DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
Mechanically the only way to get multiple heroes in the same actions is to use heroes traits for it. The heroes we have with traits like that are:
- Wile: reduce explosion dice threshold by 15 (doesn't add his stats, doesn't stack with his own Joking Around)
- Juniper: add 10 Martial/Occult to a hero she has a working relationship with (only Technor for the moment)
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Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
That's a really good trait for trying to hit DCs that we can't hit normally. I'll have to remember that exists.
- Pronouns
- She/Her
At that point, we're also risking a crit fail, though, I think. It's better to use it to aim for crits, IMO.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
Hmmm... Can we put Wile E. on Janna when we aim for the Coven? That feels like something we might want a crit on. If we're doing Personal Attention anyway, that means we'll double the chance to explode.
- Location
- Germany
Heck, they don´t even like *inlanders* like Doof himself...Drusselstein is essentially all the world´s generic shittiness rolled into one place.
Stratagemini
Totally a Fire Ferret.
- Location
- Central Park
- Pronouns
- He/Him/They/Them
I mean, sure, but they seem in canon to actually hate magic to the point of murder (or the closest thing P&F gets to it, a dramatized angry mob ready to burn a witch). They treated Phineas and Ferb perfectly fine. Perry too. Even if they hate foreigners, it's clearly not anywhere near as bad for what they feel for wizards, and warlocks, and such.
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- Pronouns
- She/Her
It only works on Research actions, whatever that means. Also, it does stack with Joking Around, just not with his own.
Just noticed this, and corporations have taken income to buy for the past couple turns iirc. And we can't afford any of them.
- Pronouns
- She/Her
We can afford them, we'd just go into the red, which I'm not sure if we really want. Also, Stewardship is quite competitive.
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
Huh. Guess if it ever comes up for us to buy something I know what to support. Hopper pays for itself and a little extra in 3 income periods while Wyndcomm takes a full 5 to pay for itself alone.
- Location
- Pennsylvania
Votes closed.
Interlude: Put An End to This
- Location
- Pennsylvania
"Francis." You say slowly, holding your very pointy head in your hands. "Just… finish putting a stop to this."
"What?!?!" The enormous Dr. Diminutive bellowed. "You can't-"
Agent Silent G smacked him.
"Ow! Newton what the heck!"
"Donde esta la biblioteca?!?!" Dr. Killbot demanded.
"Doofenshmirtz! You've gone too far this time!" Rodney declared.
"I've gone too far? I've gone too far?!" You demand. "I'm not the one who broke half the city in an afternoon! Do you know how much money this is going to cost me to fix?!" You demand. "Neither do I, but at least three of them!"
"We did this because you asked us to!"
Your fists clench. "Yeah. You know what, Rodney? Yeah I did. And do you wanna know why? Because it was the only thing I could think of that might satisfy your oversized, underfilled, puffed up lump of a head!"
The collective morons of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. gasp.
"I 'sidelined' you because you dummkopfs can't replace a lightbulb without arguing about it for three days! You got upset about that, so I put you in charge of my entire science division. Then you do who knows what with the money and come back to me with a model rocket! So I decide to tell you to go wild, do what you're best at, and pick whatever mad science you want, and you destroy my city!"
"That's what we always did!"
"Yeah, maybe so, but newsflash genius! It's my city now! Mine! When I told you to do Mad Science I didn't mean on my lawn! That you would go ahead and destroy your own boss' stuff makes you as dumb as.. as… as I can't think of a thing I'm too angry right now!"
"You've forgotten what it means to be evil!" Rodney snaps.
"How dare you!" You decide to keep going while the momentum is yours. "You want me to be evil? Fine! I am exercising my right to dispose of my imbecilic minions when they fail me for the last time! I hope you enjoy the smoothies in prison, they're… they're very tasty, yes, but I was more going for a metaphor about… oh! Just desserts! Enjoy your just desserts! Which are smoothies."
Rodney screamed.
---
LOVEMUFFIN fallout roll:
???=41
---
Rodney was not having a good week.
Most of his weeks hadn't been good as of late, but today had to take the cake. After dealing with their idiotic, stuck-up, pretentious excuse for a boss for months on end, the fool had finally got it into his head to assign his most prestigious team to do some proper work unlike all that sidelining they had done earlier. Resurrecting Genghis Khan? Perfect! Buying out a useless company with some pretentious windbag who thought he was better than them? There were still scorch marks on the employee lounge ceiling from when Dr. Diminutive had set the trash can on fire.
