If we manage to survive this we need to separate the Spear and Crown, they're too dangerous to keep together. Why don't we keep one and have Xanatos keep the other to you need to rob two Kings to get them?
 
...Demona has the Spear of Destiny and the Crown of Thorns.

Demona has the Spear of Destiny and the Crown of Thorns.

Demona has the Spear of Destiny and Crown of Thorns.

...

fuck
 
...Demona has the Spear of Destiny and the Crown of Thorns.

Demona has the Spear of Destiny and the Crown of Thorns.

Demona has the Spear of Destiny and Crown of Thorns.

...

fuck
There are ways to beat that anyone know someone with conceptual free will or a being that can stop Big G from instant killing them?
 
Brooklyn Diplomacy Check:
1+5+20=26
Janna contest:
67+6+26-5=94
Critical Failure!
The dice saw Janna become morally conflicted and decided to get their dark magic spewing teenage witch back.

Demona Intrigue Check: Where is the actual Crown?
DC 140
50+34+28+60 (Doom from Stone)=172
Success!

I'm officially revoking Xanatos' smug planner privileges for the duration of this event. Dang it, he was there when those witches put down that prophecy/curse on Halloween, he should know better! But I guess he decided to go with a stone pillar for the aesthetic.

Mostly joking here, but still. A fun little thing to tease Xanny about when this is done and over with.

Holy shit, Demona was a beast this update. This is what a top tier badguy is capable of in DVV.
And just imagine, we'll have the Phantom Blot moving into our territory soon. Better hope Russ succeeds those Nemesis Actions...
 
oh. there a discord? link?
There is a Discord for DVV the game. Not DoofQuest in specific. There is a DQ channel on there because the general channel was flooded with DQ commentary. You're welcome to join, though. Same with anyone else who is interested.

discord.gg

Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games

Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.

Expires in a day.
 
That's impressive as far as sacrilege goes. Credit to Daemonica.

Now...what the fuck happens next?
 
I'm officially revoking Xanatos' smug planner privileges for the duration of this event. Dang it, he was there when those witches put down that prophecy/curse on Halloween, he should know better! But I guess he decided to go with a stone pillar for the aesthetic.
Really Xanatos, inside one of the stone pillars??? Not even load bearing?!! that thing should have been buried 30 feet in the floor.
 
As she does in the interlude, Demona can use the Lance of Longinus to track the location of the Crown, down to a foot. There was literally no place for Xanatos to hide the artifact aside from at the center of the most guarded place he had, and he found a way to hide it anyway.
 
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Dude, that'd be the very definition of a Deus Ex Machina.
And given the situation...It might actually happen...In fact I'll go a step further.


Full Disclosure I actually think this will happen Because Demona is trying to Get Gods attention at this point and might have suceeded.

But I leave the picture to Inspire what might happen next.
 
If we manage to survive this we need to separate the Spear and Crown, they're too dangerous to keep together. Why don't we keep one and have Xanatos keep the other to you need to rob two Kings to get them?
And the Spear comes in two parts, so that's something for Shego too.
Hey don't be mad...I'm waiting for Saint Micahel to come down and kick her ass.

Because I think the Big G himself is authorizing.
Word of God is that God's existence will remain ambiguous.
 
Just gonna quote myself from over on the discord (before the update).

I'm imagining silly Xanatos contingencies. Favorite I've come up with so far is put a fake mcguffin on the pedestal, put the real one literally inside the pedestal. Just as guarded, and tracking spells would show the same place, but if Demona tried to just grab it she'd only have the fake.

Called it!
 
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