New Inator proposals.

Bill-inator(good)- Teleports Dollar Bills into your accounts. Increases income by 3 immediately
Bill-inator(bad) - Causes other people's bill's to become yours. Lose 3 income in two turns.
Bill-inator(very good) - Causes bills you want to pass through the US congress. Gain +15 government funding on a QM selected action, if you have good relations with US government, increase this to +30.
Bill-inator (very bad totally fine) - You... aren't actually sure what this one does honestly. It kinda came to you in a dream, but now... oh well, it's probably fine. Doesn't seem to do anything when you fire it up, weird.
 
New Inator proposals.

Bill-inator(good)- Teleports Dollar Bills into your accounts. Increases income by 3 immediately
Bill-inator(bad) - Causes other people's bill's to become yours. Lose 3 income in two turns.
Bill-inator(very good) - Causes bills you want to pass through the US congress. Gain +15 government funding on a QM selected action, if you have good relations with US government, increase this to +30.
Bill-inator (very bad totally fine) - You... aren't actually sure what this one does honestly. It kinda came to you in a dream, but now... oh well, it's probably fine. Doesn't seem to do anything when you fire it up, weird.
Sooooo can someone explain to me how to delete other peoples posts?
 
I would like to formally propose these inator ideas.

Employee-Scheduling-Inator (good): Thanks to this advanced scheduling system, you should have achieved supreme scheduling efficiency! You saw Alan weeping in awe of the posted schedule's beauty. Enables you to assign as many hero units as you want to any national actions this turn (multiple heroes on the same action)!

Employee-Scheduling-Inator (bad): Thanks to this advanced scheduling system, you should have achieved supreme scheduling efficiency! You also overheard Alan saying something about a "bureaucratic nightmare" so maybe he needs the magical dreamcatcher that Janna bought from the bazaar. Hero units cannot be assigned to national actions this turn (only quests and personals)!

Employee-Scheduling-Inator (neutral): Thanks to this advanced scheduling system, you should have achieved supreme scheduling efficiency. Unfortunately, quite a few people requested vacation at the same time. A random selection of half of your hero units (you will know which while planning the turn) will receive a -15 roll malus if assigned to a national action this turn. The other half will gain a +15 roll bonus if assigned to a national action this turn.
 
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Can we go over the Company Prophecy for a bit? As a note, it's not Mewnan-related at all.

Problem: The King. (Sign of compassion, aid, and forgiveness. As a problem, it can represent someone who needs these… or, it could be a sign that aid and forgiveness you hope to provide will be poisoned.) Modified by the sign of the Silkworm [intelligence, independence, and secrecy. This could represent the person who needed helping, or the person who provides help. Or it could speak to the situation itself.]

Past: Battle Strength. (Victory, strength and achievement. Modified by the Pony Head. [a sign of allure, admiration and mystery.])
Someone related to this prophecy has succeeded incredibly, and recently. It is possible [Pony head] refers to the same person as [the Tadpole]; in which case, someone has recently achieved great success in an area you hope to help others, or others need help.

Present: Master of the Book (challenge, sacrifice, consequence, and the facing of reality as it truly is.)
There is something you do not know, a threat, a challenge, or something lost. You do not understand what is going on, and if you act rashly without that knowledge, it could be disastrous.

Path: The Rising Sun. (Personal gain, success. An opportunity. Modified by the Pig-Goat [sign of hyperactivity, fun-loving, stubbornness, impulsivity, and a difficulty following society's rules.])
There is a person, someone who fits this description, who will be of great use to you in cutting through this tangle. With their aid you can avoid potential disaster, and reap incredible reward. Watch for someone hyperactive, fun-loving, impulsive and pigheaded. Despite their negative qualities, they will be a blessing in disguise. NOT STAR. NOT MEWNAN RELATED.

So. Someone who needs Compassion, Aid, and Forgiveness... Could be: Literally anyone aside from Shego, Antagonistic Kings, and Bill. But there are a few computer programs screwing around in our servers.

Intelligence, independence, and secrecy. Could be literally any of the learning kings. But especially Xanatos. Could also be us? But Independence isn't usually our thing except when we're talking about the status of Doofania.

There's no actual Tadpole in this reading? and the only Tadpole in other readings is Star (and she's explicitly excluded), so it's not that. People who got really amazing successes recently are us, King Candy, and no one else I can think of. Can anyone go over last turn's rival reports and our recent crits?

For the present, we have an unknown threat. There are three we know of in terms of Metagaming: King Candy, DOR15, and Bill. Hopefully it's not Bill. King Candy definitely had a recent crit success, though and is a hidden threat.

For the Path we have: a person who is hyperactive, fun-loving, stubborn, impulse, and has difficulty following society's rules. They'll be of great use to us and be a blessing in disguise who will help us in cutting through the tangle.

