That doesn't change our inability to engage the Sydraxians in any way, though.

And in that debatable case where protection money has nothing to do with implied threat (ha!), now the Sydraxians can say "look, we have ships out here now repelling Yrillians" because they can now afford the ships?

Here is how it would go in the ideal circumstances:
1. FDS meets with Gretarians in secret.
2. Gretarians are convinced the Federation can protect them.
3. Gretarians suddenly announce that thanks for all the help, but Sydraxian services are no longer required and they will be affiliating with the Federation to protect them from pirates. Since all they had was a protection contract they're free to cancel it at any time, right?
4. Now it is the Sydraxians who can't do anything because of the treaty of Celos.

However I don't even know why I'm arguing with you. If you've accepted defeat then you'll no longer be advocating to diplomatic push the Gretarians during snakepits, something I've usually voted against. So I guess that's a win for me; I won't have to debate with you about it again come Snakepit time!
 
It remains an exceptional claim to me. We could just as easily claim that the majority of the navy already dislikes the current government and is what is holding them in check, and therefore more ships has little effect except allowing navy influence to expand outwards.
That is also a possibility.

There are several possibilities that all lead to NOT jumping to the conclusion "therefore, our window of opportunity to approach the Gretarians has closed."

More ships = more capability is normally axiomatic. If you are disputing that then you need exceptional evidence against, which I have seen no sign of other than proposing scenarios. Made up hypotheticals are not evidence. It therefore seems probable that the Sydraxians have more capability than they did when their frigates were under repair. Again, to dispute more ships = more capability requires actual proof.
You are utterly failing to understand the basic logic of the opposing viewpoint.

More ships equals more capability. However, the minimum level of capability required to coerce the Gretarians is extremely low. Random Yrillian pirates were capable of doing so. One ship could coerce the Gretarians, unless a Federation force capable of stopping them were present. If you're trying to argue that the Sydraxians were previously unable to spare even a single ship for a single punitive expedition after Lora III, then it is you who are making the extraordinary claim.

We blew up a lot of their ships, but we didn't blow up all of their ships.

Even claiming that the military remains paralyzed by factionalism when it regains 3 ships is an exceptional claim.
Why would adding more ships increase the political reliability of the average person on the ships? If they had a politically divided navy before, then they still do.

You are misreading me. We are as I understand it, within our rights to talk to the Gretarians.

We are not within our rights to fire upon the Sydraxians should they come to reassert their dominance over the Gretarians. Or even to talk to them about it. Any scenario where we hover an Excelsior over Gretaria would lead to a diplomatic and political defeat because keeping the peace with Cardassia and not being seen as treaty-breakers is more important than the Gretarians. So talking to the Gretarians only works if the Sydraxians never show up.
In that case we were equally screwed before because the Sydraxians could send a lightly armed runabout to Gretaria, or hire some Yrillian mercenaries, and do exactly what you imagine them doing in a Hasque.

After all, even if they show up in a puny runabout, "we can't stop them" according to your rather tortured interpretation of the Treaty of Celos. Since I'm pretty sure the Gretarians themselves still have no anti-ship weapons, they're screwed.

Furthermore, the Treaty of Celos restrains both us and the Sydraxians. The Sydraxians are not, under the treaty, entitled to randomly attack Federation ships outside the Gabriel Expanse or attack a planet we declare our intent to protect.
 
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You are misreading me. We are as I understand it, within our rights to talk to the Gretarians.

We are not within our rights to fire upon (or if we are a bit smarter return fire) the Sydraxians should they come to reassert their dominance over the Gretarians. Or even to talk to them about it. Any scenario where we hover an Excelsior over Gretaria would lead to a diplomatic and political defeat because keeping the peace with Cardassia and not being seen as treaty-breakers is more important than the Gretarians. So talking to the Gretarians only works if the Sydraxians never show up.

Why shouldn't we be within our rights to fire upon the Sydraxians if they decide to invade the Gretarians and they ask us for help (or something along those lines)? There is absolutely nothing in that treaty that says we have to let the Cardassians and their associates do what they want to "independent" nations like the Gretarians. As long as the Gretarians are not formally part of the Sydraxians Hierachy or an Cardassian affliliate the treaty has absolutely nothing to do with them and neither do our actions.

That doesn't mean that there wouldn't be diplomatic repercussions that make such an aggressive course inadvisable but the treaty has in my opinion nothing to do with it.
 
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I suspect but cannot prove (since it's not like any of us have the exact wording of the treaty in front of us)...

