[X] Action Plan: The First and Last of Non-Linear Time

So....when is Noburi birthday? Because worst case scenario we ends with Hazou not working on the Dog problem for the entire timeskip. Then again, Hazoupilot wouldn't ignore it, so....
 
Huh, I... actually didn't know there was a word for it.
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I'm just a little worried that it's too obvious of a solution. It's simplistic, easy, and rather obvious... so why didn't Kakashi or one of the Dogs think of it before? What factors aren't we seeing that keep it from being a viable solution? I agree with presenting it as a possible solution, but I find myself skeptical as to whether a trevois will end up being viable... then again, sometimes the obvious solution isn't thought of. That's what we did with the skywalker seals, after all.

Because Doggos don't have hands and Kakashi isn't a businessman nor is he interested in technnology.
 
I don't want to start spending resources starting more projects that we're just going to neglect and forget about in practice once we leave the timeskip and subsequently spend a few chapters fucking around with making dog sleds or sealtech spaceships for dogs to drive or teleporter arrays or whatever we end up doing for a dozen episodes.

Note: I have spent at least a few chapter wanting to set up telescope project, or asking other to add telescope. I am quite certain that I won't forget. As a matter of fact, I haven't forgotten skyslider.

Also, optics team aren't going to be useful for sealtech or sled for doggos, so they aren't going to take away resources from sled team. Also, we are fucking filthy rich!
 
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Note: I have spent at least a few chapter wanting to set up telescope project, or asking other to add telescope. I am quite certain that I won't forget. As a matter of fact, I haven't forgotten skyslider.

Also, optics team aren't going to be useful for sealtech or sled for doggos, so they aren't going to take away resources from sled team. Also, we are fucking filthy rich!
Alas, it is too late.

Note: The telescope thing might have been included if you had traded me something for it...
 
Wait, we're only going hundreds of miles a day. That's 5+ mph if you run 24/7. Wagons might work fine but I'd still be wary.
Cannai is looking for something that will let the pack move at a run.
@RandomOTP @GlassOlive FOOM actually refers to a "real-world" (still highly theoretical) concept, AI hard takeoff. It's when an Artificial General Intelligence becomes recursively self-improving, because it has become more intelligent than the engineers who built it. A "hard takeoff" involves the AGI becoming superintelligent in a matter of weeks, days, or minutes, as opposed to a "soft takeoff," which happens much more gradually. There's a lot of debate over whether hard takeoffs are possible, let alone whether superintelligent AGI is even feasible in the first place.
True, although it's still derived from the onomonopia for something fast going past you.

So....when is Noburi birthday? Because worst case scenario we ends with Hazou not working on the Dog problem for the entire timeskip. Then again, Hazoupilot wouldn't ignore it,
What timeskip?


@Jello_Raptor et al. I think this is what you were looking for. Note the "rapid bursts of suction" part. It inhales and exhales by turns, it doesn't do both at the same time. The cycle time is pretty fast. Ponwog: Less than a second.
Usamatsu's Glorious Life-Saving Purifier
Repeatedly absorbs all gas within a 60-degree 3-metre cone in rapid bursts of suction. The gas goes into a storage space. Airlike gas is simultaneously expelled from the storage space via a separate identical cone. Anything not needed to produce the airlike gas (e.g. poison) remains trapped in the space.
 
I think this means that the only thing we're missing to make a proper jet engine is an ignition chamber and a nozzle to funnel the thrust - and well, seals do kind of solve everything.
With sufficient compression via seal we don't even need that! We can make a jet engine without an ignition chamber or a nozzle: just have a seal with an intake on one side and outtake on the other where the outtake outputs super compressed air at high velocity compared to the inttake. This happens to be the same operations as the purifier and the implosion seal.

(The point of the combusion chamber is to use the energy to compress the air and give it high velocity to push the entire plane forward via Newton. We don't need one at all as a seal can handle those operations internally.
 
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OKAY, so it's something like 2 in the morning where I live and I can't sleep. Being quarantined has my sleep cycle out of wack and I need to order more boxes before I can pack anything else up for the move. So, long story short, I was struck by the realization that Asuma's probably scared shitless right now. The first four Hokages were titans --with the Yondaime being cut down before he could really catch his stride --and Asuma's... not.

Don't get me wrong, Asuma could kill the entirety of the Goketsu ninja without breaking a sweat. But he's... just a jonin. He's not the stuff of legends like all the others (do we really count Hiashi as a Hokage, though?) and his reputation won't be enough to hold back armies like the Hashirama or the Legendary Sannin --the latter of whom are believed to be gods by some of the less educated inhabitants of the EN.

