[ ] Investigate Supervillain Attacks (Major Francis Monogram)
DC 75 (Reduced by XP)
17+17+18+10+1=63
Poor monogram, at this point I'm wondering if we should get technor to look at his self esteem: first the shit rolls with OWCA, then the employees thing, and now hes messing up searching for supervillains! Poor guy.
[ ] Tinker with your Inators
28
Well that's shit, but at least it's bshit we can plan around
[ ] Dennis the Duck (Study the Perfect Sandwich)
5
"I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing."
"But'cha didn't"
 
That's an occult action. They have 0 bonus, and our stat is 4, plus their loyalty means they also add a -1 to the roll.

Really don't want to bank on a coin flip next turn
*sigh* A fair enough concern, I suppose. It's just that we're running out of stuff it'd be safe for LOVEMUFFIN to do. If we want to keep them, we might need to just go ahead and reorganize them next turn, even if it costs a national action.
 
Ludivine was a great help with designing your power armor. Definitely the best choice. She knew exactly how to work your own personal style into a suit that was also, you know, good at keeping you alive in a pitched battle. She even helped you integrate a few inators (which you're desperately hoping won't explode) and all sorts of built-in extra features like cupholders and a miniature coffee machine! Sure, it doesn't look exactly like you were planning, but it's still pretty impressive regardless.
So, Doof is a CEO/Mad scientist with purple and green power armor. We're Lex Luthor now.

Hell, one of our enemies is a nonhuman from another world who is a respected pillar of the community (Toffee).
 
[ ] The Probabilitor-Inator, doubled!
Every success is a critical success. Every failure is a critical failure. Roll 1d20 for the random event roll, and flip a coin. If it's heads, the 1d20 corresponds to 80-100. If it's tails, the 1d20 corresponds to 1-20.
"Uh oh"
"Don't tell me, one of our wacky Inators got rolled."
"Yep"
"It's gonna leave a big Impact on everyone on earth?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on."
 
Terrible Idea for later:
  1. Have L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. on flubber anti-gravity
  2. Send someone to mess with Cloverleaf Industries by slashing tires
2 won't stop the PR hit but Doom will have a bit more trouble making it worse.
 
You know, this is something that shows the power of Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, a device that shapes the whole of the planet at our fingertips. Sure this could horribly blow up in our face, but its par for the course.
 
So do we know if the Probabilitor will only effect our faction? Because if it effects everyone, we might want to discuss whether or not it's worth the risk.
 
Oh yeah, I just realized what a CLUSTERFUCK next turn is going to be.
I knew I should have prayed to Pawstruckny Phil so we could get the good version of my Groundhog Day Inator! I need to keep up my prayers, or he'll use his magic powers to trap me in a time loop where I eternally relive the same day until I become less of a dick.
Like, I get that its risky, but at the same time, Groundhogs is SOOO BAD
And that was one of mine too. The other option was roll 4 times, take the BEST result. UGH.
 
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[ ] The Probabilitor-Inator, doubled!
Every success is a critical success. Every failure is a critical failure. Roll 1d20 for the random event roll, and flip a coin. If it's heads, the 1d20 corresponds to 80-100. If it's tails, the 1d20 corresponds to 1-20.

I almost cackled with glee when I saw this inator and then I realized it was not in fact my Probabilinator, which under the doubling effect would have raised the crit failure thresholds and lowered the crit thresholds of everyone by 40. This is still a really neat result and the inator we will be choosing as the other is just awful.
 
So do we know if the Probabilitor will only effect our faction? Because if it effects everyone, we might want to discuss whether or not it's worth the risk.
We don't really have a choice. The other one means we need to roll four successes per action, and the worst one being taken essentially ensures we're going to get at least one crit fail unless we make sure all our actions avoid crit failing besides nat 1, which is still 4 times more likely to happen
 
Swimming for the Surface
Swimming for the Surface


The house she pulled up to was a total mess. A rotting deck, a bare lawn with a skeletal tree, what was once a tiled roof before being stripped bare… as a hideout she could respect it, but as a home? It proved the man she came to talk with was in dire straits indeed. She walked across the pathway, noting the lack of footprints- if she hadn't known better, she would have assumed nobody had been here for weeks.

She reached the rotting wood of the deck and slowed down, stepping carefully to avoid collapsing through. A quick knock on the once grand oak door revealed nothing- there was no sound, even to her trained ears. Suddenly, it swung open- a hulking figure stood in the doorway, the total darkness behind him lending an almost supernatural menace.

"Can I help you, ma'am?" he rumbled out, as the man leaned forward, allowing the sun to illuminate his bald head and prominent sunglasses. "I wasn't expecting any… visitors."

"Cobra Bubbles. My name is Agent K, and I'm here on the behalf of the US government to ask you to come back to your old line of business."

"Really? A washed up has been like me? After my screw ups in Hawaii, I figured you lot would just forget about me if you didn't blame me for what happened. I don't even work for Social Services any more- I've been getting by on my unemployment checks and government stipend."

Agent K sighed, sounding briefly irritated. "Things have changed. The GalFed's transmissions have gotten unreliable, and we haven't been able to contact anyone in charge, even on a local level. It seems things were really shaken up over there, possibly by one of our local Megacorps, possibly not. We need someone with your experience in alien diplomacy to keep things from boiling over."

Cobra's expression shifted slightly, but he gave no other reaction. "Seems like my past is catching up with me. Still, this might be a chance to make up for some… old mistakes. I hope you don't mind if I get started immediately- there isn't much for me here."

Agent K nodded. "CARTER won't mind too much if you sit in the back seat. Let's get going, then."

She smoothly turned and began walking away, clearly expecting him to follow, but he stopped for a moment to look back at the old wreck of a house he had been living in for years. The suffocating weight of his mistakes was a familiar presence by now, but maybe… he didn't have to feel that way forever.

Cobra Bubbles moved on, not with a lighter heart, but maybe with just a little bit of hope to hold on to.


A/N: Actions have consequences.
 
Dennis started to study the Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich, but was quickly distracted by 625, who demanded to know what he was working on. The two of them hit it off rather well, sharing their knowledge of sandwichcraft and their love of all things between pieces of bread. In fact, it's safe to say that both of them have found a new friend!

Unfortunately, they commemorated their newfound friendship by splitting the Multiverse's Greatest Sandwich.
...Yeah, I died a bit inside when I read this.
 
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