Okay, I've decided to go over the whole update, to try and pinpoint what's rubbing me the wrong way about this interaction, and how Xanatos is manipulating us.
"Heinz." He says, and a part of you warms when he uses your first name, and another part finds that concerning. "I thought that was obvious from the start."
So, I'm basically 100% sure this is a lie. He's acting like it's something obvious, and I think that's part of what he's actually doing this whole section: he acts as if he was expecting more from Doofenshmirtz, and then makes Doofenshmirtz feel dumb for not realizing that.
And on the one hand, yes, Doofenshmirtz
is dumb for not realizing that, that's why this approach works. But Xanatos wasn't approaching things expecting Doofenshmirtz to be smarter, he approached things knowing Doofenshmirtz's blindspots.
"I assumed it was an opportunity for both of us." Xanatos replies, hands spreading out in an expression of openness. "Companies are always looking to know more about other agents in their space. Knowledge is power. I thought you'd said yes to get that chance."
Xanatos' use of body language here communicates to Doof just how open he's being, just how earnest, where, once again, he's pretty blatantly lying. Like, Xanatos out-negotiated Doof incredibly heavily, he knows that in-character and we know that out of character. He did not start these meetings with the intention of mutual information gathering.
"Well, yeah, but…" You reply, words trailing. You reach out and fiddle with some black screws you'd left scattered on your table, rolling them back and forth across the counter. You can feel their hard ridges pressing into your skin. They rattle in time with the clock. "I just… I mean… you acted like you wanted to be, like…" You try to shake the feeling you're being childish. "Friends."
Xanatos leans back, as if in surprise. His eyes widen. "Doctor." He says. "How often have we spoken together?"
Oh, you can answer that, easily. You put the screw in your hand back down as you think.
"Well, there was the gala, and then uh… the magic auction! And then the time the world almost ended, I wasn't there but you stopped by afterward, and then the time we set up these meetings and then now! That's four whole…"
You look at Xanatos's face, and you can't tell what he's thinking at all. You breathe in.
"...times."
Once again, here, Doof is
right to feel a bit childish and sheepish. He was wrong to think of someone he met a few times as a friend. But, at the same time, Xanatos is playing up how sheepish he should be. Once again, the narration shows him acting how one would expect him to if he were surprised, but it doesn't actually state he's surprised, because he's not.
For example, note how his first choice in pointing out how they're not friends isn't saying it outright. Instead, he chooses to lead Doof to the realization, so that Doof doesn't feel rebuffed in any real sense, and instead feels like it was his mistake (which it was).
"Heinz." Xanatos says, putting a hand on top of yours. "I'm sorry, but that is not a basis for a relationship deeper than an acquaintanceship. I'm sorry if I misled you into thinking our friendship was stronger than it was, but that was part of what this was about, wasn't it? To get to know each other. Networking."
Here, of course, he says "if I misled you", and honestly? He's not entirely wrong to say that. Like, he never really deliberately misled Doof. Rather, he allowed Doof to make his assumptions, and didn't correct them. In a sense, then, he once again uses the tactic I mentioned above, letting Doof save face by acting as if the fault is partially his- and thus also potentially making Doof feel like he's even worse (Admittedly, this is the portion of the analysis I'm least sure of).
As for the last bit, where he mentions networking? Yeah, I believe him, actually? Like, Xanatos never has just one angle, and I'm sure he did want to network. It's just, as far as he thought, networking probably mainly involved making Doof like Xanatos.
Every word Xanatos is saying makes sense. You can feel your wounded pride being assuaged in real time, and your arguments slip from your fingers. But it still feels wrong somehow.
Tick, tick, tick.
Like it's your fault. You push the feeling down.
This is where what I've been saying is stated most explicitly. Everything Xanatos is saying is reasonable, and if he wasn't Xanatos, if it was someone like Winston saying it, I'd believe them. But it is Xanatos. Now, the thing is, even though he's lying, he's still right, and it's still something Doof should consider.
"Okay, but listen!" You declare. "If you think I'm going to keep being a loose-lipped ninny just spilling all my best secrets for nothing, then you've got another thing coming, Mr. Man!"
