- Location
- Venezuela
DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest
- Thread starter Made in Heaven
- Start date
- Crossover
- Location
- Australia
No because sealed bid auction.
weredrago2
"Cowabunga, Shadow the Hedgehog..."
- Location
- Florida
Yes, I did! BOYD is an Astro Boy homage because Osamu Tezuka was a fan of Carl Barks' work on Donald Duck. You could say Barks inspired Tezuka, Tezuka inspired a multitude of anime and manga productions, and therefore Donald Duck is the secret godfather of anime.
Here's a New Years card Tezuka sent to Barks way back when.
That said, don't expect BOYD to make an appearance. 2017 Ducktales is backseat canon and not guaranteed to appear here.
Incorrect Doofquest Quotes
AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
Incorrect Doofquest Quotes
Part One of ... One, Probably?
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Bill: Eh, what'd the world ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?Part One of ... One, Probably?
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Doofenschmirtz: Because I'M one of the idiots who LIVES in it!
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Janna: When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to "mitochondria" because -
Max: 'Cause the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yes, we get it.
Felldrake: That's genius!
Vanessa: Is no one going to bring up that she said "when" and not "if"
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Doofenschmirtz: Alright, that's it, you're grounded! Get in the closet!
Norm: This house is a fucking nightmare!
*-*-*-*-*
Tobe: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Jing-Jing: Have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Shego: What's that?
Doofenschmirtz: Remorse code.
Shego: I'm even angrier now
*-*-*-*-*
Janna: Oh, hey, Doof. You get those magic crystals I brought in?
Doofenschmirtz: Oh, yeah, they're charging up in the greenhouse right now. Good work on that, by the way.
Janna: Cool. Thanks, dad.
Everyone:
Janna: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Monogram: You just called Doofenschmirtz your dad. You said 'thanks, dad'.
Janna: What? No, I didn't. I said 'thanks, man'.
Doofenschmirtz: Do you see me as a father figure, Janna?
Janna: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure because you're always BOTHERING me!
Lizzy: don't talk to your dad like that
*-*-*-*-*
Russ: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kitsune: It's not a joke. I am a legit snack.
*-*-*-*-*
Xanatos: Heinz, are you sure you have the proper authorization to be flying into New York like this?
Doofenschmirtz: Oh, don't worry. I have a permit!
Xanatos: ...this is just a piece of paper that you've written "I own the Tri-State area" on.
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Wendy: Recently, 'Princess CJ' has figured out that she can stick post-it notes onto peoples' backs!
Wendy: But she doesn't know they should say things like "Kick me" so they mostly have fun facts on them.
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Doofenschmirtz: Oh, I love all my employees equally! Janna, Technor, Russ, Mirage, Goofy ...
Doofenschmirtz: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Doofenschmirtz: Himbo?
*-*-*-*-*
Mirage: You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you?
Hego, handing her a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Mirage: Thank you, Hego, you're a lifesaver!
Mirage takes a sip and convulses: Is this ... JUST milk and sugar?
Hego: That's what I said?
*-*-*-*-*
Tobe: *saves Jing-Jing from danger*
Jing Jing: My hero...
Tobe: *nods* Academia.
Jing Jing: what
*-*-*-*-*
Toffee, speaking to Janna: I see how it is. We agree to single combat and of course you can still use your magic staff, but I bring a single hostage and suddenly it's 'treachery' and 'against the spirit of the agreement'.
*-*-*-*-*
Max, whispering in the corner: Be strong...
Felldrake: Who is he talking to?
Janna: The wi-fi signal.
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Gwen: Look, I'm sorry for ...whatever it is I did to you.
Doofenschmirtz: You left me to drown.
Gwen: Water under the bridge.
Doofenschmirtz: That's where you left me.
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Janna: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Felldrake: No, I said "Janna, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do, evil staff!" and then you got your tongue stuck on the swing set.
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Doofenschmirtz: You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops. And then I can go to therapy and wipe out all memories of said childhood from my brain.
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Russ: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you figure they're probably just lying to make you feel better?
Janna: Yeah?
Russ: Everything's going to be fine.
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625: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Hoagie on Rye, and this is the thanks I get?
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Technor: You need to adopt healthier coping mechanisms.
Stanley: No.
Technor: The last patient who didn't adapt according to my suggestions died shortly after.
Stanley: Oh my God!
Technor: In a plane crash.
Stanley: That seems unrelated?
Technor: I was the one who crashed it. Don't disobey me.
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Mirage: Why did you put Cheetos in the Doofenschmirtz Evil First Aid Kit?!
Janna, bleeding out: At the time, it seemed like it'd be really funny
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Tomokiri: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Peacekeeper: Screaming.
Hiro: Murder.
Fred: Vigilante cosplay!
Downbeat: Running away from my problems...
Juniper: Ecoterroism?
Tomokiri: Okay, so we've got 'screaming'...
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Janna: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon.