Of course, that said, Asuma's a jonin who had the Third Hokage as his father. With someone named "the Professor" and "the God of Shiobi," as a father, I'm sure Asuma's probably in the upper echelons of jonin. And we shouldn't discount the fact that he's learned how to lead from his father, even if it was only from a distance. But there's still that undeniable element of simple power that he's lacking. All of the Hokages have believed in the Will of Fire and, to the best of our knowledge, ruled by example along that path. But they were also able to corral stray elements by hook or by crook.

Asuma doesn't really have that option. More than any other Hokage before him (save for, perhaps, Hashirama) Asuma has to negotiate. He has to rely on the more intangible pressures of tradition, honor, and patriotism. The tangible power Asuma does have is of the more institutionalized sort, such as the ANBU. Things that are conferred onto a Hokage, rather than existing independent of the title. Hiruzen's personal power was such that Orochimaru fled the Leaf instead of facing the repercussions of his atrocities. Asuma simply doesn't have the personal power to do that. He's sitting on a throne, fully aware that Orochimaru or Tsunade could just... stop accepting his orders. Or else, reject Asuma as a false Hokage. Neither of them are very likely to, but they can. So that means that Asuma has to be careful with what he orders, since he can't afford to push the line too far.

Therefore, Asuma is left with one of two options: get stronger or hold the throne until Naruto --someone with practically limitless chakra, and thereby theoretically infinite personal power --can take it. And Asuma can't devote very much time to getting stronger. He's running himself ragged trying to patch the Leaf together with vastly subpar staff, maintain peace between all the political bodies, keep enemy villages at bay, run his own clan, and a thousand different other things. So Asuma doesn't have the time to do the former, and if he fails, he might even not live to do the latter.

Why don't we... help him out, just a little bit. We have a nontrivial amount of money, a river of income, and a monopoly on chocolate. And we know of a place that sells pretty unique fruits, seemingly unknown to the wider world. We also have access to a mine that we're about to set up as a mining town, right? Well. That sounds like the start of a good trade network... and when you're stuck on the road for days on end, going from place to place? Well, surely you can't help but to.... hear things.

TL;DR: Let's set up a spynetwork to help Asuma out, winning some points in his favor.

Asuma is the summoner scion of one of the most prestigious bloodlines in existence and the son of a man unironically called a god. Noburi carries multiple jounin worth of chakra and during Rockfall Asuma sucked him dry without breaking a sweat. His girlfriend faced down one of the most powerful people to ever live and stalemated him on his own terms. Possibly due to youth he might not quite be Sannin-caliber, but he's no slouch.

I mention this because condescension feels like it has a certain a certain narrative symmetry with recent events. The final sort.


Sled
Travois
Backpack
Chariot
Cart
Railway
Canal
Hovercraft

What are the other ideas we've got going?

Now you're just openly screwing with me...
 
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Not quite.

Consider the counterfactual universe in which they had received our message, met with us, and as a result of the ensuing philosophical discussion actually took concrete steps towards incentivizing peace (or at least, cold war) in a timely fashion instead of <doing mysterious Akatsuki things>.

(Granted <mysterious Akatsuki things> might actually be very important, but I'm skeptical they wouldn't be able to do both if they tried.)

In this universe, a pile of ninja and civilians might not die to another pile of ninja a couple chapters later over what is, essentially, just a Red Team vs. Blue Team dispute with extra sadness on top.

Granted, the conversation with Itachi doesn't leave me with much faith that that would have actually happened, but hindsight is 20/20.

That's fair - I definitely wasn't here for the decision making process after all, and I am looking at it in hindsight. We definitely don't have the personal power, or any other kind for that matter, for them to want to listen to us. Since we have the benefit of modern knowledge and complete agency, we almost have a inflated sense of our own importance, which tends to lead us into going straight to the person in power when they either don't want to listen to us, or lack the context to understand what we're saying. I thought the Chunin Exams speech wasn't necessarily the best choice, but I thought handling the adoption tickets through the secretaries initially instead of going straight to Asuma was.

That's in the past though - the present is trying to continue to avoid dying! And gaining power! For altruistic reasons I swear!

For my part, it's more that I kinda want to engage with Orochimaru and feel him out. He's an interesting character with depth and complexity --and since he came back to Leaf, is friends with Tsunade and Jiraiya, I don't think [that MfD's version of] Orochimaru is as bad as he was in canon. But that said, I agree that we should wait until we're both far more powerful and far more knowledgeable before we attempt.

He's definitely interesting. I wonder how his personality works feel affection for Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Kabuto to an extent, but almost not care outside of anyone else. Is it a power dynamic thing? Based off of long periods of being useful to him? Is he a sociopath? Regardless I agree, we should wait until we aren't one-shotted by his aura alone.

