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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Personally, I'd collab on both diplo actions, fix DoofOS firewalls, and do dino entertainment and build the other dimension inator.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Consider that if Russ succeeds the investigation, that immediately starts up a Quest. I don't feel like doing two quests for this turn, thank you very much.
Hang on.
Maybe we should assign Roddy to build Monogram a lair, so that OWCA won't be in the same building as LOVEMUFFIN. I can easily see that giving a small loyalty boost to both of them (though we might want to give LOVEMUFFIN a lair afterwards, in case they get jealous).
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
Does he sound like the kind of person who learns places rather than look them up on Google Maps?
nkd1325
KNIGHT OF ORANGE
- Location
- AT HIS MAJESTY'S SIDE
Seconding this. Getting OWCA or LOVEMUFFIN a proper base will fix or at least reduce their mutual hatred malus as they aren't in the same building.
As for what to put LOVEMUFFIN on I say exotic vehicles. High enough DC for them to not feel coddled, and it plays into the MAD sceince part as you can go buck wild with what kinds of machines you make
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[] Plan: Questing and Risk Taking
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Upgrade Norm Prime (Wendy Wower)
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Quests:
—[] Continue the Feldrake World Tour (Part 2 of ???)
—-[] Janna, Lizzie, Marco, Tom, Kitsune
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
I'll admit, this plan is somewhat risky, and I'd appreciate someone attaching the odds. But I want to try taking a risk and pushing ourselves.
[] Plan: Janna's Training Montage and a Few Other Things
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Upgrade Norm Prime (Wendy Wower)
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Study magic with Feldrake
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Hang out with Janna
—[] Train Janna
—[] Search for Star
—[] Search for Star
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
This version focuses on finding Star, and also on training Janna up. In exchange, it gives up the Quest.
[] Plan: Beaks Delenda Est
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Assault a Rival (Kitsune)
—-[] Mark Beaks
—-[] Inflict massive amounts of petty inconveniences upon him!
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Study magic with Feldrake
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Hang out with Janna
—[] Upload more on Buzztube
—[] Search for Star
—[] Search for Star
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
I didn't want to commit to full Supervillainy, here, though someone else could switch Kitsune for Wendy, and have Wendy do Buzztube.
EDIT: Since the normal Kitsune Chaos in uncontrollable, I've edited the plan to use a full national action on Beaks. I, personally, don't feel like it's great, since the DC is 100 according to MiH, but it is a rather in character move.
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Upgrade Norm Prime (Wendy Wower)
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Quests:
—[] Continue the Feldrake World Tour (Part 2 of ???)
—-[] Janna, Lizzie, Marco, Tom, Kitsune
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
I'll admit, this plan is somewhat risky, and I'd appreciate someone attaching the odds. But I want to try taking a risk and pushing ourselves.
[] Plan: Janna's Training Montage and a Few Other Things
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Upgrade Norm Prime (Wendy Wower)
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Study magic with Feldrake
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Hang out with Janna
—[] Train Janna
—[] Search for Star
—[] Search for Star
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
This version focuses on finding Star, and also on training Janna up. In exchange, it gives up the Quest.
[] Plan: Beaks Delenda Est
-[] National Actions:
—[][Martial] Assault a Rival (Kitsune)
—-[] Mark Beaks
—-[] Inflict massive amounts of petty inconveniences upon him!
—[][Diplomacy] Form a Research Agreement with the Zaibatzu (Goofy)
—[][Diplomacy] Try to Collaborate with Olympia on an Issue (Mirage)
—[][Stewardship] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
—[][Stewardship] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
—[][Intrigue] Investigate Orton Mahlson (Tobe)
—[][Learning] Large Herbivore Domestication (Janus Lee)
—[][Learning] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
—[][Occult] Study Dance Magic (Juniper)
-[] Nemesis Actions:
—[] Hit the gym
-[] Personal Actions:
—[] Doofenshmirtz
—-[] Tinker with your Inators
—-[] Chat with the Bossman (Alan Bradley)
—-[] Clean out Your Rolodex
—-[] Hire the Dickens Detective Agency (Large)
——[] Spy on your employees
—[] Study science and technology
—[] Personally oversee ACME product testing
—[] Reorganize OWCA
—[] Try to become a Real Boy
—[] Train
—[] Psychoanalyze
—-[] LOVE MUFFIN
—[] Bond with Dad
—[] Retake the SAT
—[] Study magic with Feldrake
—[] Talk with fellow evil scientists
—[] Repair the Martian Robot
—[] Hang out with Janna
—[] Upload more on Buzztube
—[] Search for Star
—[] Search for Star
—[] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook.
