea why you chose him, but he is willing to do his best. Aside from certain… odd preferences related to the digital realm, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders. Whether you agree to his requests to tighten up cybersecurity is up to you. Alan has a +10 to rolls involving designing or implementing computer programs, and an extra +5 specifically for security coding.
[ ] Wendy Wower
Fun Mom of AI
Wendy singlehandedly created modern AI. Twice. She is likely to pour all possible resources towards their development, protect them zealously, and work towards broader dissemination of knowledge in general. Can you say 'Funtertainment', Woweroos?
[ ] Wasabi
Paranoid Perfectionist
Wasabi raises the DC by 5 on all actions he oversees but also raises the crit failure threshold by 10 (compared to base), as he insists on getting everything right and not getting anything wrong. He is likely to balk at anything that appears risky.
[ ] Malifishmirtz
Oh God, It's Just You
Malifishmirtz is, you're not going to lie, disturbingly similar to you. As if 700 years of development somehow recreated nearly the same man, and it's weird that it happened twice. He's likely to give you ideas that match your own, and have sensibilities that rarely conflict with yours. Except Drusselstein. He is not going back to Drusselstein.
[ ] Juniper
Dancing Queen
Juniper has never handled a large bill that she hasn't stolen from a bank vault. But she was technically a minor at the time and statutes of limitations are apparently pretty forgiving, so she's willing to try!
[ ] Agent Unknown Locked
???
For some reason, you seem to have drawn a mustache and sunglasses on the spymaster chair with a marker. Why did you do that?! These chairs are expensive and you lost the receipts!
If, somehow, this chair was put in charge, you get the sense it would suggest things that support American stability and the wellbeing of Toons.
Weird.
[ ] Gomez
Loyal Toady
Gomez has some working knowledge of the occult and how to dissect it using the scientific method, but mostly, he's just here to make you happy. He will never provide you with any useful ideas, ever, but he will also never vote no!
[ ] Mr. Moseby
The Manager You're Speaking To
In a near unique case among DEI leadership, Moseby has spent most of his life actually managing a company, even as countless sources of chaos strove constantly to tear it down. He is likely to propose sensible business ventures, reasonable initiatives, and shoot down anything that renders him spechless in its tomfoolery. He does not approve of hooliganism, thick-headedness, or unwarranted frivolity during work hours.
Invalid Candidates
Max
Indulgent Wastrel
Max is a college dropout with zero managerial skills and a low investment into DEI as a whole. He really has no interest in working with the company at this level.
Kitsune
Physically Unreliable
She laughed. It made you uncomfortable.
Roddy Blair
Professional Contractor
For all he regularly works for you, Roddy is technically a contractor and has little reason to become exclusive.
Phineas and Ferb
Aren't You a Little Young to Join a Council
So there are these things called 'labor laws'.
Marco
'Hero' of Another Story
Marco cares about literally one thing.
Tom
Works For His Parents
You're not his dad.
Mezmerella
Career Supervillain
Mezmerella is not, technically speaking, unwanted in the state of Nevada.
To be continued in Interlude: The Right Hands for the Job
There is a forty-eight hour moratorium on voting.
Once a hero unit is assigned, they cannot be removed from the council until one year has passed, nor can they participate in any national actions or personal actions barring things like inator rolls. Twice per year, in January/February and July/August, Councilors instead get one free personal action they can use.
Your councilors will now have a higher degree of influence in DEI than they did previously. Be careful who you assign, as they by definition are being granted broad insight into all your deep secrets and plans! As a result of having a functional organization, the council will now be able to vote on any national action that you take, and if a majority (4/6) of councilors decide against it, you will be unable to take it! This is based on their own personality and views on the current situation, not particularly their loyalty.
Each councilor will have a listed Personality which describes both the way they tend to vote on various issues and an additional benefit they grant from being in charge. Often, that will be suggesting new Actions from time to time, but other benefits do exist. Councilors will give you advice on the situation at hand and suggestions as to how they think you should move forward. Keep in mind that this will always be from their perspective, and their views may not necessarily be in your best interest or towards your overall goal.