"I'd expect nothing less." Xanatos says warmly.
You believe him.
You do.
This is another bit I'm not 100% sure how to read. I may be still being fooled by Xanatos, but I do actually think there's a very slight amount of fondness/amusement here. Like, I think Xanatos is genuinely impressed by the growth Doof has shown, while still knowing that he's going to come out the overall victor.
The very fact Doof has even noticed this is probably already out of his previous expectations, and so when he says that he expects nothing less, he's thinking about the new Doof. His view is probably along the lines of "Yeah, I can't get something for literally nothing any more. I can still manipulate him and get what I want, but his resistance against being completely and totally fleeced is higher. Well, probably a good thing overall."
So, yeah. I think there is some genuine warmth when David says that, even as he still plans on manipulating Doof.
But the gnawing in your stomach remains. Something doesn't fit. You feel off-balance with two feet on the ground, adrift on dry land. You're back in Evil Science School, and Dr. Gevaarlijk is grading your practical again. You rub your palms together. They're dry.
And yet, somewhere, Doof recognizes he's being manipulated. He's aware enough to feel uneasy, but not aware enough to notice where it's coming from. I'll admit, being in this state somehow feels even sadder than what was there previously. Before, it was basically totally divorced from reality, how Doof reacted to Xanatos. But here, we see Xanatos bringing out all of his manipulative chops, and it strikes far closer to reality.
(For people less familiar with Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Gevaarjilik really didn't like Doof, but he wanted to impress her with his evil anyways, yet he always failed. So, here, he feels like he's looking for approval, which, on some level, he knows he's not going to get. I'm not entirely sure how to interpret that in this context.)
It's Xanatos that fills the silence.
Xanatos glances at the microscope. It looms over the screws, now. He picks one up, holding it idly in front of him. "Heinz, may I be honest?"
"Well typically I've found that's a death knell for most relationships, but go ahead."
"You seem… concerned. About your ability to control your information."
You hesitate. Does he have an angle?
So, here, Xanatos starts angling towards what he wants, having laid the groundwork. And interestingly, from this point on, he basically is honest. He pinpoints one of Doof's worries (which is often present in the thread, and thus in Doof's mind), and offers a potential solution. He's probably been thinking of this as an in the whole time, and now he's narrowing in on it, prepared to offer Doof a potential solution.
Also, quick aside to note the chess pieces here: the white microscope, David, is looming over the black screws, Doof. It represents how Xanatos is dominating this conversation. David picking up the screw is representative of him moving Doof closer to himself, in preparation for both promotion and for it to become a piece of his. Here, the chess metaphor gets a bit mixed up, unfortunately.
Meanwhile, Doof's responses are actually kind of interesting, here? First off, the bit about being honest being a death knell of most relationships… what's he actually referring to? Like, I guess it could be being honest with himself about his parents? But I'm not sure what else?
Second, he's looking for an angle, and, to be honest, Xanatos knows he's looking for an angle, wondering what Xanatos is up to. But he speaks anyways, because he actually does want to spill some of this stuff. Not sure who else he'd do it with, other than Technor, to be honest. Doof is fundamentally an open person, and hiding stuff isn't really how he rolls, even when he knows he should.
"I just… there's a lot I've had to confront, recently." You say, prevaricating as best you can on what to actually tell him. "Part of that is just how… sneaky this all is. It's not a problem, exactly, like I- I know how to build a good trap and if you ask me that's already half the job, but I just worry I…" You feel like you're not paying attention to the right things. Maybe Roger would. It would be hard to ask him.
This is interesting, especially the last bit. At first, Doof is trying to act like he's confident, even when he knows he's not. The bit about traps is him lying to himself, and he knows it. The Roger thing, though… that's interesting, because it shows that Doof still has kind of internalized the stuff about Roger being better than him? It could also be a hint from the QMs that we should interact with Roger more.
"That it won't be enough." Xanatos finishes for you, dragging you back to the conversation. "I understand your concerns. They've mirrored mine in the past."
You scoff. "Oh, right, like the great David Xanatos has ever failed at hiding something."
"See the end of the world right in front of your eyes, and you might think differently." Xanatos replies.
