Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
And Onmur is possibly the second largest part of Sabrina's Head, right after Firnagzen.
Probably larger than Godwinson, actually.
The goblin's word is the law.
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And Onmur is possibly the second largest part of Sabrina's Head, right after Firnagzen.
Probably larger than Godwinson, actually.
The goblin's word is the law.
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
- Location
- Texas
Evil Chibi Mami's hugs would be deadly.
That's why she's so lonely.
And Sabrina has no defense.
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Witch-to-Magi translation, please.
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
Too bad, you get it anyway.
Glückliche Fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig (5555) Seiten!
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Except... SABRINA CAN HAS SUPERIOR GRIEF BODY!
It gives... SUPERIOR HUGS! (by witch willing the Grief to be cuddlier)
It is... INDESTRUCTIBLE!
It is exactly what Evil Chibi Mami needs to be turned back to being Good!
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Yeah, I've given up on Fünftausen, when I saw four fives. Haven't regretted it since.
Thank you anyway.
- Location
- Texas
Every time a grief body hugs Evil Chibi Mami, it dies. Even though it can't die, because magic.
And every time something dies from hugging, Evil Chibi Mami gets visibly sadder and lonelier.
How long do you think Sabrina can withstand that kind of pressure?
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
But what about headpats?
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
But what about headpats?
Evil Chibi Mami detonates with the force of a strategic nuclear warhead every time she gets headpatted, while remaining immune to the detonation herself. She was last headpatted in Tokyo, and the casualties were immense...
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Oh no.Evil Chibi Mami detonates with the force of a strategic nuclear warhead every time she gets headpatted, while remaining immune to the detonation herself. She was last headpatted in Tokyo, and the casualties were immense...
What sort of evil, wretched witch caused all these curses to land upon Evil Chibi Mami?
This is too cruel.
How can we help Evil Chibi Mami?
[Q] Go run and hug Mami one last time before she gets to her classroom.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
You know, given how Mami was this update, maybe it's time to... activate drastic measures.
Yes, you all know what I'm referring to.
We might need to pull out the big guns.
Activate the emergency protocols.
Throw caution to the wind and do what we must.
... Yes, I'm saying we need to...
...
... Make a Chibi Brina! Have Mami connect to it with a Ribbon! Use perpetual Soul Snuggles to keep the Chibi working outside our range!
Stay with Mami at school at give her Chibi hugs in secret!
... Or just give her Chibi hugs.
What would everyone do if we just popped out of Mami's school bag as a Chibi and sat on her lap?
Yes, you all know what I'm referring to.
We might need to pull out the big guns.
Activate the emergency protocols.
Throw caution to the wind and do what we must.
... Yes, I'm saying we need to...
...
... Make a Chibi Brina! Have Mami connect to it with a Ribbon! Use perpetual Soul Snuggles to keep the Chibi working outside our range!
Stay with Mami at school at give her Chibi hugs in secret!
... Or just give her Chibi hugs.
What would everyone do if we just popped out of Mami's school bag as a Chibi and sat on her lap?
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Something drastic? For example, making Chibi Brina attend school like everyone else?
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
How terrible.
We just might have to.
[Q] Mami, you either get better or I will be forced to attend school with you in Chibi form!
*Oh noes I feel terrible and sad*
"I warned you!"
*Enrolls in school through the power of cute*
*Hugs Chibi Brina in class and feels guilty about it*
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
I totally can see that happening.
Life taught you nothing, Onmur.
Your Shitposting license is revoked! Once again!
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
( Um. Can I? I guess... no? I don't have the authority, after all, I'm just a junior member.
I suppose we have to call in the Shitposting Congress and confer with each other.
Let's see. Karnewarrior will not be able to attend at least for a few more days, I think.
@Redshirt Army, @Mister Bad Guy, @The Phoenixian, any and all Shitposters who see this message.
I call you to this hearing in order to determine the continued membership of the self-proclaimed Ace Shitposter @Onmur, who time and again broke our code of conduct by daring to type valid, informational, and, most insulting of all, helpful posts.
Look at this:
Is it not a plausible scenario that has a non-zero possibility of actually occurring?
Will we allow such blasphemy against all our companionhood stands for?
How long shall we suffer this- this making-sense person in our midst?!
Gentlepeople, I rest my case.)
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Goddamn I've been away from this thread for a long time. You have an actual Shitposting Congress these days? What is wrong with you people? Back in my day, we didn't need no stinking Congress! We shitposted what we wanted, when we wanted, why why wanted! We had freedom! We had dignity! MAKE PMAS GREAT AGAIN!
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
in the area of random thoughts for Sabrina...
I wonder how Sabrina would react to someone showing up whose wish was 'I want a pet dragon'
Sabrina: .... you have a dragon
Girl: umm.. yes... Dresden is very nice though! You don't need to
Sabrina: Wait Dresden, you named your dragon after a city that got firebombed? ... weird
Girl: ...umm I named it after a wizard from some books that always set things on fire it seems... I guess it works on several levels?
Sabrina: Right right, oh where was I? FUCKING DRAGON THAT IS SOO COOOL!
I wonder how Sabrina would react to someone showing up whose wish was 'I want a pet dragon'
Sabrina: .... you have a dragon
Girl: umm.. yes... Dresden is very nice though! You don't need to
Sabrina: Wait Dresden, you named your dragon after a city that got firebombed? ... weird
Girl: ...umm I named it after a wizard from some books that always set things on fire it seems... I guess it works on several levels?
Sabrina: Right right, oh where was I? FUCKING DRAGON THAT IS SOO COOOL!
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Now that I think about it, it will be a crime if this isn't a thing.
This is even cooler than wishing for a mountain to be your friend. And would cause KB many more problems, which is Good.
I think it would be reasonable to assume that, dragons being dragons, some meguca must have wished to have a dragon. Or be a dragon. Or something relating to dragons.
... We must find Dragon Guca.
Cancel everything and contact Nadia?
The Narrator
Disembodied Voice
- Location
- Somewhere Offscreen
But have any of them wished to ride a zombie dinosaur?