He had considered the possibility that he may have been a very tiny bit too harsh on Doofenshmirtz when he was ordered to do Mad Science. Finally, a chance to do what they were best at! L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. as a whole had been delighted to return to their many brilliant schemes to take over the world, or destroy the world, or take over the world and then destroy it. Depending on the member, scheme, and current minute. Unfortunately, their idiot bossman hadn't reigned in his entourage of pets, and when those beastly ruffians had finished rounding the other members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. up, he had had the gall to blame the mess on Rodney himself!
Prison, as it turned out, was a terrible place to be. Sure you got free smoothies and wifi, but every time he tried to build so much as a handheld death ray, someone was on hand to put a stop him!
Worst of all, someone, probably that vile Doofenshmirtz, had seen fit to mock them by providing them only one piece of entertainment (aside from the wifi): the phone based dating card game Dream Boy 25! How indescribably insulting! As if their utter genius would ever stoop to…
The others were already starting up a game.
---
Ten minutes later, in the midst of a heated argument, something happened to give them all pause.
The plastic phone started to ring.
"Gasp! It's the dream date!" Dr. Bloodpudding gasped.
"Out of the way you!" the now once again diminutive Dr. Diminutive declared, using his small profile to slip under the other's guards and pick up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hello Dr… Diminutive."
"Hey! Who're you?" The scientist demanded. "Get off the line! Kevin was about to tell me how dreamy I am!"
"I apologize for the interruption." The young voice responded. "But I felt the need to get in contact with you."
"Aha!" Rodney declared, muscling his way onto the receiver. "This must be some mysterious benefactor, come to recognize our genius in our moment of need!"
"Something like that." The voice replied.
"Then you must be here to break us out!" Dr. Bainbridge declared.
"...AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"...is that a yes?"
"Let's come back to that." The voice replied after a moment. "For now, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions… to the detriment of your former employer."
Rodney smiled. "I think something could be arranged."
"Wait, wait!" Dr. Diminutive declared. "Just one thing first."
"Yes?" The voice asked, sounding vaguely curious.
"Do you think I'm dreamy?"
---
You're not going to sleep tonight.
You can feel it. The stress of the day would have been bad enough, but the real clincher was the ending. As they hauled him away, bean head and all, Rodney said something. Something that will haunt you for weeks to come.
"Curse you, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!!!"
"What?!?!" The enormous Dr. Diminutive bellowed. "You can't-"
Agent Silent G smacked him.
"Ow! Newton what the heck!"
"Donde esta la biblioteca?!?!" Dr. Killbot demanded.
"Doofenshmirtz! You've gone too far this time!" Rodney declared.
"I've gone too far? I've gone too far?!" You demand. "I'm not the one who broke half the city in an afternoon! Do you know how much money this is going to cost me to fix?!" You demand. "Neither do I, but at least three of them!"
"We did this because you asked us to!"
Your fists clench. "Yeah. You know what, Rodney? Yeah I did. And do you wanna know why? Because it was the only thing I could think of that might satisfy your oversized, underfilled, puffed up lump of a head!"
The collective morons of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. gasp.
"I 'sidelined' you because you dummkopfs can't replace a lightbulb without arguing about it for three days! You got upset about that, so I put you in charge of my entire science division. Then you do who knows what with the money and come back to me with a model rocket! So I decide to tell you to go wild, do what you're best at, and pick whatever mad science you want, and you destroy my city!"
"That's what we always did!"
"Yeah, maybe so, but newsflash genius! It's my city now! Mine! When I told you to do Mad Science I didn't mean on my lawn! That you would go ahead and destroy your own boss' stuff makes you as dumb as.. as… as I can't think of a thing I'm too angry right now!"
"You've forgotten what it means to be evil!" Rodney snaps.
"How dare you!" You decide to keep going while the momentum is yours. "You want me to be evil? Fine! I am exercising my right to dispose of my imbecilic minions when they fail me for the last time! I hope you enjoy the smoothies in prison, they're… they're very tasty, yes, but I was more going for a metaphor about… oh! Just desserts! Enjoy your just desserts! Which are smoothies."
Rodney screamed.
---
LOVEMUFFIN fallout roll:
???=41
---
Rodney was not having a good week.
