I'm not sure that's true. He actually made it legally required for everyone to follow him on social media. And he got some laws passed encouraging architectural diversity. And most law enforcement is done by robots solely loyal to him and not to the US. Basically, Doof has a lot of power, he just doesn't exercise it.

EDIT: I mean, he turned the skies purple and the water green. That's an overt display of power that most other kings would be hard pressed to match (Bill, of course, went even further).
Where did MiH state that it is legally required to follow Doof on social media?
If Doof did try to openly exercise that power he'd get slapped down by the Feds again but harder.
Danville tourism board has made some questionable decisions but Danville city government has always been weird.
 
Where did MiH state that it is legally required to follow Doof on social media?
It's actually a base gridlocked setting element, referenced in multiple documents in the Google drive for the game that's been linked to on the thread.

Now, it's possible that not doing so is one of the ways this quest is AU from the base game, but I've seen no evidence such is the case.
 
Lizzy looked around.

"...is something wrong?" Xanatos asked.

"This is usually the part where the attack we've been talking about immediately happens."

"I would not have spent the last hour arranging a complex, deniable means of obtaining a mercenary, only to then take the time to explain the situation personally, if I had any expectation of an assault being imminent."

"What."

Janna frowned. "How the heck would you even know that?"

"I put a tracker in the item she stole from me."

"Ah."

"Ohhhh."

"Yeah that makes more sense."
Wait, I'm confused, what happened?
 
Opposed Intrigue Check:
Xanatos Intrigue Check: 8+71=79
Janna Intrigue Check: 23+22+17=62
Xanatos Success!
So Close!


You know,
Are we going to have to make a list of things we don't know what they are?" Lizzy asked
Good." Lizzy said, standing up and cracking her knuckles. "Now if the exposition is over-"

"Yes, we should be going." Xanatos agreed. "Before Demona makes her move."

"..."

Lizzy looked around.

"...is something wrong?" Xanatos asked.

"This is usually the part where the attack we've been talking about immediately happens."
Lizzy is turning out to be an amazing straight woman. I don't think we have any especially good unit to pair her up with though.
 
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That does not imply that we control the courts, as we don't actually know the specifics of how that happened.

Doof does not actually mess with the politics, which is why the Bowl of Mints trait existed in the first place.
We tossed Lizzy, Stanley, and Inquinator into jail. Then, when we decided Lizzy had enough therapy, we took her out of jail to work for us. Inquinator is still there, and will be there until we decide to get rid of him. This is not how judicial systems work.

The Bowl of Mints trait meant that we ruled badly, not that we can't rule if we chose to. In fact, it states the very opposite, because the very fact that we have a trait that (used to) penalize us when ruling over our territory means that we can rule over said territory.
 
We tossed Lizzy, Stanley, and Inquinator into jail. Then, when we decided Lizzy had enough therapy, we took her out of jail to work for us. Inquinator is still there, and will be there until we decide to get rid of him. This is not how judicial systems work.
That is just greasing the wheels for parole / work release / community service.
 
That is just greasing the wheels for parole / work release / community service.
Sure. That's an element of the Masquerade, that we are simply CEOs and everything is normal. We aren't Kings. But we get to decide who goes to jail, who comes out, and when. De facto, we are the ones who effectively make the rules, with the first rule being "the rules do not apply to me".
 
We tossed Lizzy, Stanley, and Inquinator into jail. Then, when we decided Lizzy had enough therapy, we took her out of jail to work for us. Inquinator is still there, and will be there until we decide to get rid of him. This is not how judicial systems work.

The Bowl of Mints trait meant that we ruled badly, not that we can't rule if we chose to. In fact, it states the very opposite, because the very fact that we have a trait that (used to) penalize us when ruling over our territory means that we can rule over said territory.
He could be out actually. Stanley is most likely.
 
The Artemis Fowl talk made me remember something about Disney's impact on pop-culture.

Darby O'Gill and the Little People - a movie I never watched but had this little fella
King Brian Conner, the most marketable character in the movie on account of his color scheme. So thus came the knock offs, the Saint Patty's celebrations, and, what my tour guide described as the final nail in the coffin, a marshmallow cereal mascot.

All leprechauns are now to be green-suited red-heads till the end of days.

I really hope Artemis's group is aware of the paradoxes because I want to see a LEP officer lament on this film still existing in this mess.
 
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If there's anyone who could adapt to the shenanigans field emitted by Doof it'd be Xanatos.

Probably, but I´d still consider telling him of the Inator worthwhile as to make the "David adapting to things" as smooth and mutually-beneficial as possible-



TBH, that one was pretty obvious from the start.

Ha! I just love the way Xanatos said that.

Also, damn it Magica! Running a business is one thing, but its another thing entirely to make a deal, get paid, and then just make another deal with someone else! I hope you at least refunded Xanatos' money.

