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I made a mediocre prioritization list for the "[ ] Clean out Your Rolodex" PA

Megavolt Vending Machines
Alexander Paine War Crimes
Hyena War Crimes
Jackal War Crimes
Tazmanian Tiger War Crimes
Wolf War Crimes
Draje Stone Wants Doomsday
Maxim Horvath Wants Doomsday
Kalabar No
Negaduck NO
Coldstone Is laying low for foreseeable future
Demona Feds would be upset
Duff Killigan Feds would be upset
The Sanderson Sisters Dead
Quackerjack To obvious a body count
Old Man Mcgucket Technor isn't enough for him
Huntsmaster Thorn Technor isn't enough for her
Commander Gantu Technically Employeed
Molly Fae are scary
Puck Fae are scary
Globby Stuck behind Tomogiri
Kaia Plant criminals are hard to appease in our dystopian world
Flintheart Glomgold HA!
Emperor Stanley We have gone our seperate ways
Macbeth Doof was not born of a woman
Dracula Duck Currently busy with legal troubles
Mezmerella Claim to fame avalible in B-Team and Evelyn's Tech
Arizona Goof We want to keep the shines
The Arrow Trick Arrors are only as good as our tech
Donnybrook Too aggressive
Fredzilla Russ has a PA to get him
Birthday Bandit Nieche is too narrow/pathetic
Dr. Kranz Max would be upset
Don Karnage Is a handful
Agent K Employeed
Clever Cleaver Employeed
Judy Employeed
Phoebe Dickens Employeed
Professor Granville Employeed
The Fujitas Employeed
Hans Rotwood Employed/Busy
Voyd Employed/Busy
Shiv McQueen Didn't stay in the trunk
Mr. Sparkles Can't give him the attention he craves
Candace Redundant w/ P&F in emloyment
Motor Ed Would frustrate Janus
Naughty Kitty We don't get to many heist options that are good guy approved
Angela Seems like a Star PA recruit if anything
Mass One Trick pony
Spydah On David's payroll
Red Bat Not ready for another hero sob story
Bulback Not enough pizazz
Laser Pirate Left for Canada
Baron Von Steamer Fred's Nemisis?
Duke of Detroit Royalty
Warren Peace Tom does flames
The Glooms Internal Nemisis Program not approved by HR
Inquinator In jail
Phantom Blot He won't be tied down by a pay check
Launchpad Employeed for forseeable future
Candela Busy with B-Team
Frugal Lucres "Chattiness: Extremely High"
Go Go Tomago Need for speed isn't to high
Man-Moth Oregon is scary
The Underminer Lizzy covers his niech
Dingo Have to deal with DonnyBrook
Broadway Manhattan Clan
Brooklyn Manhattan Clan
Hudson Manhattan Clan
Lexington Manhattan Clan
Felony Carl Has commited a felony
Momakase Conservation of Ninjitsu
Buzzsaw Girl We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Jet Headstrong We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Monkey Kid We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Ms. Megawatt We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Radium Dog We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Toolbox We only need one Dynatron City Hero to start snatching them all
Gomez Don't have anything on the guy

Others I don't think we can hire them through the rolodex
 
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Silent Grove said:
I made a mediocre prioritization list for the "[ ] Clean out Your Rolodex" PA
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Appreciate the effort, but I think you might have accidentally tried to do too much. Our Hero Card collection isn't actually our Rolodex, the two are separate lists. They do share some similar people, but our actual Rolodex is much shorter. That's what I'm under the impression of, at least. It's found under the Diplomacy action 'Recruit from your Rolodex', and I'll quote it here for convenience.

Made in Heaven said:
(Reward: Choice of one hero unit from the hero cards. Some units may not be available.)

