Old Man McGucket would be an incredible asset. Sure he's crazier than a....... I can't honestly think of an analogy, he's just that crazy. But He just needs a LOT of therapy and we just so happen to have an Evil therapy robot.
so yeah we should probably try and get ahold of him if he's not already taken.


As for Mr. Xanatos, we just went up on his list, as for what that list is I have no clue. But if I had to make an educated guess it would be "potential threats" list.
 
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Old Man McGucket would be an incredible asset. Sure he's crazier than a....... I can't honestly think of an analogy he's just that crazy. But He just needs a LOT of therapy and we just so happen to have an Evil therapy robot.
so yeah we should probably try and get ahold of him if he's not already taken.


As for is Mr. Xanatos, we just went up on his list, as for what that list is I have no clue. But if I had to make an educated guess it would be "potential threats" list.
You figure Xanatos is worried Doof can read him like a book?
 
Xanatos Nega-Quest
Xanatos Nega-Quest, one update previous:

Physician's Here said:
Well, it's confirmed. Trevor's just as much of a showboat and a thief as he was in the original timeline.

On the plus side, we've got Doofenshmirz approaching on our six. Now that's someone I'm really interested in talking to.

harleyhex said:
Physician's Here said:
On the plus side, we've got Doofenshmirtz approaching on our six. Now that's someone I'm really interested in talking to.

Doof might be funny, but we have more important things to do at this Gala. We need to keep track of what Syndrome's doing, primarily, and Toffee may be reasonable if we approach him right. I warned people that Trevor was going to be a dead end; we can't afford to get sidetracked again!

Physician's Here said:
harleyhex said:
Doof might be funny, but we have more important things to do at this Gala. We need to keep track of what Syndrome's doing, primarily, and Toffee may be reasonable if we approach him right. I warned people that Trevor was going to be a dead end; we can't afford to get sidetracked again!

I'm not interested in Dr. Heinz because he's hilarious. I'm interested in him because he's the perfect combination of brilliant and utterly imbecelic. His "-inators" defy science and magic alike, and often work on abstract conceptualization to do their jobs. The "Can't-Make-Up-Your-Mind-inator" destroys, specifically, people who can't make up their mind.

That level of tech would make making Doof our ally worthwhile by itself, but again, the man's a moron. Easily lead, clumsily inept, easily foiled should he get any ideas about turning on us. He's as useful a puppet as we're likely to find, and probably? One of the few forces in the setting that could stand up to our triangular friend in Oregon. We need him.

Brighttail said:
Yeah, talking with Doofenschmirtz isn't going to be funny.

It's going to be hilarious. I vote for any option that lets us get closer to the buffoon.

EnergeticPringlEgalitatrian said:
I'm with PH, Doof is all asset, no brain. If we're willing to let him appear to be in charge, he could conquer the world for us. And even if things don't go that far, tonight I predict some easy Intrigue and Diplomacy checks, some amusing dialogue, and a working relationship with a brilliant inventor.

Xanatos Nega-Quest, after last update:

EnergeticPringlEgalitarian said:
what the shit

what the fuck

KinghtdeDress said:
HE KNOWS ABOUT EVERYTHING ABORT ABORT

Hop2It said:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is Heinz Doofenschmirtz dating Shego?

Also how is Heinz Doofenschmirtz dating Shego?!

Nagical said:
Everyone who's terrified of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz now say "Aye".

Hop2It said:
Nagical said:
Everyone who's terrified of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz now say "Aye".

aye

EnergeticPringlEgalitarian said:
Nagical said:
Everyone who's terrified of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz now say "Aye".

Aye!

SylaWisdom said:
Nagical said:
Everyone who's terrified of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz now say "Aye".

AYE.

Brighttail said:
I was right! That was hilarious!
 
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This. I like this.

It's a very fun summary of what's undoubtedly happening in a parallel universe right now. It made me laugh a couple times, and now I feel bad for the poor alternate questers that are freaking out over Doofenshmirtz. You've earned 500 XP!
Makes you wonder how much more they're going to freak out when they learn that we resurrected Genghis Khan and the dinosaurs.
 
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