That it would depend on the sequence of events.

If one of our ships randomly came upon Sydraxians threatening Gretarians, and responded by attacking the Sydraxians, I suspect that this would violate the terms of the Treaty of Celos. Because the Sydraxians didn't fire the first shot against us, and may not have initiated actual violence at all.

If, on the other hand, one of our ships took up a protective position over Gretaria and warned any incoming ships to take no hostile actions, and the Sydraxians ignored this warning and took hostile actions anyway, I suspect that this would not violate the terms of the Treaty of Celos. Because the treaty restrains the Sydraxians from attacking outside the Gabriel Expanse, and in general guarantees that Ashalla Pact forces will not randomly attack or threaten the Federation or its affiliates as a whole. Or at least, that if Ashalla Pact forces do so, our exercising the right to self-defense doesn't automatically constitute grounds for the Cardassians to declare war on us.

The FDS isn't completely moronic. I wouldn't expect them to agree to a treaty that forbids our ships from engaging in self-defense or defending Federation affiliates from random raids by someone like the Goshawnar.
 
You are utterly failing to understand the basic logic of the opposing viewpoint.

More ships equals more capability. However, the minimum level of capability required to coerce the Gretarians is extremely low. Random Yrillian pirates were capable of doing so. One ship could coerce the Gretarians, unless a Federation force capable of stopping them were present. If you're trying to argue that the Sydraxians were previously unable to spare even a single ship for a single punitive expedition after Lora III, then it is you who are making the extraordinary claim.

As I already said, we know that in the immediate aftermath of Lora, the Sydraxians had no ships to spare. There was an Oneiros statement to the effect that the Sydraxians could no longer afford ships to support operations outside their space. Furthermore:

In that case we were equally screwed before because the Sydraxians could send a lightly armed runabout to Gretaria and do exactly what you imagine them doing in a Hasque. After all, even if they show up in a puny runabout, "we can't stop them" according to your rather tortured interpretation of the Treaty of Celos. Since I'm pretty sure the Gretarians themselves still have no anti-ship weapons, they're screwed.
The Gretarians in fact have armed their ships, that was a point made in a captain's log that predates Celos.

Why would adding more ships increase the political reliability of the average person on the ships? If they had a politically divided navy before, then they still do.
Why does having an election for council seats change the average affiliation of the council? Most seats will just stay with the incumbents. If we have a politically divided council before, we still do after.

If the situation is in flux, adding variation will on average lead to a change. Even adding two ships that break one way to one that breaks another would have an effect. I will concede that this is difficult to predict either way.

Why shouldn't we be within our rights to fire upon the Sydraxians if they decide to invade the Gretarians and they ask us for help (or something along those lines)?
That's exactly the kind of situation where we'd have no treaty rights to fire. About the only way it could work would be if we managed the difficult fait accompli that @Briefvoice suggested a few posts ago. Which relies in various ways on the Sydraxians not being able to show up.
 
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That's exactly the kind of where we'd have no treaty rights to fire. About the only way it could work would be if we managed the difficult fait accompli that @Briefvoice suggested a few posts ago.

I woudl really like some evidence for that statement because I see absolutely nothing in that treaty that suggest that this the case.

While the Treaty of Celos is in operation, the following are in effect:

- The Cardassian Union recognises the sovereignty of the Orion Union over Celos and all other worlds currently under their control.
- The United Federation of Planets recognises the current government of Bajor as a legitimate government over Bajor and its colonies.
- Both sides will adopt Do Not Fire Unless Fired Upon in the frontier directly between Federation space and Cardassian space.
- Sydraxians will call off attempts to launch attacks into Federation space.
- Cardassians will not oppose Apiata and Indorian accession into the Federation.
- The Federation will refrain from diplomacy with Cardassian affiliates [FDS NB: "openly"]
- Cardassian support for Syndicate operations in Orion space will end [Syndicate resilience cut in half]

- The Gabriel Expanse is open season, good luck.


The only thing that may play a role in this scenario is the do not fire unless fired upon rule but that is easily avoided if you do as Simon said and simply warn them/make it clear you act in the name of the Gretarians... Indeed the fact that they included they bits about legimate Orion and Bajoran government, which specially designed to prevent exactly this kind of action (but only in those two cases), suggest that this is possible.

The whole treaty would only play a role if the Gretarians were an offical associate of the Cardassians or direct part of the Syraxian Hierachy but since as far as we know they aren't the treaty has nothing to say about them...
 