-[] LOVE MUFFIN:
—[] Research Exotic Vehicles
-[] Don't Overclock Technor
-[] Activate an Inator
I didn't want to commit to full Supervillainy, here, though someone else could switch Kitsune for Wendy, and have Wendy do Buzztube.
EDIT: Since the normal Kitsune Chaos in uncontrollable, I've edited the plan to use a full national action on Beaks. I, personally, don't feel like it's great, since the DC is 100 according to MiH, but it is a rather in character move.
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We really need to get the damn Council up and running. It is about the only thing that can think of which may help our issue with all of the high DCs.
I guess that Search for Magical Individuals, Study Dance Magic, and Reach out to Magical New York would be the actions if we wanted to increase our chances at Forming a Coven.
I guess that Search for Magical Individuals, Study Dance Magic, and Reach out to Magical New York would be the actions if we wanted to increase our chances at Forming a Coven.
ThatGuyWithIdeas
Treize died for our sins
- Location
- Romania
We're going to need to take Personal Attention this turn, given how many important high DC actions we have. Now to decide which action should get Personal Attention...
Also, perhaps we should not activate an Inator this turn, so that our last personal action does not have to spent on Tinker with your Inators.
Also, perhaps we should not activate an Inator this turn, so that our last personal action does not have to spent on Tinker with your Inators.
- Location
- Somewhere nearby.
Don't get me wrong I like the second, but Beaks Delenda Est, I only regret we don't own Olympia's territory so we could throw him off of Hoover Dam.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Not really. We don't need to have PA every time we take high DC actions as long as there's the right hero for the job. Plus I'd feel more inclined to have Doof do more of his personals right now. This is a pretty lazy turn. Chat with people, tinker with inators, maybe get some random potions even.
We did (part of) the musical back in Nov/Dec or Sept/Oct 2016.
I don't actually have the time to find it unfortunately.
Wrote up a tentative plan that focuses on building collaborative ties with Xanatos and Shego, bolstering our funds, and hopefully lowering some DCs.
[] Plan: Think About The Future
Martial:
-[ ] Upgrade Normbots to current standard (Queen Lizzy)
Low-hanging fruit, and well within Lizzy's capabilities.
Diplomacy:
-[ ] Try to Collaborate With Shego on an Issue (TECHNOR)
--[ ] On the Drug Trade
-[ ] Try to Collaborate With Xanatos on an Issue (Mirage)
--[ ] On the Drug Trade
It's been made clear that the drug trade is a burgeoning problem, and we need to deal with them sooner rather than later. Also, this is a good test run for working with other kings on major issues.
Stewardship:
-[ ] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
Critical on many levels.
-[ ] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
Helps with our income problem and increases our profile in a good way.
Intrigue:
-[ ] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
Clock's ticking.
-[ ] Spy on your employees (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja)
Hopefully we'll finally figure out what's happening with all of the cats.
Learning:
-[ ] Decode Odd Transmissions (Ludivine)
Critical.
-[ ] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
Easily within his wheelhouse.
-[ ] Continue the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program (LOVEMUFFIN)
Something tells me they won't appreciate being pulled off of this project. It's hard, extreme, and perhaps more importantly for LOVEMUFFIN, it's theirs.
Occult:
-[ ] Summon Demons (Janna)
We need to do something with Occult, it's either this or Dance Magic and I kinda want to see who Juniper jives with the most first using her personal.
Nemesis:
Max:
-[ ] Hit the gym
Personals:
Doofenshmirtz:
-[ ] Chat with the Bossman
--[ ] Alan Bradley (Figure out his secrets, maybe?)
-[ ] Tinker with your Inators
-[ ] Brew a Potion (I'd like to see what potions are available for us.)
-[ ] Start Writing a Musical
Goofy:
-[ ] Finish your degree online
Genghis Khan:
-[ ] Get an apartment (Make him more independent)
Wile E. Coyote:
-[ ] Personally oversee ACME product testing (Might get something good out of it.)
Francis Monogram:
-[ ] Reorganize OWCA
Norm Prime:
-[ ] Try to become a Real Boy (Only option available atm.)
Hego:
-[ ]Train
Kitsune:
-[ ] Spread Chaos (Against Mark Beaks?)
Vanessa:
-[] Retake the SAT
Jumba:
-[ ] Study odd scrolls (Might bear good fruit)
Janus Lee:
-[ ] Custom Design
--[ ]Hego (Fits with Hego's current impetus to improve himself.)
