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UbeOne · Jun 28, 2016

bird_poison said:
I just got an idea...

We need to save all megucas, but they keep fighting and becoming witches.

So we create a giant mecha suit, and put the soul gems of all the megucas we can inside. That way they will be protected, won't wich out, will become another mind-hive and will be easier to clean.

In time, megucas will emerge again, but with the help of the mecha we will capture them with more ease and repeat the process.

The mechas will save megucas, and we will control the mechas.

This cycle will end the chaos and suffering of being meguca, and will be the solution to our problems.

We're Meguca-Reapers now?

bird_poison · Jun 28, 2016

UbeOne said:
We're Meguca-Reapers now?

No, the mechas do the reaping.
We just make sure everything works fine.

Ugolino · Jun 28, 2016

Oh god.

We're not the Reapers.

We're the bratty Star Child.

Welp. Time to despair.

Onmur · Jun 28, 2016

RexHeller said:
Madoka: What?
Homura: waht.
Mami: WHAT?

"W-what do you mean by that, Sabrina?"

"Sabrina, I- No... What..."

"..."

"I mean I respect you and all but tou don't have to go along with this it's just a silly thing that slipped out sorry-"

"Akemi-san, Kaname-san, please allow me to court your daughter."

"..."

"Really?! You two are...?"

*Blushes*

"W-well no, but... maybe..."

"That's beautiful! I'm sure you'll be a nice couple!"

"I'll allow this."

*Smiles nervous but happy*

"I- but- why- you- Mami- we..."

*Blushes incandescently"

"Then it's official. Come on, Sabrina, we should go on a d-date."

*Drags a stammering Sabrina away*

"They're so cute together."

*Stares at Madoka*

*Looks at Homura*

*Both turn away blushing madly*

UbeOne · Jun 28, 2016

Ugolino said:
Oh god.

We're not the Reapers.

We're the bratty Star Child.

Welp. Time to despair.

No, we're the Leviathans. The mechas would go for us first.

Kaizuki · Jun 28, 2016

...

I've been over on 4chan reading MGNQ and I just want to say, thank fuck SV isn't fucking stupid like those people.

THEY VOTED TO GIVE THEIR SOULGEM TO A HOSTILE MEGUCA BECAUSE SHE ASKED THEM TO!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

UbeOne · Jun 28, 2016

Kaizuki said:
...

I've been over on 4chan reading MGNQ and I just want to say, thank fuck SV isn't fucking stupid like those people.

THEY VOTED TO GIVE THEIR SOULGEM TO A HOSTILE MEGUCA BECAUSE SHE ASKED THEM TO!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Any additional context?

Dragontrapper · Jun 28, 2016

UbeOne said:
Any additional context?

Not sure how that can help; any mitigating circumstances would nominally remove the 'hostile' modifier.

Ugolino · Jun 28, 2016

Kaizuki said:
...

I've been over on 4chan reading MGNQ and I just want to say, thank fuck SV isn't fucking stupid like those people.

THEY VOTED TO GIVE THEIR SOULGEM TO A HOSTILE MEGUCA BECAUSE SHE ASKED THEM TO!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

MGNQ is the absolute epitome of bad decision making, yeah.

You haven't read the side story where they got a major character killed...in a flashback, have you?

UbeOne said:
Any additional context?

They gave it to a possessed Oriko. In a setting with heavy 40k influence where Homulucifer was a thing.

They got off easy for this "brilliant" act of social and survival instincts by "only" being turned into the Devil mode and shunned by their allies.

Dragontrapper · Jun 28, 2016

Ugolino said:
You haven't read the side story where they got a major character killed...in a flashback, have you?

Homura: "Wow - and I thought you were bad."
Sabrina: "I know, right..." *beat* "...hey!"

Onmur · Jun 28, 2016

MGNQ is dead, isn't it?

Dragontrapper said:
Homura: "Wow - and I thought you were bad."
Sabrina: "I know, right..." *beat* "...hey!"

You know, the only meguca to have held Sabrina's Soul Gem is Homura.

If it does turn out that Feathers is Homucifer, then technically... we've kind of done the same shit!

bird_poison said:
I just got an idea...

We need to save all megucas, but they keep fighting and becoming witches.