[ ] Momakase

[ ] Mesmerella

[ ] Juniper (Formerly of High Voltage)

[ ] Warren Peace

[ ] The Birthday Bandit

[ ] Radium Dog

[ ] Duff Killigan

[ ] Fredzilla

[ ] Buzzsaw Girl

[ ] Dingo

[ ] The Fujitas

[ ] Megavolt

[ ] Naughty Kitty

[ ] Motor Ed

[ ] Go Go Tomago

[ ] Gomez

[ ] Jet Headstrong

[ ] The Arrow

[ ] Toolbox
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The reason why I think this shortened list is our actual Rolodex is because we've got some Hero Cards that we flat out can't recruit, like King/Prince level people and/or people we know are already employed by someone else. I'm fairly sure Hero Cards are just to give us a bit of info about various factions/people while the actual list under the action is who's in our Rolodex.
 
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KidFromPallet said:
The reason why I think this shortened list is our actual Rolodex is because we've got some Hero Cards that we flat out can't recruit, like King/Prince level people and/or people we know are already employed by someone else. I'm fairly sure Hero Cards are just to give us a bit of info about various factions/people while the actual list under the action is who's in our Rolodex.
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Yep, also the relevant part of cleaning out the rolodex is to reduce the risk of (right now) Mirage's gatcha.
 
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I'm fairly sure Hero Cards are just to give us a bit of info about various factions/people while the actual list under the action is who's in our Rolodex.
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I was fairly certain that was the case but I wanted to be on the safe side due to the flavor text for the action.


Made in Heaven said:
You should really clear out your contacts list of any superfluous notes. Heck, The Pack was still in there, somehow.
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Understanding Doofenshmirtz; A Tragedy in One Action.
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    • Understanding Doofenshmirtz; A Tragedy in One Action.​

    "Not so far as the Kuiper Belt, I don't think, but it'll definitely reach Mars."

    The words rang terrifyingly in Xanatos' ears. While Xanatos firmly believed that any man could change the world with enough effort, changes affecting physics on a global scale were firmly the province of magic in his mind.

    It was clear that he had vastly underestimated Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. To a degree it didn't matter if the man was insanely competent or just insanely lucky; what mattered was the results. Heinz Doofenshirtz had gone from an illegal immigrant peddling bratwurst on a cart to... arguably the single most powerful human in existence in under 30 years. What's more he did it intentionally.

    Xanatos recalled the the mental profile he had drawn up of the good doctor before meeting him for the first time. Brilliant in his field, but gullible, stuck in his ways, and unaware of how the world really works. Bad with people too. It was a logical conclusion for a man who held hundreds of patents for devices that Xanatos could have easily used to make a fortune had he had even 5 of them, and yet who was in truth not even a mildly successful CEO before he declared himself "ruler of the Tri-state area" and renamed it Doofania. A tri-state area that he didn't even rule completely!

    He seemed harmless, a gullible fool easy enough to manipulate to his own ends but recent events...

    No. Harmless was not a word that you could use to describe Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. And as to his gullibility...

    Xanatos took a deep breath. Did it really matter what you believed about people's intentions if you had the power to rewrite fundamental portions of reality at your fingertips?

    His key mistake was in thinking of Dr. Doofenshmirtz as a lunatic. He knew how it had happened. He had looked at the man's assets and his progress towards what Xanatos himself thought of as success and Xanatos had viewed the wide gap between the two as proof that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was failing at his goals; that he was a talented man constantly sabotaged by his own neuroses and limitations.

    He let out a mirthless chuckle.

    Even if that was the case, it clearly wasn't the entire portrait, and after recent events Xanatos was fairly certain that he had misjudged the man completely.

    He'd had a private detective follow up on the man's history, trying to understand his motivations. A task that should have been made trivially easy by the man's tendency to explain at length every single trivial setback and trauma he had ever suffered to anyone that paid even the slightest attention to him. The man was an open book and yet he was still frustratingly impenetrable.

    Xanatos thought he had understood the man. An emotionally abusive family. A distant father. Running away from home to become a self-made man. He saw shades of himself in Dr. Doofenshmirtz. A sort of twisted mirror where he had succumbed to his baser emotions and sabotaged himself in the process. He'd thought himself Doofenshmirtz's superior.

    Now taking a closer look, Xanatos realized that he was wrong. He was not a better version of Doofenshmirtz. He wasn't any version of Doofenshmirtz. The 'evil' scientist's upbringing was so completely divorced from any human baseline that Xanatos couldn't think of any human on earth that might be similar.

