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DoofQuest- a Disney Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest

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More likely that we'd discover some hidden caches that Malfinschmirtz had forgotten about, or hadn't even known about.
 
Someone asked for this, allow me to deliver.

Good Inator: The Hydrantinator. Inspired by Treacherous Intern Janna's cruel betrayal, this Inator is meant to bring all the fire hydrants in Danville to life, complete with googly eyes. Fiery and his posse are willing to help you out for a couple of months as thanks for bringing them to life before they move on to other things. By which I mean plotting vengeance against all of dog-kind for atrocities committed while the fire hydrants were inanimate.

Effects: +10 to national action martial rolls for one turn, as Fiery the Fire Hydrant and his crew are temporarily deputized by O.W.C.A to help Dr. Doofenshmirtz.


Bad Inator: The Fireinator. Your old mentor Professor Destructicon (Kevin to his friends) had charged you with setting fire to the sun right before he got locked up. You haven't ever really come up with a way to do so, given the inherent difficulty in setting fire to a roiling ball of plasma, but you'd like to think this Inator was your best bet at getting it done. Unfortunately, the laser hit a chrome plated something while the shot was leaving the Earth's atmosphere, and so the blast was reflected back towards it's point of origin. So now Danville and some of the surrounding Two-and-a-Half State Area is on fire, and you'll have to clean it up.

Effects: -10 to national action stewardship rolls for one turn, as Doofensmirtz Evil Incorpoated has to fund the rebuilding of a city or two.


An Inator submission for your consideration, @Made in Heaven




Modus_Tollens said:
What the hell is a natural 100 like when it comes to moving a castle?
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Maybe the castle is moved to a natural font of magical power located on a leyline, and the sudden influx of magic allows old enchantments that had gone centuries without maintenance to snap back to their former glory, turning what was once a decrepit ruin into a gleaming symbol of arcane might?
 
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PyrrosWarrior said:
This becomes a Ghibli crossover and we get to recruit Howl :V
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The Great Lakes are a seething mass of Nausicaa's Toxic Jungle, Ohmu and all. That ship has long since sailed.

Admittedly, the idea of our moving the castle and just... somehow failing to land the thing again? In full Douglas Adams "fall at the ground and miss" fashion? It has appeal.
 
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You know floating cities would be a way deal with the toxic jungle assuming cleaning up the BnL wasteland doesn't mellow out its keepers.

On that note we could use the axiom's basic desgin as the basis for the floating cities. Just redesgin the places to force more physical activity out of the residents. We need to dislodge auto eventually anyway.
 
Silversun17 said:
You know floating cities would be a way deal with the toxic jungle assuming cleaning up the BnL wasteland doesn't mellow out its keepers.

On that note we could use the axiom's basic desgin as the basis for the floating cities. Just redesgin the places to force more physical activity out of the residents. We need to dislodge auto eventually anyway.
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No floating cities is a bad idea it just takes one enemy disabling the flying to kill everyone. Just build high or low.
 
There's such a thing as Too Succesful!​

Russ stared at the giant mass. Then back down to the sheepish looking Doctor. The Agent looked like he was about to swell up and begin yelling, before taking a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose, and letting out a long, heartfelt sigh. When he spoke though, his words were clipped. "What. Did. You. Do?" Heinz laughed nervously, even as he wrung his hands.

"It's a bit of a funny story actually. You see, thanks to Xanatos' notes, and a little jiggery-pokery with my Lighten-up-inator, I was able to move the whole castle at once!" He smiled and spread his hands out, before wilting somewhat as Russ looked at him over the agent's sunglasses. "Right, right... Well, it turns out that Malfinschmirtz had actually bought the castle from another sorcerer. Cowl, Gowl... something like that. Strange name. Anyway, the whole thing was being air-lifted, and since we had to bring it straight across the Atlantic, we ran into a few storms." Heinz shook his head. "Really, the Russians were being so unreasonable. It would have only been in their airspace for a few hours! But, yes. So, we ran into a few storms, and the castle kind of got struck by lightning."