So we create a giant mecha suit, and put the soul gems of all the megucas we can inside. That way they will be protected, won't wich out, will become another mind-hive and will be easier to clean.

In time, megucas will emerge again, but with the help of the mecha we will capture them with more ease and repeat the process.

The mechas will save megucas, and we will control the mechas.

This cycle will end the chaos and suffering of being meguca, and will be the solution to our problems.

Just to be on the safe side, we can kidnap all newborn girls everywhere, so no potential meguca escapes our ~~grasp~~ salvation.

cmwatford · Jun 28, 2016

MGNQ. Is that the one where Homu's gone completely off the edge and dived head first into cynicism? Ie she makes murderface look bright and optimistic. And things really have gotten bad enough to warrant such a change?

Onmur · Jun 28, 2016

cmwatford said:
MGNQ. Is that the one where Homu's gone completely off the edge and dived head first into cynicism? Ie she makes murderface look bright and optimistic. And things really have gotten bad enough to warrant such a change?

MGNQ Homura is Murderface.

UbeOne · Jun 28, 2016

Onmur said:
Just to be on the safe side, we can kidnap all newborn girls everywhere, so no potential meguca escapes our ~~grasp~~ salvation.

...I'm getting Illuminati vibes from this...

Godwinson · Jun 28, 2016

Dragontrapper said:
Homura: "Wow - and I thought you were bad."
Sabrina: "I know, right..." *beat* "...hey!"

Homura: *raises an eyebrow very slightly*
Sabrina: "Actually, on second thought, that's pretty fair."

cmwatford · Jun 28, 2016

Onmur said:
MGNQ Homura is Murderface.

Ah. My mistake. I had assumed that murderface was just the fans flanderized perception of Homu from cannon.

Onmur · Jun 28, 2016

Godwinson said:
Homura: *raises an eyebrow very slightly*
Sabrina: "Actually, on second thought, that's pretty fair."

"I got that from you, I guess."

"..."

"..."

*Willingly ignores Sabrina's implications*

Onmur · Jun 28, 2016

cmwatford said:
Ah. My mistake. I had assumed that murderface was just the fans flanderized perception of Homu from cannon.

I think that's more Stalker Homu than Murderface Homu.

UbeOne said:
...I'm getting Illuminati vibes from this...

Don't worry, we can replace all ~~kidnapped~~ saved girls with Grief clones so nobody will be sad that they're ~~gone~~ safe.

If half the population gains a little brain damage, well, that's just as well.

RexHeller · Jun 28, 2016

Onmur said:
Don't worry, we can replace all ~~kidnapped~~ saved girls with Grief clones so nobody will be sad that they're ~~gone~~ safe.

If half the population gains a little brain damage, well, that's just as well.

And that reminds me of the Spartan Program.

Ugolino · Jun 28, 2016

...Sabrina confirmed for Dr. Halsey.

DB_Explorer · Jun 29, 2016

Sabrina: Wait what did you wish for?

Megua: Power armor.

Sabrina: POWER ARMOR?!... did you get it?

Meguca: *summons her power armor*

Sabrina: YOU HAVE MAGICAL POWER ARMOR... O. O

UbeOne · Jun 29, 2016

We could always make powered armor out of grief.

cmwatford · Jun 29, 2016

Onmur said:
I think that's more Stalker Homu than Murderface Homu.

Don't worry, we can replace all ~~kidnapped~~ saved girls with Grief clones so nobody will be sad that they're ~~gone~~ safe.

If half the population gains a little brain damage, well, that's just as well.

I see this in our future.

Onmur · Jun 29, 2016

DB_Explorer said:
Sabrina: Wait what did you wish for?

Megua: Power armor.

Sabrina: POWER ARMOR?!... did you get it?

Meguca: *summons her power armor*

Sabrina: YOU HAVE MAGICAL POWER ARMOR... O. O

Cannongerbil said:
7 members.

Tsukada Hoshiko: Repulsor aura, purple armour. Can create kinetic blasts on contact that sends anything touching her flying. Has a severe phobia of being touched/restrained.

cmwatford · Jun 29, 2016

Onmur said:
Tsukada Hoshiko

And now I'm sad again. I can imagine several scenarios that could have led to that powerset and few of them are kind.

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