    Being part of an abusive family was tragic of course, but not especially uncommon. The pattern of the scapegoat and the golden child was as relateable as it was tragic, but the formative incidents that made it up were baffling. Being forced to wear "hand me up" Girl's clothing, his mother's love being inexplicably tied to success at Kickball, celebrating his birthdays alone, being disowned by his parents. Those were all abusive moments in his 'backstory' that Xanatos could understand the effects of. Emotional immaturity, a need for control, self-sufficiency, and alienation from his peer group were all the obvious outcomes and they manifested in Doofenshmirtz exactly like Xanatos had theorized they would.

    He'd decided to appear as a kindred soul, a friendly face to a man starved for human interaction. He'd presented himself as a man tolerant of the doctor's flaws and social blunders whom Dr. Doofenshmirtz could confide in; a mentor of sorts, who could show him the wider world that he had stepped into in a way that could maximize Xanatos' own gains with very little resources invested. All this was done with the goal of gaining leverage on a powerful piece on the board that was lacking guidance, and whom Xanatos could thereby lead around to his own aims.

    Xanatos snorted at the sheer hubris in his thought process.

    It had certainly worked, to a point. Doofenshmirtz considered him a friend... At least, Xanatos supposed he did. Xanatos was in a wildly better position now than he would have been otherwise. The man's help at the auction was one thing, but without his unasked for assistance with thwarting Demona's plans Xanatos, if not all mankind would have likely perished. And without his continued friendship, Doofenshmirtz would have never revealed his own effects on probability, leaving Xanatos hopelessly unprepared for the lunacy that was about to strike.

    Xanatos knew his own plans would likely not be bothered much. He tended to leave nothing to chance and undertake actions where every last outcome led to his own inevitable victory. Any risk-taking on his part was an illusion. Should the 'risks' he took fail he always had backup plans in place to make sure that even in the failure conditions of his plans he always came out ahead. But those plans were all devised under a fundamental theory that the world worked the way the world worked. His underlying assumptions were based on risks that were calculable, where the failure states could be foreseen. When the odds underlying those assumptions were drastically transformed, that changed his calculations immensely. Not only were casual risks he was running now no longer casual, but other actions that he had put off due to the lack of a payoff suddenly became both much more lucrative and much more attractive.

    Xanatos was forced to admit to himself that his basic assumptions about the man were wildly off.

    He assumed that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was naïve for openly declaring his rebellion, that he would be stomped on by the government at the first chance and that there was no way he could keep his territory. He'd thought that Doofenshmirtz was playing the same game that they all were; that he was merely an overenthusiastic CEO that through reckless foolhardiness risked the careful masquerade that they all upheld to not just his own detriment, but to the detriment of all such would-be 'kings' across the country.

    He had been wildly off base. Doofenshmirtz didn't care about money at all. He didn't care for the sort of subtle controls and puppetry that Xanatos enjoyed. He didn't even really seem to care about political power.

    Doofenshmirtz cared about something. The man was certainly driven. But whatever he cared about it wasn't something that Xanatos could give him.

    At one point Xanatos had thought that Doofenshmirtz abhorred the status quo. That he wanted revenge on a world that had wronged him. That he wanted to tear down the structures of power and understanding for his own benefit. But that was wrong too. Doofenshmirtz saw the value in the masquerade and had not just agreed to uphold it but had both personally fought and sent his aid to do so to Xanatos in a situation that even Xanatos didn't realize he needed such aid. Yet for all that Doofenshmirtz upheld the masquerade over all, he clearly didn't care about using it for his own benefit. He wasn't following Xanatos' own lead, seeking supernatural artifacts and contacts for aid in controlling the mundane world. Xanatos was no longer sure that Doofenshmirtz cared about the mundane world at all.

