Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
No no, we clearly need asilverplatinum ring for Oriko to give Kirika.
(and to inset the rings with a diamond and a citrine, for what I expect will be very obvious reasons)
Well, already made one gold ring, why not complete the set?Are you trying to corrupt Oriko so she become the next dark lord?
What do you mean this is not lord of the rings thread?
We can simply make two sets of rings, right? Why not?
In the end, O&K are teenaged girls, it's not like they'd refuse them.
Two updates later, O&K are sporting a goddamned rainbow of matching colorful rings, one on each finger, even their thumbs got rings.
Though amongst the shiny, precious metallic rings covering their hands, one of the matching pairs of rings looks suspiciously like a whistle.
"... Why?"
"My dear Homura, 'why' wasn't the question I asked myself. It was 'why not?'"
"Why could you not see this was a terrible idea?"
A strident screech had them both flinch in auditory pain and turn to watch as Kirika, red faced, blew on her whistle ring until she ran out of air.
Homura stared at Sabrina.
"I rest my case."
"Kirika, dear," Oriko uncovered her ears, "you promised to use that power responsibly."
"Yeah, Kirika," frowned Sabrina, extending her hands towards the couple.
A small, self satisfied, almost smug smile spread across Homura's lips as she watched both Oriko and a pouting Kirika take out their whistle rings and give them back to Sabrina, who quickly had them vanish into thin air.
"Now I'm going to have to make you another set," huffed Sabrina, indignant.
The smile was quickly wiped off Homura's face, replaced by a haggard frown.
"But-"
"Maybe obsidian rings next?"
"Maybe a super white?"
"But we already got platinum. What about a candy ring?"
"Candy ring?"
"Yeah, a ring, but with some candy attached."
"You would eat the ring, Kirika."
"I would not, the ring itself wouldn't be edible."
"I still haven't tried making Grief candy..."
"For good reason. We'll take an obsidian ring set."
"Sure, I'll have them next time. At any rate, I should go. Come on, Homura."
Sabrina drags a silent Homura outside while Oriko and Kirika wave goodbye, with their hands covered in a veritable rainbow of rings.
Once outside, Homura shakes off Sabrina's hand and looks at her, face contorted into a rictus of pain and suffering.
"Why?"
Sabrina shrugs. "Why not?"
"Are they gone?"
"Yup."
"Great, we can take these off now."
O&K promptly take off all but the gold and platinum rings.
"Can't we just tell her we don't need so many rings? They're kind of clunky to wear all together."
"No, Kirika. We don't want to hurt her feelings."
"I know, we want to hurt Homura's feelings."
"Exactly."