Fortunately we have a few quarters before the issue of the Gretarians comes up with the next snakepit. In that time frame we should have a much better idea of what is going on. If the situation presents itself that we can get the Sydraxians out of the Ashella pact that is our best possibility, even if they don't affiliate with us. More so since at that point we can start talking to them again and that reduces the Yrillians to neutral/leaning towards us in terms of the Cardassians. At that point we can try to gradually pull in the Sydraxians and I think if we get them to neutral, offer them a slice of the GBZ in return for stopping the protection racket on the Gretarians- if they agree to that we can then affiliate the Gretarians without issue.

Of course better situation is the Sydraxians find out the Cardassians were behind the plot that damaged their culture landmark and blow up a Cardassian warship in response to satisfy honor and then choose to join us as affiliates, at which point the Yrillians and Gretarians should come on board as well. That though is pretty much a best case scenario.
 
A lot rides on exactly who these concerned citizens represent and what they want from us. If they represent the governing faction or a dissenting one that's a big deal either way. Also much rides on our growing influence with the Yrillians. That's a pretty important diplomatic push to continue to invest in.

We know full well that our ships have threatened to fire on the Goshwanar for harassing third parties. This is nonsense.
The threat was that we'd return fire if they fired upon an affiliate. Both affiliates and returning fire are provided for in the treaty.

If we managed to affiliate the Gretarians so quickly there was no Sydraxian reaction then we're in the perfect fait accompli plan that was suggested earlier. I don't find it likely we can do that, but I suppose we can bet on perfection?
 
A lot rides on exactly who these concerned citizens represent and what they want from us. If they represent the governing faction or a dissenting one that's a big deal either way. Also much rides on our growing influence with the Yrillians. That's a pretty important diplomatic push to continue to invest in.
That is true, and I am hoping with the event passing last month on their meeting we will get more info, plus the intel report we requested. Also the Yrillians have very good relations with the Sydraxians, as back during Celos it was the ties to the Sydraxians and not the Cardassians that would have the Yrillians fighting with the Ashella pact if it had gone to open war. Getting Sydraxians to neutral shifts the Yrillians to neutral/in our favor. Getting Sydraxians inclined towards us should move the Yrillians into our camp, at the same time I imagine the Yrillians have been exerting a bit of counter influence with the Sydraxians against too strong a Cardassian alignment.
 
Quite simply, I find it very hard to believe that the Treaty of Celos permits Ashalla Pact powers to fire undefended planets the Federation has declared to be under its protection. I think that any such interpretation of Oneiros's extremely compact summary of the treaty is at best tortured.
 
The threat was that we'd return fire

No.

"Captain, respectfully, but you'll be lords of an ionised particle cloud if you don't drop that weapon's lock on the Certitude," may have been how I replied...

Samhaya threatened to shoot first. She didn't say "if you fire on the Certitude I'll vape you", she said "if you don't leave the Certitude alone I'll vape you". This is important because unless you believe Samhaya Mrr'shan was bluffing then she was allowed to shoot first under the Treaty of Celos against a Cardassian affiliate vessel, and not in the GBZ. She was acting in defense of an affiliate vessel, yes, but not in the immediate sense you're describing, and once we're out of that immediate sense then your argument falls apart because we could be anywhere.

(And do you honestly believe that the Cardassian affiliates aren't bound to the same terms? They were realistically able to threaten the Certitude and it's a Federation affiliate vessel. They are obviously allowed to fire on our affiliates if they choose or it'd be an empty threat. Unless the FDS are complete idiots, we're allowed to shoot at theirs too by the same token.)
 
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No.

Samhaya threatened to shoot first. She didn't say "if you fire on the Certitude I'll vape you", she said "if you don't leave the Certitude alone I'll vape you". This is important because unless you believe Samhaya Mrr'shan was bluffing then she was allowed to shoot first under the Treaty of Celos against a Cardassian affiliate vessel, and not in the GBZ. She was acting in defense of an affiliate vessel, yes, but not in the immediate sense you're describing, and once we're out of that immediate sense then your argument falls apart because we could be anywhere.
I see.

(And do you honestly believe that the Cardassian affiliates aren't bound to the same terms? They were realistically able to threaten the Certitude and it's a Federation affiliate vessel. They are obviously allowed to fire on our affiliates if they choose or it'd be an empty threat. Unless the FDS are complete idiots, we're allowed to shoot at theirs too by the same token.)
I'm completely certain that if they had destroyed or damaged the Certitude, and we had found out, it would have meant war e: or at least, a highly charged confrontation over who violated the treaty. The same for if Samhaya had gone through with her threat. Either party may have been willing to risk that, but are you saying we wouldn't have demanded satisfaction if a Cardassian affiliate had destroyed an affiliated ship?
 