    Even the cover story that Doofenshmirtz's agents had presented him with was baffling. They claimed that they were in his city seeking a deposed magical princess refugee. He believed the cover story to some extent. Janna Ordonia clearly cared about her friend. As did the literal demon that she accompanied. But the cover story was also obviously just that; because Janna had admitted that Dr. Doofenshmirtz had sent her to New York, to the Mercenary that Xanatos was in the process of recruiting, in order to find Star Butterfly.

    It was a transparent cover-up of the doctor's real motives. Especially frustrating because Doofenshmirtz was the one that had given him the prophecy that had tipped him off to Demona's plans in the first place! Xanatos knew that he himself frequently cloaked his true motives in other more comprehensible motives for the purpose of manipulation. He could certainly recognize when the same exact trick was rather transparently being pulled on him! And yet... knowing that Doofenshmirtz had ulterior motives brought him no closer at all to understanding what those motives were!

    Initially Xanatos had dismissed much of Doofenshmirtz's backstory as the nonsensical ramblings of a habitual liar. His claims of being raised by ocelots in Drusselstein were bad enough given that Ocelots were not at all native to the Eastern European country; but being forced to be a lawn gnome? Neither of his parents attending his own birth? They were transparent lies to the point that Xanatos had not even thought that he would need to fact check them.

    Except that they weren't lies. Xanatos wasn't even completely convinced that Doofenshmirtz knew how to lie! Which would neatly explain why the man openly declared himself ruler of the tri-state area; but left so many other questions about the man infuriatingly unanswered that Xanatos was almost on the verge of tearing his own hair out in frustration!

    The story of his birth had led Xanatos down some strange paths. At one point he had wondered whether time travel involved. It would certainly explain a lot if Doofenshmirtz' reality breaking technology were relics from the future that he possessed as a time traveler.

    Thankfully Xanatos had found an explanation that made sense. The palpable relief that Xanatos felt upon discovering that at least some of of Doofenshmirtz's nonsensical ramblings had normal explanations was both real and strangely intense for Xanatos.

    Doofenshmirtz wasn't lying. Neither of his parents had been there for his birth, as far as the doctor knew. But he wasn't a baby that had just miraculously appeared out of nowhere either.

    The truth was actually fairly straightforward; Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't Roger Doofenshmirtz's brother. He was his half-brother; the product of an affair his father had shortly after getting married. A fact that neatly explained his mother's lack of love, as well as his father's distance and the man's baffling decision to get a dog and name him "Only Son." His real mother died in childbirth, which was yet another trauma in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's life that thankfully he did not know about. Certainly Xanatos was not going to tell him.

    Not that the explicability of this fact made Doofenshmirtz's formative years any less baffling.

    How do you predict the behavior of a man whose formative years were spent in part being raised by Central American wildlife!?

    Certainly his lack of social awareness stemmed in part from his background. Xanatos wasn't entirely convinced that Dr. Doofenshmirtz realized that he was the reason that his brother Roger came to Danville. Roger certainly hadn't been exiled from his family like Dr. Doofenshmirtz had. And yet the man ended up in America anyway, in the same town that his brother resided in.

    Doofenshmirtz was so divorced from the norm of human perspective that understanding his motives was likely an impossible endeavor. Not that that meant that Xanatos didn't have to try. if anything Doofenshmirtz's power meant that he needed to try harder.

    The man cared for family at least. Sort of. he was on good terms with his Ex, which was actually somewhat remarkable on its own. And he cared deeply about his daughter and her safety. But he was also a man that, from all accounts that Xanatos could find, continually plotted against his brother, attempting to steal his power and successes.

    Xanatos had thought that that was where Doofenshmirtz's drive to claim the tri-state area as his own had arisen from, but according to the investigation he had paid to have done, that explanation wasn't just wrong, it was entirely backwards. Doofenshmirtz had started planning to rule the tri-state area long before his brother had landed in the United States. Roger had become Mayor because he looked up to his brother and had admired his ambitions, not the other way around.

    The man was baffling!

    He clearly knew about the supernatural, but he focused on involving himself in interdimensional wars rather than on earth. He was completely disengaged from the small picture. Except that that wasn't true either because the main paid amazing attention to petty details and slights, personally recruiting promising talent with absolutely no rhyme or reason to his actions that Xanatos could discern!