Wendy Wower:
-[ ] Study a Robot
--[ ] Norm Prime (I'm hoping this lowers the DC to upgrade him, and might even help with his personal action.
Tom Lucitor:
-[ ] Rule the Underworld (Need to get this out of the way).
Marco Diaz:
-[ ] Train with the Vagabonds (Might synch with their Intrigue action, and lets us conserve our strength for what I hope to see is a major Star searching-effort next turn.)
Malifishmirtz:
-[ ] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook. (Malf. You need help.)
Juniper:
[ ] Meet your Coworkers (She works best with others. This should find some good partnerships.)
[] Plan: Think About The Future
Martial:
-[ ] Upgrade Normbots to current standard (Queen Lizzy)
Low-hanging fruit, and well within Lizzy's capabilities.
Diplomacy:
-[ ] Try to Collaborate With Shego on an Issue (TECHNOR)
--[ ] On the Drug Trade
-[ ] Try to Collaborate With Xanatos on an Issue (Mirage)
--[ ] On the Drug Trade
It's been made clear that the drug trade is a burgeoning problem, and we need to deal with them sooner rather than later. Also, this is a good test run for working with other kings on major issues.
Stewardship:
-[ ] Restore DoofOS Security (Alan Bradley)
Critical on many levels.
-[ ] Dinosaur Entertainment (Roddy Blair)
Helps with our income problem and increases our profile in a good way.
Intrigue:
-[ ] Investigate the Death of Alonso Hawk (Russ)
Clock's ticking.
-[ ] Spy on your employees (Tobe and the Vagabond Ninja)
Hopefully we'll finally figure out what's happening with all of the cats.
Learning:
-[ ] Decode Odd Transmissions (Ludivine)
Critical.
-[ ] Study the SHV 20905 Plans (Wasabi)
Easily within his wheelhouse.
-[ ] Continue the Doofenshmirtz Evil Space Program (LOVEMUFFIN)
Something tells me they won't appreciate being pulled off of this project. It's hard, extreme, and perhaps more importantly for LOVEMUFFIN, it's theirs.
Occult:
-[ ] Summon Demons (Janna)
We need to do something with Occult, it's either this or Dance Magic and I kinda want to see who Juniper jives with the most first using her personal.
Nemesis:
Max:
-[ ] Hit the gym
Personals:
Doofenshmirtz:
-[ ] Chat with the Bossman
--[ ] Alan Bradley (Figure out his secrets, maybe?)
-[ ] Tinker with your Inators
-[ ] Brew a Potion (I'd like to see what potions are available for us.)
-[ ] Start Writing a Musical
Goofy:
-[ ] Finish your degree online
Genghis Khan:
-[ ] Get an apartment (Make him more independent)
Wile E. Coyote:
-[ ] Personally oversee ACME product testing (Might get something good out of it.)
Francis Monogram:
-[ ] Reorganize OWCA
Norm Prime:
-[ ] Try to become a Real Boy (Only option available atm.)
Hego:
-[ ]Train
Kitsune:
-[ ] Spread Chaos (Against Mark Beaks?)
Vanessa:
-[] Retake the SAT
Jumba:
-[ ] Study odd scrolls (Might bear good fruit)
Janus Lee:
-[ ] Custom Design
--[ ]Hego (Fits with Hego's current impetus to improve himself.)
Wendy Wower:
-[ ] Study a Robot
--[ ] Norm Prime (I'm hoping this lowers the DC to upgrade him, and might even help with his personal action.
Tom Lucitor:
-[ ] Rule the Underworld (Need to get this out of the way).
Marco Diaz:
-[ ] Train with the Vagabonds (Might synch with their Intrigue action, and lets us conserve our strength for what I hope to see is a major Star searching-effort next turn.)
Malifishmirtz:
-[ ] Study the Mad Mojo Cookbook. (Malf. You need help.)
Juniper:
[ ] Meet your Coworkers (She works best with others. This should find some good partnerships.)
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- Location
- USA
I really like these personals
Especially chatting with Alan, Tinkering with Inators, and Brewing a potion.
If we find out what the potions do/what options we have to pick from, maybe we will figure out that the automatic potion brewing has a really good ROI.
So are we ever going to see the benefits getting Khan a Utahraptor mount is going to do for him? We did that ages ago, and his character sheet hasn't been updated to reflect *anything* on his new mount.