Janna: Neil A.
Janna: Now say that backwards.
Ferb: Wake up, sheeple.
Ludivine: Did ve send Neil Armstrong to da moon
Ludivine: Or did ve zend him BACK to da moon?!
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Lizzy: Therapy has been amazing.
Hego: So you don't want to die anymore?
Lizzy: I do, but now I can articulate why.
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: Okay! We're going to fight Bill.
Shego: But you're not armed?
Doofenschmirtz: Yes, I am.
Shego: With what?
Doofenschmirtz: Overconfidence!
- Location
- California
Xanatos will definitely notice how much the magician want's it; it may be good to let him buy it while we get the other stuff and sort it out later
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Lord Ultimus
Beautiful...
- Location
- Undisclosed Warehouse
Doofenschmirtz: I love all my employee's equally! Just... not all at the same time.
ReaperofInterest
Herald of Disaster
By god, this is a prime example of one of the biggest problems with the current like system: we can only give a single like to amazing posts like this!
KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
I suggest application for this to be an Omake, or at least threadmarked.
BlueWerewolf25
The Dreamer
- Location
- Wouldn't You Like To Know?
- Pronouns
- He/His/Him
Russ: "I left the weird blue one to stall."
Hego: "Doom doom doom, toons suck, is this working?"
Weasel: "Yes."
Hego: "YAAAAAAAY!!!"
- Location
- The City of Tears, Hallownest
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Every single one of these is absolutely fantastic, but this one in particular.
- Location
- Washington
....Janna now HAS to accidentally call Doofenshmirtz dad now. I will cry.
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
We'll try to get the Encantus.
What makes you think that Horvath wants a copy of the Encantus that he has probably read the original of, and already has his own copy?
Lab_Accident
A 2D 1D4
- Location
- Your dreams
I recognize a lot of these quotes from Brooklyn 99, and at least one of them might be from A Practical Guide to Evil, but there's some I don't really get? Sources, please, so I can laugh and marvel at how on-point your jokes are (because the Peralta-Holt one landed beautifully).Incorrect Doofquest QuotesBill: Eh, what'd the world ever do for you? Why would you want to save it?
Part One of ... One, Probably?
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: Because I'M one of the idiots who LIVES in it!
*-*-*-*-*
Janna: When I go to jail, I'm changing my name to "mitochondria" because -
Max: 'Cause the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, yes, we get it.
Felldrake: That's genius!
Vanessa: Is no one going to bring up that she said "when" and not "if"
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: Alright, that's it, you're grounded! Get in the closet!
Norm: This house is a fucking nightmare!
*-*-*-*-*
Tobe: Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Jing-Jing: Have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Shego: What's that?
Doofenschmirtz: Remorse code.
Shego: I'm even angrier now
*-*-*-*-*
Janna: Oh, hey, Doof. You get those magic crystals I brought in?
Doofenschmirtz: Oh, yeah, they're charging up in the greenhouse right now. Good work on that, by the way.
Janna: Cool. Thanks, dad.
Everyone:
Janna: ...why is everyone staring at me?
Monogram: You just called Doofenschmirtz your dad. You said 'thanks, dad'.
Janna: What? No, I didn't. I said 'thanks, man'.
Doofenschmirtz: Do you see me as a father figure, Janna?
Janna: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure because you're always BOTHERING me!
Lizzy: don't talk to your dad like that
*-*-*-*-*
Russ: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kitsune: It's not a joke. I am a legit snack.
*-*-*-*-*
Xanatos: Heinz, are you sure you have the proper authorization to be flying into New York like this?
Doofenschmirtz: Oh, don't worry. I have a permit!
Xanatos: ...this is just a piece of paper that you've written "I own the Tri-State area" on.
*-*-*-*-*
Wendy: Recently, 'Princess CJ' has figured out that she can stick post-it notes onto peoples' backs!
Wendy: But she doesn't know they should say things like "Kick me" so they mostly have fun facts on them.
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: Oh, I love all my employees equally! Janna, Technor, Russ, Mirage, Goofy ...
Doofenschmirtz: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Doofenschmirtz: Himbo?
*-*-*-*-*
Mirage: You didn't happen to bring any coffee, did you?
Hego, handing her a thermos: Milk and sugar.
Mirage: Thank you, Hego, you're a lifesaver!
Mirage takes a sip and convulses: Is this ... JUST milk and sugar?
Hego: That's what I said?
*-*-*-*-*
Tobe: *saves Jing-Jing from danger*
Jing Jing: My hero...
Tobe: *nods* Academia.
Jing Jing: what
*-*-*-*-*
Toffee, speaking to Janna: I see how it is. We agree to single combat and of course you can still use your magic staff, but I bring a single hostage and suddenly it's 'treachery' and 'against the spirit of the agreement'.
*-*-*-*-*
Max, whispering in the corner: Be strong...
Felldrake: Who is he talking to?
Janna: The wi-fi signal.