    Xanatos wasn't even certain that Dr. Doofenshmirtz knew how his company was run!

    He needed insight into the Doctor's thought processes. He needed to establish a baseline of how the man would react, because as friendly as Dr. Doofenshmirtz was right now, if his investigation had taught him anything it was that the man was also amazingly petty and repaid even the most arcane of slights with elaborate far reaching plots powered by science that defied the laws of physics.

    Xanatos looked at the book in front of him. "Inator your way to success." It was written 12 years ago, right after he had formed Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

    He opened the book to the first page.

    Hey! I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and welcome to my book on Inatoring your way to Success! I don't know why you bought this book.
    Maybe you're a loser who's been sleeping in his car? Or a crazy person saving all their toenails in a jar? There may be many reasons that you might need my advice. Well, you're in Luck! I'm the guy who'll give you all the answers!

    All you need to do is succumb to every last impulsive urge and solve all your problems with Inators! I call it, 'The Inator method' and now, with my help, you too can learn to Inator your way to Success!

    Xanatos groaned. It was going to be a very long night.
     
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    • nwish425 said:
    This is perfect, Goliath is laughing at him from the afterlife isn't he?
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    Probably. But he might also just be appreciating that Xanatos now has an actual friend (and morality chain). Whether he wants one or not.

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    Good omake but I refuse to accept any head cannon where Heinz's first tragic backstory makes any sense.

    With that in mind here's my head canon:

    Kitchen table, Doofenshmirtz household
    "Husband, baby is coming."

    "Do we go to hospital?"

    "Eh. Pie is in oven, we pick up child later."
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    I had a great idea of it to be time travel, and Doof's existence being part of a time travel plot to protect Dr. time from unexistence. And by "I had an Idea." I mean "Conway Puzzle on Discord had an idea" (not sure their nick on SV). But MIH stated "Most of the blatantly absurd bits of the show are silently retconned out. Doof was exaggerating." So I took Conway Puzzle's statement that "There is a fan theory that Heinz was born from a surrogate and Roger from the mother." and adjusted it a little so that it worked better as an inciting backstory to help explain all the terrible treatment in Doof's Childhood.

    Doof's mom was never his mom and always hated him because he was a reminder of her husband's infidelity. She loved Roger because Roger was her son. She made Doof Wear Girl's clothes (instead of Roger) because she loved Roger and hated Doof. The dad got "only Son" as a way to overcompensate and make up with his wife (at Doof's expense). His mom's love wasn't inexplicably linked to kickball. She just hated him and Roger was good at Kickball and Doof Misunderstood. Doof's dad was distant and unloving because Doof was a reminder of his own moral failures, and also affection shown to doof would likely make his wife upset. Doof was tossed out of the house for no reason because his family fell on hard times and his mom was fed up with having to see his face, and one solution existed to both problems. He was accepted back because Child protective services found a kid being raised by ocelots in the woods working at a circus and intervened. He was sent to the garden for the lawn gnome thing because his mom blamed his presence on causing their poverty. he was tricked onto the boat to America as a way to get rid of him that wouldn't involve child protective services since his parents could just say he ran away.

    It works remarkably well as an explanation actually.

    It also explains why his dad cries in the lawn gnome ep, but Doof and his mother never make up at all in the series. And she persists in mocking him as an adult.
     
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    Janna walks into Doof's office without her beanie on.
    Janna: "Hey boss..."
    Doof: "A teenage Girl?"
    Janna sighs deeply, fishes her beanie out of her pocket and puts it on.
    Doof: "Janna, The teenage Girl!"
     
    The Count
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    • The Count​

    Xanatos clenched and unclenched his hands, marveling at the simple satisfaction of it all..

    It was so easy. So incredibly easy. His life's ambition. Unending life. It was so easy this whole time.

    All he had to do was.... outsmart Terry.

    He laughed.

    This whole time. It was- It was just-

    He kept laughing.

    David Xanatos could outsmart obstructive bureaucrats in his sleep! And that was it. That was it the whole time. The secret to immortality was just.... being smarter than Terry.

