and the puns are not that bad.
guys we should when we are past faceing this problem we are in now should make a super complicated plan to kill kyuubi in a funny way!
 
[x] On a lark, ask Homura if she's ever come across a giant spider witch who left their barrier to go to a paint store.
 
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Rochelle of Witch Quest, I'm sorry to say, will not be featuring in this Quest. She might show up as a reference -I'm fond of those, and you guys have by no means noticed all the ones I slipped in-, but she's not going to be a significant part of this Quest.
 
We really should experiment more with our Grief marbles when we get the chance to. We know criminally little about what we can actually do with Grief. I mean, shapeshifting blades are nice and all, but there probably more we can pull off if we understand how grief works exactly.
Like Kazumi, for instance

For SCIENCE!
 
We really should experiment more with our Grief marbles when we get the chance to. We know criminally little about what we can actually do with Grief. I mean, shapeshifting blades are nice and all, but there probably more we can pull off if we understand how grief works exactly.
Like Kazumi, for instance

For SCIENCE!

Grief Sunglasses anyone?
 
We really should experiment more with our Grief marbles when we get the chance to. We know criminally little about what we can actually do with Grief. I mean, shapeshifting blades are nice and all, but there probably more we can pull off if we understand how grief works exactly.
Like Kazumi, for instance

For SCIENCE!
Considering it's the stuff of Witch Barriers/bodies and our only training so far, I suspect the answer to "what can we do with it" is more or less "anything we want". We need to field test diffusing a grief marble into a very diffuse cloud covering the area and condensing blades or shapes from the cloud for surprise ganking/attacks from unexpected angles/area denial to go with our usual attacks.
 
I stand by the idea that we should become Grief Lantern. I always did find it strange that willpower and avarice were counted when things like Happiness and Sadness weren't. If we work on constructing things quickly out of it - barriers, cages, gigantic swords and spears, even catapaults to fire off huge balls of grief with spikes - we could become very versatile.

The idea of making a sort of AoE effect where we can just handwave spikes and whatnot into existence is a very good idea as well.
 
I can't remember, but was it suggested at one point to store the excess grief (or a little of it, I guess!) as a suit of armor?

I think there was some problem with that, but I can't remember what. Anyone?
 
What could possibly go wrong?
Incidentally, there's a maxim for you, too.

Maxim 14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"
Things as they could have been, had you wished to have the ability to fix things.
This is also a warning.
You'd've gotten what was basically localized reality warping in a 5 meter radius, with the limitation that the more magical something is, the harder it is to affect. And had you been a little careless with your power... Well, I'd had this written up in anticipation.
You reach past the glittering clouds of probability, and find the particle-waves. There is beauty in the whirling clouds on their endless dance, and it distracts you for a moment. But then you push on, bearing down with your will, and the particles waver.

Anticipation stretches your face into a feral grin, and you clench your hand.

The particles flip.

Too late, you see your mistake.

You overreached.

Millions, billions, trillions, are chump change compared to what you do. What you can do.

Antimatter blooms out of thin air, out of the fabric of the pavement, of the surroundings at your command. Nearly a kilogram, all told, none of which takes kindly to finding itself surrounded by ordinary matter. There is a brief moment of conflict at the subatomic level, to the mutual demise of both matter and antimatter.

Just over half the energy is wasted as proton and antiproton annihilation creates charged pions which evaporate harmlessly into muons and neutrinos. Mass-energy equivalence is a harsh mistress, however, and half of forty megatons of TNT equivalent is still a lot of energy. Waves of gamma rays and other, more exotic particles sleet out, more than enough to superheat the air past the temperature of the sun.

You are, briefly, at the center of a nuclear fireball that rockets up to millions of degrees Kelvin in a split second, before magically toughened flesh is stripped from bone and the bone ablates to dust. By some quirk of magic, your Soul Gem lasts a little longer before it melts to slag.

Not much longer, really.

Not even a microsecond.

The blast wave ripples out at over ten times the speed of sound, hammering buildings and unfortunate people out in the street with impunity. Glass, concrete, and steel fare poorly, and skyscrapers crumble.

There's a moment for Homura to flinch at the sudden, unbearably bright light that sears her back and ignites her hair before the blast wave hits. Her magically enhanced body is tough enough not to be immediately pulped, but her impact against the wall is enough.

Madoka happens to be unlucky enough to be looking in the direction of the old industrial district. Her eyeballs burn out in the titanic flash of light, but it's hardly a concern when the school building collapses, entombing her, Mami and Sayaka besides.

Minutes later, a small, white alien manifests a hardened body, and observes the mushroom cloud rising over the ruins of Mitakihara. Crashes and rumbles reach its auditory organs as buildings continue to crumble in the aftermath. Perched on a piece of steel barely identifiable as the warped and melted remains of an I-beam, it tilts its head in a learned behaviour and considers the situation. Insofar as it can be said to have emotions, it is surprised, or rather, one of the anomalies that had been plaguing it had decisively resolved itself, along with two others, in a way that had been considered to have a low probability of occurring.

The Incubator hops off the I-beam and vanishes. The repercussions of this event will reverberate around the world, leaving it and its ilk with plenty to do in the coming months and years.

I had more than a few meta and in story reasons to have done this... Some of them still apply, even.
 
I vote that our "Thing" is Sabrina making unbearable puns. Given her nature, all these puns are going to be in her thought process anyway.

Also people listening to our puns will, of course, groan and generate grief. Which we take. We could farm this indefinitely, but we've already committed Sabrina to not engaging in inhumane and unethical behavior.
 
I vote that our "Thing" is Sabrina making unbearable puns. Given her nature, all these puns are going to be in her thought process anyway.

Also people listening to our puns will, of course, groan and generate grief. Which we take. We could farm this indefinitely, but we've already committed Sabrina to not engaging in inhumane and unethical behavior.
No. Please no. PLEASE DEAR GOD NO!
 
No. Please no. PLEASE DEAR GOD NO!

Too late. That is already Sabrina's thing now. She gives the cast all manner of grief with her terrible puns. She and Homura will have a grand old time of trolling the rest of the cast, Mami will be head over heels for her puns, Kyouko will likely spearhead the anti-pun brigade, Sayaka will bow to the music of our puns, Madoka will wish we would stop, Oriko would cease to be such a visionary in the face of our punnery, and Kirika would no doubt give in to Oriko's wishes.
 
I vote that our "Thing" is Sabrina making unbearable puns. Given her nature, all these puns are going to be in her thought process anyway.

Also people listening to our puns will, of course, groan and generate grief. Which we take. We could farm this indefinitely, but we've already committed Sabrina to not engaging in inhumane and unethical behavior.
Yeah, how about no.
 
I vote that our "Thing" is Sabrina making unbearable puns. Given her nature, all these puns are going to be in her thought process anyway.

Also people listening to our puns will, of course, groan and generate grief. Which we take. We could farm this indefinitely, but we've already committed Sabrina to not engaging in inhumane and unethical behavior.

A few here and there are okay, I suppose, but not too many, alright? My GM already provides too many for my sanity.

Besides, a Meguca's thing needs to leave others confused and amused, not simply annoyed.
 
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