*-*-*-*-*
Gwen: Look, I'm sorry for ...whatever it is I did to you.
Doofenschmirtz: You left me to drown.
Gwen: Water under the bridge.
Doofenschmirtz: That's where you left me.
*-*-*-*-*
Janna: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Felldrake: No, I said "Janna, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do, evil staff!" and then you got your tongue stuck on the swing set.
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops. And then I can go to therapy and wipe out all memories of said childhood from my brain.
*-*-*-*-*
Russ: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you figure they're probably just lying to make you feel better?
Janna: Yeah?
Russ: Everything's going to be fine.
*-*-*-*-*
625: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Hoagie on Rye, and this is the thanks I get?
*-*-*-*-*
Technor: You need to adopt healthier coping mechanisms.
Stanley: No.
Technor: The last patient who didn't adapt according to my suggestions died shortly after.
Stanley: Oh my God!
Technor: In a plane crash.
Stanley: That seems unrelated?
Technor: I was the one who crashed it. Don't disobey me.
*-*-*-*-*
Mirage: Why did you put Cheetos in the Doofenschmirtz Evil First Aid Kit?!
Janna, bleeding out: At the time, it seemed like it'd be really funny
*-*-*-*-*
Tomokiri: So, does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Peacekeeper: Screaming.
Hiro: Murder.
Fred: Vigilante cosplay!
Downbeat: Running away from my problems...
Juniper: Ecoterroism?
Tomokiri: Okay, so we've got 'screaming'...
*-*-*-*-*
Janna: Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon.
Janna: Neil A.
Janna: Now say that backwards.
Ferb: Wake up, sheeple.
Ludivine: Did ve send Neil Armstrong to da moon
Ludivine: Or did ve zend him BACK to da moon?!
*-*-*-*-*
Lizzy: Therapy has been amazing.
Hego: So you don't want to die anymore?
Lizzy: I do, but now I can articulate why.
*-*-*-*-*
Doofenschmirtz: Okay! We're going to fight Bill.
Shego: But you're not armed?
Doofenschmirtz: Yes, I am.
Shego: With what?
Doofenschmirtz: Overconfidence!
AProcrastinator
You can Certainly Try
- Location
- Getting Somewhere
- Pronouns
- She/Hers
Look, I'm not gonna lie, I stole a lot of these from various out-of-context-quotes Tumblr blogs that in turn stole them from various works of fiction, and legitimately have no idea where, exactly, a lot of them came from
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
I think the "I have a permit" one is from Parks and Rec, but I haven't actually seen the show nor the specific scene.
DragonGrimoire
Half Dragon, Half Cat, Half Spellbook, All Cute
- Location
- On Your Lap, Sleeping
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Hers
Speaking of Horvath, I sure hope Dave and Balthazar are ok. Xanay will not be happy about Merlin's most loyal apprentice AND Merlin's Heir running around in his city unless they're working for him. We know this one likely isn't Dave's, as he has the collapsible one that fits in a pocket.
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KitRougard
Blatant furry. Deal with it.
- Location
- wherever I feel like~
- Pronouns
- He/She
That was odd to see, but this is one of the rare times I appreciate the escalation.
DragonGrimoire
Half Dragon, Half Cat, Half Spellbook, All Cute
- Location
- On Your Lap, Sleeping
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Hers
sending Kitsune to steal not just a magic book but pretty much the magic book of this setting sounds like a good way to get absolutely annihilated by whoever we steal it from.
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
I'm pretty sure that the Encantus is just the magic book of The Sorcerer's Apprentice, not Doofquest, and even in the case of this Encantus, it's just a copy.
- Location
- USA
People are making a lot of assumptions about something we haven't seen yet...
Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
Did you know that you can search through specific Sufficient Velocity threads for words like "Encantus"? I confirmed that myself just now.
DragonGrimoire
Half Dragon, Half Cat, Half Spellbook, All Cute
- Location
- On Your Lap, Sleeping
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Hers
even if it's a copy, it's still sourced from Merlin's own spellbook, the spellbook of the man universally recognized as one of the most powerful ,knowledgable, and skilled magical practitioners to ever exist. it's about as significant as say, getting your hands on Arondight instead of Excalibur. stealing that before we get well away from here is a terrible idea.
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Light
A world without Light would be Dark.
- Location
- United States
It's stated in Sorcerer's Apprentice canon that there are many Encantus copies.
Is Disney Villains Victorious Gridlocked about as weird as the Servant Universe in terms of McGuffin quantities?
Edit: Fine, if you'll edit your post I'll edit mine to properly respond.
That is why we are doing it in a turn when we have access to Kitsune.
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DragonGrimoire
Half Dragon, Half Cat, Half Spellbook, All Cute
- Location
- On Your Lap, Sleeping
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Hers
given the sheer amount of settings it compiles into one and the nature of disney plots, it kinda has to be,even if it's lower-mag than Standard DVV.