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[X] [PLAN] Continuity 2315

[X][VSA] Vulcan Science Academy : 2320s Geological Sensors
[X][COMMS] Starfleet Science Academy : 2320s Decryption

[X] [BOOST] Generic Team 1, Generic Team 4, Andorian Academy, Vulcan Science Academy
 
Omake - Devil's In TheDetails - Iron Wolf
Devil's In The Details

Sydrax
Oul trudged miserably along a cobblestone path by the banks of the capital city's rivers. It was a mild day, beautiful by Sydraxian standards, the warmth of the sun complemented by a cool breeze from the river. And here in the part of the city known that was becoming increasingly known as the Red Zone things had been kept relatively quiet. But Oul wasn't a Sydraxian. Even with the breeze it was too hot, and his simple clothes were scratchy on his prosthetic skin. The beautiful flowers of the trees and in the pots lining the pathway filled the air with pollen. He was told that despite the idyll tranquil of the scene, sometimes the wind carried the sounds of fighting across the river, and the scent of smoke. Oul wouldn't know, because the instant he stepped outside his entire respiratory system went into meltdown, even with the allergy shots.

He was joined by Hierarch Kakix, richly adorned and with red feathers hanging from around his neck. He meandered slowly, no doubt enjoying Oul's obvious misery. Accompanying Oul was a Bajoran woman, and surrounding the trio was a quartet of Sydraxian paramilitaries, red sashes over their armored vests. They were armed with flechette guns and grenade launchers that dazzled in the midday light

Kakix stopped by a bench, taking in a deep breath. "The Cardassian Union's dominion is dead," he stated turning to look down at Oul.

That bastard had dragged him out here to drop this on him. Oul hoped the sniff he gave in reaction came across as sufficiently dismissive and not overly mucous-y instead.

"Whatever makes you say that?" Asked Oul's Bajoran companion, smiling serenely. "From what I've heard the situation here is far from resolved, and by all indications the Union government is functioning quite happily after the purges all those years ago."

"I agree," added Oul, "Our mutual friends have given no serious indication of abandoning us." Well, not yet. "And despite the violence in the street I haven't heard such pessimism from your Red colleagues."

Kakix screeched laughter, "I'm the pessimist? Why, Odazi," he said, brushing one claw on Oul's shoulder, a gesture which forced him to suppress a shudder, "Have you read some of the case reports flowing in from the operatives in Yrillian space?" Kakix took his claw away and idly rubbed it on his sash as if to clean it, "Oh no, of course not. Because we've been the only ones bothering to intercept them."

The Bajoran woman smiled politely as Oul blinked at Kakix. "Sorry," he said, "Am I supposed to be impressed you managed to crack Cardassian codes?"

Flowers rustled and cloying sweetness wafted on the air as Kakix bristled. He raised himself over Oul, a slight flush on his neck, "I don't care if I impress you, Eel," he said, turning sharply and walking along the path again with an annoyed whistle, "What matters is the content. Cardassians expressing thinly-veiled apprehension and fear of the Federation in the Licori war." Kakik hooted dismissively, "A war with a grand total of two battleships in the Licori's possession. We have faced a larger fleet of the Federation's in the Expanse." He glared into the distance, as if trying to admonish Cardassia itself, "Alone for the most part. And yet intel officers are quaking in their boots?"

"Ah." Oul said, "I remember the document you are referring to. A nice draft report from an unnamed, singular source. There is some good analysis there, and no doubt the Gul responsible will regularize the defeatist spin away before pushing it higher. The last time such pessimism was detected in the Cardassian machine it was… judiciously removed." Oul waved a hand. "Case officers can become very myopic. It is a well known problem. Their whole world becomes whatever species they are studying. Sometimes, they grow to admire it, and panic when it falls. I am sure this is what happened here."

"He suggests cutting Sydrax loose!" Kakix said, craning his head to look down on Oul, "If that idea gains traction on Cardassia, then perhaps my time is wasted here with the Reds. The Blues and Greens might have the right of this revolution." He smiled wickedly, breathing heavily, "And I am sure if that fails I could earn favor with the Graduates by telling them about about you." He jerked his head up, at the Bajoran, "Or your little Rabble-Rouser."

