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Haven't we already hit our win condition for any fight? that the ones with actual combat training have arrived.
That's our "not-critical-failure" condition. A critical failure would have been if the scouts had managed to tranquilize us and take us hostage (their original plan).

Now we have to deal with merely fail conditions. Some of which are arguably worse than the critical fail condition. Say, a battle breaking out in which half the student body of Kakara's school gets vaporized by a stray ki blast.
 
Haven't we already hit our win condition for any fight? that the ones with actual combat training have arrived.
Strictly speaking, yes, you win. The scouts aren't escaping this one. But they can still do damage on the way down in a fight.
Question:

What is Kakara's Masquerade surname? She's Karen... I forget.
It's-

-ninjas. It's ninjas. :ninja:
 
OBVIOUSLY NONCANON, but inspired by the same kind of source as the earlier 'social life of cardboard' post, obviously.

Among the most dreaded things Kakara has to face after the battle against the scouts: The parent-teacher conference! :p

Principal Smith:

"Thank you for coming to see me so quickly, Mr. Marsden." [rises to shake Mr. Marsden's hand]

Berra, in Masque:
"I've read your letter, Principal Smith, and I'd like to ask you a question before we begin."

"Go ahead."

"Let me get this straight. You think that my daughter, whom all of this year's teachers agree is one of the most diligent, precocious, and mathematically gifted students at this school, is secretly some kind of... being... who spends her spare time fighting evil aliens for truth, justice, and the Aramaian Way. And your plan is to expel this girl?"
 
OBVIOUSLY NONCANON, but inspired by the same kind of source as the earlier 'social life of cardboard' post, obviously.

Among the most dreaded things Kakara has to face after the battle against the scouts: The parent-teacher conference! :p

Principal Smith:

"Thank you for coming to see me so quickly, Mr. Marsden." [rises to shake Mr. Marsden's hand]

Berra, in Masque:
"I've read your letter, Principal Smith, and I'd like to ask you a question before we begin."

"Go ahead."

"Let me get this straight. You think that my daughter, whom all of this year's teachers agree is one of the most diligent, precocious, and mathematically gifted students at this school, is secretly some kind of... being... who spends her spare time fighting evil aliens for truth, justice, and the Aramaian Way. And your plan is to expel this girl?"

Detention actually. The damages are worth thousands and about a third of the student body ended in the hospitalbut it is her first infraction. She will risk a suspension if it happens again though.
 
OBVIOUSLY NONCANON, but inspired by the same kind of source as the earlier 'social life of cardboard' post, obviously.

Among the most dreaded things Kakara has to face after the battle against the scouts: The parent-teacher conference! :p

Principal Smith:

"Thank you for coming to see me so quickly, Mr. Marsden." [rises to shake Mr. Marsden's hand]

Berra, in Masque:
"I've read your letter, Principal Smith, and I'd like to ask you a question before we begin."

"Go ahead."

"Let me get this straight. You think that my daughter, whom all of this year's teachers agree is one of the most diligent, precocious, and mathematically gifted students at this school, is secretly some kind of... being... who spends her spare time fighting evil aliens for truth, justice, and the Aramaian Way. And your plan is to expel this girl?"
Nice but you made a small error.
Welp, you heard it here folks. Word of God canonically states that Kakara's Masquerade name is Karen Ninjas.
here let me fix it for you:
OBVIOUSLY NONCANON, but inspired by the same kind of source as the earlier 'social life of cardboard' post, obviously.

Among the most dreaded things Kakara has to face after the battle against the scouts: The parent-teacher conference! :p

Principal Smith:

"Thank you for coming to see me so quickly, Mr. Ninjas." [rises to shake Mr. Ninjas' hand]

Berra Ninjas, in Masque:
"I've read your letter, Principal Smith, and I'd like to ask you a question before we begin."

"Go ahead."

"Let me get this straight. You think that my Ninjas, whom all of this year's teachers agree is one of the most diligent, precocious, and mathematically gifted Ninjas at this school, is secretly some kind of... Ninjas... who spends her spare time fighting evil aliens for truth, justice, and the Aramaian Way. And your plan is to expel this Ninjas?"
 
Detention actually. The damages are worth thousands and about a third of the student body ended in the hospitalbut it is her first infraction. She will risk a suspension if it happens again though.

Really no coming back from this one. We are successfully upgrading our Masquerade from Garenhuld native civilians to Garenhuld native Ki Warriors, and Aramaia (or whatever it is) will probably realize that we ixnayed the nukes. Depending on how widespread this stuff gets, and how many people are implicated, the governments are going to give us problems. And it's going to be annoying.

And it only recently dawned on me that I have been thinking of the alien incursion onto our world, aka the biggest threat to the Masquerade in centuries and a huge threat to every native here, as basically a really annoying waste of time and a distraction from Operation Jaffur. Like I've been worried about staying on schedule and getting far enough into our Perfect Multiform research and Tien's Style training to be able to stand up to our Dad by the time we set this into motion.
 
Been considering them a major issue myself, but yes, such thoughts have crossed my mind.

I make sure to discard such thoughts, and refocus on the threat they represent, which is probably why I've been the main "don't underestimate them" voice in the thread. :p

...But yes, they resemble a pack of kittens trying to take down a person, unaware just how outclassed they actually are.
 
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  • [X] Try to negotiate a complete cease-fire. It'll mean making promises backed by your position of authority, and definitely will take some of your people scrambling to get Meerak to a radio to vouch for your sincerity and trustworthiness, but if you convince enough of the scouts that a fight isn't necessary right now, you may be able to pressure the leader into admitting that a surrender is his only choice. But you're not even sure if it's possible...
    [X] Try to negotiate a complete cease-fire. It'll mean making promises backed by your position of authority, and definitely will take some of your people scrambling to get Meerak to a radio to vouch for your sincerity and trustworthiness, but if you convince enough of the scouts that a fight isn't necessary right now, you may be able to pressure the leader into admitting that a surrender is his only choice. But you're not even sure if it's possible...
    -[X] If their leader accuses you of buying time for more forces or notices the forces your father has positioned, admit that of course they came when your school was attacked, but they have agreed to hold back so as not to interfere with the first real diplomatic contact you've had other than with Meerak.
 
Really no coming back from this one. We are successfully upgrading our Masquerade from Garenhuld native civilians to Garenhuld native Ki Warriors, and Aramaia (or whatever it is) will probably realize that we ixnayed the nukes. Depending on how widespread this stuff gets, and how many people are implicated, the governments are going to give us problems. And it's going to be annoying.
I've been thinking about this. And it's possible the Aramaians will believe that Tastreyan ki warriors (or whatever they wind up calling 'superbeings') shot down the nukes. It's certainly more plausible than the idea that there's a pan-national conspiracy of ki warriors, if you're an uncreative guy trapped in a matrix of assuming your own world is basically all there is, right?

I mean, if there's a pan-national conspiracy of ki warriors, why aren't they running the place, I ask you?

And it only recently dawned on me that I have been thinking of the alien incursion onto our world, aka the biggest threat to the Masquerade in centuries and a huge threat to every native here, as basically a really annoying waste of time and a distraction from Operation Jaffur. Like I've been worried about staying on schedule and getting far enough into our Perfect Multiform research and Tien's Style training to be able to stand up to our Dad by the time we set this into motion.
:D

He's the definitive Goku stylist of the modern era. We're shaping up to be the definitive Tien stylist. What happened when Goku fought Tien and Tien used Multiform?

You know he's just gonna Solar Flare our asses if we try that. :p

"It's useless to be in four places at once if you're equally stunned in all four places!"
 
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