I'll agree that giving them sealwork is kinda unstable, but it's not as though we have much to offer. As for Akane, she's on the cusp of being a jonin right now anyway. Asuma himself said that she's basically a tobes... tobik... a special jonin, so I think that by the time we get the Otter Scroll, Akane should be a jonin. Besides, the QMs have revealed that the Pangolin Scroll was the result of a lucky roll on Mari's part and that they basically gave us the Porcupine Scroll. So any Scroll that we get hereafter is going to be the result of blood, sweat, tears, and sacrifices to Jashin... so anything that makes it easier is at least worth considering.

Oh wow, that's a lot closer than I thought. I guess she doesn't have any responsibilities like we do so she can just train? I feel she's lacking some of the holistic parts of being a jonin - no jonin aura, pretty specialized in taijutsu, no multiple element affinities - but shadow clone will help with that in and out of character.

As for why Otters would want to be our summons? Well, Summons having a Summoner is a good militaristic advantage --but not a necessary one --and Akane's nine kinds of awesome.

It's the same thing with Uplift - we know it's nine kinds of awesome and totally worth it in the end. The issue is that the people in power/who we need to accept it don't see it that way. Until she hits jonin it's going to be hard to convince the Otters that Akane is worthy of being their summoner.

I'm just a little worried that it's too obvious of a solution. It's simplistic, easy, and rather obvious... so why didn't Kakashi or one of the Dogs think of it before? What factors aren't we seeing that keep it from being a viable solution? I agree with presenting it as a possible solution, but I find myself skeptical as to whether a trevois will end up being viable... then again, sometimes the obvious solution isn't thought of. That's what we did with the skywalker seals, after all.

This probably wasn't a huge concern before the pangolins - the 7P was 7 decades into peaceful times, and Kakashi doesn't seem like the kind of person who be good at this kind of project. That does bring up a good question though - Kakashi had a ton of jutsu due to the Sharingan. It's fairly likely that he tried teaching some to the dogs to improve their dexterity (unless he only really had combat-applicable jutsu?).

I'm partial to the trevois solution. Simple is better. But really we should present all options to Canoe / Alpha and have them give input.

I do think this is an opportunity to impress. We can go through Canoe for testing, but I'd like to show the Alpha that we have the ability to solve things and do them on our own instead of taking up the leader's time (unless it's absolutely necessary). The engineer in me also wants to go with a simple, elegant solution that's unlikely to break - even with seals the hovercraft development time would be astronomical. The force required is a function of the roughness of the terrain, and I have no idea how we'd figure that out when we're still struggling with the gliding part of aerodynamics. The US spent 5-10 years on military development until the program was shut down, and the military giving up really says something.
 
Hey all!

I found this quest on r/rational a couple weeks ago and read it through in less than a week (not necessarily a smart choice, but I could not stop). I've been following along with the plan-making the past couple weeks to make sure I understood how this thread works.

Generally I'm more of a lurker because I absolutely despise being wrong on the Internet, but given the mostly positive tone of interaction I've observed so far I'll probably try and jump in more.

I have a couple of questions of things I haven't been able to find: First, what is FOOM an acronym for? And what is our standing with money? If Jiraiya had 500 million why was it so vital we get gold from the Pangolins?

Finally, I'm going to take use of my status as a (relatively) objective outside observer and try to analyze what I think of Hazo's choices thus far.

I think our biggest problem is treating other characters as NPCs. This was blatantly obvious earlier in the quest when a lack of dedication to our socials and how other characters would perceive our actions led to constant OPSEC breaches and memetic levels of treason.

I feel people are completely focused on what we can get from other people when, realistically speaking, we don't have a lot to offer. I'll give some examples of dangerous choices/suggestions I think were made.

Constant talk about doing experiments with Orochimaru despite knowing he's fairly amoral and he would be providing far more than we are. When we don't even know much about the limits of medical ninjutsu, does he seem like the kind of person who would listen to a bunch of totally wrong ideas?

Sending a letter to Akatsuki when they just killed Jiraiya and almost succeeded in defeating the whole EN (what did we think would happen? They, sans Pain who was the driving force, would listen to us and work under us the way no one had before?).

Reaching out to the Otters through the Dogs/Toads when it's clear that we are on thin ground with them because we don't have a lot to offer - speaking of which, perhaps we should wait until Akane is a jonin before trying to get her a summoning scroll? That's the issue we've had with all three summons thus far. They aren't overly interested in chunin, and I'd personally prefer to try and give assistance in a way that doesn't require constant upkeep a la seals. I'm also nervous trying to initiate diplomatic relations when we are chunin known for being a part of a clan involved in the start of a 7P war - again, why would the Otters want to be our summons?