The Bajoran glanced at the red-sashed guards and Kakix shook his head at her, "Oh, don't think they're loyal to the color on their chest. They've been with me for years. They trust my judgement."

Their eyes still darting about in search of threats, the four paramilitaries nodded. The lone male in the group took a moment to loosen his collar.

The Bajoran stopped, still smiling, although it was more of a smirk. "My dear Hierarch," she said, "Abandoning us for the Graduates or the Blues is nothing but pure nihilism. You have Cardassian backing, they do not." She spread her hands, "What more is there to say?"

"Much more, my dear Cheret," Kakix growled.

Cheret smiled, "Before the Cardassians, I was destined to nothing but life as a simple shopkeeper. Literally a simple one. Confined to sell the same wares as ever, restricted. I said no to that, Hierarch. I made a kiln, much more efficient than the ones we used for our pottery. Revolutionary. And I thought, 'I could sell this.' And so I did. My family could afford more than ever." Her smile had disappeared, and her voice wavered slightly as she continued. "It was good until the Rectifiers came and sliced the nose off my face. Didn't let the healers touch me until it oozed pus and black poison was in my veins." Cheret let that hang in the air.

"I carried that mark, that emptiness, around with me after I survived." She continued, "What did the Cardassians do when they came? Replaced it with a biosynthetic facsimile, and hung those damn Rectifiers from the towers of their own Citadel. Recognized my talents, and lifted me up to high office. And now you stand here, wavering in support of your people as they teeter between Yrillian anarchy, Federation submission, and self-immolating militarism, and pretend you can just abandon them?"

"They abandoned us in the Expanse!" Kakix said. Sweat on his brow shimmered in the sun.

"You failed to hold the line." Cheret retorted. Kakix rose up, his eyes filled with fury. "Abandoned or not," Cheret said, "We're here now. Odazi does his part from the shadows, I do mine more openly."

Kakix laughed, "What part do you do aside from selling simpering anecdotes to the rabble?"

"Have you ever heard of jazz, Mr. Kakix?" Kakix shook his head no. "I thought not. It's not a musical form the Sydraxians would appreciate -- it's human. Your species is used to concerts, conductors, everything in its orderly place, following standardized sheet music. But a lot of jazz is improvisational, made on the fly. People give and take, solos sometimes going to who has the guts and sometimes, the loudest instrument. Your Hierarchy is no longer an Orchestra, it is a jazz band. And I understand jazz. I will twist the neutrals towards us and with only a little luck," She tapped him on the chest, "The bulk of the Vanguard as well."

Kakix stared down at where she'd tapped him, then snapped his eyes back up to her, "A cute metaphor, Miss Cheret, but not entirely reassuring."

She smiled wider, which only made Oul suspect something terrible was coming, "Alright, Kakix. If that metaphor didn't satisfy, let me be more blunt. Have you heard of Glinn Kusov and VIPR team?"

Kakix nodded suspiciously, "They are the training unit for the Bajorans."

"Wrong. They are the Cardassian regime change unit and training unit. They tear you down and build you up again. Some of the finest soldiers in the entire Union call that unit home, and Kusov is one of the best of those. They went in first, before the transition even took place, and secured Sorje's palace. No casualties on their end, eighteen Bajoran oppressors killed. Sorje escaped more due to luck, of course. His son died from a grenade, though, trying to resist. Or so they say." She examined her nails, "I remember you have several children…"

Kakix's hand was up in a flash, claws extended, grabbing for Cheret's face. It stopped short of the skin, and Cheret glanced up from her nails with a smirk, "You seem quite upset, Hierarch. Odazi told me you have a temper, but I'm afraid it's impossible to discuss things rationally with you when you become this emotional."

Kakix dropped his arm in a huff, "So it's threats, then."

"It doesn't have to be," Oul interjected, "Not if you continue to cooperate."

Kakix stared between them for a while, then with a lurch continued down the path, "Very well," he said, "But if it does not go to plan, I expect a seat on your evacuation shuttle."

"Of course," Oul said. If it was convenient.
 
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Why not spend an intellience report on the Greaterian diplomatic outlook or the Gretarian-Sydraxian relationship to clarify?
 
Omake - Pride and Profit - Leila Hann
Omake: Pride and Profit


The titanic silhouette of the Kadeshi worldship filled DaiMon Zuk's favorite viewport, almost insolently blocking out most of the stars. Until this evening, he insisted to himself, just a few more hours. If he didn't get any sign that either the Kadeshi Fleet Command or the Hu-mon Starfleet captain were willing to work with him by then, he'd write this whole encounter off as a waste of time and keep moving spinward. He'd have already done that yesterday, truth be told, if in his soft, sentimental stupidity he hadn't listened to his...

