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Isn't that how we got here in the first place?
Yes... and no.

Once we got our hands on Dandeer, she didn't do anything significant in combat beyond that point. She raised no shields, cast no additional mind control, and in general did not contribute. We lost the fight because Vegeta and Yammar were strong and hostile to us.

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Insofar as "playing with food" contributed directly, the error wasn't so much ours. We got here in large part because Berra and Jaffur and Yammar badly underestimated how much power Dandeer would have, and that they could afford to fly up to her and confront her without her having a prepared contingency sufficient to turn the tables.

And we didn't have a firm enough notion that we'd need to stop them... to stop them.

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Our own 'biggest mistake' would be that we didn't use our strongest abilities (Sight or Spirit Saiyan, either one) to open the operation, as a preliminary. Our mistake was in not leading with our Sunday punch, which is a subtly different error from "playing with your food" after you've already won the battle.
 
Isn't that how we got here in the first place?
I think that was questers want to both antagonise someone and not actually deal with them on their own.

I've noticed a very disturbing trend on SB, SV and QQ that like to offload as many problems as possible onto as many NPCs as they can get their mitts on. It's an endemic feature of quests that the questers are often too afraid to make decisive moves without trying to drag the entire setting and cast along with them.
 
I think that was questers want to both antagonise someone and not actually deal with them on their own.

I've noticed a very disturbing trend on SB, SV and QQ that like to offload as many problems as possible onto as many NPCs as they can get their mitts on. It's an endemic feature of quests that the questers are often too afraid to make decisive moves without trying to drag the entire setting and cast along with them.
I kinda disagree. Not offloading tasks onto NPCs is just asking to cripple your effectiveness, same reason people use teamwork in RL. Our problem wasn't so much "offloading work onto NPCs" as it was "choosing which NPCs to offload work onto." The former was a fine decision, but in picking the latter hoo boy did we largely fail spectacularly to find anyone.

I mean, we sorta got Dandelor, but Dandeer did more to recruit him to our side than we did.
 
Won, in that she killed dandeer? Yes, because yammar is a complete moron who doesn't understand precommitment, decision theory, game theory, or chicken. Won in that she won the fight? Not so much.
Once she was dead it is likely her spells would have undone. Or at least we could focus on running away.
 
That's nothing new. We would have won if she had just used Dandeer to block Yammar's attacks like we told her to.
Uh... she did that. Yammar's skill in hand-to-hand combat was so much greater than ours that he won even with the disadvantage of the Dandeer Flail.

Dandeer got a bunch of broken bones in the process, even.

Won, in that she killed dandeer? Yes, because yammar is a complete moron who doesn't understand precommitment, decision theory, game theory, or chicken. Won in that she won the fight? Not so much.
As I speculated at the time, Dandeer dying might actually have been a bad outcome for us, just differently bad.

I think that was questers want to both antagonise someone and not actually deal with them on their own.

I've noticed a very disturbing trend on SB, SV and QQ that like to offload as many problems as possible onto as many NPCs as they can get their mitts on. It's an endemic feature of quests that the questers are often too afraid to make decisive moves without trying to drag the entire setting and cast along with them.
Honestly, I think it's in large part because of the nature of typical quest formatting.

PCs have very limited and budgeted opportunities to act, rather than react, because the typical format of a quest update is "shit happens, now what do you do about it?" The voting format channelizes responses to that question into

There aren't a lot of quests where it's common for the QM to post something that boils down to "so, you have a week's worth of free time in which to implement an open-ended strategy for solving one of your problems, what do you do?" That's the kind of thing that would encourage creativity on the part of the players towards acting decisively.

Combine this with the fact that any given crisis stretches out over months or years of real time, and you get a tendency for people to engage in short-term thinking fueled by emotions, animosities, and broad vague impressions about what is going on. You don't get a lot of bold visionary actions taken to decisively resolve long-term problems that aren't looming ominously over the players' head in that very moment.

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And players get genre-savvy about this and model all their ongoing conflicts in terms of buildup to a final confrontation, in which the logical winning move is to build up as big a 'hammer' of one's allies and assets as possible. And to outsource as many as possible of the things that would otherwise go undone because the protagonist would otherwise never get an opportunity to even vote to do them.

Once she was dead it is likely her spells would have undone. Or at least we could focus on running away.
Do we have any evidence whatsoever that sealing magic in Poptart's setting lacks ontological inertia?

Masque spells seem to keep working after the caster dies. Nobody in-setting seems to have been worried that the seal on Dazarel would fray after some of the Gokun mages who cast it, or Kakara who provided the ki power for it, dies. While the wards on the Hall seem to receive continuous maintenance, they don't just collapse on account of all the people who created the wards originally now being dead.