Tumach
Majestic hat wearer
- Location
- a valid location
Ok, I really like this. I am pretty sure that the results of this are going to be interesting, no matter what.
What are the odds of success for this? Because Juniper has an Occult score of nothing, so even with a +15, that's not actually very impressive. We should probably get her a crash course in Occult first.
I note that this is unrelated to finding Star, so Tom may not be willing to go, and we only have so many turns with him as a hero unit.
I do not want to spend 7 out of 10 income on this. We have better options than that. It's not worth it.
This. Doing anything else but taking some sort of petty revenge is too out of character to consider.
Why TECHNOR? At this point I'm going to outright refuse any plan that doesn't at least have a good explanation for not putting TECHNOR on Lovemuffin.
This is a very good point, and I think we should at least give them the option of sticking with the Space Program. Though, given how behind some other parties we apparently are, they may not be interested anymore.
Uh, what is the upside of this one? Why do we want to summon demons at all?
No, it isn't. End obsession with platypodes is open.
I'd be willing to put him on LOVEMUFFIN, in exchange replacing him with Janus Lee.
Janna wants to do it, and the rest of the actions have too high of a DC for me to want to try them. Dance magic is a thing, but like I said I want to wait until Juniper has had a chance to meet people and put her on it next turn.
I seem to have misread his list of options; I'd be willing to have him do that if Wendy Wower gets her personal action to examine him at the same time, since I think it would synergize well and would hopefully lower the DC for upgrading Norm next turn.
@Made in Heaven more inators
POSITIVE:
Golfinator: Steals all the magic and forges it into a golf club
-Fails to take a stroke off of Doof's golf game or resolve his golf-related traumatic backstory.
-Doof is banned from Malloy's Magical Minigolf.
- Minus 100 to ALL occult rolls except for academic knowledge.
-Except for whichever hero in Doofania picks up the golf club from the trash and uses it as a staff. They get +150. +300 if they already had an occult score and know how to do more than just unleash blasts of raw eldritch energy.
-Toffee has very complicated feelings.
Time Smoothinator: This man sized smoothie machine "smoothes out" time in Doofania by suctioning up the "paradox juice" mixing it with some frozen time, and then grinding it all up into a Paradox Flavored Smoothie. Which gets fired out of a crazy-straw-shaped cannon.
-Doofania and all of its inhabitants are unaffected by time travel that alters the past before the moment of the activation of this inator. Assassinating baby-doof is COMPLETELY EXEPCTED.
-Target territory gets shot with the Smoothie and has to deal with a concentrated burst of time travel nonsense.
Decaffinator: This milk-jug-shaped bomb detonates in a magical blast that renders all mundane drinks in target territory decaffeinated for one turn.
-Target King either purchases 3 Liquid Funds worth of alchemical coffee from DEI or else has their entire faction suffer a caffeine-withdrawal malus
NEGATIVE:
Explaininator: A powerpoint presentation that explains the underlying principles of how Inators work to Doof's employees
-Imposes a minus 100 "nothings makes sense and my fundamental understanding of the world has been shattered" malus to the learning rolls of all DEI employees
-This also applies to anyone spying on the presentations
-Except for one random King that manages to (incorrectly) understand Doof's nonsense and gets a +200 bonus to Learning
Procrast-inator: Helps you take longer to do something, even faster. Waste time more efficiently. Put your all into doing nothing.
-Doofania temporarily does not exist for one turn.
Defenestrator-Inator: These cunningly placed marbles cause a random DEI Hero to trip and fall out of a window. It turns out there are consequences to filling your building with death traps, who knew? Certainly not Doof.
-A random DEI Hero is unavailable to perform actions or grant stat bonuses for one turn.
POSITIVE:
Golfinator: Steals all the magic and forges it into a golf club
-Fails to take a stroke off of Doof's golf game or resolve his golf-related traumatic backstory.
-Doof is banned from Malloy's Magical Minigolf.
- Minus 100 to ALL occult rolls except for academic knowledge.
-Except for whichever hero in Doofania picks up the golf club from the trash and uses it as a staff. They get +150. +300 if they already had an occult score and know how to do more than just unleash blasts of raw eldritch energy.
-Toffee has very complicated feelings.
Time Smoothinator: This man sized smoothie machine "smoothes out" time in Doofania by suctioning up the "paradox juice" mixing it with some frozen time, and then grinding it all up into a Paradox Flavored Smoothie. Which gets fired out of a crazy-straw-shaped cannon.
