Have you guys met many aliens, I think aliens are pretty cool
Doof has, prior to quest start, met Meep. In the course of the quest, he has also met Dr. Jumba Jookiba, Experiment 625 and Pleakley, three aliens from Lilo and Stitch. Our Hero units have also encountered Captain Gantu and assorted subordinates of his from the Galactic Federation, also from Lilo and Stitch, and Kat of Kid vs Kat has become a member of OWCA. If you count people from another dimension, we have met Toffee from Star vs. and Janna has met quite a few people and monsters from Mewni.
 
You say that like it'll even penetrate the Weirdness Barrier
I mean, wouldn't it? I mean, Bill technically can deflect it, but would he?

Edit: Anyways, there's a method to my madness in saying that we should fight a five way war. If we do, then nobody else, not even the nigh-omniscient Bill Cypher, will have any idea what is going on. Thus, Bill will be kept busy, keeping him trapped in Gravity Falls until he is annoyed enough to leave himself, in a weakened state, at which point we can kill him.
 
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What particularly burning info do I need, if any
Disney bad guys won, we're Doof, currently at odds with Doom (bad guy whom wants to kill all Toonkind) and we're gearing up to fight Toffy ( Magical monsterlizard wants to wipe out mankind) And Doof is still as goofy as goofy

Also note that Goofy is on our payroll as head Janitor and apparently Head Diplomat. The Toon Force is real when it comes to the Dice, No Bill reading our posts was a joke dangit, ABSOLUTELY no bringing Perry back fromt he Dead dangit - Temujin was a one off deal!, and don't think too hard about the Shego Shipping.

On a more serious note, currently we're:

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-Keeping an eye on Evelyn, who is in charge of Olympia which was formerly Kronos Corp. She might be setting up for the Cape scene to suffer heavily from some deep seated Cape racism while pretending to be pro-cape. Alternatively, due to her motivations not meshing well with the setting's nature, she might be legitimate. We just don't know.
-Doom is trying to use the Cape Issue to distract from the Toon Issue and, on top of that, smear Doof aka us. It might also be earning him Brownie Points with the Cape community for some extra muscle.
-Shego and Xanatos, who seems to be on a memetic roll right now, are both supporting the repeal of the SRA as well as Evelyn and Doom. Glomgold and Shere Khan both have gone against the SRA being repealed, but Glomgold has fucked up HARD. Bad enough that we'll be getting an interlude on his failures.
-The SRA is a piece of hot garbage that is super racist against Supers with natural powers, causing them to be sued for their usage, especially if damages come up... but it doesn't apply to other kinds of heroes, like tech heroes that Syndrome was masquerading as. Which is not cool.
-Toons are suffering from Predjudice thanks to Doom managing to win and pinning the murders on Roger Rabbit, making Toons suspicious in the eyes of the public and promoting heavy Toon Racism. Thanks to Goofy, Max, Wile E. Coyote, and Dennis the Duck being on our payroll, we have a LOT of reasons to lash back against Toon Racism.

-Toffee has discovered humans are responsible for Mewmans, and Toffee is... well, he's currently a sludge of sapient corrupted magic at this point. He's also a genocidal maniac and while the Mewmans deserved a good smacking for their racist shit against Toffee, Toffee is absolutely going to kill everyone if he gets a chance.
-Star Butterfly is still alive - we saw her a while back, and Marco might be alive. We've also got their friend Janna on our payroll as our big Occult Hero. We've discovered that Toffee's shit has left her heavily scarred and we're not only going to go on a manhunt after Star and Marco, but we're also going to definitely stick it to toffee now that we know what his deal is in universe.
-Bill might have spies outside of his mandatory 'don't leave the Oregon Triangle' zone. Which is bad.

-Gantu is in the middle of an invisitext Shadow War against Monsters Inc. due to their human poaching.
-the Galactic Federation has kinda quarantined Hawaii, and the US gov has pinned the blame on their blackout of Hawaii on Flubber exploding and killing everyone in that island chain.
-Incidentally we may have smuggled Jumba Jookiba, Pleakly, and experiment 625 (626 is very likely exiled or dead) back to the mainland.
-Xanatos is now interested in us ever since we *nearly made him lose his cool*. He's invited us to a magical auction, where we can bid on cool magic shinies and chat him up all diplomatic like.
-SHEGO STILL HAS HALF OF COLORADO DANGIT!
-ENCOM has a notorious reputation for being able to brick software/hardware, but the MCP seems to be trying to reverse that reputation so he can steal more data.

-We have an alien Kat amidst our ranks as a spy for a group of alien Kats that want to conquer the world.
-We are bringing back the Dinosaurs and, in fact, have done so. We're hoping to domesticate some of them as herd animals so we can provide dino meat to the public as a source of protein that isn't crickets or rat meat.
-Oh yeah, due to Buy-n-large somehow existing, there is a supposed dustbowl where their wasteland is, preventing the US from having ample amounts of food. Doofenshmirtz has managed to prevent famine via Crickets and Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst, as well as plant Algae.
-There are friendly robots that cannot communicate with mankind and thus are stuck in a war with us to the North( thank @firefrog600 for the correction) , and there's a Toxic Jungle that threatens to spread across our nation and engulf us all if left unchecked.
-We still haven't decided if Norm is our son yet or not. This now extends to Princess Coffee Java, our Diplomatic/Stewardship A.I. programmed to help manage our nation a bit better.