Finally, asking for jutsu from Tsunade can't possibly end well. As shown last time we tried, we don't have anything she wants, we can't withstand her aura in the slightest, she has absolutely no reason to teach medical jutsu to someone who's going to be summoning and being in the field all the time, and Noburi likely doesn't have the chakra reserves for 'freaky powerful water jutsu.' If someone could learn them, don't you think Konoha would've tried before? If they're so powerful, and Konoha has to have had a water affinity before, surely someone has learned them before.

I will admit that I'm more on the cautious end here, and maybe more prone to thinking inside the box, but I don't think it's necessary to be as desperate to make huge leaps. A smaller, safer way would be to brainstorm ideas for ninjutsu combinations that are broken in the new Nara jutsu library.

Overall, I'd say we have an end goal I can get behind - becoming S-rank, Uplift, and accelerating the tech level of the EN. Part of the reason I think we're going through so many timeskips is that we don't have a lot of short or midterm goals, such as making sure we're going to be a holistic jonin as opposed to an overspecialized one. Instead there's a lot of end game content like forbidden lore we want.

I don't mean to be super critical, but I'm really becoming involved in this. It's ridiculously well-written and developed, has incredible world-building, and actually takes effort to become stronger instead of all those came-out-of-the-Academy-as-a-chunin fics. I'm very impressed by the authors, and thankful that you guys have put this much effort into building it.

Okay, that's it for a 'formal' introduction! I mostly wanted a justification to write out some things I've noticed blowing through the whole thing in such a short time ahaha.

Thoughts on the current plan with the Dogs:
We should consider if they want to mess up their land by carving a canal or road into it. (Water would be a pain for the canal as well)
Additionally, do we want to give a map to wherever the safe spot is to an invading force?
I think we should go with more of an omnidirectional approach, since multiple places need to be evacuated.

I'm actually very on board with the travois earlier suggested - if we can get the harness thing worked out it should be doable, and if it's made out of wood it should be able to float too, and pups aren't very heavy so it should continue to float while in use. It's mass produce-able by people who aren't us, very simple, has minimal offensive implication, shouldn't need maintenance, and shouldn't take that much time to discover and build.

The only downside I can really think of is making a harness system usable by dogs, but realistically speaking that's an easier design problem than the ones needed by other proposals. We should be able to make leather they can put their heads through/step into or a rope harness that doesn't involve the potential for overtightening.

Sorry for the word overflow, but I'm definitely looking forward to occasionally being a part of this!
Welcome to the quest! Sounds like you'll fit right in. :D
 
I'm just a little worried that it's too obvious of a solution. It's simplistic, easy, and rather obvious... so why didn't Kakashi or one of the Dogs think of it before? What factors aren't we seeing that keep it from being a viable solution?
Because Doggos don't have hands and Kakashi isn't a businessman nor is he interested in technnology.

And, you know, he's been dead for a few months now.


Welcome @GlassOlive ! Always great to have another voice in the hivemind. You're definitely right on when it comes to the NPC/agency thing, and it's reassuring that someone coming from the outside at least sees it as being less bad (the hivemind had a period of very dedicated effort to improve that), even if we still sometimes assume other actors will do things just because we want them.

Sled
Travois
Backpack
Chariot
Cart
Railway
Canal
Hovercraft

What are the other ideas we've got going?

Did we decide we didn't want anything off the ground, due to OPSEC/Pangolins? Because I think we could get Hazou to stumble to little hangliders attached with a harness, if the pups are small enough/the dogs are fast and consistent enough. It WOULD be more visible though, and not ideal for a high tree line, so maybe nevermind.
 
That's fine as long as the input and output cones can be separated.
Step 1 is to get all of our known air related seals and test them out to see if any create useful amounts of air flow.
Step 2 is to get Kagome and Akane to work with us on mounting then in different ways and seeing what we can do to manipulate the input and output air.

After that we can figure out more of what we can do with them do move dog families.
 
Did we decide we didn't want anything off the ground, due to OPSEC/Pangolins? Because I think we could get Hazou to stumble to little hangliders attached with a harness, if the pups are small enough/the dogs are fast and consistent enough. It WOULD be more visible though, and not ideal for a high tree line, so maybe nevermind.

Hmm. You have made me think.

I am unclear on whether our mindset should be toward:
(A) establishing a way to move the most Pup groups in the shortest possible time, in anticipation of an eventual attack, or
(B) moving everyone now, as soon and as fast as possible.