    He couldn't stop laughing. He was trying to stop, but he couldn't. He couldn't breathe. He couldn't- He couldn't breathe!

    His vision was going black. He was blacking out. He was Dying but...

    There was nothing to fear anymore!

    Death had no meaning. It was all just a meaningless farce! It didn't matter.

    Xanatos could feel his body failing him. His spleen and other organs rupturing as he literally laughed himself to death!

    He was dying and....

    He laughed.

    It didn't matter at all. He'd be back in five minutes.

    All he had to do was outsmart Terry.
     
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    The Count​

    Xanatos clenched and unclenched his hands, marveling at the simple satisfaction of it all..

    It was so easy. So incredibly easy. His life's ambition. Unending life. It was so easy this whole time.

    All he had to do was.... outsmart Terry.

    He laughed.

    This whole time. It was- It was just-

    He kept laughing.

    David Xanatos could outsmart obstructive bureaucrats in his sleep! And that was it. That was it the whole time. The secret to immortality was just.... being smarter than Terry.

    He couldn't stop laughing. He was trying to stop, but he couldn't. He couldn't breathe. He couldn't- He couldn't breathe!

    His vision was going black. He was blacking out. He was Dying but...

    There was nothing to fear anymore!

    Death had no meaning. It was all just a meaningless farce! It didn't matter.

    Xanatos could feel his body failing him. His spleen and other organs rupturing as he literally laughed himself to death!

    He was dying and....

    He laughed.

    It didn't matter at all. He'd be back in five minutes.

    All he had to do was outsmart Terry.
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    Terry who?
     
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    Not sure about the he because Terry voiced by a female but then well not human. Although not that easy to out smart if your not one of their trusted coworkers. Terry did find them fairly quickly and did send them both to the after/before life. Not to mention for the two protagonist needed help from someone alive to get back to earth in the first place.

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    Stratagemini said:
    We watched Soul on the Discord. Terry is the villain of the piece. He's the closest thing the movie has to Death, and not the cute Death from Sandman, he's more like the cute Death from the series "Final Destination."
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    He's more of the "accountant of the extraplanar beings that run the universe. He keeps the count and notices when John Q Protagonist doesn't pass on as planned.
     
    I imagine that within the context of DVV, Terry managed to succeed in catching Joe pretty earlier on and sent him to the Great Beyond. 22 is likely still slumming it in the Great Before with no meaningful change to her character while the Jerrys keep assigning mentors to her that ultimately fail.
     
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    I imagine that within the context of DVV, Terry managed to succeed in catching Joe pretty earlier on and sent him to the Great Beyond. 22 is likely still slumming it in the Great Before with no meaningful change to her character while the Jerrys keep assigning mentors to her that ultimately fail.
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    I wonder if one of those mentors was Perry the Platypus? That would be a trip.

    "Jerry assigned me a platypus?"
     
    Understanding Doofenshmirtz; Visitation
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    • Understanding Doofenshmirtz; Visitation
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    David Xanatos did his best to forget everything he read in Inator your way to Success, no matter how much insight it gave into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's behavior it doesn't make up for having to read the thing. He's dealt with Fey less petty, and ancient artifacts of unfathomable power less maddening. He's exhausted all other options, he has only one remaining method to attempt to gain a proper baseline...

    He needs to... hang out with the man...

    An option that against anyone else would be a fruitless endeavor, they'd almost certainly see through him and be on their guard, but Xanatos isn't sure Dr. Doofenshmirtz even knows how to question his intentions. He would be able to directly interact with the man and gauge his reactions in person, it seems to be the only way to get any accurate information about him.

    Doofenshmirtz was all too willing to accept, but insisted that Xanatos comes over to his place this time, while this might leave Xanatos with less control it provided an invaluable opportunity to see how his day to day operations are. And so, with some hesitation, Xanatos made the trip over to Danville to meet up with his 'friend' Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

    "Everything will be fine David," He thought to himself on the flight over. "What's the worst he could do?"

    He would soon come to realize what a monumental mistake it was to think that.

