The whole joke was about how revolutionaries demonise thier enemies to the point where anyone who is not a revolutionary is viewed with extreme suspicion for anyone who doesn't oppose the literal evil of the enemy must support it.
my whole joke was that they'd all be dead

In truth i trolled you, because "que bom" is "it's good" in portuguese XD, and yeah i get weirded when i understand spanish, some italian and nearly nothing of french without studing it.
Really? I can very vaguely understand french when listening to it, and can generally read it and italian perfectly fine, if w/ no understanding of tense and declension, because I took Latin in HS and stuff is spelled the same way. Spanish is harder.

Ah, right, is Brazil a Portuguese-speaking country?
 
Amusingly, we could probably use stuff from the tailing pits here. You typically need strong acids to clean all the gunk off and out of the iron for it to bond. Possibly, a solution of tailings pit acid with dissolved copper could be heated and iron dipped in that for a very light galvanize.

And probably for poisoning everyone in 100ft. I recommend doing this only in nomad camps.
 
There really need to be a way to convey sarcastic/joking tones into writing.
Indeed. I find :p works pretty well.

Yes, and please, don't say we speak spanish, it's berserk a trigger
So if I'm spoiling for a fight go up to a brazilian guy and be like, "hey, what's spanish for 'fight me you scurvy dog'?"

Amusingly, we could probably use stuff from the tailing pits here. You typically need strong acids to clean all the gunk off and out of the iron for it to bond. Possibly, a solution of tailings pit acid with dissolved copper could be heated and iron dipped in that for a very light galvanize.

And probably for poisoning everyone in 100ft. I recommend doing this only in nomad camps.
You're supposed to dip it into the acid then rinse it then dip it into brine then rinse it then dip it into the melted copper/zinc.
 
Amusingly, we could probably use stuff from the tailing pits here. You typically need strong acids to clean all the gunk off and out of the iron for it to bond. Possibly, a solution of tailings pit acid with dissolved copper could be heated and iron dipped in that for a very light galvanize.

And probably for poisoning everyone in 100ft. I recommend doing this only in nomad camps.

An amusing synergy. I did not expect to get any use out of the tailing pit.

Next, we'll have specialist miners who get tired of pushing carts up and down that they invent wagonway to make it easier.
 
Would "I don't really care for soccer" work even better?

Edit: "Football is just fundamentally a better sport."

We would say "Soccer is used by politicians as a pane and circuses way of alienating us from the national problems caused by their corruption" them the next cup hits and everyone goes apeshit XD

RUSSIA 2018 INTENSIFIES!!!
 
"Pane and circuses? What is that Spanish for?" :p

But yeah that's p much how things work. W/ Europe it's soccer + Eurovision, w/ the US it's whatever weird Hollywood/music award things happen + NFL. Australia probably... idk has people fight kangaroos on the beach or watch small children get kidnapped by mockingbirds. Something like that. Other continents probably do the same thing, but idk much about other places.
 
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wow holy shit that map on the top right has 100% convinced me we're Not!Georgia.

Well, yes?
I mean, 'mountains to the north-west of not!Mesopotamia with fucking nomads to their nomads' is pretty clear.

Which puts all our advancements in perspective too; who knows for how long this setting's China had been active and what craziness did it achieve...
 
[X] [Main] Expand Forests
[X] [Secondary] Proclaim Glory
[X] [Secondary] Study Tailings

I like this option, the provinces can look out for themselves if we allow people to leave to fight as was happening this turn.
This lets us build up, and expand forest is a way for us to put up land that is familiar to us, and in future generations is its own fortification against chariots.

Edit, also, this is an idea from earlier in the thread, by pbur I think?
Hot dip galvanization.
Amusingly, we could probably use stuff from the tailing pits here. You typically need strong acids to clean all the gunk off and out of the iron for it to bond. Possibly, a solution of tailings pit acid with dissolved copper could be heated and iron dipped in that for a very light galvanize.

And probably for poisoning everyone in 100ft. I recommend doing this only in nomad camps.

This secondary part could become obvious with studying the mine tails. Don't know enough about metallurgy to say.
 
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I prefer Not!Israel or Not!Greece
*shrug* I think Georgians are an attractive people with acceptable genes and lower rates of skin cancer.

We can invade Israel and beat Greece to ships if we put in the effort.

I propose that we acquire iron (~2 main actions; Mine + Study) and then Defense up until all cities are walled.

While fortifying we should:
-send out some sailing missions to map the farther shores and hopefully improve our ships. (~2 secondary actions)
-If we encounter that mythic foreign land we establish a trading post there,
-otherwise we establish one at MW and suck up whatever developments they start having. (1 main action)
-then we make the March to the NE, (1 main action)
-expand our current march up to the top border, and (~1-2 main actions)
-create a Colony by Blackriver that we'll absorb later. (1 main action)
-Invest in a couple of Art Patronages and try to re-enter a Golden Age. (~3 Mains, but totally optional. It's just that the inventions would be nice, and overflow from Diplo -> Art -> Econ is good.)

Once all our Defenses are set up we should attack, vassalize, and integrate the TS. This will weaken the TH block, and give us primary control over the northern mountains so that we can either raid the lowlands and vassalize the XS or invade the north and expand in the steppes. Obviously we'll need an excuse, but the text said they'll be spoiling for a fight anyways. If that doesn't occur, do Progress and manual development (aqueducts; dam?) instead.
 
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