Tick, tick, tick.
You can't argue with that.
Xanatos is being perfectly honest here, and that's… well, it's unsurprising, but it's good to know. Previously, when Doof thought he couldn't argue with what Xanatos was saying, he felt off-balance, because on some level he could tell he was being maneuvered. Doof isn't getting any sense of unease here, because Xanatos is speaking from the heart on some level.
Xanatos puts the screw down at the other end of the table, right next to him.
"You know, I… might be able to help you with that."
You blink. "What, the end of the world?"
Xanatos smiles and somehow, it doesn't feel like an insult. "Eventually, perhaps. But today, I meant… your security. You've said yourself that you admire my abilities in that department. What do you say I… give you a few pointers?"
The chess metaphor continues, Xanatos is preparing Doof for promotion, but also bringing him closer.
Also, Xanatos' hesitance is interesting. It's not real, obviously, but it's designed to create the sense that it's completely off the cuff, that he's just tossing an idea out at random, like this whole conversation hasn't been on some level manipulative.
Now, Xanatos' smile, which doesn't feel insulting. On one level, of course, it's put on. But, on another level? I think he genuinely may feel like it's not too bad a deal that he's offering, here. Sure, he's getting a look at DEI's inner workings, and he's getting a chance to really see through anything Doof does, but he's also genuinely giving Doof something pretty useful, he probably feels. I suspect, like a lot of us agree on, he doesn't actually think that this is a negative for Doof overall, even if it's nothing but upside for him.
I suspect he's also being serious when he talks about collaborating on big problems eventually.
Finally, more ellipses. Again, he's giving off the impression of being more hesitant than he really is, mirroring Doof's hesitancy when first revealing his worries to put Doof more at ease.
You pick up another screw and, after a few moments twirling it in your hands, trying to figure out why you did so, set it back down.
"And what do you get out of it?" You ask, expecting him to try and hide another spy trap right under your nose. To your surprise, he doesn't.
Try to hide it, that is.
"You'd, by definition, be giving me insight into how your system works and what you want hidden." Xanatos replies. "Rather vital to the whole idea, I'm afraid. I'm not trying to pressure you Heinz, or hide anything from you. The choice is yours."
Here, Doof is picking up on the relevance of the objects on the counter. He doesn't know what they actually mean, but he can sense there's something there. Honestly, I might make a subvote for what to do with the screws, just because it feels right.
Now, here, he doesn't hide the trap. He knows Doof would likely realize it, and by admitting it, he gives us a feeling of security, and more importantly,
control, exactly what Doof said he was lacking. It's a concession to Doof's comfort, and also avoids any future realizations.
Of course, when he says he's not trying to pressure Doof, well. He's not entirely wrong, pressure is the wrong word. Instead, it's more like he tilted the surface upon which Doof sits, leaning him towards one option unnoticeably. He has primed Doof to accept this, but he also recognizes Doof is unpredictable.
Xanatos is pitting two parts of Doof against one another: Doof's desire to have total control, against Doof's desire to not be failing, to not be bad at this. It's rather sad, but reasons beyond that will probably… not be really incorporated? Unless we're very lucky, of course. Personally, I feel like I would have been more receptive if Xanatos hadn't done all this manipulation before, and had come straight out and offered. But I'm not Doof.
Xanatos takes a business card out of his pocket and sets it on the table, leaving the second screw between it and the microscope. Boxing it in.
You look down at the counter, trying to decide what else to fidget with. When did your table get so messy?
You've been given a choice.
Why does it feel like… you already made the important one?
So, yeah. We're kind of boxed in. The real question is… what's the important choice we already made? It's hard to actually pinpoint any one choice.
Anyways, in summary, I do feel that we shouldn't take the deal, not because it's a net negative for us (I don't think it is, especially not in Xanatos' eyes, although I do think potential bonding with Mirage shouldn't be underestimated), but because Xanatos has put us off balance and manipulated us into this position, and I feel like we're off balance enough that we shouldn't just take the deal.
Thus:
[X] Develop Your Center
-[X] Pick up the boxed in screw and use it somewhere in the Inator you're working on.
The subvote is… idk. It just feels right.