CrowdStrike
Considering the future, and possible threats, being able to work with Earth's strongest and most morally neutral King would be a boon, considering some of the stuff we know in-character and all the other stuff we as players know from metaknowledge.
Toffee? Doof knows that this man is at the head of an interdimensional empire. The existence of such would make anyone nervous, even without knowing his goals or personal biases. I imagine the government would love to throw money and assistance at us for figuring out something to block massive portals to other worlds for an army that could march through, for example. Or just better weapons in general. Also, just had a thought, coming back to this at the end.
As for what we don't know, there's plenty of shit that could happen. What if Bill Cipher pokes holes in the Weirdness Bubble to let loose some gribblies? What if Obake unleashes an army of Noodle Burger Boys built like Terminators? What if the various anti-magic racists decide to start a crusade at the behest of the literally puritanical Xanatos-level manipulator behind the scenes, who might be going by the name Belos or Phillip Wittebane possibly next turn?
And that's just terrestrial stuff. What if Toffee does invade? What if Phobos Escanor decides the time is now? Or Andrias Leviathan and Darcy? Or the Skeksis? Or... fucking, Venomous Drool and Thaddeus Blakk, I don't know.
National Defence and better Government Opinion may be the difference between a desperate defensive and a somewhat more even conflict? Also, more money for us.
EDIT: MY THOUGHT! Ahem! Anyway. Yes. What if we used the On-Ice-Inator on Toffee. Would it work on him like it does Liquiditator?