Most of his weeks hadn't been good as of late, but today had to take the cake. After dealing with their idiotic, stuck-up, pretentious excuse for a boss for months on end, the fool had finally got it into his head to assign his most prestigious team to do some proper work unlike all that sidelining they had done earlier. Resurrecting Genghis Khan? Perfect! Buying out a useless company with some pretentious windbag who thought he was better than them? There were still scorch marks on the employee lounge ceiling from when Dr. Diminutive had set the trash can on fire.
He had considered the possibility that he may have been a very tiny bit too harsh on Doofenshmirtz when he was ordered to do Mad Science. Finally, a chance to do what they were best at! L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. as a whole had been delighted to return to their many brilliant schemes to take over the world, or destroy the world, or take over the world and then destroy it. Depending on the member, scheme, and current minute. Unfortunately, their idiot bossman hadn't reigned in his entourage of pets, and when those beastly ruffians had finished rounding the other members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. up, he had had the gall to blame the mess on Rodney himself!
Prison, as it turned out, was a terrible place to be. Sure you got free smoothies and wifi, but every time he tried to build so much as a handheld death ray, someone was on hand to put a stop him!
Worst of all, someone, probably that vile Doofenshmirtz, had seen fit to mock them by providing them only one piece of entertainment (aside from the wifi): the phone based dating card game Dream Boy 25! How indescribably insulting! As if their utter genius would ever stoop to…
The others were already starting up a game.
---
Ten minutes later, in the midst of a heated argument, something happened to give them all pause.
The plastic phone started to ring.
"Gasp! It's the dream date!" Dr. Bloodpudding gasped.
"Out of the way you!" the now once again diminutive Dr. Diminutive declared, using his small profile to slip under the other's guards and pick up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hello Dr… Diminutive."
"Hey! Who're you?" The scientist demanded. "Get off the line! Kevin was about to tell me how dreamy I am!"
"I apologize for the interruption." The young voice responded. "But I felt the need to get in contact with you."
"Aha!" Rodney declared, muscling his way onto the receiver. "This must be some mysterious benefactor, come to recognize our genius in our moment of need!"
"Something like that." The voice replied.
"Then you must be here to break us out!" Dr. Bainbridge declared.
"...AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"...is that a yes?"
"Let's come back to that." The voice replied after a moment. "For now, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions… to the detriment of your former employer."
Rodney smiled. "I think something could be arranged."
"Wait, wait!" Dr. Diminutive declared. "Just one thing first."
"Yes?" The voice asked, sounding vaguely curious.
"Do you think I'm dreamy?"
---
You're not going to sleep tonight.
You can feel it. The stress of the day would have been bad enough, but the real clincher was the ending. As they hauled him away, bean head and all, Rodney said something. Something that will haunt you for weeks to come.
"Curse you, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!!!"
Some other possible results of the LOVEMUFFIN fallout roll you did not get:
-A hated enemy gets L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. as a hero unit
-LOVEMUFFIN somehow manages to escape on their own, becomes a nemesis
-Xanatos gets some intel out of LOVEMUFFIN
-Any attempts at contact fail, and the idiots just sit in prison forever
-A hated enemy gets L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. as a hero unit
-LOVEMUFFIN somehow manages to escape on their own, becomes a nemesis
-Xanatos gets some intel out of LOVEMUFFIN
-Any attempts at contact fail, and the idiots just sit in prison forever
If you're the villain for long enough, do you become the Hero?
The circle is now complete. When Perry left us we were just the learner, now we are the master.
If you are any good at it, not really.
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
I'm so proud of Doof, he's already gotten a proper curse sent his way.
Accept it Dr. D, you're a good guy now.
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It's honestly a shame this didn't happen. I wonder if it would finally cause Xanay to crack.
ExNihilo
SPACE!
- Location
- USA
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Worked for Canon Doof and Xanatos.
- Location
- California,USA
I mean...not debate it but really Is Doof a Villian?
I mean Matpat makes a very convincing argument.
The only truly good man in this gaggle of strange personalities running the US.
And that isn't saying much though you can easily see Xanatos on the darker end of the Hero spectrum.
infinityDivided
Prince Of Doom
- Location
- USA
Well, whoever this is, they've got a functioning brain.
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- Location
- Somewhere.
...but who's the voice?
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I get the feeling he might be Artemis Fowl, Im not sure, but I kind of wish that. We did get the cipher that he would join the scene soon no?
Given that the voice is explicitly described as young (which is not the case for the Blot), that is a good candidate, yes.
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