    It started off simple enough, Doofenshmirtz greeted him after he touched down, herding him into a car to tour the city. Xanatos was quite interested to see Mt. Doofhawk, or more specifically the castle that has been placed atop it, it's thanks to that castle that Doofenshmirtz first approached him, and we was curious to see what the Doctor had wanted from his ancestral home.

    "Oh nothing much..." Came Doofenshmirtz's answer. "Just the ghost of my ancient warlock ancestor Malifishmertz."

    At first Xanatos wasn't sure what to think about that answer, that is until he entered the castle and met said warlock ancestor, finding him to be very much like a magical version of Doofenshmirtz. Exactly 1.3 seconds after making that mental note Xanatos realized the implications of that statement, and his internal panic only grew upon realizing just how powerful this Malifishmertz was, easily being as gifted with magic as a powerful member of the Fey, perhaps not as strong as Puck, but approaching, and he's going to be teaching Doofenshmirtz everything he knows...

    He was thankful they return to the car soon after that or his legs might have given out.

    After that they visited the 'Mongol' PMC, where Doofenshmirtz's private security force mainly bunked and trained, while he was aware of the Dino Mounties that he had apparently put together he wasn't expecting men dressed like ancient Mongol warriors led by a man who was dressed up like Genghis Khan. The Khan impersonator was clearly quite skilled, Xanatos had received news that the head of Doofenshmirtz's PMC was some kind of Mongol themed Cape but the reports clearly didn't do him justice.

    "Temujin I'd like to introduce you to my friend David!" Doofenshmirtz cheerfully yelled to the man as they approached. "David, this is another of my ancestors, Genghis Khan!"

    Outwardly Xanatos was calm but inside his mind was racing, so Doofenshmirtz IS a time traveler! Xanatos himself isn't a stranger to the concept, and he's even done so himself in the past, but he was never able to bring someone back with him like Doofenshmirtz has! This has so many possible applications, if he can get Doofenshmirtz to come clean to him about his methods he could easily be able t-

    "I resurrected him by piecing together bits of his DNA!" He said, eager to share with his new friend. "Then I gave him more, now he's 300% Khan!"

    My god he's serious isn't he?

    No time travel, but something even more confusing. He even asked for specification but no, not a clone, the real actual Genghis Khan.

    He somehow found a way, to resurrect GENGHIS KHAN!

    Once more Xanatos was glad to sit down in the car, he isn't sure he'll last the whole visit.

    After that we was shown around the entire city in quick succession, meeting strange individual after strange individual, until they stopped in the City Hall when Doofenshmirtz received some kind of alert. Xanatos followed him in only to be met with some kind of administrative AI giving him information on something that had just happened on the outskirts of the City.

    "Greetings Lord Xanatos, I am Princess Coffee Java Doofenshmirtz, Third of Emperor Doofenshmirtz. Long may he reign." The AI greeted him after she and Doofenshmirtz dealt with the issue. "I was notified of your visit yesterday, and am pleased to finally meet your acquaintance after hearing so much about you from Father."

    "It is a pleasure to meet you as well your highness." Xanatos said with a bow, strangely enough this isn't the strangest encounter with an AI he's had, and he quickly adapted. "I wasn't aware you had another daughter Doofenshmirtz, you should have told me sooner."

    "Yes it's a... long story..."

    So not everything Doofenshmirtz does is easy to talk about then? This is good information to ha-

    "Father, while it is not the place of a princess to ask, I cannot help but wonder as to the purpose of Lord Xanatos's visit."

    "Oh, no particular reason your highness," Xanatos began to cover his tracks. "I simply wished to spend some time with him, get to know him better."

    "Yep, we've become such good friends lately!" Doofenshmirtz said as he wrapped his arm around Xanatos. "We're like brothers I tell ya!"

    "Understood, updating designation." Xanatos wasn't sure he liked the sound of that. "I was not aware of your closeness with father, I apologise for my impropriety Uncle Xanatos."

    He just can't get a break can he?



    This is a follow up to @Stratagemini 's omake, done with permission.
     
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