We have no reason to think that sealing spells die with the caster.

It's entirely possible that we would have had to deal with mind control victims a who are under magical coercion to forget every reason they should ever disbelieve or dislike Dandeer, and who hold us responsible for her death. In which case the scenario plays out:

1) Yammar, now with no reason to hold back, beats Kakara to a pulp and possibly kills her for forcing him to murder his daughter-in-law.

2) Yammar revives Vegeta with a senzu bean. Neither of them can think of a single reason why we would have done all this to Dandeer (because of the mind control spells still being in place).

3) One or both of them vaporize the Senzus for being traitors, or kill all but a handful of them and leave those few alive only for the knowledge of how to grow senzu beans, possibly with limbs blown off or other crippling injuries to stop them from interfering in what is to come.

4) Berra is trapped in endless torture-scream-horror from the breaking of the mind control spell on him, and nobody breaks him out of it. Because no one knows how. Apra is a mental wreck from her granddaughter being murdered and her son being tortured, and if she recovers enough strength to fight, is likely put back down with extreme prejudice.

5) Jaffur eventually recovers or is revived... only to find Kakara dead, the plan in ruins, and his abusive father and his abusive father standing over him. This is most likely to result in a reprise of the 1-on-2 fight between Jaffur, Vegeta, and Yammar, only to the death this time, so either Jaffur does something like go Super Saiyan Two (blowing the wards, summoning the Enemy, and killing his father and grandfather), or Jaffur fights to the death and is killed.

So either:

6a) First phase of game over, horribly traumatized Jaffur is sole survivor of the royal houses and likely has to face the oncoming Enemy, or...

6b) Game over; the Butchers of House Talt now reign unopposed over the entire Exile community, and Lord Vegeta remarries some other poor woman and sires a new heir to his, only, royal lineage.

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I'm not saying any of that WOULD have happened, but we have no obvious reason to suppose it couldn't have, if we had maneuvered Yammar into killing Dandeer.
 
Uh... she did that. Yammar's skill in hand-to-hand combat was so much greater than ours that he won even with the disadvantage of the Dandeer Flail.

Dandeer got a bunch of broken bones in the process, even.
In Kakara's defense, that has more to do with Yammar being an idiot (twice over!) as it does with Kakara being inadequately prepared for combat against him, plus it also relies on the consecutive failures to act sensibly by Apra and berra. This is only partly on her (although out of universe at least 1/2 of the blame does rest on us).

4) Berra is trapped in endless torture-scream-horror from the breaking of the mind control spell on him, and nobody breaks him out of it. Because no one knows how. Apra is a mental wreck from her granddaughter being murdered and her son being tortured, and if she recovers enough strength to fight, is likely put back down with extreme prejudice.

5) Jaffur eventually recovers or is revived... only to find Kakara dead, the plan in ruins, and his abusive father and his abusive father standing over him. This is most likely to result in a reprise of the 1-on-2 fight between Jaffur, Vegeta, and Yammar, only to the death this time, so either Jaffur does something like go Super Saiyan Two (blowing the wards, summoning the Enemy, and killing his father and grandfather), or Jaffur fights to the death and is killed.

6a) First phase of game over, horribly traumatized Jaffur is sole survivor of the royal houses and likely has to face the oncoming Enemy, or...

6b) Game over; the Butchers of House Talt now reign unopposed over the entire Exile community, and Lord Vegeta remarries some other poor woman and sires a new heir to his, only, royal lineage.
Minor quibble, but the latter part relies on yammar a)being willing to hurt his own family and b) being willing to kill super saiyans and c) being willing to let allied super saiyans lie in a coma. I could see... maybe parts of the scenario happening, in a worst case dandeer dies scenario, but the specific badness I think outmatches even the worst realistic case scenarios.
 
I am in a spectacular mood.

I am also completely exhausted.

The upshot is that there's, ah, no update coming tonight. Plus side! Here we circle back around to that spectacular mood, and I inject a bit of free word of Poptart into the ongoing debate.

Regardless of any measures Dandeer is taking against your return, one of your largest obstacles to planning a successful return home is likely to be Kakara herself. She is keeping it tamped down at the moment, and can at all due to that half-day venting session she earlier had, but Kakara is as close as this iteration of her character can physically become to being murderous with hatred for Dandeer. If you right now gave her back her body and hit her with a full charge of Spirit Saiyan, she'd turn around, go home, and proceed to not instantly knock out Dandeer, but to first humiliate her.

