We are the Gohan to Homura's Piccolo.


DOOOOODGE


Also Madoka's gonna have a heart attack from the cute when she sees the chibis.
 
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[x] Hmm. I suppose I'd be okay with that if you are, Mami? Though if that round goes as quickly as I expect it will, maybe we can shuffle the teams for the next go around?
-[x] We'll decide once we see how things play out. What kind of ruleset will we be using? Mami, Homura, thoughts? Defer to the veterans expertise.

[x] Keep working on the Cannone di Picchio, with Homura's advice taken into account. Try out a scale model of a few loading mechanisms, both hand-held and from larger artillery, see which ones are easiest for you to handle.
-[x] Try integrating a loading mechanism into one of Mami's muskets, to see how your magics interact on a smaller scale. Note any issues or oddities and try to resolve them.
--[x] If all goes well, try it with Tiro Finale. Let Mami name the result.
---[x] If it's safe, have your chibi climb onto the cannon while you work on it. Invite Mami's chibi as well.

[x] When Sayaka arrives, greet her as if nothing unusual is going on. Refuse to acknowledge the existence of the chibis in the background.
-[:V] Dismiss the various experiments, including your larger body, and set up the training.
 
We knew it was coming.
Don't you mean:

Team Oh God They're Gonna Shoot Us (Sabrina and Sayaka) vs. Team Oh Yes We're Gonna Shoot You (Mami and Homura).

[Q] Have your Chibi poke its arm out of your range.

[Q] When you end up going up against Mami, stop, pose, smile for her and ask:
-[Q] "Can you really shoot this pretty face?"
--[Q] ...
---[Q] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
 
The Hammer will likely become better/more skilled the more we use it.

... The Hammer will turn out to be the System Breaker if we don't practice.:p
 
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Little typo. Poor little Nagisa.

You laugh, throwing your arms around both Mami and yourself,
Sabrina gets Brina hugs +1. :V

Mami's chibi tugs your sleeve, pointing at the ground, and hops off Mami's head. You leap after her, landing carefully on your stubby little feet and following the miniature -Mamiature? Nah, too awkward- over to your own legs. The chibi sits down and hugs your calf. You promptly hug the mini-Mami from behind.
Mami's enjoying this way too much. :V :V :V

"Sounds good," you agree, watching as Mami approaches Homura and seems to ask her a question. "Thank you!"
It's so weird that Mami said something and Sabrina didn't hear it. It's like, so weird that Mami's outside Sabrina's personal space. :V Chibi Mami's doing wonders already.

The Hammer will likely become better/more skilled the more we use it.
Do we get exp bonuses if we have our Chibi train with our (normal sized) hammer?

Also Madoka's gonna have a heart attack from the cute when she sees the chibis.
[Q] Watch Madoka go nuts over the Chibis. Give Homura a pointed look.
-[Q] Nudge Homura.
--[Q] "Come on, Homu."
---[Q] Keep socially pressuring Homura.
----[Q] Don't rest until Homura makes a Chibi Homu for Madoka.
 
Murrrrrrrrrrrrr

Idk

[] If mami is leery of being on the team opposite us, reassure her that we could really do with the dodge training just as much as Sayaka, and the best person to get dodge training from is obviously Mami.

Suggestionify!
 
Murrrrrrrrrrrrr

Idk

[] If mami is leery of being on the team opposite us, reassure her that we could really do with the dodge training just as much as Sayaka, and the best person to get dodge training from is obviously Mami.

Suggestionify!
Orrrrrr...

[Q] Squee!
-[Q] I'm gonna get wrecked! And it's gonna be so cool!
--[Q] Ignore strange looks.
 
If we want to beat Homura at a spar, we just need a better way to block bullets. Not necessarily a solid wall of Grief, that'd be overkill, but we could make a cloud of gaseous or microparticulate grief to sense incoming projectiles, then set ourselves so that whenever the cloud is disturbed by something moving fast enough we momentarily materialize a one-inch-diameter plate in front of the incoming bullet to stop it.

If we wanted to be funny, we could make a pair of griefy handguns and pretend to (or actually!) shoot Homura's bullets out of the air.

edit: interdizione pacifica.

On the other hand, that'd be OP and Sayaka needs to get some actual experience.
 
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[x] Uh. Hmm. I suppose I'd be okay with that if you are, Mami? Though if that round goes as quickly as I expect it will, maybe we can shuffle the teams for the next go around?
-[x] After all, you could really do with the dodge training almost as much as Sayaka, and the best people to get dodge training from is obviously Mami and Homura, right?
--[x] We'll decide whether to switch teams around once we see how things play out. What kind of ruleset will we be using, anyway? Mami, Homura, thoughts? Defer to the veterans' expertise.
---[x] If Homura brings up not wanting Sayaka to copy her power, and Mami objects, try and smooth it over. Use telepathy if necessary.

[x] Keep working on the Cannone di Picchio, with Homura's advice taken into account. Try out a scale model of a few loading mechanisms, both hand-held and from larger naval artillery. See which ones are easiest for you to handle.
-[x] Try integrating a loading mechanism into one of Mami's muskets, to see how your magics interact on a smaller scale. Note any issues or oddities and try to resolve them.
--[x] If all goes well, try it with Tiro Finale. Let Mami name the result.
---[x] If it's safe, have your chibi climb onto the cannon while you work on it. Invite Mami's chibi as well.

[x] When Sayaka arrives, greet her as if nothing unusual is going on. Refuse to acknowledge the existence of the chibis in the background.
-[x] Distract her by offering her the cupcake apology you made.
--[x] Dismiss the various experiments (including, sadly, the chibis) and set up the training.

[x] Try and make sure Sayaka doesn't repeat the same mistakes Mami identified yesterday: In particular, tunnel vision and not considering approaches before taking them. Don't judge Sayaka, though - you're not infallible either, and there's things for you to improve on as well.
-[x] Within the rules of the spar, take it as seriously as possible - you'll need to if you want to have the slightest chance of success against Mami and Homura, and this is a learning experience for you too.

[x] After the spar, unwind and be a bit silly. Show Sayaka that you discovered yesterday that puella magi can shift outfits when they want to - kinda like how she recreated her cape, but on a bigger scale.
-[x] Demonstrate Maid!Sakuya!Sabrina.
--[x] Telepathy Homura. You're practicing your Touhou cosplay, because reasons. :V
 
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[X] Squee!
-[X] I'm gonna get wrecked! And it's gonna be so cool!
[X] Redshirt Army
On the other hand, that'd be OP and Sayaka needs to get some actual experience.
Yeah. If we were planning on actual magical combat we'd have to deal with timestop and they'd have to deal with grief chainsaws and then Mami would have ribbon chainsaws and the battlefield would just be a huge mass of chainsaws and Sayaka would never get any airsoft practice.
 
Maybe we only block ones on trajectories towards us? Then we "accidentally" let ones through headed towards Sayaka.

If magic use is allowed, then-

If we were planning on actual magical combat we'd have to deal with timestop and they'd have to deal with grief chainsaws and then Mami would have ribbon chainsaws and the battlefield would just be a huge mass of chainsaws and Sayaka would never get any airsoft practice.

Yeah. That.
 
Ah, yeah. Gonna get rekt, then. IIRC, modern militaries don't even do bayonet drill in training any more. Guns are super OP.
 
Sayaka will probably do a lot better since Sabrina's a bit on the slower side of megucas. Sayaka should be able to close into melee range better, while Brina will be a bit more of a sitting duck.

Also, Chibi Brina vs. Chibi Mami in the background.
 
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