-Doofania and all of its inhabitants are unaffected by time travel that alters the past before the moment of the activation of this inator. Assassinating baby-doof is COMPLETELY EXEPCTED.
-Target territory gets shot with the Smoothie and has to deal with a concentrated burst of time travel nonsense.
Decaffinator: This milk-jug-shaped bomb detonates in a magical blast that renders all mundane drinks in target territory decaffeinated for one turn.
-Target King either purchases 3 Liquid Funds worth of alchemical coffee from DEI or else has their entire faction suffer a caffeine-withdrawal malus
NEGATIVE:
Explaininator: A powerpoint presentation that explains the underlying principles of how Inators work to Doof's employees
-Imposes a minus 100 "nothings makes sense and my fundamental understanding of the world has been shattered" malus to the learning rolls of all DEI employees
-This also applies to anyone spying on the presentations
-Except for one random King that manages to (incorrectly) understand Doof's nonsense and gets a +200 bonus to Learning
Procrast-inator: Helps you take longer to do something, even faster. Waste time more efficiently. Put your all into doing nothing.
-Doofania temporarily does not exist for one turn.
Defenestrator-Inator: These cunningly placed marbles cause a random DEI Hero to trip and fall out of a window. It turns out there are consequences to filling your building with death traps, who knew? Certainly not Doof.
-A random DEI Hero is unavailable to perform actions or grant stat bonuses for one turn.
- Location
- USA
Definitely leaning towards this plan at the moment but do have a few issues/concerns.
I don't think Xanatos cares about the drugs. The shego one is fantastic but maybe we can find something else to collaborate with him on? Two on the same issue just feels like overkill.
I really recommend hiring the dickenses for this. It let's them look at our company and see we aren't really evil and gets them closer to us being able to permanently hire them. Plus they would have the best chance of finding Kat I believe. Tobe could do mojo cookbook with malf.
Hard, hard pass. Juniper on dance magic 100%.
The difficulty scales with how good someone is at dancing and was more or less specifically made for her. Lets get that knocked out so we can see what we're dealing with.
Maybe have him make traps? Might help against Kat.
Maybe talk to other evil scientists to potentially help Lovemuffin?
Kinda neutral on this one. I think maybe other people could get a bigger benefit or he could use his personal project one? But again nothing really against this.
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If we investigate Hawk (and we should), then I want to put PA on it, because...Well, honestly, because I REALLY want to fuck Doom over.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Janna needs to study. If you're set on not doing dance magic this turn we can have someone else summon demons and the fluff will probably include Janna like has happened with summoning Celena, but Janna's action needs to be studying.
- Location
- I think somewhere. I might be nowhere though
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Yeah, I really want to do the summon demons option and I have no plan on getting involved with plans,* but even Feldrake is starting to notice that she still hasn't started her actual studies. Without those studies, she is reliant on Feldrake to do actual magic.
*It's too stressful and I never win anyhow so no point trying
*It's too stressful and I never win anyhow so no point trying
- Location
- Germany
Say, is it just me or did "Comedize our Supply Lines" vanish into thin air?
Some other small thoughts (don´t have the time for more extensive musings right now):
Max issuing a restraining order against Bradley is the best option, both because its "Cutting the Knot" nature makes it funny and because it makes sense since Max still thinks like a normal person despite being a Toon...and going to court about something lie that would be the sensible thing for normal people. Max wants nothing to do with Bradley (or any Nemesis at all) and *good Nemeses respect their counterparts´wishes, Bradley...work on your villain cred, damnit*
Do you guys think that we could collab with David on Odd Transmissions? Sure, he is one sneaky bastard, but he is also a sensible man with a strong think tank who could make a good first impression on Drossel. Plus, Drossels tech base is a bit too high for even him to steal stuff as well as not really helpful for his Immortality goal, so we could get away with it.
Some other small thoughts (don´t have the time for more extensive musings right now):
Max issuing a restraining order against Bradley is the best option, both because its "Cutting the Knot" nature makes it funny and because it makes sense since Max still thinks like a normal person despite being a Toon...and going to court about something lie that would be the sensible thing for normal people. Max wants nothing to do with Bradley (or any Nemesis at all) and *good Nemeses respect their counterparts´wishes, Bradley...work on your villain cred, damnit*
Do you guys think that we could collab with David on Odd Transmissions? Sure, he is one sneaky bastard, but he is also a sensible man with a strong think tank who could make a good first impression on Drossel. Plus, Drossels tech base is a bit too high for even him to steal stuff as well as not really helpful for his Immortality goal, so we could get away with it.