I just had a thought.
If MiB is canon in this world.
Then can we potentially get our hands on a Noisy Cricket?
 
It's best described as
"Why Terminator?"
"Because Terminator."
It goes deeper than that. The Terminator is not a disney movie, which means it should actually be a movie here. But the robot is Arnold Schwarzenegger, not the Terminator. Only, it is basically a Terminator.

So it's a terminator pretending to be Arnold Schwarzenegger pretending to be the Terminator.
 
Going back to the whole "vampirized Hero Unit" bit, it might not be possible thanks to an anti-Loophole.

See, vampires are undead, meaning that they *died* at one point and got *resssurected* afterwards.

And since resurrections won´t be a thing (*most* robot Doppelgangers don´t count)...

...damn, I really wanna follow that "vampire Candance" plotline from the show, though...
 
It goes deeper than that. The Terminator is not a disney movie, which means it should actually be a movie here. But the robot is Arnold Schwarzenegger, not the Terminator. Only, it is basically a Terminator.

So it's a terminator pretending to be Arnold Schwarzenegger pretending to be the Terminator.
This is going to lead to a lawsuit isn't it?
 
Going back to the whole "vampirized Hero Unit" bit, it might not be possible thanks to an anti-Loophole.

See, vampires are undead, meaning that they *died* at one point and got *resssurected* afterwards.

And since resurrections won´t be a thing (*most* robot Doppelgangers don´t count)...

...damn, I really wanna follow that "vampire Candance" plotline from the show, though...
I mean, if duckulu hits our town on the way to glomgolds territory it's a possibility
 
Vampire coming to town = potential vampire candace
You don't get vampires without a vampire making them

Aside from the facto that "non-natural" (AS in "artificially created") Vampires are definitely a Thing (Hellsings Millenium/Das Letzte Bataillon, anyone?) In general media, Duck(th)Ulu got No Connection to vanpirism at all - He is more the Type for Apocalyptica, maritime cults in the end
 
I consider them equally valid

...inb4 Cadance becomes a Vampire and Jeremy a Werewolf...that´d be hilarious
I think that (or something like it) already happened and was called Underworld. Which was admittedly low grade cinema but early 2000s Kate Beckinsale in a leather catsuit is generally considered to be worth the price of admission.
Considering my introduction to it was in a college girlfriend's dorm room I'll let you draw your own conclusions about why I might not be impartial about it.
 
I think that (or something like it) already happened and was called Underworld. Which was admittedly low grade cinema but early 2000s Kate Beckinsale in a leather catsuit is generally considered to be worth the price of admission.
Considering my introduction to it was in a college girlfriend's dorm room I'll let you draw your own conclusions about why I might not be impartial about it.

Naaah, *Underworld* was pretty weird approach to the whole VampireXHuman/Werewolf relationship imo.
 
Aside from the facto that "non-natural" (AS in "artificially created") Vampires are definitely a Thing (Hellsings Millenium/Das Letzte Bataillon, anyone?) In general media, Duck(th)Ulu got No Connection to vanpirism at all - He is more the Type for Apocalyptica, maritime cults in the end
Dude, glomgolds stole count duckulas castle and pissed him off remember. I misspelled duckula because I'm on my phone, but context clues should make what I'm referencing obvious. He's the final boss of the ducktales video game remember
 
Yeah, I'll second nicholasm here in saying that them referring to duck dracula rather than duck cthulhu was a bit obvious, given that duck dracula just recently appeared in the quest and the conversation was about vampires.
 
Let's be honest though here. We have a Duck Hercules, a Duck Lich, a Duck Vampire, a few Duck Superheros and Villans...

Is a Duckthulu really so farfetched?
 
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