A slightly crisped Goofy nods as he puts out a tiny flame still burning merrily atop one of his hairs. "Ayup, it was some purtty nasty weather alright. But the ol' gal came through like a champ!" He nods proudly. Russ' eyebrow twitched, but he simply nodded. Heinz picked up the story again.

"So, anyway. We get to the landing site, and the crews begin to descend. And the castle sort of, heh-heh, didn't. It turns out that the sorceror that Malfinschmirtz had bought it from had tried to make it a flying castle. But was never apparently able to power up the runic arrays. But it seems that swinging through the ceiling of a forming hurricane would attract enough lightning strikes to fully charge them. Eh-heh. Who knew, right?"

Russ' other eyebrow began to twitch as he glanced up again, at the floating citadel that was Castle Malfinschmirtz. He was gonna need a lot more antacids for this report, he just knew it.
 
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Silversun17 said:
You know floating cities would be a way deal with the toxic jungle assuming cleaning up the BnL wasteland doesn't mellow out its keepers.

On that note we could use the axiom's basic desgin as the basis for the floating cities. Just redesgin the places to force more physical activity out of the residents. We need to dislodge auto eventually anyway.
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If we want flying cities, Sky High could also be a good place to find the technology for it.
 
TempestK said:
Sky High relies on a single mechanism. A single failure point. Not a good design choice.
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It is on-brand for Doofenshmortz tho.

More seriously, that's probably something that can be changed after its reverse engineered. Would it be easier to just invent something ourselves? Maybe use Flubber for it? We've already got flying cars, so that's a step in the right direction.
 
The problem with the Flubber based floating cities is that you will need to campaign a lot, given that it supposedly "destroyed" Hawaii.

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That being said, it is one of the easiest ways to create a floating city, and could be very neat to focus on. However, no one would fund it or even get near it unless we absolutely undo the damage the masquerade did to Flubber based scientific development, probably by proving that Hawaii still exists, and that aliens were the cause of it's disappearance (by being turned into a mosquito "Nature Reserve").
 
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GravityForce9.8 said:
The problem with the Flubber based floating cities is that you will need to campaign a lot, given that it supposedly "destroyed" Hawaii.

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That being said, it is one of the easiest ways to create a floating city, and could be very neat to focus on. However, no one would fund it or even get near it unless we absolutely undo the damage the masquerade did to Flubber based scientific development, probably by proving that Hawaii still exists, and that aliens were the cause of it's disappearance (by being turned into a mosquito "Nature Reserve").
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It's a good thing we've currently got a balance of YES in our bank account. If we need to fund the building of a floating city ourselves we definitely could, considering one of Doofs schemes in the show was literally picking up the Tri-state area and flying away with it. Although we don't really have a reason to do that atm.
 
WinterPhoenix said:
It's a good thing we've currently got a balance of YES in our bank account. If we need to fund the building of a floating city ourselves we definitely could, considering one of Doofs schemes in the show was literally picking up the Tri-state area and flying away with it. Although we don't really have a reason to do that atm.
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That is good. However, I realized that it takes a lot more than funding to get the floating city off the ground. We will need the proper legislation to have the city exist, and it would be a MASSIVE blow to our public perception and possibly government perception as well. In addition, we will probably have to deal with people lobbying against it, or even sabotaging it, as much as they could do with the flubberphobia going around.
I disagree with the "no reason to do it", as it is, in my mind, one of the best ways of moving our castle, but I do agree with the atm portion of your quote, as moving the castle is not time-sensitive. It should, however, be done sooner or later, to help deal with the neato-dorito in the far future.
 
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GravityForce9.8 said:
That is good. However, I realized that it takes a lot more than funding to get the floating city off the ground. We will need the proper legislation to have the city exist, and it would be a MASSIVE blow to our public perception and possibly government perception as well. In addition, we will probably have to deal with people lobbying against it, or even sabotaging it, as much as they could do with the flubberphobia going around.
I disagree with the "no reason to do it", as it is, in my mind, one of the best ways of moving our castle, but I do agree with the atm, as moving the castle is not time-sensitive. It should, however, be done sooner or later, to help deal with the neato-dorito in the far future.
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For the no reason bit, I was referring to building a flying city, rather than continuing flubber and anti-gravity technology research. That's definitely something we should pursue sooner or later.
 
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