When you remove a hero unit from the council, they will suffer a loyalty bonus. This will usually be small and temporary, but it may vary depending on that unit's temperament and the circumstances under which they were removed. A narcissistic, prideful councilor might be very insulted, while someone who honestly just enjoys tinkering in their workshop might be relieved to have the responsibility taken away! Removing someone specifically to get around a council vote is likely to increase how much of a loyalty penalty they take and might also affect the positions of other councilors in the long term, so plan these things out.
Assign one hero to each category:
Martial
-[ ] Who?
Diplomacy
-[ ] Who?
Stewardship
-[ ] Who?
Intrigue
-[ ] Who?
Learning
-[ ] Who?
Occult
-[ ] Who?
[ ] Mirage
Repentant Shadow
Mirage is an expert in covert ops and 'shady' dealings, but no longer trusts her own judgment on when they are appropriate. Mirage will provide actions likely to advance your soft power and control through subtle means across the country.
[ ] Goofy
Lovable Everyman
Goofy is, as far as Toons go, one of the most popular in the country. There's hardly a man alive with a bad thing to say about Goofy, and only a single cat, depending on the day. Goofy is likely to provide more options that take advantage of his popularity and advance Toons. Goofy is also a fair bit wiser than people give him credit for, and is likely to point out… 'fundamental' issues in planning in much the same way a five year old would.
[ ] Major Monogram and NOWCA
Really Doesn't Like You
Despite the understanding that the two of you have reached, you and Monogram just fundamentally rub each other the wrong way, and that's unlikely to change. Monogram is likely to be contrarian just for the sake of it, which means he will judge 'edge' cases and Evil shenanigans much more harshly than others will. Sort of an 'Angel's Advocate' if you will. However, his insistence on meticulously criticizing every single thing you do means that all National Actions he oversees gain an additional +4 bonus on top of his normal bonus, as do your own Personal Actions.
Lack of Agency can still proc on Monogram! If the government requisitions him, you do not get his council bonus that turn.
[ ] Wile E. Coyote
Super Genius
Coyote is legitimately intelligent in many ways, if not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Having worked with ACME products for more than half a century, his perception of risk/reward balance is slightly skewed. Coyote is more likely to approve large projects or grandiose designs that have a chance of catapulting you forward and equal odds of catapulting a boulder to where you're standing. That being said, he does possess some degree of self-preservation and is likely to veto actions that could result in extremely serious consequences.
[ ] Genghis Khan
'Reduced Carbon Footprint'
Genghis Khan is a brutal, uncompromising warlord who is rapidly adapting to the modern day. He is likely to suggest actions that involve ruthless domination, expansion into areas beyond the government's purview, and ruling with an iron fist.
Maybe ah… maybe cool it there, Temmy.
[ ] Dennis the Duck
Have a Sandwich
Dennis' presence slightly increases the likelihood that other councilors vote the way you want them to.
…they're good sandwiches.
[ ] Technor
THE MECHANICAL MAN
Without the need for doctor-patient confidentiality, Technor can leave his Ego Module in the 'on' position all the time! His power-hungry nature has been sated in the literal, but not metaphorical sense. He is the type to prefer grandiose, destructive mad science, large construction projects, and the occasional bout of petty evil. He will approve plans that thumb their nose at the government up to (but not including) things that could actually get you assassinated. He is unlikely to care much for public opinion.
[ ] Janna
Eldritch Enthusiast
Janna is likely to suggest weird, creepy, or unorthodox actions, expand your avenues into the occult, and do so with little regard for your public image.
[ ] Jumba
Evil Genius
Jumba will provide a +15 bonus to genetics projects he oversees, and will frequently bring you ideas for new and terrible creations. He will approve plans likely to result in chaos, whether on a local or global scale.
[ ] Ludivine
Absent-Minded Professor
Ludivine will suggest science projects with little rhyme or reason, and may refuse projects for seemingly pointless or petty reasons. However, roll 1d6 each turn. On a 6, she will automatically attempt one of your 5 lowest DC Learning actions, using only her own normal hero bonus, in addition to other National Actions.
[ ] Lizzy
Ants. ANTS. ANTWOMAN.
Lizzy likes insects. Lizzy is bad at social interactions.