That sounds a LOT like Vanellope.

So, Lets assume this is all based around the Attack on DoofOS recently. We have someone who needs compassion, aid and forgiveness (Vanellope? Ralph?), an independent, intelligent, and secret king (King Candy?) Someone who just succeeded amazingly (King Candy?), an unknown threat (King candy?), and the path forward is to find Vanellope. And we will face absolute disaster if we don't get the info we need first.

I think this Prophecy is telling us to build the SHV.
 
Update on worm crossover omake
I've hit a roadblock on where to take the story Beyond Taylor becoming employed at Dei so I put it on hold and I'm going to work on other projects in hopes of finding some inspiration
 
We could have Jumba build the SHV. He does have Sated Science. Sure, it'll mean taking him off of genetics/Galfed for a turn, but I would honestly prefer to have Lee research Odd Vehicles this turn.
 
So who would be up for having Wendy upgrade Norm Prime next turn? She and Ludivine both have a 35 bonus thanks to their traits, and I think Wendy having a smaller loyalty bonus might be worth the tradeoff of making sure it gets done.
 
Incorrect DoofQuest Quotes - The Redoofening


Yessss. These give me life. 500xp, tracked.

We decided to avoid another argument fit by leaving the design vague, but this is a neat idea. 250xp!

Things DEI Employees are No Longer Allowed to Do

It was inevitable. 500XP tracked.

This is the end of/The world you know

Well this inspired something. We'll see where it goes. 500XP as tracked.

OMAKE: JUMBA MAKES POWER ARMOR

Experiment 630: "Little Heinz"
Two great source of chaos that taste chaos together! Or something. 500XP.
 
So who would be up for having Wendy upgrade Norm Prime next turn? She and Ludivine both have a 35 bonus thanks to their traits, and I think Wendy having a smaller loyalty bonus might be worth the tradeoff of making sure it gets done.
With Ludivine we would be rolling with a bonus of 56 and with Wendy we would be rolling with a bonus of 55. Upgrading Norm Prime is DC 120. Unless you intend to break up the technologies, that is a 63/62% chance for a critical failure. Furthermore, the lowest AI upgrade, slight AI improvements, when introduced had a DC of 65. That is going to be larger thanks to our confusion about Doppel-AI. Though the Palladium Chip does lower the DC for upgrading Norm, the AI confusion has surel done more.
 
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God It's nice having art. 500xp tracked.

What have you unleashed 500xp tracked.

I think I'm winning this contest.
A dissapointment.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Emotion Sickness -
Part Doof


You have no idea how much it hurt me to make this a sidestory and not canon. But needs must. 500xp tracked.

Negaverse Shego Part 1

More negaverses will never be unappreciated. 500xp tracked.
 
That essentially leaves Bill with 4 possible figures that could venture out the Triangle without immediately raising alarms.
Technically speaking, I do remember that in GF lore, one of Bill's friends likes to pretend to be the Jersey Devil, so there is another one that regularly goes outside of Oregon. It was in the comics as one of the codes you need to decipher.
 
you fools. I started off as a cactus, but then I saw the forbidden sandwich technology paths, and I now am one step closer to my final form!

I evolve!

I am now a cactus, with Five Increments of One Hundred Points! You fools! Cacti are naturally pointy! To have access to this many points on top of that . . . muahahahahhaHAHAHA

I will knit a crown of them! A crown of Five Hundred Points!
You foolish humans. With my new crown in hand (on head, I mean. Well. Whatever it's a turn of phrase!) nobody will be able to stop me from stage 2 of my great scheme!

A SECOND OMAKE WAHAHAHA
 
A/N: The sequel to this that noone everyone asked for!

Things DEI Employees are No Longer Allowed to Do 2:
Electric Boogaloo Here We Go Again

I think it might be easier to list the things that Mirage and Russ would like the other employees doing.

Because I mean come on.

They're definitely managing this list. 500xp tracked.

Still not canonable I'm afraid, but it looks like you're continuing your own story here. 500XP.

On an unrelated note, here's TECHNOR.
You spent a not insignificant portion of your life on drawing Technor. A finished, colored Technor.

1000xp.


Another 500xp, but where is his ninja mask? That's shameful, or something, I think! Maybe that's wrestlers?

Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa

1000xp for the pair. Father and daughter might have some talking to do.
 
I think it might be easier to list the things that Mirage and Russ would like the other employees doing.

Because I mean come on.

They're definitely managing this list
Yeah, it's probably them. And hmm, I guess Max is involved too now that he's job shadowing Russ...

I'm guessing the video link is why it isn't threadmarked yet? I didn't know it was that cursed
 
@Arathnorn Please, for the love of all things, whatever you do, don't threadmark the shipper art. I do not want to go through that cruel and unusual punishment again
 
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