If it is more like option A, making an escape route, I think that the hovercraft, or railway, or canal, or (as you say) possibly even hang-gliders are the better option. They require more engineering and preparation, but probably allow a higher spike in possible speed.

On the other hand, if we just want to get everybody moving, now or ASAP, then I think that the backpacks or carts, etc., will require relatively much less engineering or fiddling. The downside is that all of those options require the adult dogs to be harnessed in to something. A feat which requires significant manual dexterity, AND makes them much more vulnerable in the event of a need to fight.
 
Possibly, but it wasn't intentional. Did I miss noting one (some?) of your consistently exemplary contributions? If so I'm very sorry.

Yeah... it really sounds as if Hazou's Day Out involved direct contact with the Mori voice, specifically, which suggests that it was the result of Keiko's possession of the scroll at the time. Fortunately, it also sounds as if previous wielders retain a connection even after replacement. Unfortunately, Hazou is not signed to the Toad scroll, but perhaps resurrecting Kakashi would be a good proof-of-concept. The Dogs would certainly appreciate it.


Hey, y'know how storage scroll react poorly to storing chakra, but do have a threshold beneath which they are reasonably safe because they don't flip out every time a stray bacterium sneaks in?

Hey, y'know how it's safe to store corpses in a storage scroll?

Hey, Y'know how Zabuza learned that there's a technique to suppress chakra and lifesigns enough to conclusively fool anybody not specifically trained in what to look for?

...I don't remember where I was going with this. Eh, I'm sure it will come back to me.


Hey, do we know of a clan of spacetime-bending refugees small enough to not be an imposition on the Dog clan's territory but rapidly mobile and fully aware of the danger the Pangolins represent whom we might have access to the scroll of during what would inevitably be a very tense vetting process.

Oh, we also need to talk to the Inuzaka, Toads, Monkeys, and perhaps Uncle.

-or just tie the pups to kites and let the adults pull them.

Alternatively, instead of speeding the pups, slow the hyenas. Good thing Naruto loves and trusts the new summoner and will be happy to share Swamp of the Underworld. We also have goo bombs.
 
Hmm. You have made me think.

I am unclear on whether our mindset should be toward:
(A) establishing a way to move the most Pup groups in the shortest possible time, in anticipation of an eventual attack, or
(B) moving everyone now, as soon and as fast as possible.

If it is more like option A, making an escape route, I think that the hovercraft, or railway, or canal, or (as you say) possibly even hang-gliders are the better option. They require more engineering and preparation, but probably allow a higher spike in possible speed.

On the other hand, if we just want to get everybody moving, now or ASAP, then I think that the backpacks or carts, etc., will require relatively much less engineering or fiddling. The downside is that all of those options require the adult dogs to be harnessed in to something. A feat which requires significant manual dexterity, AND makes them much more vulnerable in the event of a need to fight.
As I understand it, the current Dog M.O. for transporting puppers is 'grab them with your mouth and carry them as you run'. This is undesireable since it puts strain on the dog's neck over time and is thus hard to sustain.

In light of this, I've updated into thinking that a saddlebag approach will be sufficient for at least a minimum viable product. Now, instead of awkward mouth-carrying, they can just climb into bags on your side and you can carry them much more efficiently.

Beyond that, I do still think we should make sleds of various propulsion designs as extra options, but I do not think aerial options are preferable. Not only do they brush up against that OPSEC problem inherent to all sky mobility inventions, they are likely going to be much harder to perfect than ground-based methods.

Of ground-based methods, we have the following main approaches:
  • Dog-pulled sled, using harnesses.
  • Explosion-pushed sled, similar to rocket boots.
  • Macerator-propelled sled, method untested.
The focus very much seems to be 'if Hyenas or Pangolins attack, we will need to move puppers very far very fast, and they are not able to run the whole distance', rather than pre-emptive transportation of puppers away from danger.
 
What are the other ideas we've got going?

Giant Sealtech Puppy Megazord :V
Hmm. You have made me think.

I am unclear on whether our mindset should be toward:
(A) establishing a way to move the most Pup groups in the shortest possible time, in anticipation of an eventual attack, or
(B) moving everyone now, as soon and as fast as possible.
My takeaway was that the Dogs really want a general way to move their offspring without unduly inconveniencing the adult members of the clan.

That is to say, what they want is a device that allows them to transport the puppies easily, so that this can be used to evacuate them in any situation.
 
My takeaway was that the Dogs really want a general way to move their offspring without unduly inconveniencing the adult members of the clan.

That is to say, what they want is a device that allows them to transport the puppies easily, so that this can be used to evacuate them in any situation.
So basically they want storage seals. :p
 
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