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- The state of Paranoia
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
- Thread starter eaglejarl
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard open voting
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- The Deep Blue Sea
Also, the flames of youth were originally lit by... kamfaya (campfire)
As to be expected of the summoning clan of punching expert "might guy"
We should probably take some time to get our taijutsu up to scratch, we have enough Exp that we should be able to top up our foundation skills as is necessary.
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- He/Him
For those who didn't see it in Discord, the hot tub bubble bath seal may have to be a novel invention, may or may not have time so just in case...
I'm going ahead and supporting a backup birthday idea, which is to make Mari a scrapbook thing, a collection of everything positive anyone has said about her
[X] Old wounds and new friends
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I'm going ahead and supporting a backup birthday idea, which is to make Mari a scrapbook thing, a collection of everything positive anyone has said about her
[X] Old wounds and new friends
Word Count: 281
- Misc
- Spend total required time researching Jacuzzi seals.
- If Hazou/Mari/Gaku thinks it's relatively trivial compared to Goketsu funds, pay off all clanless civilian debt in Leaf.
- Start collecting "positive-things-about-Mari-in-writing" from as many people as possible
- Figure out Gaku's birthday
- Ami-Style Training
- Stamina
- Wear a harness with a rope attached, have Candoru try to tug you in random directions when walking from location to location
- Stamina
- Akane
- Explain everything Asuma told you about Mizuki/who he worked for.
- Prioritize her agency. Express your unconditional love and support for whatever plan of action she desires.
- That said, anyone who convinces scum like Mizuki to take advantage of kids not even out of the academy deserves a beatdown.
- If Akane supports it, do everything within legal rights to get information on who Mizuki worked for.
- Explain everything Asuma told you about Mizuki/who he worked for.
- Wide River
- Spend a week mingling with Wide River Pack. Prioritize dogs you met at Taleswap, but try to meet all of them.
- Challenge dogs to friendly spars! Show them what their summoner can do.
- Do any of them need anything? Are any of them interested in seeing the Human Path, or working with the Summoner?
- Friendship/absorbing culture is primary. Don't seem like you're only there to shill for summons.
- That said, work towards securing contracts.
- Friendship/absorbing culture is primary. Don't seem like you're only there to shill for summons.
- Find a technique hacker, explain Atomu's situation and Cannai's comments on it, will they help?
- Spend a week mingling with Wide River Pack. Prioritize dogs you met at Taleswap, but try to meet all of them.
- Cannai
- Explain Salterns to Cannai, volunteer to set some up on the coast so the Dogs can trade salt.
- Is there more work Hazou can do for the Dogs in the Human Path? The two worlds feel too separate.
- Are there more troublesome dogs like Candoru that Hazou could help with?
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- Location
- France
So I just looked at the skill pyramid and rules doc to figure this out.
- Our skill pyramid is currently (18/8/5/2/1), and no level can have more skills than the previous one.
- We have Resolve 25 (needs 140 XP to reach 30) and Shadow Clone 23 (needs 189 XP to reach 30). They are in the level of the pyramid which I bolded above.
- We can raise one of these to level 30 (pyramid: 18/8/4/3/1). The other will be blocked at 29 until we raise at least one weaker skill to level 20.
- However if we do that (say, by raising Calligraphy to 20) our pyramid would be 18/7/4/4/1 - which allows us to raise one of SC or Resolve to 40. Our pyramid would then be 18/7/4/3/2. This then allows us to keep doing this until it goes from 40 to 50 (leaving us at 18/7/4/3/1/1). Once we raise it to 50, this changes the shape of the pyramid so that we can raise the other skill (which had been left at 30) to 40, leaving us with a pyramid of 18/7/4/2/2/1.
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[X] Old wounds and new friends
- Location
- UK
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- He/Him
Just to add, because not everyone might know: Kamehameha the attack was chronologically preceded by (and possibly named after?) the historical kings of Hawaii, Kamehameha I-V.
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- France
I thought the Kamehameha were kings of Hawaii?