In short, your biggest hangup is going to be that if Kakara secures a decisive advantage over Dandeer, she's nearly certain to spend a significant part of it playing with her food.

I keep telling people that summarily murderous rage is a virtue, but do they listen? Nooooo.
 
She did. You lost anyway. I explained this, multiple times, and I know that you were present for them. It was also clearly described in the relevant update. What are you trying to pull, here?
I don't feel like quoting the times you said the opposite. It would likely get me banned again. I have not read anything, but the threadmarks for some time now.
Edit: only read this because the word count made me think it was an update.
 
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I don't feel like quoting the times you said the opposite. It would likely get me banned again. I have not read anything, but the threadmarks for some time now.

Kakara did block with Dandeer. Yammar didn't care, because his attitude is, "do not negotiate for hostages."

Holding somebody hostage only matters if your opponent defers to the wellbeing of hostages, which is exactly why ruthless Yammar has a general and public policy of not doing so.
 
Kakara did block with Dandeer. Yammar didn't care, because his attitude is, "do not negotiate for hostages."

Holding somebody hostage only matters if your opponent defers to the wellbeing of hostages, which is exactly why ruthless Yammar has a general and public policy of not doing so.
So than Dandeer should be dead. If she isn't then she was not in fact being used as a sheild.
 
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She did. You lost anyway. I explained this, multiple times, and I know that you were present for them. It was also clearly described in the relevant update. What are you trying to pull, here?
Er, wasn't it the case that she made as though to, and then didn't follow through when Yammar credibly threatened to kill her rather than be blocked? My memory is telling me that she made the attempt but the (poor tactically, probably good for mental health) decision to back down rather than play chicken with an idiot like yammar? Give me a moment to track down the quote, this is bugging me.


E: Checked, oops. She did actually use the flail, she just stopped using it effectively once the extent of yammars... I hesitate to call it strategy, became obvious, and I was conflating it with the other votes you rolled out for the final battle, where you talked about her going to heal allies, Yammar vaporizing allies + dandeer with wide angle attack.

Apologies for the misconstruction
Kakara did block with Dandeer. Yammar didn't care, because his attitude is, "do not negotiate for hostages."

Holding somebody hostage only matters if your opponent defers to the wellbeing of hostages, which is exactly why ruthless Yammar has a general and public policy of not doing so.
Rather, Yammar's attitude is "I don't understand game theory or precommitment but I'm going to use them anyway."

There's no real justification for yammar's tactics beside him not having a clue what he's doing.
 
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There's no real justification for yammar's tactics beside him not having a clue what he's doing.

If it's stupid and it works it isn't stupid.
Please stop responding to me I am avoiding the discussion for a reason.

You're free to stop responding at any time; people quoting your posts doesn't obligate you to pop back in to argue more. This just feels like you trying to get the last word.
 
If it's stupid and it works it isn't stupid.
That statement is pithy but ultimately completely wrong.

He has no idea of what he's doing, and thus no idea of why it works when it does and doesn't when it doesn't, much less when either of those will be. It would have been one, foolish but understandable and somewhat clever, thing if it was a decision he made in the moment specifically because he was facing Kakara, but it's part of a general strategy.
 
That statement is pithy but ultimately completely wrong.

He has no idea of what he's doing, and thus no idea of why it works when it does and doesn't when it doesn't, much less when either of those will be. It would have been one, foolish but understandable and somewhat clever, thing if it was a decision he made in the moment specifically because he was facing Kakara, but it's part of a general strategy.

All right, point me to a case where his general strategy hasn't worked then.
 
Yes. My point. She wasn't even willing to trust Dandeer's mind control and think that Yammer was bluffing until it was too late.

Please stop responding to me I am avoiding the discussion for a reason.

If you want to stop the conversation you can stop responding, but you initiated it with a question which has been more than amply answered, and that answer is: Dandeer has already demonstratably not mind-controlled anybody, but rather sealed away their ability to conceive of her as an enemy. They therefore behaved exactly as if they had had somebody barge in and start attacking an innocent, which in Yammar's case was, "Fuck the hostages and make an example of the terrorist."
 
All right, point me to a case where his general strategy hasn't worked then.
I suspect it hasn't, because by my count he's had 4 fights against hostile foes; 5 if you count the "fight" that was house Talt, and that was almost certainly before he came up with the strategy. Of these, 1 was against dandeer (hostages were irrelevant, he just lost), 1 was with Dazazel (didn't come up) and the other two were here. Everyone else he's faced has been so far beneath him as to make the label of "foe" completely innacurate, and what they do or do not due with a hostage is similarly pointless because they could literally be holding a ki blast to their hostages head and have them surrounded by armed guards and still not stop him from doing whatever he wants. The fact that he's usually so much stronger than his opponents that the holes never show up doesn't make them not exist; abscence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

This response just fundementally doesn't work.
 
