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Huh, then I was very mistaken. Thank you for the correction, that would have led to some bad decisions on my part. @Jello_Raptor Sorry about that, I was sure I understood.
Marked for Death: A Rational Naruto Quest
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- naruto rationalist romance armageddon is looking better and better damn you kishimoto explosions everywhere explosives solve everyone if in doubt surrender to the mercy of zabuza it seemed like a good idea at the time looks like a really bad case of being a jōnin my god. where does the lore end? precommitting is the winning plan screaming in kagome screw the rules i have explosives something bad might still happen sometimes you gotta sociopath stabby zabby subsection c of paragraph 9 should include we can weaponize this so hard
Huh, then I was very mistaken. Thank you for the correction, that would have led to some bad decisions on my part. @Jello_Raptor Sorry about that, I was sure I understood.
Wiadi
Uncompromising Radical Leftist
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- Something Clever
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- She/Her
I'm pretty sure Lailoken's point is more in response to the people going "also the Hagoromo should pay us money."
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- The Void
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- She/Her
Actually @Noumero would you consider adding this to the plan?
Jello_Raptor
(Confirmed Jelly)
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- Left of Center
@eaglejarl, @faflec, others: one thing that would make my life easier is if you can link me posts with useful formation as you come across them. Don't go out of your way to do this, it just gives me a list of stuff to go through first so I can gather as much data as fast as possible.
I do plan on reading though the thread marks from adoption onward, and the entire thread for the last few months. So I'll probably get most things, but pointers
Just send me a pm with the link, I'll filter through the actual data on my own. Iff you think useful data might be easy for me to miss, then add a few words so I know what you want me to find. Otherwise completely black messages are fine.
Specifically I'm gathering info on:
I do plan on reading though the thread marks from adoption onward, and the entire thread for the last few months. So I'll probably get most things, but pointers
Just send me a pm with the link, I'll filter through the actual data on my own. Iff you think useful data might be easy for me to miss, then add a few words so I know what you want me to find. Otherwise completely black messages are fine.
Specifically I'm gathering info on:
- All the information we have on council clans and their variable leanings and interests.
- General economic information on the elemental nations, fire, and leaf.
- Everything on Goketsu finances specifically.
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- USA
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- He/Him
You get all the lurv.
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- Europa, Jupiter Orbit
@eaglejarl I still have questions regarding Hazou's sealing accuracy/speed thing.
How much more accurate is Hazou than, say, an average chūnin-level sealsmith? Because, say for example that an average sealsmith has a 90% accuracy while Hazou has a 100%. That would mean, barring regular sealing failures all the time, that the sealsmith that isn't Hazou notices and has to redraw one seal in ten from scratch, since calligraphy mistakes can't simply be corrected. This would make him 10% slower than Hazou, thus translating accuracy into speed.
How much more accurate is Hazou than, say, an average chūnin-level sealsmith? Because, say for example that an average sealsmith has a 90% accuracy while Hazou has a 100%. That would mean, barring regular sealing failures all the time, that the sealsmith that isn't Hazou notices and has to redraw one seal in ten from scratch, since calligraphy mistakes can't simply be corrected. This would make him 10% slower than Hazou, thus translating accuracy into speed.
Noumero
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[x] Action Plan: We Totally Are the Good Guys, Don't You See?
Wordcount: 298.
Timeline: January 6.
I am tired of the arguments about finances. Would having millions upon millions of ryo put them to rest?
@eaglejarl, does that seem fun? @MadScientist, your idea is here.
Wordcount: 298.
Timeline: January 6.
- Schedule meetings:
- Nakano's team + Yudai (dinner tonight).
- Tomorrow: Ino (lunch), Chouza (afternoon), Asuma (dinner).
- Later this week: Shino, Minami, Keiko (topic: Summoning), Minori.
- Discuss your suggestions to Tsunade with Akane and Noburi before Akane meets her.
- Opening a medical institution at/near our compound. We'll:
- Employ junior med-nin at a better pay than Leaf's general hospital.
- Provide affordable healthcare to civilians.
- Offer genin, Academy students, and civilians medical education, and subsequent employment.
- Prefer to collaborate with Tsunade's organization.
- A cut in the land-clearing scheme.
- General offer of funding.
- Opening a medical institution at/near our compound. We'll:
- Land-clearing scheme:
- Acquire a 1 km2 plot of beast-infested land outside Leaf.
- Clear it with seals (FWs, youthenizers, explosives), Naruto's clones and/or Pangolins, Monkeys, Slugs.
- Drain captured beasts for chakra. Sell their parts for profit.
- Would the Summon Clans buy the exotic food? Or wood?
- Build makeshift walls using cut trees.
- Invite farmers. Sell the land.
- Expected profit: 23M ryo (cf. Akatsuki's work in Wind).
- Research laws pertaining to land ownership. Any issues?
- Get Mari's input.
- Concern: the Nara have similar plans. If we inform Keiko, will she have to inform them, at which point they'll politically outmaneuver us and take most of the credit? If yes, postpone including her.
- Try to meet with Keiko and Naruto. Get them on-board.
- Delegate to Noburi?
- Should we invite Asuma? Summons for us, boost for image + show of force for him...
- Delegate to Mari.