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- Europe
Probably.
What we need is stunts or tricks to buff Resolve so that we can ignore some pyramid parts or achive desired level's quicker.
Which reminds me:
We can still get something here, @Velorien , @eaglejarl , @OliWhail did you guys have any idea's from your side ?
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- UK
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- He/Him
Typo. Will fix, thanks.
- Location
- United States of America
I had to put my oatmeal bowl down lest it spill while I giggled uncontrollably xD
Bravo. Bravo
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- Yes.
Temperature-regulating seals. Great for Wakahisa koi (whose survival is heavily dependent on maintaining specific temperatures), and great for us.
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- Europe
Good idea.
Also, maybe we can get an anti-Seasickness jutsu to buff resolve? Let's hope.
Do you mean the clanless ninja or civilians? Because, yeah we can probably pay of a lot of ninja but civilans would involve a lot of businesses.
edit: ok I forgot that there are civilians in clans. Probably still extremly expensive.
He is getting executed, do you want to support her if she wants to save him? We can just get the information and then go from there.
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- He/Him
It says civilians, doesn't it?
I would be okay with doing both civilian and ninja though.
Akane's not stupid or suicidal, and she is probably aware that there's not anything they can do. But we can also support whether she wants to attend the execution or not, etc.
Have I mentioned that there is a way to quickly and cheaply give every settlement in Fire 90% effective decoy wall kits which civilians can install themselves and then upgrade to actual walls at their leisure? That seems like something I would mention right after Tsunade said that walls were the most important thing and their greatest value was deterrence rather than actual. In fact, it seems like the sort of thing I would have brought up several times.
Hazou was sentenced to decapitation.
Naruto / Batman Villain crossover.
Isn't one of the adoptees a former ninjutsu focus who lost the use of some of their fingers? Unlike all others, the shadow clone only takes one fairly simple handsign. A ninjutsu expert should have large chakra reserves.
Akane learned it from her crush on Rock Lee before her flight.
Oh, they'll think of something. Whether a frustration kaiju-interrupt timer dings probably has more to do with whether the plans are of lengths of 6 days or 6 months.
I am still baffled that these are the only chakra monsters known to be so fastidiously suicidal. At this point I'm tempted to conclude that evolution is being guided by an actively malevolent force instead of simple natural selection.
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- France
Random idea now that I'm in the thread:
- Noncombat jutsu: an Earth jutsu that churns and crushes earth, making it faster and/or cheaper to clear land or exterminate dangerous pests
- Noncombat seal: a seal that seems to bend space to form a small telescope effect. Unfortunately the size of the effect is sharply limited because it would increase seal design complexity and/or chakra cost, so it's not an amazing telescope. It can't be moved once activated, and destabilises somewhat unpredictably if damaged (generally harming anyone touching it, or releasing a loud blast of air).
- Noncombat jutsu: a cheap Water jutsu that precisely detects tidal shifts. Used in navigation at sea, but requires training to properly interpret.
- Noncombat jutsu: a Water jutsu that lets you sink or rise without getting the bends (within limits)
In hindsight, I really should have guessed that this was the entire point of YOUTH as a philosophy. None of that "find your place in the world", "guide thoughts and actions" or even "create unity" stuff I'm used to seeing. YOUTH is a philosophy that aims to bring forth personal happiness! Motivation! Enthusiasm!
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Eisenhelm
gran dutch of douchery
- Location
- Colombia
We attracted her attention because we were acting like Rock Lee.
-at the instruction of Mari, who, as an infiltration-spec elite Mist jounin, was probably familiar with the idiosyncrasies of Leaf S-rankers.
- Location
- The Soviet Republic of Canuckistan
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- He/Him
Shocked in that we wised up?
Also - can we consider her to be working on this, or do we need to explicitly ask her to do so?
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- Yes.
- Location
- Europa, Jupiter Orbit
That doesn't usually take a day.
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- Yes.
I mean, it is an execution.
<starts imagining ways to make a 24-hour long decapitation>