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And there's likely a bunch more I missed, but honestly if you want to know more, you're better off reading the threadmarks. All of them. But this should give you a stopgap's worth of intel to work with until you do so.
 
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Also note that Goofy is on our payroll as head Janitor and apparently Head Diplomat. The Toon Force is real when it comes to the Dice, No Bill reading our posts was a joke dangit, ABSOLUTELY no bringing Perry back fromt he Dead dangit - Temujin was a one off deal!, and don't think too hard about the Shego Shipping.

On a more serious note, currently we're:

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-Keeping an eye on Evelyn, who is in charge of Olympia which was formerly Kronos Corp. She might be setting up for the Cape scene to suffer heavily from some deep seated Cape racism while pretending to be pro-cape. Alternatively, due to her motivations not meshing well with the setting's nature, she might be legitimate. We just don't know.
-Doom is trying to use the Cape Issue to distract from the Toon Issue and, on top of that, smear Doof aka us. It might also be earning him Brownie Points with the Cape community for some extra muscle.
-Shego and Xanatos, who seems to be on a memetic roll right now, are both supporting the repeal of the SRA as well as Evelyn and Doom. Glomgold and Shere Khan both have gone against the SRA being repealed, but Glomgold has fucked up HARD. Bad enough that we'll be getting an interlude on his failures.
-The SRA is a piece of hot garbage that is super racist against Supers with natural powers, causing them to be sued for their usage, especially if damages come up... but it doesn't apply to other kinds of heroes, like tech heroes that Syndrome was masquerading as. Which is not cool.
-Toons are suffering from Predjudice thanks to Doom managing to win and pinning the murders on Roger Rabbit, making Toons suspicious in the eyes of the public and promoting heavy Toon Racism. Thanks to Goofy, Max, Wile E. Coyote, and Dennis the Duck being on our payroll, we have a LOT of reasons to lash back against Toon Racism.

-Toffee has discovered humans are responsible for Mewmans, and Toffee is... well, he's currently a sludge of sapient corrupted magic at this point. He's also a genocidal maniac and while the Mewmans deserved a good smacking for their racist shit against Toffee, Toffee is absolutely going to kill everyone if he gets a chance.
-Star Butterfly is still alive - we saw her a while back, and Marco might be alive. We've also got their friend Janna on our payroll as our big Occult Hero. We've discovered that Toffee's shit has left her heavily scarred and we're not only going to go on a manhunt after Star and Marco, but we're also going to definitely stick it to toffee now that we know what his deal is in universe.
-Bill might have spies outside of his mandatory 'don't leave the Oregon Triangle' zone. Which is bad.

-Gantu is in the middle of an invisitext Shadow War against Monsters Inc. due to their human poaching.
-the Galactic Federation has kinda quarantined Hawaii, and the US gov has pinned the blame on their blackout of Hawaii on Flubber exploding and killing everyone in that island chain.
-Incidentally we may have smuggled Jumba Jookiba, Pleakly, and experiment 625 (626 is very likely exiled or dead) back to the mainland.
-Xanatos is now interested in us ever since we *nearly made him lose his cool*. He's invited us to a magical auction, where we can bid on cool magic shinies and chat him up all diplomatic like.
-SHEGO STILL HAS HALF OF COLORADO DANGIT!
-ENCOM has a notorious reputation for being able to brick software/hardware, but the MCP seems to be trying to reverse that reputation so he can steal more data.

-We have an alien Kat amidst our ranks as a spy for a group of alien Kats that want to conquer the world.
-We are bringing back the Dinosaurs and, in fact, have done so. We're hoping to domesticate some of them as herd animals so we can provide dino meat to the public as a source of protein that isn't crickets or rat meat.
-Oh yeah, due to Buy-n-large somehow existing, there is a supposed dustbowl where their wasteland is, preventing the US from having ample amounts of food. Doofenshmirtz has managed to prevent famine via Crickets and Doofenshmirtz Quality Bratwurst, as well as plant Algae.
-There are friendly robots that cannot communicate with mankind and thus are stuck in a war with us to the south I think, and there's a Toxic Jungle that threatens to spread across our nation and engulf us all if left unchecked.
-We still haven't decided if Norm is our son yet or not. This now extends to Princess Coffee Java, our Diplomatic/Stewardship A.I. programmed to help manage our nation a bit better.


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And there's likely a bunch more I missed, but honestly if you want to know more, you're better off reading the threadmarks. All of them. But this should give you a stopgap's worth of intel to work with until you do so.
the friendly robots are to the north other than that everythings right.
 
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