Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Would that make Yuki the Amanda Waller analogue? SomeoneLex LuthorOriko contacts now and then if she needs a squad of dangerous meguca for black op suicide missions?
"ORIKO HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU-"
"If you'd stop yelling..."
"-WE'RE NOT HAVING A MOMDAMNED SUICIDE SQUAD-"
"And let me explain..."
"-IT HAS SUICIDE IN THE NAME THAT'S DUMB AND STUPID AND WE DON'T DO THAT-"
"You'll see you're overreacting."
"-WELL WE DO DUMB SOMETIMES BUT ONLY AS PART OF JOKES-"
"I found this lampshade someone threw out."
"Hang it anywhere."
"-THIS ISN'T A JOKE, WE CAN'T HAVE A SUICI-"
"Tada-! Wait, did I come in too early?"
"... What."
"Sabrina, Mami, I present you, the Suicide Squad:
"The first member, bravest leader who leads from the front and first to die for her troubles: Miki Sayaka."
*Poses with cape fluttering dramatically*
"The second in command, the brains of the operation: Miki Sayaka."
"I happen to be an expert on this subject. What subject, you may ask?"
*Pushes up glasses*
"Why, all of them? Ho ho ho~"
"... Are those Homura's glasses?"
"The bag of tricks, who always has the right tool for the right situation: Miki Sayaka."
"Howdy."
"Hey."
"And last but not least, the unsung hero, the trump card, the last resort when everything is lost..."
"... Mik-"
"Miki Sayaka."
"... Where is she?"
"Oh, not here, no."
"She only comes out as a last resort."
"You don't want to meet her."
"It's bad for your health."
"More like ours, really."
"... Let me make this clear: The Suicide Squad... is a squad of Sayaka Clones."
"Yup."
"Yes."
"Yeah."
"... Just like already existed before."
"A-ha."
"Aye."
"Pretty much."
"With the distinction being..."
"We're the only Sayaka Clones who can put up with Oriko."
"Wait- what do you mean you can put up with Oriko? Are you developing independent personalities?!"
"..."
"... Yeah, pretty much."
"At some point there were so many of us, not even we noticed we were deviating from the whole."
"When we get popped, we kind of go back to Sayaka's Soul and then it's like a gatcha."
"It can take a while for it to be our turn to be out, so dying is quite a pain."
"Actually, I sometimes feel like I'm the original Sayak-"
BANG!
*Pops*
*Snatches glasses out of the air and shoves them in the shield*
*Glares*
*Back away with hands raised*
"... How could you tell that was a clone?"
"That was a clone?"
"... Homura."
"Hey, don't sweat it."
"This is kind of in the job description, you know?"
"You're correct, yet I feel that's not right. What is your job, anyway?"
*Downcast*
"Fighting dangerous meguca? Meeting new meguca? Dangerous experiments?"
*Slump*
"Science disposal unit? Black ops? Uh... Prison psychology?"
*Cry*
"They're my maids."
"What."
"I'll ask you to not kill any more of them. It can take a while for them to return."
"... And they agreed to this?"
*Slow nod*
"How?"
"We lost a bet."
"... Was this before, or after Oriko regained her precognitive powers?"
"... After."
"..."
"We know, we might not have thought things through-"
"You're idiots."
*Nod-*
"Homura!"
"Eh, she only said what we were all thinking. Anyway, come on, slaves, Oriko's got an appointment and you're carrying the bags~"
*Leaves, followed by a cheerful Kirika and two downcast Sayakas*
"Wait! ... If they're maids, why are they called the 'Suicide Squad'?"
*Rolls eyes*
"Duh, because it sounds way cooler than 'the Maid Squad'. Seriously, Sabrina..."
*Shakes head and leaves with Oriko and the Maidyakas*
"..."
"You look upset. If Oriko's bothering, I could-"
"No killing Oriko and Kirika, Homura, for the... seventy..."
"Sixth."
"For the seventy-sixth time. Thanks."
"Welcome."
"If you'd stop yelling..."
"-WE'RE NOT HAVING A MOMDAMNED SUICIDE SQUAD-"
"And let me explain..."
"-IT HAS SUICIDE IN THE NAME THAT'S DUMB AND STUPID AND WE DON'T DO THAT-"
"You'll see you're overreacting."
"-WELL WE DO DUMB SOMETIMES BUT ONLY AS PART OF JOKES-"
"I found this lampshade someone threw out."
"Hang it anywhere."
"-THIS ISN'T A JOKE, WE CAN'T HAVE A SUICI-"
"Tada-! Wait, did I come in too early?"
"... What."
"Sabrina, Mami, I present you, the Suicide Squad:
"The first member, bravest leader who leads from the front and first to die for her troubles: Miki Sayaka."
*Poses with cape fluttering dramatically*
"The second in command, the brains of the operation: Miki Sayaka."
"I happen to be an expert on this subject. What subject, you may ask?"
*Pushes up glasses*
"Why, all of them? Ho ho ho~"
"... Are those Homura's glasses?"
"The bag of tricks, who always has the right tool for the right situation: Miki Sayaka."
"Howdy."
"Hey."
"And last but not least, the unsung hero, the trump card, the last resort when everything is lost..."
"... Mik-"
"Miki Sayaka."
"... Where is she?"
"Oh, not here, no."
"She only comes out as a last resort."
"You don't want to meet her."
"It's bad for your health."
"More like ours, really."
"... Let me make this clear: The Suicide Squad... is a squad of Sayaka Clones."
"Yup."
"Yes."
"Yeah."
"... Just like already existed before."
"A-ha."
"Aye."
"Pretty much."
"With the distinction being..."
"We're the only Sayaka Clones who can put up with Oriko."
"Wait- what do you mean you can put up with Oriko? Are you developing independent personalities?!"
"..."
"... Yeah, pretty much."
"At some point there were so many of us, not even we noticed we were deviating from the whole."
"When we get popped, we kind of go back to Sayaka's Soul and then it's like a gatcha."
"It can take a while for it to be our turn to be out, so dying is quite a pain."
"Actually, I sometimes feel like I'm the original Sayak-"
BANG!
*Pops*
*Snatches glasses out of the air and shoves them in the shield*
*Glares*
*Back away with hands raised*
"... How could you tell that was a clone?"
"That was a clone?"
"... Homura."
"Hey, don't sweat it."
"This is kind of in the job description, you know?"
"You're correct, yet I feel that's not right. What is your job, anyway?"
*Downcast*
"Fighting dangerous meguca? Meeting new meguca? Dangerous experiments?"
*Slump*
"Science disposal unit? Black ops? Uh... Prison psychology?"
*Cry*
"They're my maids."
"What."
"I'll ask you to not kill any more of them. It can take a while for them to return."
"... And they agreed to this?"
*Slow nod*
"How?"
"We lost a bet."
"... Was this before, or after Oriko regained her precognitive powers?"
"... After."
"..."
"We know, we might not have thought things through-"
"You're idiots."
*Nod-*
"Homura!"
"Eh, she only said what we were all thinking. Anyway, come on, slaves, Oriko's got an appointment and you're carrying the bags~"
*Leaves, followed by a cheerful Kirika and two downcast Sayakas*
"Wait! ... If they're maids, why are they called the 'Suicide Squad'?"
*Rolls eyes*
"Duh, because it sounds way cooler than 'the Maid Squad'. Seriously, Sabrina..."
*Shakes head and leaves with Oriko and the Maidyakas*
"..."
"You look upset. If Oriko's bothering, I could-"
"No killing Oriko and Kirika, Homura, for the... seventy..."
"Sixth."
"For the seventy-sixth time. Thanks."
"Welcome."