If she got any sense for proper business behaviour ("ex-gratia payments", anyone?) and common sense (better not piss off Davind Xanatos if you aren´t *roughly* in his weight class politically and economically)

David Xanatos, thinking: Ah, Marco Diaz, 'Cazador'. And friends, I see. Intriguing.

Xanatos: ... any fool would suspect foul play, in this situation. But then, a fool would let slip that they are untrusting. At the risk of sounding immodest in my own estimations, I am no fool.

Xanatos: What I am is the man who is going to hire four-and-a-half bodyguards for the price of one. Cha-ching~

To be fair, only Marco is actually getting hired here. Janna et al just decide to...loan out themselves to someone their actual employee got a relatively good business relationship with for the time being outta mutually-assured self-interest.

But yeah, Xanatos is pretty much the opposite of an idiot, while Doofquest!Doof is slowly becoming a Good/Benevolent Counterpart to 2nd-Dimension Doof, with him being a damn endearing goofball yet frighteningly competent at times.

You know how David Xanatos spins most any odd happenstance into his favor somehow?
And somehow favorable odd happenstances spin us around most any time we take a turn?

"We really do complete eachother Xany boy. You with your competence. And me with my . . . things that happen around me . . . that are good . . . ness? . . .

what I'm saying is this should be a real casablanca type moment here, see. A beautiful friendship or some such" - doof and xany at the airport, after Doof's RetroPulpInator goes off causing all successes to crit dramatically and all failures to crit dramatically

Trust me, a freakishly lucky "Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass" teaming up with a memetically intelligent Chessmaster is a *terrifying effective* combo and - if halfway equal an endearingly weird friendship...and yes, I see our relationship with David having the potential to blossom into a genuine friendship even David might get blindsided by for a moment.

After all, him genuinely falling in love with Fox (instead of their marriage being simply a smart move, like he planned) was something he didn´t expect either...so as smart as he is, Xanatos still has a pronounced blindspot towards people´s and even his own potential for goodness.

Alternative universe time

David Xanatos, thinking: Ah, Marco Diaz, 'Im Cazador'. What a nerd.

David probably thought of BOTH comments just in case

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So, even before we warned him of the prophecy, Xanatos already was battling Demona for some magical artifacts. That implies that him "winning" the Gargoyles plotline happened at some point after his already shakey alliance with her fell apart completely...good to know.

But yeah, even if so, us implicating her as causing the Magical Masquerade probably caused him to double down on his emnity with her.

And now, when the final confrontation with her draws near, some operatives of his friend/colleague/rival Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (who showed himself as astonishingly helpful and competent once vaguely steered in the right direction) just so happen to drop onto Davids turf in search for a friend Xanatos wants to enlist as a merc to combat Demona...weird how things play out.

Also completly in his and our best interest to join forces (again, since us two *kinda* fought together at the auction already) against Demona here.

Oh, and Doof was *kinda* right to suspect Xanatos of having pre-bought that mystery item at the auction. David *intended to*, but Demona threw enough money at Magica to outbid him at the last moment. So, whatever it was, it was one half of a set and both Demona (to complete the set) and David (to *keep her* from completing it) were engaging in a bidding war over it - in addition to whoever else would have bid for it normally (possibly ourselves included)...very interesting.
 
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Or make Norm a body made out of iron.

He probably got some iron in him already...but it would be smart to outfit both him and the Normbots with an iron layer as well if we end up in the crosshair of Davids in-laws

Yes, but more that I can't imagine that whatever went wrong with the Gargoyle timeline improved David's relationship with his in-laws.

Yeah, what little I know about his "in-laws" paints them as a somewhat *ornery* bunch.
 
So, during this Crisis Demona will attack one of Xanatos´ Vaults to steal the artifact she wanted to grab in France beforehand (but David managed to thwart her there) in addition to probably attack all over NYC both to "make Humanity pay for what they did to Gargoyles" and to make David spread out his defenses.

This means that now, Marco and our away team will fight Demona and whatever forces she managed to amass (possibly including some Nightstone personnell as expendable cannon fodder) to protect Xanatos´ Vaults (probably more than one as to make Demona guess which one holds the artifact and force *Her* to spread out things even more as well), while David will tell his forces (including both any magic folk he managed to get on his side and mundane security like the NYPD) to consider us "aliied forces he managed to procure on short notice".

...Yeah, no way in Hell is the Masquerade surviving that unholy amalgamation of a terrorist attack and an outright war.

That being said, I am happy that Xanatos indirectly aknowledged our warning as helping him anticapate that breach, because that means that he wil be more likely to consider a team-up to deal with the fallout.

...Now I really wanna see a Negaverse omake about Xanatos!questers reacting to our warning in the light of what we just learned.
 
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