I suspect it hasn't, because by my count he's had 4 fights against hostile foes; 5 if you count the "fight" that was house Talt, and that was almost certainly before he came up with the strategy. Of these, 1 was against dandeer (hostages were irrelevant, he just lost), 1 was with Dazazel (didn't come up) and the other two were here. Everyone else he's faced has been so far beneath him as to make the label of "foe" completely innacurate, and what they do or do not due with a hostage is similarly pointless because they could literally be holding a ki blast to their hostages head and have them surrounded by armed guards and still not stop him from doing whatever he wants. The fact that he's usually so much stronger than his opponents that the holes never show up doesn't make them not exist; abscence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

This response just fundementally doesn't work.

Have you considered that him never having to worry about it not working might be why? I mean, Kakara spared Dazarel, and since Yammar had no idea why Kakara was attacking Dandeer, he had no reason to believe she would seriously consider killing Dandeer or allowing her to be killed. Since he, as you stated, has never been in position to worry about the hostages being harmed before he got to them, he had no reason to believe that things would be different with the technical pacifist.

Speaking of which, can we ask Basoon how much a mage is crippled by having an arm ripped off? I assume about as much as a Ki fighter, but I could be wrong. It's a simple way to permanently cripple Dandeer's magic without relying on a seal working on a mage, or the constant humiliation of a shock collar. Though I would not be opposed to all three, just to be safe.
 
Basically, you run up against the same problems as someone trying to prove a negative. In order to "figure out what the Talts did that didn't work," we first need to know everything the Talts did, with some degree of certainty. Which means we can't just spy on them casually or over a short period of time.
To be honest, I've been hoping they had a habit of convening to discuss what all they've tried as part of their training. It's not that implausible.
PCs have very limited and budgeted opportunities to act, rather than react, because the typical format of a quest update is "shit happens, now what do you do about it?" The voting format channelizes responses to that question into
This got cut off, and I'm curious what you were saying.
If it's stupid and it works it isn't stupid.
If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.
The fact that he's usually so much stronger than his opponents that the holes never show up doesn't make them not exist; absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Absence of evidence is limited evidence of absence. Just not conclusive.
 
Have you considered that him never having to worry about it not working might be why? I mean, Kakara spared Dazarel, and since Yammar had no idea why Kakara was attacking Dandeer, he had no reason to believe she would seriously consider killing Dandeer or allowing her to be killed. Since he, as you stated, has never been in position to worry about the hostages being harmed before he got to them, he had no reason to believe that things would be different with the technical pacifist.

Speaking of which, can we ask Basoon how much a mage is crippled by having an arm ripped off? I assume about as much as a Ki fighter, but I could be wrong. It's a simple way to permanently cripple Dandeer's magic without relying on a seal working on a mage, or the constant humiliation of a shock collar. Though I would not be opposed to all three, just to be safe.

A human mage, or a namekian mage, because the answers are probably very different...
 
Isn't that how we got here in the first place?
No, it was because Yammar decided to play with his food.

It's a shame that Kakara just had 2 examples of monologuing being a terrible idea and has a takeaway of 'let's give it a try'. Actually 3 examples if we count the big HAM Basson just fought. However her reaction is totally understandable.
 
Have you considered that him never having to worry about it not working might be why? I mean, Kakara spared Dazarel, and since Yammar had no idea why Kakara was attacking Dandeer, he had no reason to believe she would seriously consider killing Dandeer or allowing her to be killed. Since he, as you stated, has never been in position to worry about the hostages being harmed before he got to them, he had no reason to believe that things would be different with the technical pacifist.
That's the issue. Not that he decided Kakara would protect Dandeer, which is ballsy and honestly just reckless but not completely crazy, but that his policy in general is that:
However, [Someone] taking a hostage means [they] values the hostage. Yammar is more than willing to play brinkmanship on that score to get the hostage free.
and that this extends up to and including disintigrating the person he's fighting to protect with wide angle attacks, in ways that won't harm his foes, to prevent them from using the hostage as a cover to do things that don't interfere with his goal. That, and the fact that he doesn't understand the problems with this kind of precommitment, is what brings him from "perhaps a bit too willing to take risks" to "idiot playing with decision theory he doesn't understand."
Absence of evidence is limited evidence of absence. Just not conclusive.
You're not technically wrong, but it's not really right in any useful sense either :V
You can't meaningfully proxy one onto the other, or make predictions about one using the other, if you want to have any real degree of accuracy.
 
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