- Meet with the clan and Naruto, Tsunade, Asuma, Keiko (whichever are on-board). Iron out the details. How to:
- Get the landowner's cooperation.
- Make quick money. Sell the land to a Clan? Arrange a land-clearing/extermination mission?
- Find a suitable location.
- Hire civilian specialists (lumberjacks...) as consultants, to optimize methodology?
- Practice on the jungle at our compound?
- In spare time, scribe Kagome's Skywalkers.
I am tired of the arguments about finances. Would having millions upon millions of ryo put them to rest?
@eaglejarl, does that seem fun? @MadScientist, your idea is here.
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Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Whats the temperature in the room about that Team Uplift heist again...?
Noumero
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I'm game as long as we further two or more other objectives with this action. Could we, e. g., hit an outside-Leaf Hyuuga source of income with the collaboration of the Yakuza, thereby inconveniencing our opponents, forging new ties, and getting money?
- Noburi: Fixed.
- OPSEC: What are you worried about? Our compound is enormous, and we need not let our employees/patients wander all over it.
- We're giving her this and cash.
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
Letting people in the first place, I rather use a location in the slum.
Noumero
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Noumero
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No, I rather not have the clinic in the compound. Plus, it's a rich area. Not where are you going to find our clientele.
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- Yes.
If you can spare the word count, yes.
On a more paranoid note, saying that we do the land ASAP suggests, in part, that we're doing it as soon as we find the area, even if we don't have the info/meetings (which I am predicting may take a while). Maybe say "Start executing after meetings."?
Emstar
The Shining One
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- Trapped in an extradimensional rift.
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- She/They
@Noumero opinion on adding the above and maybe dropping the rumor section? I can try to polish it up later if things are too rough.
We could conceivably do this under the guise of "Thanking these ninja for their service." and running around thanking more strategically placed ninja (ANBU, log-nin, etc.).
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- Yes.
I would be in agreement with this.
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- Pacific standard
Do we know what kind of clan the Hagoromo are? I think i remember them being merchants or some such?
Whatever they are, I agree with Kiba. We should use this as a jumping off point to make our own solid alliances. We want to be friendly with ISC of course, but we're never going to be in their deepest level of trust. We need our own power bloc. I hereby declare my intent to vote for plans that advance the GouRomo alliance!
;P
Whatever they are, I agree with Kiba. We should use this as a jumping off point to make our own solid alliances. We want to be friendly with ISC of course, but we're never going to be in their deepest level of trust. We need our own power bloc. I hereby declare my intent to vote for plans that advance the GouRomo alliance!
;P
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- USA
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- He/Him
You are just determined to be right, aren't you?
If you read the rules you'll find that a sealmaster's target numbers for Calligraphy/infusion on a particular seal go down by one every time they successfully draw/infuse that seal. At a certain point it becomes a non-issue and they have a 100% accuracy rate.
Now, you can keep beating this dead horse and demand that we track each individual sealmaster's experience level with each individual seal and roll for every seal that's being made in Leaf and track how many seals each sealmaster is making in a row and account for the Circumstances Modifiers that apply if the sealmaster in question is tired, or hungry, or tied one on last night, or woke up in a pissy mood, or is distracted by thoughts of their new crush, or forgot to account for the fact that Mercury is in the seventh house...
…or you could let it go and accept that this is not going to happen and that yes, the thing we have told you over and over and f'ing over really is true and Hazō's bloodline, while being vastly more OP than we had realized when we allowed it into the game, far more so than we would have allowed had we known all the implications, does not in fact give you this one particular benefit that you are determined to have.
One thing you're right about, though: We've been lax about showing sealing failures by NPC sealmasters throughout Leaf. Thanks for bringing that to our attention; I'll have a failure in the next update to catch up with all the times there probably should have been one before this. I'll also talk to the other QMs about having a general rule for "make one roll representing all the NPCs to see if anyone screwed up in a meaningful way and/or died today." Over time this will kill off some of the Leaf sealmasters, and possibly Kagome, thereby raising Hazō's value. Hopefully it won't obliterate too much of the city in the process.
Sounds fun to me! Note that there likely won't be a lot of progress on the land-clearing in this update, since I'm assuming you don't want me to jump ahead by a week/month/however long it would take to sort it all out. (Also, a bunch of the update will likely be spent dealing with the fallout from that sealing failure.) Still sounds like fun.
A heist sounds like a blast to me! What are you planning to heist?
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I'm a bit alarmed about the potential loss of Kagome becoming more likely. He gets bonuses from being incredibly paranoid about this, right?
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- USA
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- He/Him
Probably, yes. Also, he's more experienced than your average bear and he generally doesn't do seals that aren't well inside his skill. In particular, his TNs for skywalkers are at 0 after the number of them y'all made when leaving Snow.
I'm a bit alarmed about the potential loss of Kagome becoming more likely. He gets bonuses from being incredibly paranoid about this, right?
Noumero
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I just removed that part; we won't progress that far regardless.
- Can you remind me in which chapters the individuals mentioned in the first section appeared, so that I may link to them for the QMs' convenience?
- I thought we were meeting with Nakano's group at night? Should I remove the scheduled meeting and meet them "spontaneously" during the operatives search at morning?
Yay! Except the part where Kagome potentially dies, I would not like that. But more sealing failures sounds magnificent!
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