Yeah uh. Don't expect… much.
[ ] Tobe
ULTIMATE NINJA WARRIOR
Tobe is sympathetic to the needs of eternal rivalry and Nemesis-ship, and will quite likely focus on 'ninja-related actions', whatever that means. However, he is a bit… credulous, and his advice is unlikely to be of much merit. Considering you managed to give him love advice.
[ ] Janus Lee
Two-Faced Transhumanist
Janus Lee wants to improve humanity, one way or another. He is extremely likely to support ideas that encourage the growth of humanity and biological sciences, especially projects with a transhumanist lean. Expect him to smack down anything he sees as frivolous, a waste of time, or blatantly self-destructive. Though he can be talked into exotic vehicles.
[ ] Alan Bradley
Life of Alan
Alan has no idea why you chose him, but he is willing to do his best. Aside from certain… odd preferences related to the digital realm, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders. Whether you agree to his requests to tighten up cybersecurity is up to you. Alan has a +10 to rolls involving designing or implementing computer programs, and an extra +5 specifically for security coding.
[ ] Wendy Wower
Fun Mom of AI
Wendy singlehandedly created modern AI. Twice. She is likely to pour all possible resources towards their development, protect them zealously, and work towards broader dissemination of knowledge in general. Can you say 'Funtertainment', Woweroos?
[ ] Wasabi
Paranoid Perfectionist
Wasabi raises the DC by 5 on all actions he oversees but also raises the crit failure threshold by 10 (compared to base), as he insists on getting everything right and not getting anything wrong. He is likely to balk at anything that appears risky.
[ ] Malifishmirtz
Oh God, It's Just You
Malifishmirtz is, you're not going to lie, disturbingly similar to you. As if 700 years of development somehow recreated nearly the same man, and it's weird that it happened twice. He's likely to give you ideas that match your own, and have sensibilities that rarely conflict with yours. Except Drusselstein. He is not going back to Drusselstein.
[ ] Juniper
Dancing Queen
Juniper has never handled a large bill that she hasn't stolen from a bank vault. But she was technically a minor at the time and statutes of limitations are apparently pretty forgiving, so she's willing to try!
???
For some reason, you seem to have drawn a mustache and sunglasses on the spymaster chair with a marker. Why did you do that?! These chairs are expensive and you lost the receipts!
If, somehow, this chair was put in charge, you get the sense it would suggest things that support American stability and the wellbeing of Toons.
Weird.
[ ] Gomez
Loyal Toady
Gomez has some working knowledge of the occult and how to dissect it using the scientific method, but mostly, he's just here to make you happy. He will never provide you with any useful ideas, ever, but he will also never vote no!
[ ] Mr. Moseby
The Manager You're Speaking To
In a near unique case among DEI leadership, Moseby has spent most of his life actually managing a company, even as countless sources of chaos strove constantly to tear it down. He is likely to propose sensible business ventures, reasonable initiatives, and shoot down anything that renders him spechless in its tomfoolery. He does not approve of hooliganism, thick-headedness, or unwarranted frivolity during work hours.
Invalid Candidates
Max
Indulgent Wastrel
Max is a college dropout with zero managerial skills and a low investment into DEI as a whole. He really has no interest in working with the company at this level.
Kitsune
Physically Unreliable
She laughed. It made you uncomfortable.
Roddy Blair
Professional Contractor
For all he regularly works for you, Roddy is technically a contractor and has little reason to become exclusive.
Phineas and Ferb
Aren't You a Little Young to Join a Council
So there are these things called 'labor laws'.
Marco
'Hero' of Another Story
Marco cares about literally one thing.
Tom
Works For His Parents
You're not his dad.
Mezmerella
Career Supervillain
Mezmerella is not, technically speaking, unwanted in the state of Nevada.
To be continued in Interlude: The Right Hands for the Job
There is a forty-eight hour moratorium on voting.
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- Location
- Two hours away
- Pronouns
- He/Him
FLUBBER! The elephant in the room of Ludivine's action economy is ready to slap us with its trunk. I don't know if that metaphor makes any sense but we have to either burn the files or build Hawaii 2 but this time its death could actually be the result of a power plant accident.