The lounge door swished open, and Zuk heard the familiar, shuffling footsteps of his uncle. "Always keep your ears open, Zuk," the old man repeated for the fifth time since breakfast as he came in and sat down across the conference table. His dry, wrinkly lips were pulled back in that almost dazed smile that increasingly made Zuk wonder if the old man really was still all there.

"I haven't yet closed them," Zuk said, rather more coldly than he'd intended, "but so far, I haven't heard anything to suggest they could be convinced to trade their replicator technology."

Across the table, Ior shook his head, showing his dulled, yellowing teeth as if about to laugh at him. "There are many paths to profit."

Zuk returned his gaze to the viewport and closed his eyes. When he had first secured his DaiMon position on the Greker, Ior had approached him literally the day before his scheduled departure from Ferenginar with a suitcase in hand and an expectant look on his wizened old face. When Zuk asked him why he was coming out of a decade of retirement to tag along on a long ranged exploration mission of all things, he had simply quoted the one hundred and eleventh Rule of Acquisition at him. "Treat people in your debt like family. Exploit them." When Zuk had asked exactly what that was supposed to mean in this context, and which of them Ior thought was indebted to the other, his uncle responded with the one hundred and sixty-eighth Rule - "whisper your way to success" - and patted him reassuringly on the shoulder. For the life of him, Zuk wasn't sure exactly why he had acquiesced in the end, but here they were.

"They don't want luxury goods. They don't have anything exotic besides technology, which they won't sell. From what Mok's scans have told me, the Hu-Mons' sensors will almost certainly detect any attempts at unilateral trade on our part. We can get better rates for dilithium at three other places in this sector alone."

"The more time they take deciding, the more money they will spend."

"THEY DON'T EVEN USE MONEY!"

Ior's smile faded, and a look of concern replaced it. "An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an alley."

Zuk shook his head. "I'm not angry. Just frustrated, and starting to wonder if you can even keep the Rules straight in your head anymore."

Ior sat back in place and shrugged his twiglike old shoulders. "Maybe you're right. I think I might have mixed up rules seventy-one and seventy-three this morning. Here, have some gree-worms; I made this batch with some talonian sunweed extract, and I think it gives them a more pungent aftertaste."

The old man placed the dish of sauteed worms on the little table. DaiMon Zuk let out a long, low sigh. Definitely senile, but at least he was in the mood to formulate original senses again. "Until this evening, uncle. If they aren't offering something else by then, we're moving on, and I'm dropping you off on the first ferengi colony we pass on our way home."

...

"Well, I hope you're satisfied with all this profit we're rolling in," Zuk growled as he stormed back into the Greker's officer lounge. "A few more volumes of astrogation, some technical mumbo-jumbo about solar flares in a system too far away for us or any of our other customers to make use of, and a copy of the Hu-Mon captain's declassified mission logs."

Ior was grinning ear to ear as he sat on the fluffiest chair at the head of the conference table, a PADD lying open in front of him.

"Three days out of our way. Three days back again. And for what?"

In response, Ior spread his hand out over the little screen and repeated "Knowledge equals profit."

"THIS IS NOT A PATH TO PROFIT YOU CRAZY OLD FOOL! THIS IS A GIANT WASTE OF TIME AND FUEL!"

Ior shook his head, the smile fading from his face. "Zuk. Look." He picked up the PADD and practically through it at his nephew. Zuk snatched it out of the air and gave it a glance. "More of the Starfleet logs?" Ior didn't answer. Just stared at him expectingly.

"Leaving the Federation's known space. Passing near a place called Gabriel." He read allowed, letting a little more sarcasm creep into his voice with each sentence. "How very profitable. Here we have a meeting with...Dylaarians?"

Zuk tapped his finger on the unfamiliar name, bringing up the little intel brief of declassified Federation diplodata.

Ten seconds passed. Then twenty. Zuk's eyes remained glued to the PADD.

Slowly, he looked up at his uncle. Ior's rheumy old eyes were glittering like high-pressure latinum.

"Dylaarians," Zuk whispered, in awe.

A moment later, the two started laughing. Harder and harder. They didn't stop until five minutes later, when both were rolling around on the floor.
 
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"Unilateral Trade"

What a very excellent and very Ferengi Orwellianism.
 
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