[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk

By taking the right secret passage you managed to surpass most of the traps and rooms contained within the castle. Now that you're on good terms with the castle's current host, take a look through some of them. There's got to be some more loot, right?

Time to see what kind of riches we can get here.

[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels
 
"It's cool now, sir! You should really spend more time with your children!"

"Ugh, I'm trying." you groan, dragging a hand down your face.

"Thank you, father!"

"Not you!" You reply, earlier resolutions forgotten.

So close, Doof, yet so far... I really hope there's an introspection personal action for Doof after this.

Anyway, votes.

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

EDIT: Also, references. Dungeons, Dungeons, and more Dungeons is from Gravity Falls. Malifishmirtz joking about moving the castle is from Gargoyles, where Xanatos did exactly that.
 
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[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels
 
[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels
 
[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

It's not a perfect solution since I can only spend so much time away from the castle in a day, but come on, it's not like you'll be able to move the castle or anything, right?
Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.
 
[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Buy some Doonkleberries

I would like to reiterate my Doonkleberry/Gummiberry theory!
 
[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels


Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.
Three words. ACME instant delivery

[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

Whoo! Celebratory pretzels! Evil celebratory pretzels.
 
[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
-[X] Ask him if he has a preference where to place the castle when they move it(we have 500 norm bots, they can fly a castle to Doofania)
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

With all the crazy architecture in Doofania, adding a castle to our skyscraper will go unnoticed.
 
[] Explore Castle Doofhawk

I want that helmet, and any other loot we can get.

[] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels

As much as I want those berries it's smarter to go to Drakken's grandpa and get those victory pretzels, Evil victory pretzels.


Edit; Changed my vote
 
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[X] Talk to Malifishmirtz
[X] Buy some Doonkleberries

Maybe by buying the Doonkleberries, we can setup an importing agreement to get a continuous supply? They are the town's main export so if we bought it all that might allow us to minimize access to the country by other factions.
 
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[X] Explore Castle Doofhawk
[X] Get some Drakkenblad pretzels
Malifishmirtz joking about moving the castle is from Gargoyles, where Xanatos did exactly that.
Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.
I would remind you both that Doof has already done that himself
 
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Hmmmm. You know, if David Xanatos can put a small medieval castle on top of his skyscraper, what's to stop us from putting Castle Doofhawk atop our skyscraper? Everyone says Xanatos is a trendsetter after all. One of the 'cool' kids. We would be part of the next new thing! Glomgold and Shego would be so jealous that they weren't quick enough to put medieval castles on top of skyscrapers in their territory.
We might want to get in touch with him to compare castle-moving notes. He's one of the less feckless supervillain-kings, and could be a valuable ally.
 
Taking advantage of the opportunity Norm follows up with a mighty blast of his ACME Death Lasers!
Neat. I think we passed the D6 ACME trait roll.

And from the shadows secret government spooks are taking notes. All to ensure 1 Doofenshmirtz doesn't break the masquerade.

entire country for myself
I think this should be county, no? :D
but come on, it's not like you'll be able to move the castle or anything, right?" The ghostly warlock cackles at his own joke.
Pft, don't challenge us Grunkle Malifishmirtz!
 
Guys, I've gotta say, the justification for the pretzels feels like it's leaning really hard on metaknowledge. As well as the fact that it's not a guarantee of anything. Doof used to work for Drakkenblad too; so it's not like he's unknown to the guy.
 
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