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theshroomdude said:
never said it would be easy, but since when has that stopped is? especially when it would seem or friend's life (and our friend's wife :V) is at stake.
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"Sayaka please, as a friend?"

"No."

"Look at this:"

*Shows a photo of O&K cuddling*

"Aren't they the cutest ever? Don't you want to help them?"

"This makes me uncomfortable, but also fills me with anger."

"I'll set you up with Kyouko if you agree to help."

"First, I'm not interested in Kyouko like that. Second, you are doing that, anyway."

"Yes, but if you agree right now, you got a perfect excuse to stop pretending you don't want it."

"I just said I'm not interested."

"Yeah, Sayaka..." *wink* "you're 'not' interested."

"I'm not- you're going to keep teasing me until I agree, aren't you?"

"Honestly and unashamedly, yes."

"... Fiiiiiine. I'll help your token evil friend."

"Great, and I'll arrange a couple of things with Yuma's help."

"You know, right now would be the time to stop teasing me."

"But you agreed, no need to be shy."

"Urgh. Sabrina. Let's make this clear: I. Like. Kyouko."

"..."

"... I-I meant Kyoukose!"

*Nods and winks* "Yeah, I know exaaaaactly what you meant..." *Walks away*

"Blghargh- that was your fault, Sabrina! You and your stupid teasing, nothing else!"

*Waves*

"... Stupid sexy Kyouko."
 
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Laurelin said:
Getting Sayaka to go as far as actively helping Oriko - the girl that burned her house and endagered her parents' lives - might be just a taaaad bit very incredibly difficult, though.
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"Look, I'm not asking you to unfuck her soul; I just want you to tell me how fucked it is - think of it as like assessing how successfully you counter-burned her house down."
 
Onmur said:
"Blghargh- that was your fault, Sabrina! You and your stupid teasing, nothing else!"

*Waves*

"... Stupid sexy Kyouko."
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Kyouko: [from behind] So you like me
Sayaka: ..... how much did you hear?
Kyouko: enough - so you got something for girls that kick your ass or something?
 
DB_Explorer said:
Kyouko: [from behind] So you like me
Sayaka: ..... how much did you hear?
Kyouko: enough - so you got something for girls that kick your ass or something?
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That puts an extra tragic spin on that... I think PSP route? where Sayaka and Hitomi fight over Kyousuke.

Hitomi hands Sayaka her ass, thanks to self defense classes.

With this new interpretetaion... Sayaka would pin after both Kyousuke and Hitomi, while the two of them go on to become a couple.

The amount of tragedy is... just so Sayaka.
 
Shadowhisker said:
But according to a number of theories, Homura had shit potential, and she is Very Much Gay. How would that work, then? :thonk:
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Ahh, but you see, at the time of her wish, Homura was only a Regular Gay, and lacked they Big Gey that would come to define her. In fact, when she becomes Homucifer, arguably the most powerful thing she ever does, she displays enormous levels of Gey, so big that it is called "Homu Levels of gay." Moemura had quite a big gay for Madoka, but given that she managed to accomplish time-travel, her potential can't be that bad.

Therefore, by looking at the progression of Homura's power in relation to how gay she is for Madoka, you can see that she very much follows this theory, and that absolutely none of this was pulled straight out of my ass! :D
 
theauthor said:
I think the next update Sabrina will be more cuddly than usual. :p
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And then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that highly elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that highly elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and after a while we're the limpet! :o

:thonk: Wait, is that Firn's plan for the epilogue? We just stop doing things because we're too busy cuddling Mami, and we're physically unable to do anything else? That mad genius!

How long has he been planning this? Was this his plan from the start? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO? :V
 
Lord Chungus said:
And then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that highly elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and then, not wanting Mami to think she did anything to make us care for her any less, we'll maintain that highly elevated level of cuddliness until the next update where we're unnecessarily cuddly, and after a while we're the limpet! :o

:thonk: Wait, is that Firn's plan for the epilogue? We just stop doing things because we're too busy cuddling Mami, and we're physically unable to do anything else? That mad genius!

How long has he been planning this? Was this his plan from the start? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO? :V
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But Milord, there is a problem with this plan. If we mantain high level cuddliness for a while, Mami will get used to it, and then that level of cuddliness won't be a high level of cuddliness anymore, but rather, the normal level of cuddliness.

Thus, in order to mantain high level of cuddliness, I propose that every third cycle, we increase the level of cuddliness, and this way Mami will never feel lacking in cuddles.
 
theshroomdude said:
or we could act like a normal person
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*wheezing laughter*

Literally the first thing out of Sabrina's mouth (other than vomit) were the words "That won't be necessary", followed by demands for space alien bunnycat Mesphitopheles to rip out her soul and stuff it in a rock, thereby granting us the means to Fix Everything.

Sabrina has never been "normal".
 
Shadowhisker said:
But according to a number of theories, Homura had shit potential, and she is Very Much Gay. How would that work, then? :thonk:
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Lord Chungus said:
Ahh, but you see, at the time of her wish, Homura was only a Regular Gay, and lacked they Big Gey that would come to define her. In fact, when she becomes Homucifer, arguably the most powerful thing she ever does, she displays enormous levels of Gey, so big that it is called "Homu Levels of gay." Moemura had quite a big gay for Madoka, but given that she managed to accomplish time-travel, her potential can't be that bad.

Therefore, by looking at the progression of Homura's power in relation to how gay she is for Madoka, you can see that she very much follows this theory, and that absolutely none of this was pulled straight out of my ass! :D
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For the record, Homucifer is the exact moment Homura realizes she is in fact a homosexual. Before then she had no idea she thought of Madoka as more than a friend.

Soooo there you go.
 
Laurelin said:
Getting Sayaka to go as far as actively helping Oriko - the girl that burned her house and endagered her parents' lives - might be just a taaaad bit very incredibly difficult, though.
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theshroomdude said:
never said it would be easy, but since when has that stopped is? especially when it would seem or friend's life (and our friend's wife :V) is at stake.
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All of these honestly get a good bit easier with the witchbomb, for a variety of reasons.

First off, witchbombed girls inside Mitakihara Group get to know about the potential for UKG to happen. Secondly, the witchbomb itself, including the "And so QB is going to try to destroy us" part.

"I did it to drive you together" comes off much more reasonably when you actually understand what's at stake and why it's so incredibly important that we as a group stay together. Sayaka lacks so much of the context we have for what can happen in Mitakihara... It's a lot easier for us to be OK with what Oriko did, because we understand why the goal she was pursuing (by misguided means) is so goddamn important. As-is, from Sayaka's perspective, what happens if the group isn't together? A handful of meguca might die? Walpurgisnacht might be more of a problem? She probably kind of knows that we feel/felt/etc that Mami, Homura, and Sabrina could take WPN, so that argument is probably mostly out. And she definitely doesn't get the "Sayaka runs off and witches, witchbombing the entire group" problem that happens oh-so-often absent Sabrina's presence.

Is it going to totally reconcile her with Oriko's actions? Lolno. But it'll help.
 
theauthor said:
You mean it hasn't happened yet!? :o
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If we had been completely dedicated to hugging Mami 24/7, Riona wouldn't have been a problem. True fact.

Nor would anyone that'd require us to put a privacy field in between Mami and us to deal with.

So... goodbye Oriko, Kirika, De-Witching club, Riona...

Hmmm... I'm not sure, is 24/7 mumihugs worth giving up Kirika? Hard decision.
 
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